The Goomba!

Does this work for anyone? I am on Chrome and it isn't. I can drag the Goomba to my hearts content but nothing else happens.

yeah...if this is what it was intended to do, then you need serious education in what exactly constitutes a game...

I think it is supposed to load a video, but it nope. It doesn't work.

I've always wanted a game where you drag a goomba an inch or two to the left and to the right. 5-5!

Haha. I actually find this quite funny.