Recent posts on Kongregate page 2

Topic: Outernauts / Where is Sam

Many thanks :-) I thought the strength of the P2P fights in Arena depends on player lvl only, and feared I’d have to Dojo my beasts for weeks. Losing other P2P battles should be easier and faster though a little weird…

Topic: Off-topic / Do you fap in the shower/bath?

No, it doesn’t seem to work very well. Probably because not enough friction.

Topic: Kongregate / Unable to buy kreds

Thanks for the reply :)

and yeah i didn’t know where to place this so posted in both just in case.
I’ll see if i can get hold of an administrator.

Thanks again.

Topic: Kongregate / Bring justice to the rating system

Originally posted by Phantomfrettchen:

Well guys, i have another theme to come up with. I wondered quite a lot about why there are so many “facebookgames” here. I mean, some are not totally bad, like Outernauts, but it does appear to me that quite a few of these are rated unjustified. I just cannot believe that all is due to the fact that they have a good introduction, though i have to admit that king’s bounty made me do the same, i liked the game the first 5 minutes but realising it had no content for non-paying players i changed to 1/5. Now what i do criticize is that you could easily improve the rating of a game by creating a number of accounts on Kongregate never even needing to verify these accounts via e-mail or something of the likes and by that instantpushing your rating high. As i have seen noted before this would effectively improve the ratings due to other people rating being dependent on the foremost ratings. Therefore i would recommend to eliminate this possibility via allowing only people with a confirmed e-mail or… let’s say a Kong level of at least five to do the voting.

No need to post this in Multiple Forums

Those “facebookgames” that get badged have multiple thousands (sometimes millions) of plays. People using alts would be statistically insignificant.

Originally posted by rawismojo:

We take rating manipulation extremely seriously and have a lot of systems in place to keep it from affecting a game’s rating.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you wear diapers?

astronauts wear diapers.

Topic: Game Programming / Kong API with MySQL?

So I’m trying to make a game where I will save the players info like: The last level he/she completed and his/her best score.
This info will be uploaded to my site and then uploaded to Kong.
I was wondering how I should set-up my MySQL table.
Also
I believe I need the UserId, but how can I use the UserId to “login” and resume the save? I’m using Unity3D btw.

Topic: Off-topic / Deadly promotion

Originally posted by MadJedi:

Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:

I’ll accept the promotion, and strive to work flawlessly.

Will you execute me by even making a slight mistake, though? In that case, I don’t think I can last over a month with him cold bloodingly executing me.

At one point, he tried to kill someone for insulting the force. That said, he is pretty choleric. However, he decided to spare an officer once, so it probably depends on his mood.

Well, I seem to have bad luck so I might decline the promotion.

Topic: Kongregate / Directory of Kongregate Chat Rooms

Originally posted by UnknownGuardian:

That sure is a lot of points.
If anything, thank you for trying that out, UG.

Topic: Tyrant / [To Devs] !Raid Revamp! a more reasonable reward for veterans and all of tyrant

Originally posted by Maharid:

I don’t think something will be done until they work on Conquest and seeing that any change will make a part of player QQ every time it will be long before they start to work on raids.

I saved my post for future uses.

well then… let’s revolt.
it’s called the mandate of the people.
people could care less about cq.
both high lvl factions and mid lvl factions are being satisfied.
i want a raid revamp.

Topic: TDP4 Team Battle / Got an idea for a new gun? Share it here!

100000 d 1 s reload called death mathiean

Topic: Forum Games / [Competition] Stick Wars: The Kong Wars (O.M.G...15 Signs left?)

Yes, and I do think we will be a good team. =3

We do have a variety of skills, and that is good as far as I see.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / BRING BYM BACK!

Originally posted by Wave_Rida:

KIXEYE killed today its own maproom 2. Another horde of angry players leaving their game. They dont care.

They never cared :I

Topic: Off-topic / Deadly promotion

Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:

I’ll accept the promotion, and strive to work flawlessly.

Will you execute me by even making a slight mistake, though? In that case, I don’t think I can last over a month with him cold bloodingly executing me.

At one point, he tried to kill someone for insulting the force. That said, he is pretty choleric. However, he decided to spare an officer once, so it probably depends on his mood.

Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Bugs!

Originally posted by gideon101:

I am getting “raid is not available for your platform” every time I try to join a raid. I am on a PC and have tried several valid links.

make sure you copied the full link and its a kongretate raid. where are you picking the raids from?? chat or some raid link list?

also delete your cookies and history and temp files. it might help.

Topic: Battle Conquest / Bug: Units Dance When Confronting Obstacles

Sometimes, when I chase those pesky archers, they reside right next to an obstacle, like on the right side of a box.

When my units move to the front-right side of the box, they move back again, believing they ran into something. Then they’ll move forward again, only to repeat their ‘mistake’, when they archers are right in front of them…

In other words, you’ll have to micromanage units around some obstacles, which is not good, especially when your whole army is shot down by a few archers. Could you tweak the auto-path to prevent this from happening? This also happens with the huge forest obstacle.

Topic: Everybody Edits / FrogBot

Originally posted by Terence22205:

KongBot can’t find the page you are looking for.

True dat. Fix the links please.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Does God exists? and why?

Originally posted by nihilarian:

Well, I think that there must be some sort of spiritual driving force out there- maybe it is God? I don’t believe the world is run by scientific theory alone

Its not run by scientific theory. Rather scientific theory attempts to explain the underlying mechanics of how everything runs.

- why would there be such a thing as religion if there was no basis of fact?

Side effect of the way the brain processes information combined with our need to be social beings. We integrate stories the same way we integrate perceived experiences. We visualise and embelish. The same powers that allow us to dream, or to visualise novels, we use to convince ourselves that there are a multitude of anthromorphic creatures out there. Gods are in some ways, no different from fairies at the bottom of the garden, or the old (pre-Tolkien) hobgoblins. They’re old stories given form, given substance by writings and our minds.

just because you cannot see or feel God- doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist

Same as you cannot see or feel the signals that form up radio transmissions in the air: they’re there, but we cannot sense them directly. So it is with group mind beings, or even the air we breathe.

We cannot sense it, so we forget it is there. Out of senses, out of mind.

just as there is no proof he does exist there is no proof he DOESN’T exist either.

Proof of nonexistence is not going to happen. There’s no need to prove every little thing doesn’t exist. Are you going to prove there is no invisible fairy on your desk? What about proving there’s not an invisible fairy next to the first one, or proving there’s not an invisible teapot in the same place?

You could literally go on forever, trying to create disproofs of an infinite number of invisible, intangible things. It is utterly pointless.

We know the christian god has done absolutely nothing that humans have not done with their own limbs or own minds at the time.

We know the processes that make up the understanding of that god are present in the brain, have identified and tracked most of them.

There’s more than enough evidence there to say God is in the minds alone. Still real, but a by-product of humanity, not the other way around.

but I still don’t think everything can just be resolved by science.

True, but that;‘s more because present science lacks the tools to understand these things. That’s not saying it is incapable of understanding eventually, but for now we must rely on other tools where science lets off, if we wish to try and undersand what is happening in areas science has yet to traverse.

Topic: Kongregate / Suggestions

Originally posted by Phantomfrettchen:

Well guys, i have another theme to come up with. I wondered quite a lot about why there are thismany “facebookgames” here. I mean, some are not totally bad, like Outernauts, but it does appear to me that quite a few of these are rated unjustified. I just cannot believe that all is due to the fact that they have a good introduction and them being rated in the first minutes of gaming, though i have to admit that King’s bounty made me do the same, i liked the game the first 5 minutes but realising it had no content for non-paying players i changed to 1/5. Now what i do criticize is that you could easily improve the rating of a game by creating a number of accounts on Kongregate never even needing to verify these accounts via e-mail or something of the likes and by that instantpushing your rating high. As quite a bunch of players tend to be geared to the foremost ratings this would effectively improve not only the beginning rating but also any further ratings in total. Therefore i would recommend to eliminate this possibility via allowing only people with a confirmed e-mail or… let’s say a Kong level of at least five to do the voting.

No need to post this in Multiple Forums

Those “facebookgames” that get badged have multiple thousands (sometimes millions) of plays. People using alts would be statistically insignificant.

Originally posted by rawismojo:

We take rating manipulation extremely seriously and have a lot of systems in place to keep it from affecting a game’s rating.

Topic: Off-topic / 1000 things to do on an 8 hour car ride

68 watch porn

Topic: Freefall Tournament / Class Skins

Hmm… Maybe a medieval knight oriented skin for the tank.

Topic: Kongregate / Average Gaming Tournament Round Four!

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Maxing

Thanks everyone, my ign is MrDrac please come to asiaeast, it’s usually the least laggy server.

And by the way, my rogue died yesterday.

Topic: ShellShock Live 2 / Glitches

and when i used spligger the other shot hit but instead it teleported away to another location

Topic: Contract Wars / Top Guns

Daaaanng kaves. How long have you been using that thing? :O

Topic: Tyrant / [SPOILER] New Reward Cards !!!

Originally posted by Varamond:

I’ll just say that the problems with these rewards is more representative of a bigger problem in Tyrant. Very little thought is put into new ideas; they come up with something, throw it loosely together, and just put it out there. Testing always appears to be at a minimum.

These reward cards are terrible. The ideas in this thread are good, not because of the concrete card suggestions, but because of the recognition of the significance of the achievement of acquiring these cards. They should be special cards. They should be unique in some way. Gravity Distorter is a cool card, so are Hygeia and Meteor, because we made them, and our ideas are fresh. I expect the same from the creators of a product I pay for.

Mimic/Chaos/Emulate, Heal/Rally/Supply/Refresh/Leech/Legion, Sunder/Disease, are all lacking in inspiration. I think Emulate is most representative of this deficiency, as noone was looking for another slightly modified take on those abilities. Sunder appears to be “meh” in the same way.

How about a commander who can increase your hand size by one? Sounds OP? Give it low health, or degenerating health.

How about an action that reinserts itself at the bottom of your deck after play? Sounds OP? Don’t let it do much.

How about a structure that sucks a card out of your opponents library and puts it in the discard pile? Sounds OP? Give it a wait time time that balances it.

These would be fun cards.

Only half way through reading…
and…
+infinity.
Finished reading.
+Hmmmm….
+Interesting…
~1

However, +infinity for the 1st part most definitely.
+1 to radical thought process in 2nd part.
Maybe too radical. But I mean… you gotta admire creativity. :) :D ;P