Recent posts by Fronebular on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Failure topic

I wanted to be a kajillionaire when I was young and full of ideals. Then I realized that was too difficult so now I’m a NEET which is way better anyway.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Confessions

“Here’s a secret that probably no one will ever read”

That was a piss poor prophesy if I’ve ever seen one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what do you think the forums would be like

It wouldn’t stop me if I really wanted to post and discuss something, but why would I stay here? I’d much rather post somewhere else where I wouldn’t have to scroll up and down the same page trying to piece together conversations.

So no, I wouldn’t bother posting here anymore unless I saw something really interesting that no other forum had.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Natalee Holloway: A decade of mystery

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by UberTranen:

I posted this topic when no one was online. That was a mistake. Bumping this because of how great the report is.

Nobody responded because nobody cares.

It’s because he didn’t write “Let’s look at the facts” this time.

How can I be bothered to look at a wall of text unless I’m told beforehand to look at it?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dreams and aspirations

Becoming the greatest NEET there ever was!

I accidentally earned money and did something productive a few days ago, but by God I swear I won’t do it again!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Talk about your Funniest Memories.

You honestly need to get out more .

Not even trying to be offensive here. Just open the door and walk outside man.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Possible Kong Mascot

It should totally be a non-copyright infringing tank man.

Because tank men are way cooler than ants.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / a question for men only (NO GIRLS ALLOWED) (HAVE TO HAVE A PENIS)

I’ve heard that a lot of guys do this yet I don’t understand why.

If the sound of you urinating in a toilet is going to scare away company then either they need to toughen up or you need to see a doctor.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / constructive criticism

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
If you want it so much then ur punishment will be no punishment. go die

So if I’m told to go die while also not being punished, does that make death a reward?

Ah well, either way it’s brutal so I’m just gonna roll with it.

Trying to take the easy way out again? That’s so like you.

How short sighted of you! I haven’t even told you how I’m gonna go out yet.

For you see, my plan involves using nothing more than a straw, a rubber band, and paper clip! Not so easy now huh?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / constructive criticism

If you want it so much then ur punishment will be no punishment. go die

So if I’m told to go die while also not being punished, does that make death a reward?

Ah well, either way it’s brutal so I’m just gonna roll with it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / constructive criticism

Fuck off you otaku fag.
0/10
you fucking disgust me
all you do is post this “LOL I’M SO COOL” Posting style when your just fat ass loser who likes amine.
fucking die.
fgt
ur mom should aborteded

More! More!

I want to be in tears and slashing my wrist dammit!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / constructive criticism

Can I have some nonconstructive criticism? I’ve been wanting a good insult for a while now.

OTers just don’t go out of their way to insult me like they used to. QQ

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Best Ever: Round 11

I’ll need a Bloody Mary to listen to Miley with giving myself a concussion, so I’ll have to go for the alcohol over then human in this case.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which of these powers would you choose?

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Option one absolutely. I can prevent my death that way. 2 wouldn’t help me

I think you’d have to come to terms with your mortality to use either power effectively.

All of the bad ways for either power to end basically result because you care about dying. Which leads to a fate worse than death. The powers need to enrich life, not prolong it, to be effective.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which of these powers would you choose?

I see two as having the most profit. I mean, I already know what the coming events are going to be as I simply replay the days I deem necessary to gain profit. Everything from lottery tickets to major accidents, everything would be covered with number 2 that I’d only have a chance of success with in option one.

That, and knowing what it going to happen before it happens, as in option 1, would really take its toll on the psyche. Adding to it that you have to guess as to what may or may not change the future I’d drive anyone bonkers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you believe that the color of blood makes it any more or less violent?

It’s probably more to do with realism than violence. Considering the ESRB puts such an importance on differentiating fictional from realistic violence I can only assume that the color swap was intended to play into that.

Ya also gotta think of how old the game is an how silly the censorship guidelines were since there were still a bunch a grey areas. Which is likely why ya don’t see similar implementations in modern games.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you do..

You had a good grandmother then! Oddly enough mine did the same thing. That and alka-seltzer

I swear half of it is just a test to make sure you weren’t fibbing to stay home from school. :P

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you do..

Seriously man, just take some theraflu. You may hate it, but that stuff will knock it out of your system after three drinks or so.

I take it you’re feverish and achey with flu-like symptoms, right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if everyone in ot disappeared for a week straight

There is a problem with this theory though. You forgot to account for the lapse between real and imaginary time as it pertains to string theory.

So, obviously, when OTers are gone for one week the threads on the front page would be at least two weeks old. It’s all quite simple you primitive simpleton.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you do..

I just double up on coffee and ignore it. If I get really ill then I combine coffee with theraflu and that seems to knock it out.

That accounts for 99.9% of everything since, relatively speaking, I never get that sick.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Newgrounds :(

Congratulations. You have just been banned from one of the few forums with even fewer rules than OT.

You need a trophy or something. A representation of your social blunders.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have the power to make one of the following OTters leave OT forever, but the others become mods

Is indecision an option? Not even one of those people becoming a mod is worth the absence of another person listed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is a USA mainland invasion possible??????

It’s absolutely possible. If the main places that hate the U.S. found some common ground and united a front it’d be a piece of cake for em.

Good thing that’ll never happen since everyone is content hating everyone else.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Avatar Games!

No competition. I just re-size/orient this and win.

As such I’ll be courteous and bow out.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If everyone started typing in OT like they do in Serious Discussion...

I’d write enough to publish a book titled “How to Speak Absolutely Nothing”.

I’d make millions.