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Topic: Off-topic / Official "What Is Your Favorite Pokemon?" Thread

Gorn!

(It’s a pokemon I swear)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Health & Fitness

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:
Originally posted by FULLMEASUREZAM:
wait a sec lmao you actually stole it

I didn’t steal it.
I saved multiple bikes, abandoned, ran over, and nursed them back into glory.
Don’t just throw the poor girl in the grass when you’re done with her.

Tetanus is usually the best deterrent from people trying to restore them. Those weights look like disks of rust…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Newfags are hopping on the crow bandwagon

If Mafefe did it then by God I can do it too. I mean, he clearly has the best ideas on everything and should be idolized as such.

Besides, Ruby Tojo is the best anime character to exist ever(see how I threw in crows, now I’m popular).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CROWS will RULE the WORLD

It doesn’t matter how intelligent crows become. They’ll never have the thumbs that are needed to build anything that could come even close to being able to dominate the world.

Do tell me when they guys happen to get hands though, because then I’ll root for em.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / does my avatar move

I’m not sure what it is that you’re doing wrong.

I suppose only super cool awesome people are allowed to have gifs as avatars…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Your vulgar mannerisms are top notch. Truly you are the king of rude gestures!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Element Discovered!!! "Frone"

Originally posted by FunnyaxeRealm:

Is this real? :o

It’s both real and intolerable. I’ve heard that it also hates feminists, but that’s a different story.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Maid Cafe?

It’s mostly catering to the Otaku culture that Akihabara is infamous for. If you do a little more digging on the place you’ll see it has all sorts of anime-related merchandise; from common manga to figurines and anything else under the sun. The maid thing has become a staple of that culture since maids are prevalent in the media, making role-playing the scenario desirable. It can play on how people will always have a desire for power, and making a waitress take a more subservient role fits that bill perfectly. Maid fetishes are also quite prevalent over there, so that plays a big part in it.

A lot of it boils down to having cute girls serve you food and milk your wallet dry. Just like brothels, which some of them are.

I personally don’t support them as they’re part of supporting the huge issue that Japan has with human trafficking. Most things of this variety tend to have a nasty dark side to them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Element Discovered!!! "Frone"

I can’t possibly imagine what inspired the name of this atrocious little gag…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Furries

Woah, you’re making fun of furries?! And here I thought it was 2014.

Man, I really need to get with the times. You youngsters will run circles around me if I allow it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What comes to mind when you see this picture?

Xanax, mainly because the pills somewhat resemble what it looks like. Then again, small white pills are a dime a dozen, so it could be anything.

Originally posted by occooa:

How? o_O

She clearly wanted to get a buzz from drinking cough syrup, which she currently has none of. The absence of her vice causes her to cry. How you didn’t see this blatantly obvious connection is beyond me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What Instruments Do You Play?

I’ll have you know that I mastered the recorder when I was in the fourth grade. Indeed, I spread my musical genius around the world, making ears bleed faster than a deaf Scotsman with bagpipes.

I don’t really play anything. I never had the knack for music, so it was never something that I pursued.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you grossed out by the sight of blood?

I honestly get get enough of the sight of blood. I usually take it upon myself to stab people randomly just to sate the craving.

Role-playing a vampire is fun!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / a im not being inapropriate but do you think im cute?

When you make an alt account, do try not to use a picture of a woman whose jaw bone could likely cut titanium.

It just makes it more believable and enjoyable for me and everyone else involved.

 
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Topic: Battle Conquest / A plan on how to deal with unwanted Guild spam mail.

So either you wrote 5 paragraphs or less, however you combine your ideas…… Also one paragraph is indeed flawed. Logical fallacy would say that you hastily wrote the whole thing not just that one paragraph, thus by this reasoning it would be plural.

Wrong again. By going with the traditionally accepted meaning of a paragraph you need at least three to five sentences covering a single idea. You can’t write five sentences covering separate ideas and reasonably call them multiple paragraphs, as that wording is inherently misleading.

Now, back to your horribly flawed logic, remarking on a representative quality of an individual does not require mentioning the whole group associated with the individual. It’s a nice try, but your entire argument is based on the qualities of that one paragraph reflecting the entire written work. I do hope you see how horribly misguided you are for a grammar nazi now.

 
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Topic: Battle Conquest / A plan on how to deal with unwanted Guild spam mail.

Sentences do not equal paragraphs, and as far as I can see there is only one grouping of sentences that counts. Even if you were correct, a singular tense would work in this scenario as only one paragraph is flawed.

There is no need to mention the other non-existent paragraphs as the subject is the only flawed one is the grouping; thus making the subject singular.

Lrn2grammarnazi

 
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Topic: Battle Conquest / A plan on how to deal with unwanted Guild spam mail.

My apologies. I didn’t mean to trigger your severe case of OCD by forgetting a word in that hastily written paragraph.

I assure you that it will not be fixed as you are not loved.</3

 
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Topic: Battle Conquest / Legend of a Conquest! (The best alliance on GL reincarnated as a guild!) LoaC!

Accepted ddsw1b, you will have a swagnorary spot on the guild. You may quote anything I say as I truly can’t stop you even if I wanted to, so if you truly wanted to insult someone without putting in any effort go crazy.

Also, Golco has been demoted for attempted mutiny.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tell the person above you a better name that relates to their avatar

The aspect of despair!

Truly your avatar is one of the most sad ones out there. It make me want to cry…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tell the person above you a better name that relates to their avatar

Color figure 9001!

Yes, I do like that. You’re my new invention, of which there were 9000 previous failures. I have no hopes for you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official "Draw Shy Guy" Competition Thread!

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by Fronebular:

I knew it, you clearly rigged the competition so that I would lose by default.

I mean, that thing was a damn Picasso. There is no other logical way that I could have lost.

Your drawing DID follow the rules, but TFO’s drawing was better.

No way Jose, I’m not letting you get away with an excuse like that. You mean to tell me that even though I used all of that color it was still somehow inferior to TFO’s?

Nonsense!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My fucking neighbor and his newest task as ruler of the Dark World:

Actually, I’ve done even worse to my neighbors who really didn’t like me. I took one of those ugly tree face things, painted it bright red, and then placed it on the side facing their gardening area.

Now every time they tend to their garden, they have to stare at that hideous thing.

I was the nicest kid I knew…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official "Draw Shy Guy" Competition Thread!

I knew it, you clearly rigged the competition so that I would lose by default.

I mean, that thing was a damn Picasso. There is no other logical way that I could have lost.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My fucking neighbor and his newest task as ruler of the Dark World:

I personally prefer starting the lawnmower multiple times and then only using it for about ten minutes, only to turn on the mower in another thirty minutes or so.

At least you don’t appear to have a truly evil neighbor, just an oblivious one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official "Draw Shy Guy" Competition Thread!

http://sketchtoy.com/60123420

If that ain’t a winner, then I don’t know what is.

Remember, use of color equates quality