Recent posts by ProfJimmers on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / If you are one in a million

Last I checked, there were 7 billion people on this earth. So, you mean 7000, not 6000.

IDIOT!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT Drinking Game

Take 1 drink for every IQ point that I have. Oh, wait–there isn’t enough alcohol in existence for that to be possible.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Words 'Muslim Terrorist'

ITT: Folks who don’t have the mental capacity to contribute to SD but nevertheless want to feel smart by discussing religion.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are fruits expensive or cheap at where you live?

Originally posted by Asdfret:

Nothing?You don’t need to compare to something for it to be expensive.

Congratulations. You’ve demonstrated yourself to be a first-class idiot with this comment.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have You Ever Noticed

For example, my title is “World’s Smartest & Most Important Person.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Woe is me

Originally posted by Rolby:

i dont get whats so funny and cool about this…

It’s okay. Not everyone is perceptive enough to recognize true genius when they see it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Unity3D portal

Originally posted by gamestoenjoy:
your are not my type…

My “are not my type”? I don’t possess an "are not my type.“


Additionally, FIRST POST ON THE NEXT PAGE!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Unity3D portal

Originally posted by gamestoenjoy:

;)

That made me cringe. I told you, you’re not getting any from me!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Woe is me

Are you deliberately trying my patience? The complete absence of capitalization is just as pathetic as its overabundance. Stop wasting my time, cretin.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Unity3D portal

I was afraid that would go over your head. I said, “Something tells me you’re not used to getting any.” As in sex. Getting any sex. Surely you know the idiom, to get some.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Unity3D portal

Originally posted by gamestoenjoy:

@ProfJimmers thanks for your greetings, but I would appreciate some real feedback.

Unfortunately, you won’t get any from me. But something tells me you’re used to not getting any.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Animals you don't like

To follow the precedent set by OP, I will post a picture of the animal I most despise.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Woe is me

I’d rather have received no praise at all than praise from someone who Capitalizes Every Word In Their Sentences.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Unity3D portal

Originally posted by gamestoenjoy

Did you play Ultimate Crisis?
I would hardly call it a bad game…

The game must appeal to you because its title could double as the title of your biography.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Woe is me

You’d better recognize.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Woe is me

A poem composed by Professor Jimothy J. Jimmers

Woe is me
Woe am I
The folks of OT all ought to die.

Woe is me
I am woe
Where did all the good people go?

Woe is me
Woe I am
You guys need to be pushed in front of a runaway tram.

Woe is me
Yes, woe is me
‘Intelligent’ is a description of which I am indisputably the only one here who is worthy.


I am allowed to break the rules of rhythm because I am superior.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is bullshit!

You mean edumacation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is bullshit!

Originally posted by MegaMilk:

The official response is actually really great. You guys should read it.

Endorsing the act of reading? This is not a place of learning, you self-righteous, elitist scum.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is bullshit!

Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Now how are we going to defend earth from the aliens?

By blowing up the earth?

I propose that we use VoodooCoffeeGuy’s ego as a shield. It’s certainly bloated enough to do the trick.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it bad that i drank 2 gallons of chocolate milk today and i have eaten nothing

Originally posted by MKUltraLightning:
Originally posted by listle6:

That’s like asking if its dangerous to play with knifes that are on fire.

That’s not dangerous.

What’s dangerous is prolonged exposure to your asinine posts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Anagram Challenge

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Well I didn’t expect you to behave like such backstabbing rogues

Point taken. This will be my last post in this thread. If MFT wishes to post something more, it will be his character that is sullied, not mine.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Anagram Challenge

Don’t lock it when MFT just said something! Okay, now lock it.

I overestimated you, SpearDudezor. You should know that even when the end of a battle is called, both parties are still vying for an underhanded victory.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Anagram Challenge

SpearDudezor broke the chain. At that point, I had the last word. I WIN.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Anagram Challenge

For one thing, come to terms with the fact that you are an inferior being who merely wastes space and resources.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Anagram Challenge

You would be correct. This must be a new experience for you.