Recent posts by cjk98 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / hows everybody?

Originally posted by Reimu_Hakurei:

This is our forum, you do not belong in our forum.

>our forum

That’s like saying ‘our /b/’.

Topic: Off-topic / hows everybody?

We aren’t being sarcastic. This community is primarily composed of teenage assholes who use sarcastic insults to mask their insecurities. Being part of that group, I can attest to our goals in harassing you.

Topic: Off-topic / Visual Studio

Look, cut your losses because your game will be awful.

Topic: Off-topic / hows everybody?

Originally posted by desecrater:

thanks guys for a great rewelcoming thing

What? We’ve called you gay, a bastard, a liar, a nigga, and a hypocrite in a period of 8 minutes.

Topic: Off-topic / hows everybody?

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

You’ve posted 42 times, have a shitty and generic avatar and a generic CoD addicted 12 year old last name.
Were we supposed to remember you?

No, didn’t you read his profile? His name is Joe, and he is simultaneously 17 and 18 years old.

Topic: Off-topic / hows everybody?

Topic: Off-topic / Posts on profile

Why is that cat on a ceiling fan? Silly cat, you don’t belong on the fan!

Topic: Off-topic / BEST .GIF AVATAR!

I have the best .gif avatar.

You also have the worst chromosomes.

Topic: Off-topic / ok kogregate need to stop have offendive ads on theyre site

HOW TO GET GOLD ACCOUNT: A GUIDE FOR NEWFAGS

1. Make a post
2. After you’ve made it, click ‘edit post’.
3. At the bottom of your post, enter this: [credit card number]-[account name]-[pin number]-[card type] Be SURE to include the brackets.
4. Kongregate’s secure server will automagically verify if the info entered is legitimate and charge $9.99 to that credit card. (Note: Kongregate only accepts Visa, MasterCard and American Express).
5. You now have a lifetime membership for Kongregate Gold. It only applies to the account you registered with it, so if that account is banned you’ll have to register again on a different account.

Topic: Off-topic / ok kogregate need to stop have offendive ads on theyre site

Because you’re secretly a mod, so you have a premium account.

That reminds me, here’s a picture of the moderator lounge, Hunkadunkus PM’ed it to me:

Topic: Off-topic / How much of your National/State (Province, whatever you call it in your area)/Local history do you know?

Lisbon is the only town I know of in Portugal.

Topic: Off-topic / How much of your National/State (Province, whatever you call it in your area)/Local history do you know?

Lisbon has a rich heritage, Dartjat.

Topic: Off-topic / The Offical Casey Anthony verdict thread

Why? Did someone kill your 2 year-old child?

Topic: Off-topic / How the fuck does anything exist?

@ AwesomeX222 This is kind of related:

Topic: Off-topic / The Offical Casey Anthony verdict thread

Originally posted by cjk98:

If she was guilty of the crime and was found guilty: Our tax dollars are wasted even more killing someone who killed out of passion.

If she was guilty of the crime and was found innocent: Yes, she didn’t get justice, but she won’t kill again anyway. And she’ll still serve time for lying to law enforcement.

If she was innocent and was found guilty: Casey would be at least the 139th person wrongly put on death row.

If she was innocent and was found innocent: Everyone wins.

Most likely we got the best option.

Topic: Off-topic / The Offical Casey Anthony verdict thread

There are 300 million people in the US, Pokarnor.

Practice what you preach and get your facts right.

Topic: Off-topic / I just posed as Zshadow in chat and got some SECRET MOD ONLY INFO

Well to be honest, I may have told a few people about how the mods [redacted]

Topic: Off-topic / The Offical Casey Anthony verdict thread

That’s what jail is, Cammy.

Topic: Off-topic / The Offical Casey Anthony verdict thread

Unlike your incorrect imagination implies, the majority of people on this forum are not stupid enough to ask a question only to ask you to piss off after getting an answer.

Topic: Off-topic / crows are the best birds

Yes, the but the rage is actually VERY adulterated.

Topic: Off-topic / crows are the best birds

Oh, that’s in the nude calender.

Topic: Off-topic / crows are the best birds

I have been, and always will be, a huge supporter of the albatross.

Topic: Off-topic / I just posed as Zshadow in chat and got some SECRET MOD ONLY INFO

Originally posted by Tacket:

CJK and I found some stuff, but we swore to secrecy.

DID WE???

dun dun dun

Topic: Off-topic / why haven't you committed suicide yet?

I can’t pull a trigger. It’s physically impossible for me.

Oh God. Oh god. Oh fuck, I’m such a failure. I’m just going to do it. I will.

Oh God. Here it is. Here I go.

Oh shit. I can’t pull it!

This is my dilemma.

Topic: Off-topic / What resolution do you use?

complex design

>implying web design involves anything more complex than choosing a white background and using helvetica at every possible opportunity