Recent posts by mariosuperlative on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / What Is Your Favorite Drink?

Pepsi Max.

Topic: Off-topic / Halo 4 will suck

Originally posted by RTL_Shadow:

Posting a bad opinion on a Triple A title on the internet forums?

SO BRAVE.

Your opinion confuses me, good sir. Internet forums are a place of anonymity for the most part, therefore it takes almost no bravery whatsoever to voice one’s opinion there, as one does not have much to lose. I suggest you review your statement, as its logic is skewed.

Topic: Off-topic / hey look, it's that topic about girls

They’re pretty good.

Topic: Off-topic / Halo 4 will suck

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:

Originally posted by mariosuperlative:

Halo has never been good.

WOW YOU LIKE MARIO BUT NOT HALO, #HIPSTER #90SKID #EDGY #SWAG

Being hip and edgy was clearly my intention.

Topic: Off-topic / how many of these can you relate to

About all of them…

Topic: Off-topic / Do you like nuts?

Originally posted by YoLoSwAg_420:

you made a testicles joke in a thread about nuts? all your friends must think you’re super funny

Well I’m sure if I had friends they’d all laugh at my unparalleled wit.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you like nuts?

Mmm nuts. In my mouth. Down my throat.

Topic: Off-topic / Halo 4 will suck

Halo has never been good.

Topic: Off-topic / How to guide to...

1. too general a question
2. big bang
3. big bang
4. big bang
5. nothingness
6. nothingness
Any following questions: nothingness

Topic: Off-topic / Best Guitar Solo(s)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaoH25TaM-c
Comfortably Numb-pulse version

Topic: Off-topic / Your doctor says that you are going to die in 24 hours.

Originally posted by Predatorx687:

Sleep, eat, play games and play guitar.

Same, but without the sleeping.

I can see how pretty and sophisticated their hair are. They must be brushing and cleaning them for hours every day.

Troll harder.

Topic: Off-topic / My iPod was confiscated again today at school

If you an hero and leave a note saying “I did this because they stole my iPod” then the school will get in trouble and you’ll probably be on the news.

Edit: If you an hero you will end up dead, and you probably don’t want that.

Topic: Off-topic / OT, I have a confession to make.

Only Zelda I ever played was Twilight Princess. I guess it was fun, but in hindsight most of the time is spent in dungeons trying to figure out what the hell you’re supposed to be doing.

Topic: Off-topic / How old would you be if you switch the numerics of your age around?

I would be 31.

Topic: Off-topic / Eternal happiness, or a ham sandwich?

With eternal happiness, there is nothing to strive for in life. You will lose touch of all emotions but pure joy, and I don’t want that. You will not be able to truly understand anything anymore, your view of the world tainted and warped. Also, I’m hungry, which is another reason to want the sandwhich.

Topic: Off-topic / what did you get for christmas

The complete Inbetweeners box set, a calander, chocolate, The Simpsons Series 5, some deoderant, a guitar handbook and a tiny amount of money. Mainly I got a Mexican Standard Fender Stratocaster and a Fender Mustang 2.

Topic: Off-topic / Things that I am Ashamed that I cannot Do

I can’t whistle or drive either. I also can’t make even basic meals (probably the most complicated thing I could make without guidance would be a sandwhich), sing to a standard above crap, or run a mile without stopping (used to be good at running, because in primary we had to run a mile every day, but now I suck).

EDIT: And I can’t lift 20 kilos onto my head.

Topic: Off-topic / To the best of my knowledge, I've gone and slept through a lunar eclipse.

I awoke and was soon told about the lunar eclipse, but outside the white sky stared down at me, the clouds mocking me.

Topic: Off-topic / What time do you do your homework?

Generally the night before I have to bring it in, even if I have to write a ton of stuff for it. If it’s a massive project I try not to procrastinate as much, but I still remember a history project we had four weeks to do and I didn’t start until the last week…

Topic: Off-topic / What are you listening to right now?

Metallica-…And Justice For All

Topic: Off-topic / Pantera.

Metallica, even though everything inbetween the Black Album and Death Magnetic fails. Pantera are badass but I prefer thrash to death, particularly in vocal terms.

Topic: Off-topic / How would you pronounce the name of the guy above you?

war-awns-life

Topic: Off-topic / LAST FINAL GET

I still have nine school days left.

Topic: Off-topic / Let me hatify your avatars

Hatify me. Mario needs something interesting for a change. The current hat just won’t cut it.

Topic: Off-topic / It's time for OT to train some muscles

0. Attempting to straighten my back while pushing my body towards the ground, then coming back up with my back still straight is too much effort.

Jk. I did 274 in two minutes.