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Topic: Realm Grinder / [GUIDE] Optimized Gem Grinding [09-Mar-16]

Originally posted by Magmardooom:

Reincarnations 16 ~ 23 (Vanilla Research)

1Sp (e24) ~ 100Dc (e35) Gems: Dwarf/Fairies

100Dc (e34) ~ 1Dvg (e69) Gems: Neutral Mercenaries – Diamond Forge


And another one, 100 Dc can’t both be e35 and e34 at the same time.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man crawls out of a pipe

You are walking down the street when suddenly, a strange man shoots out of a pipe and looks at you. He holds out 5 cards and tells you to choose one.

Card 1:
This card will make you able to fly, but you will have a long beak and many feathers.
Card 2:
This card gives you the ability to become invisible at will, but now everything you eat tastes like literal shit.
Card 3:
You will become impervious to any physical damage (this includes aging) and you can willingly kill yourself, but you will experience great pain at the end of each day.
Card 4:
You can summon and eat food without any negative effects, but you will always be hungry.
Card 5:
The next 100 years of your life will be exciting every day, many adventures, and you will have fun for the next 100 years and you will be in prime condition, not die over these years, and you will be very attractive and can rechoose your gender. However, at the end of the next 100 years you will be subjected to 100 years of gruesome and grotesque torture without dying. You can also not commit suicide at the good 100 years.

Discuss.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Troll-A-Wish

granted buts its YO POO
i wish for a hunger bar in EE

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Strange Log

All references to Kush have been removed from the game, and will also continue to be removed in the future. Please don’t try to make them, players.

Idol

 
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Topic: The King of Towers / Game is dead

^_~

 
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Topic: Realm Grinder / [GUIDE] Optimized Gem Grinding [09-Mar-16]

Originally posted by Magmardooom:


Reincarnations 7 ~ 16 (Late Mercenaries, After Bloodlines)

1Sp (e24) ~ 10Dc (e34) Gems: Dwarf/Fairies

100Dc (e34) ~ 1Dvg (e69) Gems: Neutral Mercenaries – Diamond Forge


Here’s a typo, 100 Dc is not e34. Or, at least it contradicts the the previous line of 10 Dc being e34.
 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Noveske W- Task

Originally posted by Onaterdem:
Originally posted by dareaper12:

Aww thx man. ^ w ^

Thing is, I’ll do a VERY short explanation here, as this game depends on hitscan model and has only walk-speed movement, having high killing ability is MUCH more important than having high survival ability. This is the sole reason as to why Noveske (a high speed gun that is weak in a gunfight, AKA a true SMG with super cool AR looks) is much weaker in the current meta than MDR/SA58 (huge damage across all ranges and just slightly lower mobility/reload than Noveske).

To clear things up, it’s not that I hate these guns (which I occasionally do but this isn’t because of that), it’s that they really, truly are better than most other guns from current-time standpoint. Even though I think they’re OP, I did get ACR-C on my alt back when it was SUPER OP (AKA 3 days before the balancing/ACR WC update, I could only use it for 3 days and I, Onaterdem, dude that almost never prokills, did a prokill with it while it was untasked, ended pro with 2 HP as VIP lmfao), also I was its #1 hater, I thought I’d find out that it wasn’t so OP when I bought it, turned out to be even OPer than I thought. I’m also waiting for SA58 discount on alt and will probably pay 10 dollars or something on 2nd alt for MDR and a few more guns, and I have tried them before commenting to clear my doubts.

In short, I like to speak of facts, and when I speak of opinions I like to make sure others know they’re opinions.

But new people and low lvls still believe Noveske is best gun in CW. This is funny.
Even this guy from other topic:

Truth is, it’s sophisticate gun, but not OP at all. I bought it for look, greater accuracy then my sr3m and mobility, coz I hate slow movement.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you Could Revive Anyone From any Point in the History of OT, who Would you Pick?

Myslef tbh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All of the OTers are invited to a house party. Do you go?

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by BloodScourge:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by BloodScourge:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by BloodScourge:

Hell yeah I’d go!
I don’t care what happens as long as I have a fucking blast.
I’d bring KFC with me. All for myself. Go fuck yourselves. It’s all mine.

Ever been mugged before?

They’ve tried. Trust me.

You’re eating my slaves, that KFC belongs to me.

You trying to throw hands bruh?

Do I look like I have hands? I will wing slap you.

Oh, it’s like that? Have I gotta become a cat again? I will pounce on you and bite your neck and rip your throat out nigga. I will take your skull, lick it clean and hang it on my wall like a fucking Predator nigga. You don’t know who you’re fuckin’ with nigga.

 
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Topic: BattleHand: General / Please Make Arena AI More Random

I still have a long grind ahead of me until I get until that point, but from what I’ve heard traits are incredibly important in endgame arena. With a proc’d HoG leading into a maxed Holy Sword trait, Brom can near one shot most people in the arena. (Napkin math: ~11k HoG hit on the main target+16k max trait*1.5 if HoG was proc’d to weaken to air = ~35k). Looks like you just need to work on your heroes some more and pick better matchups. No idea why you would choose to face Bree with a Air+Spirit team.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Post Your Fails.

I failed the Round 2 of Code Jam.

I’m really dissappointed in myself since I did pass last year.

 
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Topic: BattleHand: Guilds / <Ψnquisition> Offical guild thread, guild roster out, all members please read.

Originally posted by BallZza:

will our guild help the devs fulfill the wikia? Any idea?

Stanley52 used to do 90% of the wikia updates, he is suppose to be in our guild as well, but unfortunately he quit the game. :( Would be good if someone else wanna step up…
 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Mi hablar aspañol!

Originally posted by sebas_ghione:
Originally posted by opltw09it09w:

Dude, don’t call me as*hole.
Here:
Les quite mucho más de remoción de puestos. Así, con su lógica, estoy algún tipo de los Hitleros;).
Los happy now?

Y…la verdad que no te entendí un carajo, tu español es como mi chino. Segui escribiendo en ingles que te entiendo mas papu.

This is my spanish: http://www.spanishdict.com/translation

An here is what you wrote:

… The truth is that you did not understand a shit, your Spanish is like my Chinese. Segui writing in English to understand you more papu.

INB4Lock

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why the hell is Twilight Princess on GameCube so expensive?

I got two copies of it somehow.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You can eliminate one thing in society.

Dumbasses trying to “diversify” entertainment by changing the race of already existing characters. Nigga, give us minorities NEW characters and not some white people’s hand-me-downs. I get that they are trying to do a good thing, but they’re going about it in the fucking dumbest way possible.

Originally posted by graveyard890:

All the assholes in the world.

Suicide is never the right choice.

1-800-273-8255

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which user here is most likely to devour your heart to gain your power?

I doubt that anybody would want my powers.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [Dev] Neocyte Raid Quest

Originally posted by krilloth:

Why are you hating on someone who simply doesnt have enough time for raids. Some people work on saturdays aswell so 1 and a half hours is actually quite a lot. Maybe it was silly because hes talking about not being in a guild for a guild based game but youre all acting very immature considering you can afford to buy out boxes with your well paying adult jobs..

It’s 1h 30 minutes if you play manually, you can also auto all your attacks (~30 sec for every full dump) in a random top150 guild and easily get over half of the idols

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All of the OTers are invited to a house party. Do you go?

Originally posted by BloodScourge:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by BloodScourge:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by BloodScourge:

Hell yeah I’d go!
I don’t care what happens as long as I have a fucking blast.
I’d bring KFC with me. All for myself. Go fuck yourselves. It’s all mine.

Ever been mugged before?

They’ve tried. Trust me.

You’re eating my slaves, that KFC belongs to me.

You trying to throw hands bruh?

Do I look like I have hands? I will wing slap you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All of the OTers are invited to a house party. Do you go?

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by BloodScourge:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by BloodScourge:

Hell yeah I’d go!
I don’t care what happens as long as I have a fucking blast.
I’d bring KFC with me. All for myself. Go fuck yourselves. It’s all mine.

Ever been mugged before?

They’ve tried. Trust me.

You’re eating my slaves, that KFC belongs to me.

You trying to throw hands bruh?

 
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Topic: Mini Heroes / Hiring

Uhmmm … I know this is kinda rude but … i want to hire someone to water my plant everyday and ill pay 1 para per day … and i have 24 plants in total , sooo it should be fair … right? sooo comment and ill chat u on game - … cya there :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All of the OTers are invited to a house party. Do you go?

lmao @ people thinking I’ve never drunk alcohol
I’ve already drunk champagne and 80 proof pálinka (admittedly, champagne as a traditional celebration of New Year’s, and pálinka as a cure for indigestion), didn’t break a sweat

I’m just saying I haven’t yet gone to a house party yet, let alone one where alcohol etc. would be the norm
I mean, I have been to a party before, but that was school-organized and as such toned down to an extent, and not really a traditional house party

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Got Bloons Ideas?

Originally posted by KolsonR:

You should add co-op mode :)

There is co-op mode. You just have to play it on the creator’s website: ninjakiwi.com

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All of the OTers are invited to a house party. Do you go?

Originally posted by BloodScourge:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by BloodScourge:

Hell yeah I’d go!
I don’t care what happens as long as I have a fucking blast.
I’d bring KFC with me. All for myself. Go fuck yourselves. It’s all mine.

Ever been mugged before?

They’ve tried. Trust me.

You’re eating my slaves, that KFC belongs to me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favourite TV show?

GoT