Gobbo goes . Beginning

So I wander to the edge of the screen, and now I'm warped back to the middle. And this time I can't wander as far, even in the direction where all the stuff appears to be, without warping back to the middle. So I can't do anything. The controls are terrible anyway even if they worked, and walk is waaaay too slow and run is slightly too slow, at least, too slow when coupled with how awkward the controls are. Obviously the wacky scenery is great so I'm sure there is a game in here somewhere.

So the intro was interesting, but I couldn't get Gobbo to move. I did notice a little locked padlock in the lower right of the screen that had a picture of feet on them. Minus any instructions other than click and hold (which didn't work) I conclude the game is broken.

Strange and interesting. The controls aren't very intuitive and I keep accidentally hitting the return home button. Still, I'm intrigued.