Topic: Off-topic / If you were forced to sit next to a FAT person in a 12 hour plane flight...

Where does Sosusline get all this from? Has she experienced it herself?

Topic: Off-topic / Would it be smart to bomb the hell outa North Korea's leader?

I get your point, but

Sacrificing the lives of a majority for a minority is waste.

How did you think you’d get a nuclear bomb dropped over North Korea, let alone getting one and someone to drop it?

Why perform a megadeath to kill one person?

Who are you really…? Saying this, you’re just as much of a tyrant as their dictator, only with (most likely) much less power

Topic: Off-topic / Good metal

Originally posted by meowla:

Good metal: Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Avenged Sevenfold that sort of stuff y’know.

Only Metallica and Black Sabbath are metal, kind of… Learn what metal is, please :)

Topic: Off-topic / Being Lame: A Guide to Mediocrity

Being Lame

^{A guide to teach you how to be awesome lame.}

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Ever notice how some people are lame? Well, I can tell you how to be lame. Of course, no one can be as LAME as someone who makes threads about how awesome they are , but who cares?

Start’n Up

The real way to start being lame is to mimic other lame people to get a sense of what lame really is. Now, you DO want to differntiate from who you’re mimicking, as being a mime makes it impossible to be ABSOLUTELY lame.

Once you have the feel…

You’ll want to start making threads about how great you are on top of who you originally mimicked. Still, do not directly CREATE these threads, cover up the original purpose (possibly by making it a guide for being awesome or something), that only leads to you being that much less lame. So simply don’t do it. Now practice some, and develope your own style of lameness, but use it on top of you acting like other people. You are now lame.

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Side effects

Drowsiness, upset tummy, spontaneous combustion, death, compulsive vomiting, farting out of your mouth, burping out of your butt, growing penises on your head, your penis turning into nothing, balls receding, spontainius imploding, and most commonly, inability to use spell check, loss of grammar ability, and misuse of words.

^{Guide by fivexthethird Bladeshade}

Am I starting to get lame now?

Topic: Off-topic / Good metal

Originally posted by CoffeeMachine:

Titanium is a pretty good metal.

Pretty good indeed.

Well thank you! That’s actually my band!

However, I say go for Osbourne, Helloween, Zeppelin, Megadeth, Maiden, etc.

Topic: Off-topic / pokemon soul silver/heart gold

Originally posted by mafefe:

Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver suck. I am really disappointed with pokemon 4. Pokemon 1 (Ruby and Sapphire) were wayyyyy better.

gen i>gen ii>gen iiii>gen iii

Third gen pokemon sucked! It’s so boring, and it almost only has third gen pokemon there

Topic: Off-topic / Just got an ipod Touch. What apps should i get?

Jailbreak

Topic: Off-topic / Fail Pictures

C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

They’ve all been posted earlier in the thread, too, if I recall correctly

Conclusion: You just failed

Topic: Off-topic / Zombies invaded Google!!! Only you and your chosen ally can save Google.

Will Smith w/cure

Topic: Off-topic / why does the music of today suck so much??

guitars r getting horrible singers r just being stupid

R u sur dey r st00pid? cuz if we l00k at ur gramarz, der’s no need to tell wh0’s st00pid…

Topic: Off-topic / 99 _____ of _____ on the _____

99 ways of dying on wikipedia

Edit: Predator, guess where I got the first part from…

Topic: Off-topic / 2007

07. December 08. You got any problems with that?

Topic: Off-topic / Ever swum in the ocean and been afraid?

Norway? Drowning in oil or cod/salmon? Or both? A tanker will probably come and leak oil into the sea, as always, then bred salmon/cod that has escaped will surround me. After that, a fisherman will catch me. Norwegian sea in a nutshell

Topic: Off-topic / A picture for the persons name above you

Topic: Off-topic / The Turtle/Tortoise Thread (TTTT)

Tortex .73 mm

Topic: Off-topic / 4x5+2=?

Originally posted by Hokage4354:

All of this hype over a 5th grade problem?

Kids, I am disappoint.

I was about to say the same

Topic: Off-topic / Why Am I So Awesome?

Why, oh why?!

Topic: Off-topic / Best Of 2000-2009

Megadeth – Dialectic Chaos/This Day We Fight

Seriously, there’re only a handful of good songs from this decade.

Topic: Off-topic / I don't understand people who play guitar

Originally posted by mafefe:

I mean, they are all posers trying to be like the coll people who are good at guitar hero. If they suck at guitar hero, playing a normal guitar won’t help. I think these posers should go away.

Oh, what the world has become like… YES! There are way too many posers, YES! It’s an overplayed instrument, but the ability to make music, and to use the guitar properly is what most guitarists lack. If your area has too much posers for you, then move away or show them off. The art of playing guitar is an easy obtained skill, however using it to make something of it, is unknown to most. I know hundreds of guitarists, only a few of them make good music.

Topic: Off-topic / Prove that God exists Challenge

Originally posted by DMinor:

He’s not asking why you think some argument is “fail”, he gets that. He’s asking why you singled out a single group as “fail” when other groups were making similar logical fallacies.

Hmm… I didn’t think of it at first. I’m sorry. I was too quick, and seeing I’m an atheist, I find it easier ‘bashing’, as TT calls it, other groups of people rater than my own. That’s human nature, but I agree that I was too quick on pointing out the believers.

Topic: Off-topic / Prove that God exists Challenge

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

Originally posted by Bladeshade:

I never stated it did. I am an atheist, I don’t believe God exists, but I don’t know, and I’ll probably never know how the universe was created, and whether it needed it help or not.

If you don’t know and can’t prove anything, don’t single out and bash one group of people for being wrong and ignore the other group. You singled out religious as being ‘fail’ but there has been plenty of people in this thread who claim they can prove he isn’t real. Why didn’t you address them to? They are just as wrong, you said it yourself just now. So why the bias? What’s your excuse?

What I said was that people who post a statement without a proper argument to back it up fail. ‘God exists because the complexity of the world had to be created and run by something’. Okay. I accept that. The statement is backed up by a proper argument. ‘God doesn’t exists because the complexity of the world is natural’. I accept that, too. However, things like ‘God does exist because the universe couldn’t exist without him’ are statements not backed up with arguments, and thus, they fail.

Topic: Off-topic / If this girl sat down next to you in class, would you ask her out for coffee?

Originally posted by BCF1432:

No, I would not ask her out.

I don’t ask people out based on looks, I go for personality.

And she’s ugly, so eh.

Not going for looks, eh?

Topic: Off-topic / Prove that God exists Challenge

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

Originally posted by Bladeshade:

This topic is funny, seeing most people say the universe can’t have been created just like that. It needed ‘help’. Without backing such statements with related, strong arguments, you fail. Okay?

Where’s your strong arguement to back that the universe was created just like that? I guess you fail just as hard as they do. OK?

I never stated it did. I am an atheist, I don’t believe God exists, but I don’t know, and I’ll probably never know how the universe was created, and whether it needed it help or not.

Topic: Off-topic / Prove that God exists Challenge

This topic is funny, seeing most people say the universe can’t have been created just like that. It needed ‘help’. Without backing such statements with related, strong arguments, you fail. Okay?

Topic: Off-topic / Prove that God exists Challenge

The task isn’t for atheists to prove God doesn’t exist, it’s for the believers to prove it. You can refer to the bible, but then you might as well refer to a fairytale: No one knows who wrote it, and the chance for that to have happened is the same.

And the monkey evolution theory, why are we no seeing monkeys evolving today? Oh, yah….because they never evolved in the first place.

The changes aren’t done in one day. Nor in a year or ten, either. Darwin’s evolution theory is about hundreds of millions of years, it’s not like the horses looked like they did now. Every specie that has survived, did so because it adapted to the surrounding nature that changed as time moved on. And don’t tell me God made nature change, it’s scientifically proven why it did.

Even to complex for scientists.

This doesn’t mean it is unexplainable. Modern technology and knowledge just aren’t enough, but some day…