Kick The Baby!

Well I thought this would be good based on the fun I've had playing others of this genre. But there is no control to any aspect of the gameplay. In fact, this isn't a game. It's the world's most boring click-to-progress story. You click a button. You watch the painfully long flight of baby going roughly att*str*shoes=distance. You get enough to buy the next upgrade, which you must buy in order. Repeat.

The physics in this game are non-existent.

This game is worse than a tyler perry movie.

Pretty disappointing game. Especially since I ususally like games from the genre. Must disappointing imo, the further you get in the game the more boring it gets. Since the periods of inactivity (baby flight) while playing get longer and longer. This is especially harsh since moving from the game (even downscrolling to comments) stops it. So u cannot even distract yourself while waiting. My advise (sadly): dont start playing! 1/5

The baby shouldn't accelerate after it's been kicked as all the force is imparted by the kick... just saying.