Recent posts by Knoob85687 on Kongregate

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[for reference, i don’t sit around after finishing an exam because it’s generally a challenge just for me to finish the paper, and not always one i succeed at]

 
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Originally posted by Jamuak:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by TheWildJamie:

Exams went well, except for the long period of boredom after the exams, I which I literally did not move for an hour and a half.

You’ll get used to that when you get into University or College.



Wait, is that seriously a thing in some places? All of my professors let me leave when I’m done. Only APs and SATs were the only tests I ever took where I had to sit around.

[university policy here is for exams two hours or longer you can’t leave during the first hour or last half-hour of the exam time]

[but apart from that, once your paper is collected by an invigilator you are basically free to leave]

[obviously this includes when all the papers are collected in after the exam is over]

[sitting around after an exam]

[not even once]

 
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Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Guys.. no. :(

[you know what you did]

Yeah, slept on it.

[then woke up the next day and decided to do it after all]

 
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Originally posted by adv0catus:

Guys.. no. :(

[you know what you did]

 
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[relearned entire course overnight]

[slept for two and a half hours]

[sat exam]

[finished exam]

[get the airhorns out i am 3mlg for exams]

 
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Originally posted by Kuzco12:

My exams are like, 13 days away
Crippling anxiety kicks in, send help please
My future is on their results
(not really, I can give next year too if I fail)

[hi i have one in about ten hours and i have forgotten everything also i need to sleep]

Originally posted by mendelde:

futilely trying to read letters into 85687 – BSGBT?

If I sent PMs to the players of the last two CYOAs about my own CYOA starting, that would be spamming, right?

[ok look here is my advice]

[if you are on friendly terms with people they probably don’t mind you communicating with them]

[otherwise think about whether they would appreciate it; are they likely to want to join? are they likely to see it anyway? if you do decide to message people, be brief and polite]

[i don’t think most people will mind anyway, but no need to go crazy bothering people]

 
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Originally posted by Bluji:
Originally posted by racefan12:

still, it might sound backhanded, but next time maybe don’t take it to heart? i’d like to believe it’s possible for this community to poke a bit of fun at each other with some relatively neutral words on the internet without it being considered a world war three level conflict

This. Please.

I would like to give this same advice to another person who has been PMing me yesterday. You know who you are, and for everyone’s best, you should either leave the forum or grow a bit thicker skin. You haven’t been called the crossbreed of Hitler and Trump, and no one has insulted your mother. I’ve been the target of both insults in the chat. So that’s what you could face but don’t.

[to be honest being called the crossbreed of hitler and trump is entirely too hilarious to be offended by it]

[in other news, there seems to be an outbreak of people quoting me; i must be a great speech-giver-talky-man]

[kind of like the crossbreed of hitler and trump]

[WE GONNA BUILD A WALL AROUND THE ISRAEL AND STOP THE JEWISH IMMIGRANTS]

[funny how the ultimate insult is being called a politician who doesn’t like foreigners]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

[that was just me swearing never to trust women again because crystals will never betray me]

You seem to have a strong relationship with crystals. Is it the meth kind?

[the yolo part is the area code]

Now I’m picturing your crib to look like the Field of Swords from Fate/Zero or something.

[i have a strong relationship with memes]

[it’s totally pimped out]

Originally posted by adv0catus:

BREAKING NEWS: Knoob is Sonic the Hedgehog. He confirmed in chat then got mad at me and threw some gold rings at me.

[confirmed meme truth]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

[get gud skrub watch anime erryday #animelyfe #wyfus4lyfus]

No. ʕ;ᴥ;ʔ

[knoob will never betray you]

But I heard noises in other room you were in last night.

YOLO66642069

That’s too long.

[i could study for my exam in about twenty-nine hours or i could make internet meme jokes here]

[that was just me swearing never to trust women again because crystals will never betray me]

[the yolo part is the area code]

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

someone someday will love me

i do bby

[pls no]

 
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It wasn’t so much directed at you as much as it was a general statement. I actually thought that you dealt with the situation well, but racefan’s comment made me feel inclined to give my two cents on the general topic.

And for the record, I thought the boob/bird joke was funny. I lol’d.

[gotta avoid quote pyramid]

[well ok cool soz m9 i assumed you meant me my mistake]

[also thanks i do try so maybe someone someday will love me cri despite not being a comedian]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

1. Or I can just purposely turn a blind eye to them. I can try to do that. Try.

2. I used to watch anime, but not as much now that I’m busy with work and other personal business. So yes, I may have some traces of Weeaboo left in me. I heard One Punch man was a good anime.

3. It was you who told BLOODY who told me about that anime about people with crystals.

4. Yes we are mutual. But we could be more.

[1. well i mean, yeah, i’m not sure responding to them is what i’d call ‘turning a blind eye’, but that’s basically what i meant when i said give people space to make their jokes, since i can’t expect everyone to be a good sport and be funny in return to my excellent terrible jokes]

[2. no it was terrible and anyone who liked it is lying to themselves]

[get gud skrub watch anime erryday #animelyfe #wyfus4lyfus]

[3. sure, but it being related to you was all his doing, i just showed him a funny anime i watched at my anime society]

[knoob will never betray you]

[4. i just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number call me maybe YOLO66642069]

Originally posted by Ganthro:

A good comedian changes the subject when his crowd ain’t laughing.

[i’m sorry, but i never hear laughter, only the digital screams]

[EDIT: maybe it’s a bit late for this edit, but i assume this is directed at me, and i’d like you to note that i DID plan on ending the joke when it got stale (and was interrupted at that byway), not that i am by any means a comedian]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

I’m not personally offended when there is a joke about me. Just read what FlyingCat had called me in the RPs we’ve been in, and her shout on my profile wall.

I do find it annoying to read the same old joke that is consecutively repeated. It’s overused. That can really kill the fun in humour.

[if you’re not personally upset, can i ask you to give other people some space to have their own senses of humour or try and play along? make your own jokes, maybe]

[it’s even worse that a mod had to get involved if you’re not even upset by the joke and in fact just don’t find it funny]

[certainly, i tried to keep the joke fresh by editing the exact terms each time (reference to the same idea in a different context is what a lot of humour is built on) so i’m not really sure i can accept your claim that it is the ‘same old joke’]

[since i have a vague feeling you are the type of person to like anime, and you will surely heard of the second coming of anime christ ‘one punch man’ if that is the case, i’m going to indulge myself with an example truly befitting of me because i am humour jesus]

[in one punch man, the running gag is that saitama, the hero, defeats all enemies with one punch]

[despite the same joke being used repeatedly, the circumstances surrounding the joke are changed each time, and this not only retains the humour value, but adds to the impact]

[while i don’t consider every sentence from my keyboard to be comedic genius at least, for the purposes of this conversation, i don’t and equal to the script of a well-written and popularly acclaimed anime, this is just illustrative]

[i understand if you don’t find it funny, but i think it’s a bit of a stretch to call it the ‘same old joke’ because it uses a common element as the focus]

[if you are wondering why i am arguing this at length, personally i hope we can reach a mutual understanding rather than having one party sent to the naughty step by a moderator, so ‘conflicts’ like this don’t occur in future]

 
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Originally posted by FelineForumer:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[stop, drop and artifically edit your post count to still read ‘8008’.]

Can we stop that, please? He asked you to stop.

[absolutely!]

[that was the last one anyway, and maybe it’s a bit optimistic of me, but if he got any more upset by it i was going to stop and ask him to, well, not ‘calm down’ but to maybe put my silly jokes out of his head]

[i do enjoy my fun, but i don’t want anyone to come away from it with hurt feelings]

[since i didn’t get the chance proper due to your intervention, well, crystal, i’m asking you to laugh with me on this one, or, well, at least appreciate that no malicious intent was present if you don’t personally find it amusing]

[still, it might sound backhanded, but next time maybe don’t take it to heart? i’d like to believe it’s possible for this community to poke a bit of fun at each other with some relatively neutral words on the internet without it being considered a world war three level conflict, though maybe i underestimate how wide your personal boundaries are]

[tl;dr: because i can’t utter a given phrase in this scenario given that it will inherently have the opposite effect to what it means: friendship… it’s really great, right? let’s not start fighting and be friends]

[oh, and turns out it’s already a meme, according to predictive google search, at least]

Originally posted by Ganthro:
Originally posted by FelineForumer:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[stop, drop and artifically edit your post count to still read ‘8008’.]

Can we stop that, please? He asked you to stop.

Oh, darn it. I was just about to make a “Bluji is going to smite you” joke.

[honestly, this is a new experience]

[back in ye olden days, mods didn’t pull out ye-ol’-mjolnir over a few sarcastic comments]

[then again, mods didn’t really do much at all since they were in a state between not existing and gevock showing up once in a while]

[but someone said it was a ‘meme’ and i knew repeating it was my calling ;~;]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

That someone who recently hit a 25k post milestone.


Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[woah buddy no need for profanity, just **** ****]

I had censored the words that you have been repeatedly using, because it’s aggravating. Stop.

[That twisted moment when it could almost be read as “suck dick”. Wdf have I done.]

[stop, drop and artifically edit your post count to still read ‘8008’.]

[it’s somewhat ironic that this is going in the same direction as the definition posted just a page back even though you have no personal investment in this]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

That someone could return back to the previous page, and that will answer their question.


Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[someone needs to **** ****]

[here is a nice picture of birds to assist you with ****ing ****]

[and another]

Can you please drop this **** **** phrase already? I am calm, or at least I was until you started up this mischief.

[woah buddy no need for profanity, just **** ****]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

It wouldn’t have become a meme if someone hadn’t announced publicly that another user needed to calm down.

@Knoob85687 I know nothing about birds. Do you?

[someone needs to calm down]

[here is a nice picture of birds to assist you with calming down]

[and another]

 
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Originally posted by adv0catus:

Is “Calm down” a meme now?

[calm down before you hurt yourself and make an internet meme]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[calm down cap’n ornithology ]

Where is this coming from? ʕoᴥoʔ

[58008 works]

[IF YOU TURN IT UPSIDE-DOWN]


SBOOB.

[you are a man who likes to study… birds]

[yes]

[birds]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[calm down, cap’n hormones]

Well the joke is on you, since I was referring to the informal word for a foolish person. You boob.

Originally posted by Kuzco12:

What is there to be happy about?
It’s just ONE

It will take a while for me or any of us to reach 80085 posts.

[calm down cap’n ornithology]

[58008 works]

[IF YOU TURN IT UPSIDE-DOWN]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Oh look, my post count spells “BOOB”.

[calm down, cap’n hormones]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Do not add fuel to the fire.

[calm down]

 
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Originally posted by Kuzco12:

Did you ever dream of a Russian?
One that sings something so terrible, you will feel like you’ve never known terrible before?
Well, here it is

I’m not sure if he is Russian

[woah slow down sputnik]

Originally posted by mendelde:
Originally posted by Kuzco12:

Did you ever dream of a Russian?
One that sings something so terrible, you will feel like you’ve never known terrible before?
Well, here it is

That’s an Aussie posing as a Russian.

This is the real thing.

[just sounds like a dedication to someone called ‘vladimir’ to me]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

[Knob, go back in your Pandora’s Chatbox, we can’t have you wandering around here willy nilly.]
[Until you finish doing the thing.]
[Knob, finish doing the thing.]

[bloody i know you want to keep me all to yourself on steam but]

[i’m sorry, apparently hamuka and fgf need me or something]

 
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Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

I feel like I’m missing a joke other than the choice of answer in that question.

[the yes box is white, the no box is black]

[congratulations! your perception of the world is unfettered by trivial notions like race!]

i don’t see colour. i hate everyone equally.

[you appear to be afflicted with A: colour blindness and B: misanthropy]

 
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Originally posted by RaceBandit:

I feel like I’m missing a joke other than the choice of answer in that question.

[the yes box is white, the no box is black]

[congratulations! your perception of the world is unfettered by trivial notions like race!]

 
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Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[HOLY SHIT KNOOB IS BACK]
[Best thing to happen to FGF in quite a damn while]

[Although I’d like to say that]

[i declare today bracket liberation day!]

[You can kindly back off from World Penguin Day]

[Tomorrow is fine though]

[well, i’m not sure if i’d describe it as being back]

[it’s more like]

[i am knoob. ‘knoob’. the demon that comes when people call its name. it doesn’t matter when. it doesn’t matter where. time after time, i will appear. and, with your help. we will eradicate the enemy and become strong.]

[nah really someone just pointed out i was being talked about and i wanted another excuse not to study for exams]

Originally posted by RaceBandit:

[So basically, penguins around the world have no interest in liberating brackets? laaaaaaaaaaame]

[penguins confirmed bracket racists]