Recent posts by total1000 on Kongregate

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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Old Sawmill cottage

Yes you can.
You are not to abuse an unintended game exploit to gain an advantage against other players.
Depending on the context, it can lead to a temp ban. Perm if you repeat it non-stop.
Radi’s post was before this rule was publishes but now its fact.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / rafaell


 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Rafael Aim Bot Are here

Originally posted by feckuu:

Pffft, he got a legendary, so? My cousin says he gets legendary everytime he plays and my cousin sucks, so this guy must be bad too… definetely not a hacker. He spends GP so he gets to use super-pwning-gunz.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Rafael Aim Bot Are here

So…. uh….
Where can I…. hypothetically… get this… uh… hack?
For TESTING reasons! Of course… just testing reasons…. kinda…

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / No Swag

they couldn’t handle de sweg

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Too little SWAG

Originally posted by EliteAPA:
Originally posted by total1000:
Originally posted by timber_:
Originally posted by DecideLater:

Sometimes

Most of the time*

all the time*

96.133769% of the time

That other 4.9% is a mistake that’ll be patched in the next update.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

You have a striking resemblance with sumur…. now weres dat sixpack

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / [MythBuster] How Class is determined when Skill Trees have the same amount of spent SP

For me its not like this.
I am the LAST one I choose.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Too little SWAG

Originally posted by timber_:
Originally posted by DecideLater:

Sometimes

Most of the time*

all the time*

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / OMFG. Lighthouse Glitch Abusers

Originally posted by TheImmortalLS:

The last time this happened (osm+lighthouse, mostly on osm) many people got banned.

I have faith in the devs and the community that they will be banned. it’s fairly obvious tbh

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / !!A contract carol song contest!!

Jingle gru!
Jingle gru!
Jingle gru all the way!
Oh its time!
To sit down!
And realize the gru is gay!


The mods see you when you’re sleeping,
they know when you’re awake.
They know if you’ve been bad or good
so be good for goodness sake


 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

You dont need to be nominated to post.

I nominate!!!
Hindurance and everyone else cuz they need to post :l

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by bobbflockka:

Wait you haven’t cutten it????

I did :P
But it grew back O.O

Originally posted by Twisted_Killer:

tutul, did u just get old while posting this pic?

I’ll be 15 soon ^.^

Now someone post a picture before I flip this whole thread! ( '^' )

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

I try my best.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Vote VIP System

So many randoms are voting O.O
Who are they?
also
new

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / SUGGESTION: hand/eye dominance

I don’t see the advantage to having the gun be on the left or right side…. what matters is the MIDDLE of the screen, the crosshairs and the sights.
The left or right doesn’t matter.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / 1337 Elite Recruitment

Originally posted by Nascimex:

Nome Kongregate: Nascimex
In-Game Nome: SexBirdyNomNom
Idade: 17
País: Brazil
Idioma primário:Português


Estatística
Level: 59
Abates / Mortes: 3.48
Kills: 24 585
Contratos Concluídos:27


Outro
Você entende totalmente as nossas regras ?: yes
você ter sido em qualquer clãs antes? Se assim for, por que você saiu ?: yes I’m in BiH, I left because I always wanted to enter in 1337 Elite
Accept me please??

Naci is that you? :P

Also Elite is an English speaking clan, you have to be flaunt.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Creations / Contract Wars User Art

Originally posted by KevinH416:

wow nice job dude .
Nice edit

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / change the NEW VIP system to a BETTER one.

Originally posted by hussiet:

no spam.just quit the game.

… make sure to make a thread about it.

“Hussiet im quitting guys!”

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by bdbn98:
Originally posted by total1000:

well I got a haircut :P
Still long… less poofy though

Post pic!

When I say soon™….
I mean soon™
My hair got a lot longer, and a lot less poofy :P

anyways, bada-bump

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / Top guns 2.01

First off.
Please credit storn…. its really rude that you didn’t mention his name ONCE in that entire post.
Its be a lot better if you gave storn credit for the images, idea, rules, editing, etc.
big bold letters.
CREDIT GOES TO STORN
^.^

Okay,
Now my updates.

Level 2 colt :l

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / A hello from -=Dutch=-

Originally posted by DutchLol:
Originally posted by GravitationalArt:
Originally posted by KaranS30:

Ah, Dutch isn’t welcomed back with open arms, huh? Well go easy on him. He is a kid. (Hugs Dutch)

Go easy on a guy who hasn’t been relevant since the Cold War? No ty. This thread wasn’t even necessary. He knew it would incite flames and that was the purpose. So you want us to let the kid continue his asinine behavior just because… he’s 14 and doesn’t know any better? Lel. What makes it worse is that most people acknowledge that Dutch has some skill (varies from person to person) and if he just kept his head down without sticking it in every god damned place where it didn’t belong, he’d have 10x the respect he does now. Would probably help if he wasn’t a troll either, but hey, someone has to protect the bridge.

Also Karan, in the post below the one I quoted, you state that it’s Kong’s Kred Verification System that’s the issue. You’d think with a guy or guy(s) in the case of the ones you mentioned, people who have made multiple purchases, they would know that there is an email verification system and that if you don’t verify the email within X period of time, you’re banned. They won’t change this system in the immediate future because what are the alternatives? If they don’t verify the purchases, the lawsuits alone would cripple Kong and its parent company, Gamestop. The site caters to 13+ year olds and it’s supposed to be a deterrent to kids using Daddy’s Black AMEX card without permission.

Maybe this thread was made to let people know I’m still playing? Maybe I was just looking up some old friends? But noooo, you had to be a jerk and think I was trying to start a flame wars again. The only post attempting to start a flame wars is yours. Just because you think pessimistic doesn’t mean you get the purpose of every fucking forumpost. Stop acting like you’re God, able to understand everything and judge every single person. Because frankly, I’m just looking up some old friends and you are trying to start a flame wars, you want to start a flame wars? Go for it! But don’t act everybody wants to. You misread the purpose, you try to start a flamewars but what’s the point of telling you, since you’re living in your own little world thinking you are the God of the forum. Maybe you should stop commenting on everything when it’s none of your bussiness, maybe you should stop look in the mirror and finally realise you made the mistake here, whenever you can see that, maybe you can act normal on the forums.

Isn’t it a bit egotistical, to think that all the people that use this forum want to have an update on your current situation?
No.
Friends are people you interact with on a normal basis.
For your friends you could just tell them, PM them, they are your friends. You should have contact.
But by posting here, you are acknowledging the entire community, your fans, haters, friends, everyone.
You arn’t a famous vlogger,
We don’t need an update on what you ate this morning.
You tell your friends that, your clan, not the 100 or so people that use this forum.
I’m your friend ^.^ , I don’t have a problem with you being back.
I just think its a bit self centered to assume that everyone here cares
Because most don’t.
You are not the center of the universe.

If some random, unknown FB player posted, saying “hey guys im back!”… I promise you, he will get hate and will most likely be blocked for spam.
You are no different.

On a lighter note, I look forward to seeing you ingame.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Corrupt a Wish: CW edition

Someone made this type of thread a LONG, LONG, LONG time ago.
I can’t even find it.
It was at the start of CW… anyways…

Originally posted by IncognitoFox:

I wish that people would realize that CW sucked.

Dev’s realize that CW sucks and stop working on it, then they give all ownership to glock243…. aka, the pits.

I wish that sumur, kaves, superporn, lancer, gnekko and all of the oldies came back.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Dream Team

Visonn was out knifing people in bay5 at the time of that screenshot. He would have been in there but he was just too busy :P
<3

and Lip you wern’t in 1337 at the time, I’m sure you are now.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Only for RICH MotherFucker S