Hyper Wedding

Hey, controls don't work... Hmmm, what if I just keep pressing these 2 buttons at the same time? Yeah, that's much eas... LOL WHAT? How? Is that even possible to run that fast? Hey, 7th heaven was much lower, where is that girl?.. I'm worrying, she doesn't appear for 10 seconds... Oh, she's falling (and still alive XD)... Heeey, I understand now, it's like every normal wedding and women always so impressionable... Or it's Flash's sister n_n

Jesus christ, these controls are impossible...
Couldn't it have been equally acceptable to have it be rather than ^ ->?

Keyboards everywhere are in danger! Harder than NetHack/Rogue, just like the original! A true gem <3

I'd like a speed mini game once in the bed.

NEED REAL RECORDS!!!!!:D 5 star guys!