Recent posts by total1000 on Kongregate

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Topic: Contract Wars: General / {▲for iloominate secrets}

Your welcome.
http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2526-creations/topics/367548-proof-contract-wars-is-run-by-illuminati

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Barcode, your application looks promising. ^-^
I’ll PM you.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Originally posted by Healin_Forever:

Hi, On the 14th of Feb my internet contract is going to expire so
I wont be able to play for at least 1 and half month.

Thanks!

Thanks for informing us -
Goodluck irl.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Stacker To Anti-Stacker Convert

Am I the only one whos going to address the fact that SteakNFries was made Jan 1st 2015.

1st 2015.
Sounds like an alt.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Originally posted by HopShot:

Hi all, new officer here :)

Welcome :)

Originally posted by theking_aad:

hi all … i want to join that clan ….i’m level 59 …. 1171180 exp till now :) …. play 5 hours a day …. minmum 50000 exp a day ….. at my last clan i gave them 500000 exp in 5 days :) ….. my K/D 2.04
thanks … and i’m waiting for accept my apply :)

Please read the original post and reply accordingly.

Originally posted by Gh0stsMw2:

1337 was a long year ago


Almost 2 years ^-^

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by Player_5_:
Originally posted by total1000:
Originally posted by blubberknuckles:

total looks like an 8th grader _

10th grade ‘^’

Wow 10th….you look younger.

Outdated photo and I skipped a grade.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by danjosbet:
Originally posted by total1000:
Originally posted by blubberknuckles:

total looks like an 8th grader _

10th grade ‘^’

Wait… Hhhmm. Do not tell me is my turn now Tutul.

lol what?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by blubberknuckles:

total looks like an 8th grader _

10th grade ‘^’

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by JedanN:

That’s not what hipsters look like…

My plad flannel tee, scarf, vans and thick rimmed glasses were in my closet atm, sry.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Creations / Contract Wars Memes


Credit to the photo goes to all of Elite

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Implex (Dr)

Originally posted by noone8:
Originally posted by total1000:

Implex abused an bug, were when you had 1+ players on your account, you get the same amount of rewards.
If you complete a SP contract with 10 people logged on, you get 10 sp.

Before you go out and try this bug, know that its been patched.
Doesn’t work anymore.
So dont bother.

Anyways, Implex is now not banned because of lack of proof or some shit.

What do you mean lack of proof? He has more sp than there is any way he could have possibly legally earned. That’s the proof. Next.

I suppose it’s the “some shit” otherwise known as “greedy devs”.

It could have been done on accident.
Idk.
Devlogic
#devsneedvodka

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Implex (Dr)

Implex abused an bug, were when you had 1+ players on your account, you get the same amount of rewards.
If you complete a SP contract with 10 people logged on, you get 10 sp.

Before you go out and try this bug, know that its been patched.
Doesn’t work anymore.
So dont bother.

Anyways, Implex is now not banned because of lack of proof or some shit.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Creations / Contract Wars Memes

You have all of tier 6 GP guns, but not a SINGLE cr gun?
Smh

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Creations / 1337 Parody Video C:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhQ2tfg2iAk

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Creations / 1337 Parody Video C:

Preach Naci! Preach!

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Ex-D, Okay then?
Wat?

Fill out the proper form.
If you can’t even do that, I doubt you’ll do well in Elite.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Creations / 1337 Parody Video C:

Its funny how, still, even after Elite basically quit CW. You’re still trying to get jabs at us.
Dutch, we don’t care. This isn’t even a thing anymore.
Go do your own thing, ignore us. Honestly, whats up with your obsession with Elite?
Also, I’m speaking for myself now. Not for all of Elite.
Why?
Because most of Elite has maturated past this, they don’t care.
So just drop it, find some other clan to hate on.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / About the Voice-Acting in the Game

We have broken spawns, uneven rents, corrupt devs, huge hackers…
AND YOU’RE BUTTHURT ABOUT THE SOUNDS!?
lel :P

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Originally posted by IncognitoFox:
Originally posted by Miiax:

Not sure if it is a mistake, but why does it say Officer and RO, since I am not officer?

Turtle Mistake, I’d assume. I don’t think he had the list, but simply went off of those who are ROs+Long term members or officers ingame. Not that it’d matter to anybody besides 1337 members who the actual officers are.

I judged off of the officers skype chat. I assumed whoever was in the chat, was evidently an officer.
My mistake sorry.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

I was rummaging through my folders when I found an old file of all of my pictures and videos.

Now…
I BRING TO YOU!!!
Pictures of me doing cool stuff

Being a turtle, I naturally am a smooth pickup artist

Here is me sunbathing majestically

Me first learning that I have magical flying abilities

Me viciously devouring this evil raspberry

Me being bested by a super evil, arch enemy, tomato

Me and panther taking a stroll

Me getting jiggy wid it on the dance floor

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Guns dissapear? Merchandise?

Congrats devs, you found another way to take money from people.
Nice outfits btw .
Cant wait to cosplay.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

You’re twisting my words. I never said that.
PM me so we don’t spam the forums.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Elite requires good, fluent English so we can communicate with each other without the barrier of bad grammar or spelling.
Are you fluent in English?

*i’ll try

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

No Fhancy. Wrong.

Execrabillis showed devotion, time and passion in his applications.
His post wasn’t a list of statistics, it showed that he was mature, smart, literate, genuine, and that he actually spent time and effort on his application.
It showed us a lot of about his personality, his goals, his guidelines.

This, is the type of person Elite needs.
I recommend you redo your application, this time using the updated form. Try and impress us. This is your job, not ours. Stand out.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Originally posted by diedagian666:

helldemonspawn666

Reapply when you are level 45-59+