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Topic: Off-topic / MY LIFE STARTED THE DAY I GOT CAUGHT

somepeople’s butthurt

 
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Topic: Little Alchemist Mobile / New update!!

Something is better than nothing :) thanks chin team for listening to player suggestions!

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Pedophiles, people like that

Originally posted by unicrons:

ur just saying that becus u dont want to admit im smarter then u

alright.. if you’re as smart as you claim, perhaps you’d care to explain precisely how it is that no child could ever say yes to something like sexual intercourse and understand what they’re talking about?

alright.. if you’re as smart as you claim, perhaps you’d care to explain precisely how it is that no child could ever say yes to something like sexual intercourse and understand what they’re talking about?the brain being insufficiently developed? brains develop at different rates. the only consistency i’m aware of is time elapsed.

well. that and the fact that we’re all the same species.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Flint hackers

I can not really say whether or not he is hacking , it seems like a normal noveske player to me . Maybe you were being spawnkilled hard while they were throwing sonars into your position , so he knew where you were.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / (Realistically) Act like another user!

Originally posted by xDaniBananix:
Originally posted by 15man:

Why doesn’t anyone notice me when i post?
I’m a girl every one should

I hope that’s not me. D:

Nah, you don’t act like that, it’s obviously spider.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / JoJo's Cultist Adventure [Game Thread] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Joan Jones
‘…uh, okay then! Awesome.’
Was expecting a longer response. I guess not. I continue stroking the cute little kitty for a bit, because God damn she’s just too cute.
And then, all of a sudden, my phone starts ringing. I bring it out, take a look at the caller… it’s Josh again, apparently? Huh, wonder what he wants… I accept the call and say ‘Josh, hey, again… what’s happening? I thought you were doing band things?’

[By the way, crystal, I assume there’ll be a timeskip to the appropriate date once we run out of things to dick about over on the 8th.]

 
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Topic: Eredan Arena / Greetz to the ngk cheaters

and i add that Kenshiro made a perfect job and defending them and the fight between us was over , and then a certain someone had to come here and start another fight.

as i said in an earlier post, from my understanding some eai players were harassing some of us. (i don’t know who did what to ivan, but i’m not gonna turn my back on him) i said if it’s false i apologize in the name of all kongs, but if it was true, we defend ourselves

anyway, i remind again that kenshiro ended the war but someone else screwed up

 
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Topic: Global Assault: Guild Recruitment / [RECRUITMENT] TrailerParkBoys Top 15 guild

We have 2 places for apply one of our players will quit the game soon. contact me on Line (id: exzcat) or send me a PM. Remind you that you must be communicative, our guild recruits only committed players and is zombie clear :) We are trying Atmos hard and any reinforcements are welcome :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

[a metric shitton of Tor links]

 
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Topic: Global Assault: General / [Dev] Guild War Tweaks

Please, 8 hour wars. I’d rather have 21 wars than 6 hour war burnout. That still almost doubles the number of wars from last time. If you guys should have learned anything from week long BH it’s that even 1 extra battle for a whole week was bad enough. Last thing I need is an extra 15 battles every 6 hours for 7 days. Seeing how there will probably be crap rewards I won’t care about anyway, if it wasn’t for letting my guild down I’d probably quit the guild a day before the event just to not have to bother with it, and rejoin when it’s over.

Combine this with 10 battles per war instead of 15 and you might be on the right track.

 
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Topic: Global Assault: General / [Discussion] Should I start GloAss?

the funny thing is that most of the people here in GA havent experienced a true Darkfang thread lol

 
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Topic: Global Assault: General / [Dev]August Roadmap

Originally posted by Rudgutter:
Originally posted by Bodaciouz:

Fun to know what’s coming. Nice roadmap. No news on sp recalc though? And could we get a heads up on the buffed skill so we can prep our squads?

The SP recalc keeps getting pushed back while we work on the new raid and GW tweaking. We still aim on getting that out. We’ll let you know about the skill as we get closer to that event.

Originally posted by dmat3889:

So match making wasn’t changed at all. Now people just get varying amounts of points. Congrats to the lower guilds who luck out this time

One of the issues with the MM last time was that there was not enough time/matches for it to match well. That is what these changes will fix.

I have to disagree rudgutter. Outside of the very fight war. Every fight my guild had was a 1 sided mess. We never fought someone based on current rank in the war. we bounced up and down the scale wildly. I think the biggest dispairity was when the guild was rank 181 and we fought a guild at rank 43. This fight was completely 1 sided for us in that the guild didnt stand a chance. Everything about that fight was wrong too. That match should have never happened. That guild was neither close to us in power or rank. We never had a fight that was near that would entale small jumps in rank.

 
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Topic: Global Assault: General / What is the ONE thing you want changed?

Originally posted by aquaquake:

ACHIEVEMENTS

I’d say the major reason why original Tyrant was so successful were the achievements. Hunting achievements was such refreshing change from the daily grind. Even if you got bored after some time, it still dragged you back in to at least try one of those pisshard achievements.

This is why i think this thread is a success. I would have never thought of this. achievements in WMT were great! I suppose quests are kinda like it, but not quite the same.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Jack of All Trades, The 48th Unofficial Kongregate Tournament (100$ Prize Pool!)

By the way, if you want your image to show, put exclamation marks around like:
! yourimageurlhere !

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / New Skill Suggestion

How about:

Rearrange X

changes the order of X face up cards.

Rearrange All

changes the order of all face up cards.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [MK] Harrowing Journey Week 1 + Anniversary Spoilers

How about this for storyline: barracus wants to become rt, but can’t due to his inherent raider nature. Instead, he has to settle go being a progenitor, and stays with rt.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [MK] Harrowing Journey Week 1 + Anniversary Spoilers

Holy shit I was building up a Raider strike overload option to compete with these Xeno nuts and now he’s a RT?

For shame guys.. for shame.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / JoJo's Cultist Adventure [Game Thread] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Noir

“Yes.” said the lion, this time much friendlier as Noir gives a purr of approval.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [VR] Triumph Guild War Winners

Cubs will be missed. They had it going on.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / How many angels do you guys have on Earth?

Originally posted by IAmCornholio:
Originally posted by 1ForTheMoney1:
Originally posted by IAmCornholio:
Originally posted by 1ForTheMoney1:
Originally posted by IAmCornholio:
Originally posted by doperunning:

I have my grandpa and grandma

That’s sweet. My grandfather died 5 years ago. Missing him always.

My grandpa shot himself…..I win

My condolences. Were you 9 when your grandfather and uncle died of cancer, and then your pet dog died later that year? If you can ‘beat that’ (not that this is a competition), then you ‘win’.

I was 8 when my grandpa shot himself….and my parents did drugs and I was in a foster home for 3 years then got adopted by my aunt and uncle…and I haven’t seen my biological parents in 5 years…..I hope everything goes better for you in your life….I really do

My condolences (btw, that’s like when people say " I’m sorry for your loss", but without sounding like you’re apologising). That sounds terrible.
I guess my brother’s had it the hardest. He was 7/8 when all this happened, and 9 when our dad left.

O I’m sory. Also….I didn’t know what my condolences meant thank you for educating me lol you’re really smart

 
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Topic: Realm Grinder / best faction for playing drow?

Undead benefits from /everything/ of Drow though.

 
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Topic: Project Restoration / Friends Forum!!! ADD HERE

Add me :)

 
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Topic: Global Assault: General / [Dev]August Roadmap

Nice roadmap

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: Guild Recruitment / [Polska] Gildia Rekrutuje Polaków!

Zapraszamy wolne sloty czekaja :))

 
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Topic: Global Assault: General / [Dev] Guild War Tweaks

That’s a complete joke so basically you have to either stay up really late every night for a week to not miss the late war or for other time zones get up really early every day instead. Basically you have Loose sleep and live on an unhealthy amount of sleep for a week just for a stupid mobile game. This is making me think I should just quit now. it’s not worth wrecking your health over this game for crap rewards fair enough for 3 nights not doing it for a whole week. I guess 3 a day is at least more reasonable still going to need your to modify your sleep on weekends :(