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Topic: Off-topic / What's up with all these girl avatars?

It’s simply evil people doing evil things to make you feel like a pariah.

Begone! You are cast out of random girl avatar society!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / are americans really that stupid?

Are you sure the comment wasn’t made in jest?

Radio stations have a way of combining the worst of dry and blunt comedy to churn out rubbish that is indistinguishable from a genuinely stupid remark.

It’s doesn’t take talent to be aired on a dead medium I suppose.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate eating healthy

Just do what I do! Make a huge cup of coffee with tons of cream and sugar in the morning; thereby tricking your body into forgetting to eat anything until supper. Hell, keep up the coffee and you can go an entire day without noticing that you missed all your regular meals.

Nothing says healthy like 500-800 calories a day and almost no nutrition. The pounds will shed!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you kill a human for 1,000,000 dollars?

Do you realize how annoying that would be? Having some stranger say “congratulations” every five seconds would grind on my sanity. I’d never go out in public again!

I’d do it for free to avoid such a fate, but I’ll take the money since it’s being rewarded anyway.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You got the wrong guy!!

If it’s any sentiment I’ve never mistaken you for anyone else or vice versa. I’ve only imagined that you were a different person entirely.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post your real names here!!

Originally posted by Meistheman:

No.

What an odd name! Is that French?

I once knew a man named Isset Okey and another named Yessir. Needless to say it was a parasitic relationship at best.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Guide for the New Posters Here on OT (To Save OT)

Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by Fronebular:

Do you realize how hypocritical this is? No, probably not as I assume you’d have the dignity to refrain from posting this if you had a clue.

The fact that you can’t wrap your mind around Mao’s satire is proof enough that you’re being a dolt. In the future I recommend not talk out of your ass.

wat r u talkin bout satire i am deeply 100% srs bout this kid

oh my, the devil worshipprr put me on a cross like jesus, that’s so blasphemic. Gonna flag this now 4 flame

You’re right! How I failed to see your genuine attempt to crush this lass’s soul is beyond me. She’s right, this place is full of nothing but horrible trolls and kids who can’t take jokes; as any other type of person existing is simply impossible.

>implying he can understand your way of typing at the age of 13

I swear my writing style isn’t difficult to understand. People say I have a thesaurus next to me at all times, but I always assure them that it is merely a dictionary.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the biggest attention whore on the forum?

I think it’s the guy asking loaded questions for the sake of a flame-worthy response.

Can’t tell ya who that could be…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Guide for the New Posters Here on OT (To Save OT)

Do you realize how hypocritical this is? No, probably not as I assume you’d have the dignity to refrain from posting this if you had a clue.

The fact that you can’t wrap your mind around Mao’s satire is proof enough that you’re being a dolt. In the future I recommend not talk out of your ass.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cool girls like me like guys who smoke a lotta weed ;)

Originally posted by Battleship203:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by Battleship203:

Lolno you are actually pretty lame.

Wonder why a girl would want to date a guy that is not even alive since there is a cloud of fucking smoke.

Wait, so smoking pot makes someone cease to exist as they become a cloud of smoke momentarily?! This is fantastic!

I know what I’m doing next time I’m on the run.

Sure you can die.

Goodluck!

I could, you’re right! The death will likely be unrelated to pot however. Unless someone ties me down and chokes me with a few plants; or if I’m crush by a heavy crate that just so happened to be full of pot.

I will need that good luck! At this rate those circumstances will never occur goddammit!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cool girls like me like guys who smoke a lotta weed ;)

Originally posted by Battleship203:

Lolno you are actually pretty lame.

Wonder why a girl would want to date a guy that is not even alive since there is a cloud of fucking smoke.

Wait, so smoking pot makes someone cease to exist as they become a cloud of smoke momentarily?! This is fantastic!

I know what I’m doing next time I’m on the run.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Well, Newfag season shot down OT.

Oh yes, because you discourse with others has never led derailing anything ever. Especially your own threads.

It’s almost as if you’re projecting.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Well, Newfag season shot down OT.

I wanted it to be better. A place for everyone to enjoy. These newfags are making it worse, but the realization that they will be better is worth it.
you make OT look like childs play…you take it too seriously… fight against the newfags
I’ve always been an unorganized person

Have you ever thought that you may just be a little too unorganized; almost to the point of contradiction?

You fit complaints A,B, and C quite well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Well, Newfag season shot down OT.

Have you considered getting your schemes in order?

This whole “I’ll spam OT to death” one day and “Let’s make OT great” the next day attitude can’t be healthy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is my thread sucking up to my favourite senpaii ~

Originally posted by DarkFungus:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by DarkFungus:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by DarkFungus:
Originally posted by Holy2334:

MaoWEE wat is your steam name so i give u xmas present 4 nxt yr. All steam friends of mine get juan

Whats Juan?

Didn’t you know? All Steam users get a free Latino illegal immigrant slave with their first game purchase or gift.

Sounds legit.

I’m surprised you missed out man. I personally received an Asian sex worker back when they were doing a special deal.

If you write them now you may still be able to work out a deal for a Cambodian sweatshop worker.

Im good on slaves bro, ye know, because I like to keep it all legal and what not.

No one said slaves were legal. You’re “paying” them for their time.

They’re “workers” not “slaves”. ;)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is my thread sucking up to my favourite senpaii ~

Originally posted by DarkFungus:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by DarkFungus:
Originally posted by Holy2334:

MaoWEE wat is your steam name so i give u xmas present 4 nxt yr. All steam friends of mine get juan

Whats Juan?

Didn’t you know? All Steam users get a free Latino illegal immigrant slave with their first game purchase or gift.

Sounds legit.

I’m surprised you missed out man. I personally received an Asian sex worker back when they were doing a special deal.

If you write them now you may still be able to work out a deal for a Cambodian sweatshop worker.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Brocolli?

I’m surprised no has mentioned eating it with melted cheese.

That is by far the best way to eat it. Next to having it raw with decent dip, that’s also surprisingly delicious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What 3DS game should I get?

I’m not sure what the return value of that game is, but you should consider Bravely Default if you like JRPGs at all.

In all the time I’ve owned my 3DS it’s tied for the best game I’ve played on it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is your life super gay? :/ Convert to weaboo today!

C-could we watch anything else? I mean, anything else?

I’d go for English dub hentai before I go for Naruto.

So seriously, anything else at all will do.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shovel Knight or Fire Embleme: Awakening?

You definitely want Fire Emblem Awakening. Then you want to make a male avatar. Then you want to marry Nowi. Then you enjoy the rest of the game as an adorable duo of sheer destruction.

Uh, no. Female avatar marry Chrom. The story is so much more emotionally involved when you do that.

Uh, yes! I did that my fist play through because my unwitting ass was stuck with him because spoiler. The entire time I was like “I don’t a fuck about this spoiler matter; you gave gave less choice than an gal in Iraq.” and that blew.

Besides, Nowi is objectively the cutest character and you can’t argue that because I just read Gabby’s book on how to argue, which is the best book ever made.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shovel Knight or Fire Embleme: Awakening?

You definitely want Fire Emblem Awakening. Then you want to make a male avatar. Then you want to marry Nowi. Then you enjoy the rest of the game as an adorable duo of sheer destruction.

In all serious though it is a fantastic addition to the series and if you’ve enjoyed any of the previous installments then you should go for it.

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

I decided to get Shovel Knight.

I sure hope my vote changes this horrible decision.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >mfw mac users cant have nice things on steam

Wait, so they’re already on your account?

If that’s so then no need to worry. Those digital copies are registered to your account and can be retrieved at any time.

Feel free to make any other purchase as well. They’re not going anywhere.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What did you get for christmas? (Post if you got one.)

I received a lieutenant Worf hoodie That was the most amazing gift hands down. The rest is for illogical peta’Qs as this piece of clothing is nothing short of amazing.

Okay, the Ro kyu bu item and the Sailor Mars Figma figure that haven’t come in yet are cool too I guess…

I was also the one to buy a system (Glacier White PS4) to give this year rather than receive one, so that was a cool twist. The dark twist is that it has no JRPGs, so I’m never touching it. Not even a Tales of game, that sucks.

On that note, do you know how awkward it is to have your gift inoperable on Christmas day because the lousy PS4 servers were flooded? It’s awful dammit!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey, autists can make art too! Just look at this autistic boy from Dashnet create some marvelous masterpieces!

I’ve heard of beating a dead horse, but I’ve never heard of killing it, mutilating it, cultivating DNA from the remains, cloning it, and then repeating the cycle for the umpteenth time.

That’s a damn sad horse.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post your desktop [HERE]!

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:
Originally posted by GOLDBOT3OOO:

I-its too pink, make it stop!

I feel gay just by looking at it..

That was the plan. All of Off-Topic will be gay by Christmas.

I’m not surprised that some Tohou/Anime thing was his wallpaper

Oh? But ask yourself, was that the true mystery?

The greater marvel is that I am a 33rd degree pinkist, fashionaaabluh rank!