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Topic: Off-topic / I am tempted to switch schools just so I can 100% fully ignore this ugly girl.

Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

just show her your lil wiener and she won’t even look you in the eyes again

That won’t work, she asked for a picture of my wiener before. I never responded to that either.

Have you tried faking a really bad habit to her? I’d say next time you approach her tell her you’re a lolicon and present relevant art. No, that wouldn’t do.

Hell, just watching anime near her should be enough! Create a fake MAL account with a few hundred titles; that’d scare off anyone.

Just make yourself as unappealing as possible. She’ll have nothing to stalk after a bit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a scale of 1-10, how bad do YOU think you are as an OTer?

11

What? It should come at no surprise to anyone that I am this egotistical.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Every thread that can

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by radar816:

The fuck is that and why has it been stabbed right between the tittays?

How should we know? All I know is that you’re emitting a lot of autistic teen angst because you’d prefer something else between em.

Damn you, read my other post.

Nope, any and all correlation is solely to blame on the fact that you’re getting bothered over a pokemon.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Every thread that can

Originally posted by radar816:

The fuck is that and why has it been stabbed right between the tittays?

How should we know? All I know is that you’re emitting a lot of autistic teen angst because you’d prefer something else between em.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Every thread that can

Originally posted by radar816:

I just had to check on a firetruck going down my street. Nothing to worry about.

Stop kidding us, we all know you’re only worried about one thing…

gardevoir photo: gardevoir gijinka 9987150.jpg

Don’t go crazy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Every thread that can

Nonsense, the only thing that interests you is your intense love for gardevoir.

No need to keep up the act. :P

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Every thread that can

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by uzzbuzz:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

Christ, am I drunk?

No, but I am, among other things.

Edit: still on top.

So, you’re obligating yourself to reply to the latest post in a thread to maintain this dominance?

That’s a shame, because as I see it one more post in this thread from you will validate that you are gabidou’s alt. Can you truly accept such a false claim?

It’s a trap! But he’ll fall for it anyways ;-;

I know! That’s the fun of it though.

He has no way to continue this trend without admitting that he is gabidou. It’s Catch 22 at its prime.

Gotdamn you half-Japanese girls.

But no, I am not an alt. I don’t need an alt. My friend Martin taught me how to type really fast. He also helped me get a passing grade in Bio H. (This was in high school).

Confirmed for gabidou. Welcome to the spectrum.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Every thread that can

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by uzzbuzz:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

Christ, am I drunk?

No, but I am, among other things.

Edit: still on top.

So, you’re obligating yourself to reply to the latest post in a thread to maintain this dominance?

That’s a shame, because as I see it one more post in this thread from you will validate that you are gabidou’s alt. Can you truly accept such a false claim?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A word of warning to true idiots....

Nowhere, I completely made it up!

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/382490-quality-threads-dos-and-donts?page=1#posts-7782806-row

Don’t you fucking dare click that link though, or look at the very top five threads!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A word of warning to true idiots....

Alright, but I have a few questions here being new and all. How many posts do I need to become popular around here? Also, I know I’ve been bad in the past, but i there any attention whoring way I can shallowly ask for redemption? Also, while not a question, you’re a jerk and I enjoy being a jerk because you suck lolol.

Mme and others pretty much put everything relevant in one stickied thread. Redoing that list with a haphazard patchwork would be silly.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

None are more erotic than thee! Thine gaze bursting hymens, every step you take delivers crippling orgasms. And when you flex the world drowns in semen.

You’re also a snappy dresser.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So today, I kissed a real girl for the first time in my life...

Speaking from experience?

Indeed. You couldn’t imagine the difficulty of learning math when the only number she keeps on mentioning is “sucky sucky five dolla”. It’s hardly even math I tell ya.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So today, I kissed a real girl for the first time in my life...

Originally posted by melbourneboy:

No one mentioned prostitutes. Only poor college girls. It´s more about philanthropy really.

Why would anyone want a prostitute?

I would assume to have sex, as hiring them for tutoring just doesn’t work out well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So today, I kissed a real girl for the first time in my life...

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by Fronebular:

Bah! Kissing is in the little leagues!

Just wait until you bound, gag, and whip your first gal. Now THAT is a first experience worth bragging about.

Soon you´ll be paying 300$ to a college student to crap on your face. Be sure to tell us then how life changing it was.

That’s a pretty slippery slope from sadism to masochism there buddy. Also, prostitutes are a no no.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What religion are you?

I’m just going to wave around my atheist privilege and brag about my Sundays being free.

Except they’re not.

Because I still go.

What the fuck am I doing?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So today, I kissed a real girl for the first time in my life...

Bah! Kissing is in the little leagues!

Just wait until you bound, gag, and whip your first gal. Now THAT is a first experience worth bragging about.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cellphones? NOPE it has to be a furry thread now thanks alot ._.

Originally posted by Battleship203:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by Battleship203:
Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

your momma’s pix get leaked

Exactly isn’t she hot?

Umm, most children don’t exactly refer to their mother as “hot” in the metaphorical sense.


Look up Oedipus complex and see how it may be present in your day to day life.

No thats what you were thinking.

I didn’t imagine anything. You wrote down “Exactly isn’t she hot?” in response to your mother’s pictures being leaked. That’s odd by most people’s standards man…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cellphones? NOPE it has to be a furry thread now thanks alot ._.

Originally posted by Battleship203:
Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

your momma’s pix get leaked

Exactly isn’t she hot?

Umm, most children don’t exactly refer to their mother as “hot” in the metaphorical sense.

Look up Oedipus complex and see how it may be present in your day to day life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe OTers in one word

Battleship203: needy

No way man. I could never bring myself to grace your terrible thread with glorious anime boobs. Perhaps another time good and desperate sir.

Lol wtf?

I’ve been called both whimsical and disturbed. Take your pick man.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how many of your posts have been removed by mods

Ya know, I’m shocked that half of my posts never get removed. Truth be told my posts are just as derogatory and inappropriate as anyone else’s, yet I’d wager my stayed to removed ratio is 400/1. It almost never happens to me.

Maybe I smell good or something…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am tempted to switch schools just so I can 100% fully ignore this ugly girl.

Originally posted by Darkscanner:

You may have said you hate everything about her, yet the only features you mention are ones of her distasteful appearance, you even emphasize it by including that detail in the title. Seems to me as though it’s at the top of your list.

I think that some of the message was lost in translation with the anger, but I’m pretty sure the main thing pissing him off is the stalking part.

No one likes stalkers of any aesthetic or walk of life. It’s only natural the we highlight what we find important as distasteful in those that annoy us. Ergo, he’s naturally going to find her ugly and make that a key point along with the fact the she is an awful stalker.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am tempted to switch schools just so I can 100% fully ignore this ugly girl.

If her fronts are truly that sexually aggressive in nature, you can threaten to accuse her of sexual harassment.

Otherwise, if she is just being clingy just tell her that you’re not interested in her presence. Let her down easily and clearly, as to not cause confusion.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your most embarrassing moment

Probably would have only occurred due to my infectious personality.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your most embarrassing moment

Oh far too many to even consider which would be my greatest blunder.

My most recent was a few months ago when falling flat on my ass during college micro lab. Here is my stupid self leaning in a chair while playing with harmful bacteria when next thing I know I barely slip it back in the holder while I’m falling to my demise.

And there they all swiveled around, staring and snickering. Worst yet I had all 20 of 20 points deducted for poor conduct, because apparently falling out of your chair while holding dangerous objects is in of itself dangerous. It was the first C I ever made. QQ On top of the I had my sadistic professor lecture me for 30 minutes on lab safety and what a moron I was, just to rub it in.

Moral of the story is never ever lean in your fucking chair ever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Good movies?

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:
Originally posted by VforVendetta:

Labyrinth if you can find it. V for Vendetta, Dumb and Dumber, Eurotrip, uhhhh, what else hmm.

Is V for Vendetta any good?

It’s one of my favorites. Most people give the consensus that it’s at least decent, so I’m not sure where you were that the majority said it was a bad movie.