Recent posts by Fronebular on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / If your life were a movie what would critics say?

“You goddamn otaku, turn that shit down!!!”- Helpless NEET.

The music needed to make my movie would corrupt saints.

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Topic: Off-topic / Me, Zamin, and Gabidou just wrekt people in a FB chat

Wow! That’s so cool! Next thing ya know you may even be ready to troll YouTube!

Originally posted by superfastjelly:
Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

3 literal autists harassing people on facebook lol

Please don’t insult the autistic community by including the 3 of them in it.

Do you think the emo group would take them, or would that make them too sad?

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Topic: Off-topic / Finish a story by using this phrase: "The water tasted of root beer and then.."

The water tasted of root beer and then the foolish Fronebular decided to do a Google search to see what the hell was going on in that picture.

His life remained forever changed, as he never knew water births could get that disgusting until this moment in time.

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Topic: Off-topic / Join Amane's Anarchy Army!

An army is something that require structure, and anarchy is something that despises structure.

Make up your mind man! You can’t go around having cakes and eating them too!

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Topic: Off-topic / Its the SNIPER RIFLE the best weapon for a one-man-army?

The best one man army is the jackass behind a thick wall on a tall hill with a huge crate of grenades and a throwing arm.

Sniper rifles are far too slow and inconsistent for one sniper to hold back a line, but grenades might work. Then again, there is no such thing as a one man army.

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Topic: Off-topic / Choose your super power!

I’ll have the username Death Note. That way I’ll never get cyber bullied ever again!

That’ll teach em not to forget trigger warnings ever again.

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Topic: Off-topic / Authority, Anarchy, Iniquity

I’m just glad that you’re being completely reasonable here. I mean, you should definitely have the right to blow their brains out over a few hours of missed sleep.

Because, ya know, calling the cops on a disturbance of peace totally won’t work. Especially when the cops’ phone get spammed with the same complaint, they’ll never do anything.

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Topic: Off-topic / Authority, Anarchy, Iniquity

Originally posted by DennisKainz:

I was just trying to explain that iniquity is among us, and that iniquity is like anti-authority, anti-law, laws meant to make things even worse.

But yes, you’re totally right. Anarchy is total freedom, including its harmful outcomes.

Hate to tell ya, but killing people over loud music ain’t much of a better law system than the one you’re condemning.

Just sayin, your sales pitch might be off by a little bit.

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Topic: Off-topic / I have a devilish plan.

That just gave me a great idea!

In order to take down large sites, you get a large group of people together and each take turns dealing $4999.99 worth of damage to the site. To make it an individual effort on everyone’s part, each participant will cause the damage on a different day.

I’m sure jacking up the monthly fee of website by 150k ish a month will put most out of business.

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been cut by kinfe?

No, I’ve never met a man named Kinfe, so getting cut by one would be near impossible.

It’s sad to hear that other people in this thread have had a run in with a guy named Kinfe. Maybe all Kinfes are just bad people with a blade obsession.

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Topic: Off-topic / If the entire OT forum was a person, how would it be?

If it takes anything after the culture here; it’ll be in jail singing to crows and enjoying the free sex.

It would be a sad life, but it would be his life. And it would be a life he would come to love and blog about endlessly as each of his steamy nights conclude.

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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the nicest OTer? (POSITIVE THREAD)

I still believe Gabidou/Fronebularare still on first place for nice users.

Y-you’ve gotta be kidding me. Don’t get me wrong as I appreciate the vote of confidence, but there has to be nicer people here than a mellow-dramatic sarcastic asshole and a sexually confused edgy boy who vents his frustrations on OT regularly.

Someone here has a clean slate, right? Give the title to whomever that is.

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Topic: Off-topic / Someone close to you sees you in public, crying, what is your excuse?

“You grabbed my attention, and your face is enough to bring anyone to tears.”

That should teach him/her to stop prying into my business…

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Topic: Off-topic / Elder scrolls 6 discussion topic

They’ll probably add a command that immediately allows you to skip the fights and see the gory cut-scene.

There will also be only one skill tree, with one branch, which will be praised by the media as a super sleek leveling design.

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Topic: Off-topic / If i become a feminist, will i get more V-cards ?

I say stick to the chloroform rag. It’s cheap, easy, dependable, and you won’t have to chat with a bunch of insufferable women.

To be safe though, you should kidnap a few since asking about V-cards during your first conversation is probably going to be a red flag for them.

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Topic: Off-topic / Name something OVERRATED

Gold is highly overrated.

Ever notice how people blow thousands on a shiny metal that does almost nothing? I’ll never understand precious gems and metals…

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Topic: Off-topic / There seems to be a lot of Volcano eruptions these days...

It’s about damn time! I’ve thrown so many children into volcanoes that I was wondering when Pele would hear my wish to smite humanity.

I guess the sacrifices and huge candy bill payed off!

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Topic: Off-topic / Your personal most liked shout?

I didn’t know anyone on kong payed attention to the like button.

Guess no one can escape the addiction of the “like” system, anywhere.

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Topic: Off-topic / Dull long life, or short exiting life?

May as well go for short and sweet. Sixty years is almost nothing in the grand scheme of time, so making the fewer you have worth something seems to be the way to go.

Besides, I’m sure something important could get done by age 35.

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Topic: Off-topic / Is mathematics invented or discovered?

If math was invented, then why haven’t we made better numbers after all these centuries?

Oh, wait…

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No one could really argue that stance, regardless of professional/fan made content.

She’s been with so many men, and has countless songs about sex. Saying she’s a whore is probably an understatement.

Then again, she’s also schizophrenic with a side of DID and the product of a horrible childhood…

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Topic: Off-topic / I am a fucking target.

Originally posted by SpitefulIguana:

i’d really appreciate it if you’d leave mr. battleship here alone
he’s just a wee lad and doesn’t need you id’yits pickin’ on him all willy nilly

Hate to tell ya, but trying to defend someone while calling them a wee lad probably isn’t going to work in their favor all too well.

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Topic: Off-topic / So, a dude on Youtube attempted to troll me.

Originally posted by TheCasualRacist:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by TheCasualRacist:

If this is what constitutes as “failing” and “getting trolled” these days I might as well play Russian Roulette before things get any worse.

Why take a chance?

Oh honeybunch, it’s not a chance.
I play until I win.

Well that’s a relief.

Be sure to gamble a lot beforehand so that way you can get a snazzy coffin.

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Topic: Off-topic / Is Battleship203 a furry? (OFFICIAL THREAD)

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

I think what he’s trying to say is that we’ve driven him to fondling the genitals of one of his poor little animals i.e. driven him to nuts.
Tsk tsk tsk.

Oof, that’s rough.

I guess there’s just no protecting innocent woodland animals from the wicked these days.

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Topic: Off-topic / Is Battleship203 a furry? (OFFICIAL THREAD)

You guys are driving me nuts like this isn’t one of my better days.

Would that be nuts as in fox nuts, and fox nuts as in fox genitals? :P

You’re not helping yourself at all…