Big Cheese Roll

HELL YEAH! I WON! All I did was roll a few feet, hit a rock and flew over the fence.

You can only mute the music, but not the sound effects in the game or the shop. Major flaw.

Seriously, I love this game. The use of the Wilhelm Scream clinched it. This game exists in some bizarre world where a terraforming villain is rolling cheese out to rid the world of some really dim people, getting paid by some mysterious agency, and spending that cash in advertising to lure more dimwitted people for further crushing. I'm not kidding when I say you should make a story for this game.

My one complaint: stop the round only when the cheese has come to a complete stop, or much closer to a stop than it already has. I've had plenty of hill and speed left and the end of round message popped up because I skipped off a rock. A little AI for the humans would be nice; I see them grinding their faces against rocks or posts. Have them fall over if they can't move, at least? You know, because they were so terrified of rolling cheese that they slammed face-first into a rock.

You haven't lived until you've launched bouncy cheese 50 feet in the air and landed on a cow

A cheese rolling down a hill with people that probably volunteered to run down the hill.
MERICA