Recent posts by total1000 on Kongregate

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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by PabloB181:
Originally posted by total1000:

I don’t know why I keep bumping. I always regret it a month later. Like… all those old pics of me I want to burn.
Oh well. Round 4?

how the f*** did that rainforest grow on ur head???
i am pretty sure ill find a chimpanzee if i look closely..

:P :P

Its a bird nest. I let it grow freely.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

I don’t know why I keep bumping. I always regret it a month later. Like… all those old pics of me I want to burn.
Oh well. Round 4?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / **URGENT** Got 560 GP . which one to get . MOD 3 or SA58 ???

Originally posted by ThirstyNinja:
Originally posted by nacimex:

orsis

Can you read sir? If so read again, and again until you understood the title

Orsis

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / RFB is it good?

Is RFB good?
Ask Rafael.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / stop sending people to jail for being possessed by guns

Guns might kill people on accident, but then again as do cars, dogs, planes, pools, whatever.
We arn’t banning all of those are we?

No.
People kill people.
When someone shoots a person, his intent is clear.
If he hadn’t of shot him, he would have cut him, or any other means of death.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Amane's AMA Reborn

Whats the meaning of life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WE ARE OFF TOPIC AGAIN

7:57 PM.
Change was 4 minutes ago.
Whats the point to this again?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

This thread pointless.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / my soul mate left me

I heard EHarmony’s booming this time of year.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally washed my phone HELP

More importantly, how much conditioner did you use.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is ur opinion of teh monster in my avatar

Soo gnarlly bro

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I scraped my moms car HELP

You’re boned.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Ideas For Contract Wars

God now I miss skullhead, kaves, 3rdyellow, when kirril used to post, sbuk… all of these old people. T.T
Y u make me bring bad the feels.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / 1337 Clan Disbanded?

Originally posted by GreekRage:

Some idiots make it sound like if 1337 is gone the game will end…ahahahahaha

Someone said something about re-evaluating our lives?….rofl DUDE WE AT LEAST HAVE A LIFE !!!..

Originally posted by DutchLol:
Originally posted by Nqss:

okay, i guess i have to disband it

It’s not the first of April anymore, SAY IT AGAIN, PLEASE, COME ON. ._.

Are you guys still a thing?
wow.

It’s been around 2 years, I’d expect you guys to have found other things to worry about by now.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / How to see blocked profiles.

Funfact: You used to be able to view blocked profiles AND rent infinitely while ingame in Hardcore mode. This was patched though.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / How to see blocked profiles.

Rent clocks are timed through the servers.
Your personal computers time shouldn’t effect it.
Unless you’re a Mod or tester.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Petition to remove Profile Blocking

1+
add me on the top of the list :D jk

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Nqss appreciation topic *star*

Originally posted by onemorepenny:
Originally posted by Spamista:

Good person, better Kongregate member.

Good developer, listens to the community.

“Listens to community”
hahahaha
Good joke.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Nqss appreciation topic *star*

Who’s Nqss?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Devs Watches hentai

From the start, I could tell that guy was into some kinky shit.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / The Tale Of How I Got 2 SP In 8 Hours

Get 500 gp.
Buy 10 SP. (1 sp = 50gp)
Profit.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Getting MP

MP is inactive nowadays. T.T
<3

wait wat

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by bobbflockka:

Nice tummy!

lol I’m the skinniest kid you’ll ever meet.
Thats just the angle :P

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

bump?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Dear Devs, 550 of us would like one simple clan communication improvement.

Everyone agrees?

You are leader of Berserk, right?
Well… manage it. Do the leader thing.
Clan members who don’t seek out clan mates and communication aren’t part of the clan.

Originally posted by CWBerserk:

90% of them don’t keep up with forums or the clan’s status.


There!
Right there!
There’s your problem.
Berserk can either be a community, or a clantag.
You can’t be both.
You want a poke system to contact clanmates, with what information?
You are trying to turn a crowd of 550 unloyal and uninterested players into a community. It wont work.
Either you MAKE a community.
Or you don’t.
But you can’t have a unorganized crowd, and suddenly ask CW to add a community feature, you are a leader. Lead.
Originally posted by CWBerserk:

we cannot viably contact the currently existing members to inform them that they are now required to use a TeamSpeak server (or Skype).


Wrong, you can.
People who aren’t actively seeking out Skype or clan updates, arn’t active in the clan community, in other words, even if they GOT skype, they wouldn’t even talk.
So, kick everyone who isn’t checking forums.
Or keep everyone.
Its your decision.
Have a bunch of inactive randoms.
Or a select community.

If you want to keep the randoms, fine. But don’t expect to communicate with them daily.