Recent posts by SheriffHansen on Kongregate

Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

(Yeah. I couldn’t resist saying that.)

The clone realised his blunder while in the pocket dimension, and in a fit of rage, accidently pressed the self destruct button for the entrance portal, thus trapping him in there with the fake hill, BUT, unleashing all of Hell’s inhabitants upon the world due to fully opening the Hellmouth. They took over the world and destroyed all humans and then conquered the entire universe. And then they got bored and left to look for another dimension to take over.

Years later, the clone managed to create another portal and finally was released from the pocket dimension. Coincidently, he managed to stumble on the very hill that started all this.

He said to himself, ‘Meh, why the heck not?’, took out a flag with his face on it, climbed up and planting it on the peak. He inhaled and then let out a primal roar.

‘I AM THE KING OF THE HILL!’
Shame no-one was there to congratulate the poor un-congratulated guy.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a voice saying ‘’Would you like fries with that?’’

I insert something insertable… Hmmm… Say, a physical paradox? Yes! Let’s go with that!

I insert a physical paradox.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

28. All the ramen in the multi-verse.

You’re welcome for your empty world with no life now, Naruto.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the glass of water turns into TWO glasses of water.

I wish for two glasses of water.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Mice enjoy sluts.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

Harry Potter

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but they are nice zombies that love teddybears. Humans and zombies teamed up, and a better future was created thus ruining your plans for maniacal mayhem.

I wish for… the next poster to wish for something SO amazing and spectacular that I’ll have to wish for it on my next post.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

My alternate self had managed to clone himself. The clone had escaped during your rampage.

The clone plans for so many… minutes for revenge! Revenge against the humans! Revenge against you! Yep, a lot of revenge’s were piling up and it was not pretty!

He created several drills that could tap into the Sun’s core from a far distance and placed them on Pluto. He also created a shield which protected the hill and ONLY the hill. He activated the machines with a maniacal laugh and with the push of a dangerous looking red button. Pluto, along with FG20 melted, while the hill stayed intact. He reeled the hill into a pocket dimension, entered it and then teleported the entrance… portal down deep into Sunnydale, laying it right next to the Hellmouth, which had not been destroyed at this particular time.

My alternate self’s clone becomes King of the Hill.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you meet up with Rebecca Black’s soul in Hell.

I wish for… something special to happen to the next poster.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

I supply the sentrys with nuclear bomb… machine guns.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

An alternate self of me comes down to Earth in a huge alien saucer. A beam of light is shot down at the hill. As the light is meant to only pick up the hill, the forces creating the light cause FG20 and his spaceship to be split up into multiple pieces and then be shot off to Germany.

The ground tumbles and quakes. A strange grumbling sound takes point and then, the hill is lifted up and brought to Pluto…

where the alternate version of Sheriff Hansen becomes King of the Hill.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I claim the crown from thecartm foolishly, thus sending myself to an explosive doom. My spirit is restless, the craving to become KotH enabling it to come back and haunt said killer of moi, pounding away at his sanity. Eventually, the battle over thecatm’s mind is won, filling it with nightmares, leaving him a shell of his former self.

The vengeful ghost of SheriffHansen becomes King of the Hill.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

I plant several strategically placed enlarged bombs, set to explode after the next thirteen posts.