Recent posts by Avon_Barksdale on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / I got a 2TB harddrive!

>tfw no 2TB harddrive
>tfw you have to eventually delete all your 10GB Blu-Ray rips

Topic: Off-topic / Spartans are far more superior than Gladiators.

I don’t know how the Romans beat the Greeks

wat

Topic: Off-topic / Why tip?

Don’t give me that “they don’t make shit” line. If they don’t like the pay they can quit. I don’t tip because society says I have to. I mean, alright, I’ll tip if someone really deserves a tip. If they really put forth the effort I’ll give ‘em something extra, but I mean this ’tipping automatically’ – it’s for the birds. I mean, as far as I’m concerned they’re just doing their job. Even if the girl is nice, that’s just okay, not anything special. One time I just ordered a coffee and I was there for a long fucking time and she just filled my cup 3 times. When I order coffee I want it filled 6 times. Don’t tell me she’s “too fucking busy”, the words “too fucking busy” shouldn’t be in a waitress’s vocabulary.

Jesus Christ, I mean these ladies aren’t starving to death. They make minimum wage. I used to work minimum wage and I wasn’t lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tip-worthy. So what if they’re “counting on my tips to live”. Allow me to play a song with the world’s smallest violin just for the waitresses. Being a waitress is a tough job. They do bust their ass. But so is working at McDonald’s, but you don’t tip them, do you? Well why not, they’re serving you food? But no, society says, “don’t tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here”. It’s bullshit.

Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It’s the one job basically any women can make a living on, and the reason is because of my tips. But as true as that may be, fuck all that. I mean I’m very sorry the government taxes their tips, that’s fucked up; that ain’t my fault. I mean it would appear that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. I mean if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it. Put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it. But what I won’t do is play ball.

And it’s not college bullshit people give me, I got four words for that – learn to fucking type, cause if you’re expecting me to help pay for the rent you’re in for a big fucking surprise.

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

9/10 – The jazzy beats do a great job of contrasting with and complementing the rhymes. And that “Yeah, woo!” stuff from 3:00 onwards is hilarious.

Elf Power – High Atop the Silver Branches

Edit: And there goes your post. Here’s the song I was reviewing, for context.

Topic: Off-topic / Musical collage

Topic: Off-topic / How obscure is your favorite artist/band?

http://www.obscurometer.com/

This website uses a combination of what I can only assume is magic and ass-pulling to generate an obscurity level for any band you can think of.

Cake is 31.5% obscure.

Topic: Off-topic / Masturbation

Now I am too.

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

pls chatters, get tiny with me

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

pls respond

Topic: Off-topic / MadJedi

No, MadJedi is fucking amazing.

Topic: Off-topic / What's the difference between intelligence and wisdom?

its not just kicking the ball alway. u have to push people alway to get the ball and when u score it feels very good and all girls will clap and ur teammmates will make u fall on the grass and jump on u and stuff. and then u get very happy. and then ur penis gets big and it is a good day

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

pls talk 2 me

i’m lonely

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

PLS RESPONSE

Topic: Off-topic / do you live in maryland?

MFT, please rank the east coast states and tell me if Florida is in a high enough tier to qualify for not being nuked.

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

4/10

Andrew Jackson Jihad – I’m Mad At You (this one’s for you, Cocoa [and by that I mean I’m mad at you, you fat fuck])

Topic: Off-topic / What do your initials spell?

MFW

I’m hoping I’ll one day earn the title of ‘>’.

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

4/10 – A nice melody, but that’s about it for me.

Cake – Got to Move

Topic: Off-topic / I am running out of future username ideas

PFMBBG (Please Fuck My Bitch Based God)

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We emulate ourselves and our ideal mate with hipster dress-up games

were you trying to emulate Laine

No, I was just trying to emulate the ideal gf.

BUT NOW THERE’S NO DENYING IT

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

8/10

I want to preserve Steve Perry’s haircut in a jar of formaldehyde.

Death Grips – Beware

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We emulate ourselves and our ideal mate with hipster dress-up games

Originally posted by MarFraTho:

“Hipster” is a…

DON’T INVITE HIM

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We emulate ourselves and our ideal mate with hipster dress-up games

http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-dress-up-game.php
http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-girl-dress-up.php

>tfw no hipster gf

Topic: Off-topic / If You Could Watch Any Movie Right Now, What Would It Be?

The Master in glorious 70mm. Also I’m the only one in the theater and I get a bag of Sour Patch Kids and a large Cherry Coke for free.

Topic: Off-topic / GET IN TC, WE SUPERBOWL NOW

see title

Topic: Off-topic / How fast can you type?