Recent posts by MyNameIsMarcus on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Straight-to-Hell Jokes

Topic: Off-topic / The mods have started a war that they can't hope to win

Nothing is more emotionally moving then the words of our lord

Topic: Off-topic / Anyone going for Level* 65 or All Badges?

Topic: Off-topic / Anyone going for Level* 65 or All Badges?

I don’t care about badges at all

Topic: Off-topic / The girl i have a crush on has a boyfriend

double murder-suicide

Topic: Off-topic / Create a New Religion!

this

Topic: Off-topic / Why do all atheists pretend to be smart?

Originally posted by Rolby:

first atheists just wanted to steal the power of the church by making their own religion. ‘atheism’. they act like its not a religion at all, so people will get interested and research and convert to it. so its actually just about power and atheist are in internet very powerful, so they think it makes them smarter than the others.

fuck did i just read

Topic: Off-topic / How do You Like Your Breakfast?

Bacon/sausage, scrambled eggs, and toast/pancakes

Topic: Off-topic / what do you think makes a good song

hot fire being spat

Topic: Off-topic / The mods have started a war that they can't hope to win

Originally posted by XtremeHairball:

Now, now – I’m sure this can all be peacefully sorted out over a game of Tiddlywinks.

Or violently over a game of Holy War

Topic: Off-topic / Straight-to-Hell Jokes

Topic: Off-topic / How do you like your coffee?

I don’t

Topic: Off-topic / found a book in my school library all about the linux operating system

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Books are for homeless people.

I’m pretty sure a lot of homeless people are illiterate

Topic: Off-topic / who posts the fastest in ot???

Typing speed is not posting speed

Topic: Off-topic / What would YOU do if you were king!

Purge America of undesirables

Topic: Off-topic / who posts the fastest in ot???

Whoever +1s the most

Topic: Off-topic / Why do all atheists pretend to be smart?

I like how atheists pretend that they base their belief in science when 90% of these people don’t follow or study science at all

Topic: Off-topic / The mods have started a war that they can't hope to win

Topic: Off-topic / We should ban guns to stop all crime

People don’t kill guns, guns kill guns.

Topic: Off-topic / The mods have started a war that they can't hope to win

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

I can’t ban people. Am I included in this war?

As a mod, you are representing an organization of evil

Topic: Off-topic / Italian or Japanese food?

Funny, I too went to olive garden on Saturday

Topic: Off-topic / Italian or Japanese food?

Originally posted by Asdfret:

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Italian food. Japanese food is shit and I have no idea how people can stomach it.

/opinion

Obviously, you asked our preferences

Topic: Off-topic / Gevock

Originally posted by listle6:

Originally posted by MyNameIsMarcus:

No. We already have too many mods

You’re just mad because you can’t hold on to an account without it getting banned.

The forum mods aren’t the ones who ban me

Topic: Off-topic / Italian or Japanese food?

Italian food is infinitely better

its not even close

Topic: Off-topic / The mods have started a war that they can't hope to win