Recent posts by total1000 on Kongregate

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Topic: Contract Wars / RIP total1000. JK

Im nub

First off, thank you guys for all the amazing comments.

Sorry for worrying you all :P
1. yes im alive.
2. im a dick for trolling you all.
3. When I DO die, im going to hell for this.
4. SUMUR
5. I was WAY to addicted to CW.

So I had school, real life and shit and it was all being pushed aside for CW. I quit this game like…. 3 times, each time coming back . (God dammit devs, Y U make this game amazing)
So I told sumur I died so I could leave the CW community without a fuss. Then you all made a fuss :P <3

Sorry for being a dick.
I love ALL of you guys like family, and it means so much that you guys all cared so much :P
I might come back some time. But my graphics card is still broken, and I’m just busy with real life stuff

This whole post sounds like shit…. I already wrote it, to late to backspace!

So for the time being. This is what is going:

Total died, killed by…. grav. So total floated up into the skies, and….. CAME BACK DOWN AS A GHOST!
Total had unfinished buisness on the earth, which was joining 1337. So he is a ghost until his life purpose is fullfilled.
So grav, or lancer, or whatever new hip 1337 leader there is (<— didnt do his research), next time your ingame, total’s ghost is right behind you… winking and nudging ’n shit :D but since being alive is one of the requirements for joining 1337, total is fucked. And is to stay fucked!

So I gtg. but <3 all of you!!!!! >.<

(>..)> Bye!!! <(..<)

p.s. I suck at goodbyes, this sounds so shitty.

p.s. My last word was shitty.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / RIP total1000. JK

Respawning.
3… 2…

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / **Figa Ka3aku - OFFICIAL RECRUITMENT/NEWS/DISCUSSION THREAD**

Originally posted by Oliveboy:
Originally posted by walyona:
Originally posted by Oliveboy:

This is an application.
IGN: Oliveboy
K/D ratio: 1.997
Level 20
First time applying to a clan.
My main, LEAD (ContractW) was a Figa member for a long time. You can delete him though. I don’t play him any longer. He is just a waste of clan space.
Extra Info: I loved this clan under rins leadership. It was freindly and welcoming. I want to join again and have that Figa experience. And I want to kick 1337 butt :P
I am an Assault class.

Oh ho ho !!! 0-0

listen bro.. figa is not place to kick some ones butt !
be respectable to other clans… we are here to play and get amusement, its not personal.
Admire those, who play better than oneself.

Could You please relax. I was joking. Take a breather buddy.

oh ho ho !!! 0-0

a breather! never! how dare you tell me to breath
hold breath
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dies

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / [to dev] guaranteed detection skill

They already refunded this. They gave out a free skill reset, your just late… by like… a year.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Upcoming new weapons

aww darn, I knew I forgot something. I should have been a honey badge, not a tutul :(

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Guide: List of Clan Skills

I recommend you write this all in one post, and not in little many ones, or someone like me can post before you finish the list >:D

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Upcoming GP Attachments

I have NO problem with high CR costs.
Lets us work for it.

As I sad before
Its a CR gun with the rarity of GP
so basically be thankful its not GP
and for the guns that ARE gp.
go buy GP and help out the devs :P or do contracts. If you cant do the contract, you should be playing with the gun

 
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Topic: Collaborations / Unity games (Unity player hungergames WITH GUNS) *recruiting*

waits patently

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Upcoming new weapons

Originally posted by sworean:

easy repair solution unbreakable. XD

You know what gun I want them to put into this game. these http://www.google.com/search?q=aa12&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=YDSmUuXBFI_JsQSm24LIDA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1676&bih=918

http://www.google.com/search?q=aa12&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=YDSmUuXBFI_JsQSm24LIDA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1676&bih=918#q=striker+shotgun&rls=en&tbm=isch
http://www.google.com/search?q=aa12&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=YDSmUuXBFI_JsQSm24LIDA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1676&bih=918#q=muffin+cannon&rls=en&tbm=isch&facrc=&imgrc=6UkeKrTDvsT8ZM%3A%3BBJVHj0kba5ZglM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252F2.bp.blogspot.com%252F-hEMKLfjLVUE%252FTfAUQ1hGc5I%252FAAAAAAAAFpE%252Fm4Z9CbZEnko%252Fs1600%252Fmuffin_cannon_by_maximillianveers-d3ib3bd.png%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fdistoorted.blogspot.com%252F2012_02_01archive.html%3B916%3B872

ps i hate mlp so yeah

and finnaly for over killness
http://www.google.com/search?q=aa12&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=YDSmUuXBFI_JsQSm24LIDA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1676&bih=918#q=super+cannon&rls=en&tbm=isch&facrc=&imgdii=&imgrc=pCuz-VNgmeDcUM%3A%3B5cxFRupt9Y—aM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fmedia.defenceindustrydaily.com%252Fimages%252FORD_M61A2_forF-18lg.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.defenseindustrydaily.com%252F94m-for-34-vulcan-cannons-on-super-hornets-02926%252F%3B800%3B600

that wall of text hurts my eyes >.<
if you want images make sure it the pure URL.
and do
! imageURLhere !

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / unity web player failed to start

Your bumping wrong, when you bump people just get pissed with you. you need to be Funny!!!

for example:

bada’bump

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Banned for nothing - mod help please?

Wait, he can start over? I talked with Eden and Slim and they said that whenever they made new accounts, those where banned after 1 day of playing.
Not sure if they tried proxxys

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Originally posted by 2noob:

Your teammate 63th parachute got a baby girl yesterday….for few years she will be a new member of 1337:)….cheers everyone

Grats <3

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Triples SKill Tree?

get the carriesiest for 2x easier w-taskes

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Anyone Want a Serious Gamemode Suggestion?

sooo basically capture the flag.
Also this would be fun but it wouldnt be practical to the Contract wars backstory

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Banned for nothing - mod help please?

Originally posted by radicalace:

Sorry it was my fault, I hacked your account to steal your credit card info and then also bought a cheat engine and played a few games with aimbot on.

no rad! dont tell him! Now he knooooows.

I… had NOTHING to do with this guys
pokerface

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Gun break

Originally posted by notdoppler3:

WASSUP WORLD,

I was wondering, what if i dont repair my gun and it breaks? Do I just have to buy it again or is it LOCKED FOREVER?

it stops working, up until you repair it

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Russ kick me in clan for nothin

haha my comment was removed since I said “k” three times, in a row. If you know what that makes

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / AS VAL Mod.3 Videos

thats his graphics card, I have the same thing, but not black, but white. BADASS!!!

 

Topic: Contract Wars / Russ kick me in clan for nothin

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Topic: Contract Wars / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Originally posted by joeto:

… who let the duck out? …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5mYOd_sR2s

This is a job for….
SEX PANTHER! private investigator

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / The Ultimate Weapon

Originally posted by Discuzting:
Originally posted by total1000:
Originally posted by skullhead51:
Originally posted by total1000:


…………………………..Mine………………………………………………………………………..kaves………………….
its up to you to compair which version you think is more OP. I spent my SP to have all damage perks, he spent more SP on mobility and reloading speed and firerate.

How I got this is with:
being gunsmith: 10+ clan dmg
clan: 4+ clan dmg
Assault dmg: 10+ dmg
GP rent dmg: 10+ dmg
In the end I boost my damage more then my accuracy!
edit: sorry for bump :P

Says 73 damage on stats and 59 damage on the range graph….

the fu-
It still saying 59 on my homepage. I checked. Is this a glitch? Maybe rent skill arn’t showing since they are rented…

WTF 73 dmg
Thats better than a AK

*note, if you had my skillset, and GOT ak. it would look like…. 90 dmg lol

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / zombies!!

Originally posted by Cylon69:

Where is tutul when he is needed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNEy_y75xYI

LOL I was gone for today, but I was literately going to post that, until I saw this XD

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Binoculars?

Originally posted by eltdrgntmr:

i think i have a fan :3

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Off my chest

I missed this whole topic today…. ._.
Alex.
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no.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / The Ultimate Weapon

Originally posted by skullhead51:
Originally posted by midrib:
Originally posted by eltdrgntmr:

yes. mobility makes you not move around like a douchebag. there’s no secret behind it

remember when everyone was raging on the forums about how the game needs sprint? they’re too noob to realize that that’s what getting mobility skills are for. they just want the easy way out.

can’t do that in this game, sorry. you’ll have to get the mobility skills

You do realize that Sprint will be added sooner or later as Testers and FB afaik sprint is planned and all i know is that it will be also a scout skill tree and it will be ’’different’’

Watch them do the following:

  • Put at the end of the pistol skill path.
  • Give a horrible stamina bar.
  • Make it impossible to reload and aim with massive recoil.
  • Momentum is added so you will sprint a slight extra distance while not being able to aim.
  • Make it so that you will fall/trip if you get shot while sprinting.

lol

lol 11111+
#realism