Recent posts by Vondart on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Newgrounds sucks

Originally posted by TravianReports:

Kongregate is better.

The most kongregate would do is sit down in a chair.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official Pi Thread

Topic: Off-topic / Stop Right There Criminal Scum

Originally posted by Aikaaa:

its like bethesda wanted to give you nightmares by looking at their horrible faces

fucking most games in 2006 did not have this so called bloatface
if bethesda never had it, this would be alot better
on the bright side oblivion mods exist but half of those are waifu simulators

Topic: Off-topic / Halo sucks it has BUTTHURT FEMINISTS

Sexism?
I’ll tell you this.
If I ever ask a woman to cook something, that is a thing that I would regret because the cooking they make is god awful.
They would be better serving the army or something.

Topic: Off-topic / Halo VS Call of Duty

Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

CoD is worse in almost all aspects, but Halo isn’t good either.

Thing is, CoD is for those who just pumped themselves with 6 doses of steroids and are screaming at screens 24/7.

Halo is for those who sit in their mancave submerged deep within cheetos.

Topic: Off-topic / >Playing Badwater

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

> separate tf2 thread even though there is an official tf2 thread that is often used
>he thinks we care
>he’s a big stupidface
-my quiver ran out of arrows
-use twigs instead

way to derail, ritzfatz

Topic: Off-topic / Halo VS Call of Duty

codfags and gaylos are worst comunities
either way both games are common generic modern day fps reacharounds

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

I have blutsauger, ubersaw I can get. But I’m holding out on to get stranges for pyro.

Currently have most stranges for Demo:
Loch-n-Load, Sticky Launcher, Scottish Resistance, Eyelander, Persian Persuader.

Someday I’ll go for getting that grenade launcher… someday.

just fucking ask for crates on tradesites
no need to sit in servers and spamming copy+paste for the sweet #19

Topic: Off-topic / Gangnam Style

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by Vondart:

Once a song reaches publicity, it instantly becomes shit
Same with anything
(And by publicity I mean the people who aren’t on computers 24/7)

Watch out guys, we’ve got a hipster over here

Topic: Off-topic / No fap december comrades

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Originally posted by Vondart:

You won’t last

Brave words for a white heathen

If somebody posts porn on OT and you stumble upon it, it is of a high chance that you will end up whacking it faster than somebody could say “Zam won’t last”

Topic: Off-topic / No fap december comrades

You won’t last

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: discuss how annoying madjedi is

I have stronger opinions on Zshadow bawwleeting every other thread when he comes on

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

I see we are posting full strange loadouts.

I just picked up the amputator on Monday, so it only has 60 ish kills.

Am I now a cool kid?

>common stranges except medigun
get strange blutsauger and ubersaw and then talk

Topic: Off-topic / i am in a sticky situasion

I swear to god you people are becoming more and more inferior with every year.

Topic: Off-topic / Things that suck a lot

Stuffing yourself with dirty italian food and then regretting so,
Or basically step 1.

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

>tfw faggots suddenly swarming me with 1% lowball trades after I uncrated a unusual hound dog
jfc

Topic: Off-topic / DECEMBER! Santa Hat Month

Topic: Off-topic / that feel when there's a good chance stalin is your great grandfather

Zam you dont even show pride in being russian
I am disowning you from the Russian club

Topic: Off-topic / Gangnam Style

Once a song reaches publicity, it instantly becomes shit
Same with anything
(And by publicity I mean the people who aren’t on computers 24/7)

Topic: Off-topic / le pakistani face

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

3/10, reaaaaaaaallllyyy sloow.
[Dynamite Rocket]

Topic: Off-topic / LAG LEGENDS: REDEFINING STRUCTURED ELO BASICS

Originally posted by SugoiSupremacy:

I popped this myself you shitcock

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0712qDc11qi1w1ho1_500.jpg

that and regardless of whether you made it or not
it lacks enough humor to possibly star on a show dedicated to viral videos and youtube poops as a honorable mention

>as if you can get enough humor out of a angry rant post

Topic: Off-topic / Cynicism and you!

Originally posted by Jennym_aa:

Originally posted by Vondart:

Originally posted by Jennym_aa:

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

You’re trying too hard.

I’m Zamininc, the king of trying too hard. I should know.

I thought you were king of niggers.

Zam is a fucking commie

He claims to be king of niggers.

Then he is a commie negroid?
Probablity of that is quite high.

Topic: Off-topic / Cynicism and you!

Originally posted by Jennym_aa:

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

You’re trying too hard.

I’m Zamininc, the king of trying too hard. I should know.

I thought you were king of niggers.

Zam is a fucking commie

Topic: Off-topic / Cynicism and you!

Originally posted by Cizinec:

How do I know I can trust your organization?

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