Recent posts by The_American on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / I'm not enough of an idiot

I think I speak for everyone when I say yes you are

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do so many people feel college is a necessity? Seems pointless to me.

The real problem here is that it takes forever, not because it’s hard to do

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do so many people feel college is a necessity? Seems pointless to me.

5 to 10 miles isn’t that bad to walk.

That’s a lot to be walking every day. Just because you do it without issue doesn’t mean it’s practical for other people

 
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Topic: Off-topic / list reasons why you (personally) would shoot up an elementary school

Self defense

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Watching Argo

Originally posted by Storaged:

Reading is for chumps

I assume you read avidly?

lol!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Australia vs United States of America

It’s a good thing kids follow the law and never drink here, right

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Watching Argo

Reading is for chumps

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I seriously need a life...

Worthless nerd who has no chance of ever being or doing shit? Follow these few easy steps to get a life!

1. convert to Buddhism and accept the belief in reincarnation
2. kill yourself
3. wait to acquire your sweet new life

You’ve done it! And seeing as how you sucked ass in your last life, try and do it right this time

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you heard about the girl who got her left arm cut off?

0/10 that’s the best I can do for you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Watching Argo

I torrented and watched it a couple weeks ago. I like it a lot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you like cereal bars?

Originally posted by Rich112:

No I’ve never like that white stuff that is in the middle of them

That’s what makes them good

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anthropocentrism and ecocentrism

Only read the first paragraph and I can tell you I agree with anthropcentrism

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why do some countries outlaw gay male sex

But lesbian sex is legal

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you like cereal bars?

Yes though I haven’t had them in years

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are walking up the street, when...

suck his dick to prove him wrong

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are walking down the street, when...

put a clap into that boy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I went to the mall this weekend

Originally posted by Rolby:

@ alex, my town has over 10k and still has no starbucks.

That’s because you live in fucking Azerbaijan or some shit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What not to say to a police officer

Fuck the police

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is New Zealand a nice place?

Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by EPR89:
Originally posted by Rolby:

lol new zeeland was discovered by dutch people from the dutch province of zeeland. thats y its called new zeeland.

Pretty sure that the Maori were the ones who discovered it first.

omg ur so smart…. not. only western europeans can discover new continents and lands etc. when the others discover it, it doesnt count as discovering. do u know what i mean?

Rolby confirmed for retarded racist.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I went to the mall this weekend

Shut the hell up, Rolby

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On the Topic of Infamous Kong forum trolls

mafefe is probably a solid 800 pounds

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm pretty much the oldest guy here, that makes me your father.

>butchering dead memes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The deciding factor for me on PS4 vs Xbox 720

Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:
Originally posted by The_American:
Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:
Originally posted by The_American:
Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:
Originally posted by The_American:

PlayStation will probably have a superior game selection

The PS3’s selection really isn’t better then the 360’s. So what makes you say that?

The PS3’s selection of exclusives is way better than 360s. So that makes me say that.

Names of games

Uncharted series
Killzone series
Resistance series
LittleBigPlanet series
Demons Souls
Heavy Rain
Metal Gear Solid 4
Journey
God of War 3 and Ascension
Gran Turismo 5

Except for Little Big Planet none of those games are that great.

In my opinion all of these games are great (except gran Turismo because I’m not into racing games). And they’re definitely better than Xbox exclusives.

I find literally none of xbox’s games worthy enough to own an Xbox

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many students at your school

My high school as like 2200 people

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You know that feel when you put a really stupid answer on a test but you only realize how stupid it is when you get the test back

only if I put that answer by accident