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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / Eh... what is happening here?

Originally posted by Provokes:
Originally posted by MrSecretAsianMan:

A combination of problems:
-It seems that the F2P portion of the community have finally reached that breaking point about the Power Creep.
-In response, Devs released an incredibly underpowered vindicator reward for the next raid.
-In response to That, the Whales are complaining their preparation has gone to waste because none of them want the new card, and that it sims negatively.
-This led to the suggestion of the Coalition by me, and the Manifesto by WinniethePunk.

basically the same things that happened to WMT a few months after the game’s heyday

you can change the game, but you can’t change the devs

Devs did it on record time though. How long will it take Global Assault to undergo the same process?

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / An Open Letter to Fix TU Before it's Too Late

Originally posted by aquollie:

You know Santa isn’t real Devs don’t care, right?

FTFY

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / We all agree apoc killed Tyrant right?

Originally posted by WRAIT94:

It definitely did, in an indirect way. Why would anyone pay WB anymore when Apoc (easily the best set in the game) is free? I mean, every card in this set eclipses the best cards that existed previously, with the exception of maybe Necro Nest, which probably would have been more at home in this set anyways. Nothing to spend WB on besides tournies. There isn’t really any competition anymore besides tournies anyways, and they’re practically dead. Arena and factions are mostly just spams of whatever OPocalypse decks you feel like using. No point in doing raids, the rewards couldn’t possibly be better than what we have, and if they are they’ll just replace whatever was in Arena before as the new OP spam. So that’s just a waste of time. Quests are actually still really fun, they’re just not challenging or long enough. 5 minutes a day of fun unless a good sealed tournament shows up.

Apocalypse didn’t kill this game like AIDS didn’t kill Freddie Mercury, but it sure as fuck made it too weak to fight off all the other bullshit that it’s been dealing with throughout its life.

<3

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [To Devs] Rage Quit Imminent

Originally posted by 0infinityfail:
Originally posted by StoicCrane:

Necro:PowerCreep will kill TU if it isn’t regulated. This thread was made about a year ago and creep still proves to be an underlying issue!

Why necro a thread to point out something almost all of us already know? Where is the part suggesting plans to fix the problem(s)?

Right between dev’s ass-cheeks.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [To Devs] Please Remove "Attacked/Shield" notifications

Originally posted by Heinz0900:

When they removed the artefacts they announced the removal of the shoeld with next client update this month…

They did it to bait noobs into buying shields.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [Dev] Server maintenance

It’s because they are shifting T:U servers to GA. Just putting it out there if people haven’t realised yet.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Orange Ranger

10/10

Would read again

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / The card that killed Tyrant Unleashed.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / Tone down the power creep

T:U got power creeped by Global Assault.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / When should I optimize my gilds more?

Originally posted by Sankok:

http://theriebel.de/gilding/

Put your save data in the text box, press the “Import” button, and the screen will change. After that, press the play button under the chart. When it’s finished making the changes, click on “Export Savegame,” and paste the text it gives you into the “Import” section of your Clicker Heroes game.

If you look closely, I ninja’d your comment 21 hours ago :P

As for when, I’d say when you can get some of your heroes to 4100 without much problems at all.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Sixth Faction - Progenitors

Pick a random post of your liking and necro it. I just wanted to relieve this pain ;n;

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / (To Devs) Giving back to the community

Go play Global Assault.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Dev] WMT Update [Tyrant ending on August 15th 2015]

Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by vverewolf:
Originally posted by WRAIT94:
Originally posted by synapticon:

“After three and a half years, the time has finally come for us to stop maintaining War Metal: Tyrant.”

It’s getting too hard to hide how little we give a shit about this game, so we’re starting fresh with a new one.


“That may come as little surprise given our poor communication and slow update cycle over the past several months. I apologize for the long “limbo” period we’ve been in this year.”

We’ve just been too busy assfucking the wallets off of our new userbase to give a shit about you.


“At this point, however, we simply don’t have the resources to continue support.”

You guys just don’t pay for nothing like you used to. Didn’t you like our “Best Cards of WMT III” set? Nothing like buying a rehashed version of the very first set over and over again, huh.


“We’re aware that a small contingent of players is still actively and regularly playing, which is largely a testament to how awesome this community has been for fostering a fun environment and keeping people engaged even when the content updates became so infrequent.”

Why the fuck are you here still? We made a new game, and it’s cooler, and all the cards are stronger, and only slightly more expensive! Sure we just shuffled up the art and names and abilities, but it’s new and exciting!


“Because of this, we will keep our servers up for another year to allow players to continue enjoying”

Fuck it, you got enough in you for one last milking.


“We want to do one final update. Currently, we’re planning on:
-A player-made set of cards, using community-designed stats and art from Tyrant Unleashed.”

You’ll buy it still, and we won’t even have to make it.

“-A new tournament featuring the Community Pack.”

See above.

“-Two new Epic raids, one of which we’ll aim to make EXTREMELY difficult.”

You’ll definitely need some stronger cards, and some energy refills.

“-A handful of bug fixes.”

Maybe we’ll change the font, I don’t know. Who cares, you’re still playing aren’t you?


“It really has been a lot of fun developing Tyrant with you guys.”

I really appreciate that you’ve been a source of income for me for 3 years, even in this last trying year where I gave up completely on creating new content or innovating anything at all.


“You are an awesome community.”

You figured out my shit though, so I’m moving on to a new game. It’s mobile too, so we’ll get all the kids whose parents could afford the iPhone 6.


“Feel free to ask any questions or make any requests for the upcoming update.”

I’ll respond to easy ones and then ignore the rest. Just like old times <3


Hats off for the translation.


Nice.

Love you wrait c;

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / When should I optimize my gilds more?

This might help

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [Open Letter] Would you recommend this game to a friend?

No. There’s many other ways to have fun with friends.

(;D)

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Sixth Faction - Progenitors

SO MUCH LORE AND EXPECTATIVES GONE TO WASTE :C WE’LL NEVER HAVE A LORD KARTHO, DAMMIT

SYN YOU RUINED A GAME THAT HAD LOTS OF ROOM TO GROW

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / Epic Replays

Trolling farm maps with teleport
Maximum hue

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / Suggestions megathread

Originally posted by TrueLunar:

So how about a hide custom missions or campaign only cause in brows all i see are farm maps and not campaigns

This

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / How does one get to 35 clicks/s

My laptop’s trackpad is very sensitive, so I did energize + click storm then tapped the trackpad very fast with both hand’s index fingers and got to 56~ clicks per second.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / To the Developers and the TU Community

Ban ECB.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Let's play a game!

Heimdall OP.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / New numbering system pls

Scientific notation ftw.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Breaking News! Devs forgot Gnorlock's name!

He doesn’t look like Malort.

Unless Malort survived some face explosion. Or, if Gnorlock puts on Malort’s headgear thing to look more attractive for the girls.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Which one skill wrecked the game the most(Poll)

Refresh did have a big impact on the game, sundering ogre spams and beacons + eqg were awfully hard to beat, but in my opinion, the one skill that literally broke the game was summon. It could have been a good addition if done right, but well. It wasn’t done right.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Bug] Kleave mimics itself?

I found a sillier bug. I killed a shockwave hammer with ulf, ulf’s supply proc’d and hammer emulated it, getting 4 health and I had to hit it again. The card dissapeared like when cards are killed, so I basically hit a blank space for 5 damage.