Recent posts by Mordius on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Brick force sucks obviously

Originally posted by spoofdebris:

Cool beans and all, but I ain’t downloading Unity for a game that you say sucks.

plot twist

Topic: Off-topic / Brick force sucks obviously

http://www.brick-force.com/en

play in browser and tell me this game is a piece of shit

All the weapons have iron sights yet dont aim
I can shoot directly at someone and be missing
The games main language is “korean” by default, and buying tokens redirects you to a credit card page with the language of deuch, and the ingame language is european, why not just english god dammit!

Topic: Off-topic / Left 4 dead chatzy

call of duty is a shitstorm, left for dead was great

Topic: Off-topic / Doritos Crash Course 2 released today

gay

Topic: Off-topic / How can I make my computer go faster?

dont download music

Topic: Off-topic / Friend zone help

She mentioned it to you, therefore she must beinterested in some way but does not want to redeem herself, or isnt sure. Ask again.

Topic: Off-topic / I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS.

Anti social freak here folks.

Topic: Off-topic / Can someone help?

She noticed somthing was up and told me she didnt respond to my brother in any way. Smart

Topic: Off-topic / Best 90's show?

Animaniacs

Topic: Off-topic / Plot of Halo 5 leaked

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

lol halo is shit
i mean its cod with hi tech weapons

lul too bad halo has a good plot guis and is one of the best looking games on 360 right now.

Topic: Off-topic / Too skinny?

Originally posted by satanspharaoh:

Originally posted by CarlSweatpants:

Not skinny enough. Vomit more.

I’m not bulimic. I just have high metabolism.
infact, i eat like a pig lolol

I share this as well I had to drink a lot of mountain dew to gain weight. I weigh like 120 right now?

Topic: Off-topic / Can someone help?

My brother got onto my facebook and said some weird things to this girl I barely even know. I signed up just ysterday and she was one of the first people I saw on facebook so I added her. Ive talked to her a few times but they were small convos and my bro said some mucked up stuff to her and made us meet at a wrong start. How can I fix my situation? He made it sound like he knew her like “hey whats going down? remember me?” and its just like what the hell. It made me sound like a weirdo or somthing and I barely even know this person I was going to try and make a friendship with [i dont like her in that way just as a friend]. She goes to my school and I make her laugh sometimes but thats about it, anyone know anything i can tell her to make it less awkward?

Topic: Off-topic / Plot of Halo 5 leaked

Because your an idiot that has been banned several times now, halo actually works hard on their games.

Topic: Off-topic / Mirror

Why arent you banned yet?

Topic: Off-topic / friends??

Me and my friends dont date yet, why date when its not going to last? And I have had girls ask me to ask them out, I say no always. Not like your looking for a lifelong relationship when you are 14

Topic: Off-topic / friends??

Originally posted by ReonN:

i’m near middle. i’m only just 5 foot

thats short, my 10 year old brother is taller than that.

Topic: Off-topic / How do I approach first time having sex

last night after our date i tried some of these things and the sex was not awkward and ill probaly do it again in my future thanks guys

Topic: Off-topic / How do I approach first time having sex

Originally posted by MaTTyTL:

I wouldn’t risk it unless you are truly prepared for the possibility that you might have a child.

I stated i have rubbers ready

Topic: Off-topic / How do I approach first time having sex

Originally posted by beauval:

Oh don’t be so negative. He’s already said he has condoms, so I think we can safely assume he knows what to do with them.

Interestingly, nobody seems to have asked how old this girl is. I don’t know what the legalities are wherever you’re from, but sex with an underage girl can end in a lot of tears.

All I can add to what’s already been said is don’t do it unless you feel comfortable about it. My first time was the result of peer pressure, and it didn’t go well. I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.

17 like me a month younger

Topic: Off-topic / How do I approach first time having sex

Originally posted by dd790:

Best advice would be to remember that it is a first time and nobody is great at they’re first try of anything and those that claim to be are simply liars.

How I approached my first time was to allow her to give advice. In my experience women do like a man to be strong, confident and assertive, but they also like a man who is willing to actually listen to them, don’t try and change yourself day to day, she likes you for you, but in the bedroom every person likes to be touched in a slightly different way and the only way to know is to try and to listen to feedback, either her advise or from her body, trust me, you’ll know if your doing things right. It’s a natural instinct once you get down to it and we’d of died out long ago if we didn’t have some innate knowledge of what to do.

Women I have been with and female friends I have spoken to on the matter all seem to agree that the actual sex part itself isn’t that important, and size is meaningless because what alot of women enjoy more than the penetration itself is the foreplay and the emotion involved from both parties. (Sure that isn’t true of crappy drunk one nighters, but I’m talking proper relationship sex)

Women like to feel beautiful, if you can show her how much you appreciate her body and how grateful you are she is sharing it with you through your actions (massage, kissing; neck and collar bone are quite common favourites, and general attention are all good) then all the rest will just flow because of how receptive she’ll be to you.

Based on my knowledge so may not work for a man with different personality to my own, and probably depends on the types of woman you are with, but best advice I can offer you.

Ill remember that for my date tonight

Topic: Off-topic / Why are we hated by african culture

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by Mordius:

Originally posted by ExemplaryReturns:

Most African slaves were enslaved by other Africans, and then sold to white people.

lrn2history

But they were still brought to america

So?

The whole topic is about them being brought to america, read the op.

Topic: Off-topic / How do I approach first time having sex

Originally posted by thepunisher52:

Stand and deliver.
What r you a fag?
Go Get her tyger.

Ill plan a date tonight then.

Topic: Off-topic / Why are we hated by african culture

Originally posted by ExemplaryReturns:

Most African slaves were enslaved by other Africans, and then sold to white people.

lrn2history

But they were still brought to america

Topic: Off-topic / How do I approach first time having sex

If it concerns you, im 17

Topic: Off-topic / How do I approach first time having sex

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

Is that all she said? “I want you”?

I left out stuff that would not get the post removed.