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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck the entire fucking Hungarian railways

Originally posted by AmainTheColt:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by burntfires22:

We have a railway from major cities, but none around here. I mean, working ones of course, there’s an old one somewhere though.

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Fuck them in the ass with a rusty spoon.

A rusty wooden spoon?

How long has that existed

Ask Ruudi.

Did you seriously buy that gevock.com domain just to put a picture of a wooden spoon there?

No, I did not, Ruudi did. Me directing burnt’s question to Ruudi should’ve been a hint.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Banned ? Why ?

Or to say then that I go to have that to wait until day 05/08/2015 the 10:41 to stay online in my original account? I have that also to lose kongpanion of this week and the other? For 1 ban without reason?

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / What do you miss?

i miss edubeu (._.)

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Matchmaking vs. Team jumpers

Auto rebalance?

 
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Topic: Bullet Boy Mobile / FISH FINGERS

You’re getting four fingers bby

 
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Topic: Global Assault: General / [Dev] Havoc Reborn Legendary Quest

Originally posted by Tuathal72:

In other words. Wait a couple of days, play it and find out.

I’d actually like to see all missions made replayable with no reward so that I can see the story line again (limited as it may be)

Me too, i only play GA for its story line. I cry every night when Kara’s heli carrier was shot down and many life were lost.
 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Keep a word, drop a word...

surplus store

 
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Topic: Bullet Boy Mobile / FISH FINGERS

Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:

unsign

Sorry, you can’t redeem your signage.
That’s a basic rule that I just made up man!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Forums are great.

It’s not filled with obnoxious meme-spouting teenagers (Facebook), it’s unaccepting enough that those kinds of people generally don’t stick around or come here in the first place and there’s nobody I personally know here.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / JoJo's Cultist Adventure [Game Thread] [Sign-ups Always Open]

“Cheese Grater” Jones

Crap, is that another one? Just pretend they’re not there. I’m so stressed out right now, I can practically feel Pull’s strings vibrate. It keeps giving off soft, discordant thrums every so often. Come on, CG, keep it together.

I blow out a sigh through my teeth, my cheeks puffing out. Pull lets out a louder strum as I do so.

Knowing Joan’s gonna bug me about Pull again, I say “Oh, just shut it. I don’t wanna hear another word from you.”

(Misunderstanding Town elections are underway and CG is campaigning hard.)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Banned ? Why ?

How thus I didn’t understand?

Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:

You were tricked into posting porn/R18 sites.

 
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Topic: Ballistic / PLEASE POST ALL HACKER REPORTS HERE

Name :
ositosnk

Server :
united states

Hacks Used :
Kills penetrate through the wall

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Forums are great.

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

What do you like about OT? :)

Post count.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Kabam

Kabam just doesn’t care. They have too many other games to worry about, and because of that, they hardly pay realm any attention. If they just listened to what the players wanted, they would make a hell of a lot more money.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck the entire fucking Hungarian railways

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by burntfires22:

We have a railway from major cities, but none around here. I mean, working ones of course, there’s an old one somewhere though.

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Fuck them in the ass with a rusty spoon.

A rusty wooden spoon?

How long has that existed

Ask Ruudi.

Did you seriously buy that gevock.com domain just to put a picture of a wooden spoon there?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If I could create a human being

If I had the chance and technology to create a human being.

It would be a cheerleader type woman. But not a stereotypical cheerleader.

-Athletic, fast metabolism, Won’t get fat after High School and College

-cheerleading since she was 8

-Member of both High School and competitive cheer squads

-Became a cheerleader for fun not popularity

-Nice

-Genetically programmed to be happy, Would not be jealous of other people’s wealth or intelligence

-Loves Bring It On and Disney movies

-Funny

-Fun to be around

-Selfless

-Mentally stable

-Average intelligence, High IQ people suffer a high rate of mental illness

Sadly a human exactly like this probably does not exist.

And I would probably create an army of them.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / (To devs) Chat Timestamps

previously in Q&A, synapticon said “Potentially, though that may end up really cluttering up the newsfeed too. That’s the main concern against it.”

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2468-general/topics/436902-dev-q-a-october-1st?page=10”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pride Thread

Never felt it. A few people have felt pride from being associated with me in some way, I think, but I still have no idea what feeling it is like.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [MK] August 2015 Fusion Spoilers

Originally posted by Fictitious:
Originally posted by Nighthawkeye:

It does increase the damage of counter and poison. And in theory it would increase attacks done but doesn’t as it wears off before your turn starts. So no it doesn’t stick around long enough and is why countering enfeeble has virtually no effect accept against a card that is poisoned or one that hits a card that has counter. It needs to stay through your turn so that your own strikes and attacks get the buff. At least that is what I noticed when testing payback when it first came out. Enfeeble unlike protect only lasts till the end of the turn it is cast in. Your own enfeebles cast don’t effect counter or poison as they wear off before it is calculated.

Paybacked Enfeeble lasts your turn too. I’ve had Kylen use strike and damage an Ezamit Tranq by 8 HP.

My God-Engine used to hit Ezamit Tranq for 10 Strike damage when I ran a few payback cards.
I’ve had an enemy Eupnoi hit itself for 23ish Counter damage.

(Ezamit Tranq hits my two Payback cards with Enfeeble, next turn God-Engine hits Tranq for 10 damage)
(Eupnoi hits my two Payback cards with Enfeeble, attacks Harvestman under x2 Vaults and Kylen, gets rekt)

Now tell me how useless Payback can be.

Multiple Payback cards can actaually work wonders.
Especially with stacked enfeeble which will add more damage to poison and counter as well as any damage the next turn.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [MK] August 2015 Fusion Spoilers

I regret salvaging some of my bloodthristy bases .-.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / If you were in charge of this game, what changes would you make..?

I think I’ve heard that the new devs plan to add something to make getting action blocks and such in infinite amounts. And yes, builders club and such are annoying, but go blame the earlier devs.
And about the new developers, they’re trying to bring this game back to where it was. MrShoe pretty much caused most of the people to leave by barely updating the game, and the game still hasn’t recovered. I don’t know if it’s working or not, but they’re trying atleast.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How a Criminal Record can ruin your life forever

I dunno man
A lot of the times when I’m walking alone in the public I’m a little weary
And I am a teen so

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck the entire fucking Hungarian railways

Originally posted by burntfires22:

We have a railway from major cities, but none around here. I mean, working ones of course, there’s an old one somewhere though.

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Fuck them in the ass with a rusty spoon.

A rusty wooden spoon?

How long has that existed

Ask Ruudi.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Forums are great.

OT is a crazy, yet fun place to visit. There is a great sense of community and I love being a part of it.

What do you like about OT? :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Forums are shit.

Originally posted by One4A11:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

Gevock is the Madara Uchiha of OT. And I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

lmao

Keep laughing or I’ll fucking kill myself.