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Originally posted by ilovekirby12:
Originally posted by spikeabc:

Is anyone else getting sick and tired of the amount of spam that has been put in the FGF lately?

There should be some kind of requirement to post threads. Like post at least 50 times before being able to post a new thread. That one minute per post thing isn’t doing any good.

[Let’s encourage them to post fifty times instead!]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

They all jumped on top of Holly, and now she’s all slimy. Sex joke?

Sex joke.

As hot as the fire is, it’s not really appropriate in that sense, and Erubetie doesn’t seem to think it’s appropriate either, deciding to extinguish it. Extinguish it with… Acid? Are you really trying to help, Erubetie? Her quarters having not gone too far from her half, attempt to move aside from the lasers and recombine back into her half which remains vigilant towards lasers, preparing to drop her mass floorwards and then move outwards in a single direction if she has to. She otherwise just tries to spray a continuous acid jet over the slimeheap, and also a continuous ice cloud over the other slimes, more or less just for the purpose of stalling them.

Holly, meanwhile, is spewing a string of curses. Oh, and thickening the wood on her skin for additional defence, while doing her best to regenerate the damage they deal; in addition to that, she begins dealing contact damage with dark magic and energy drain, attempting to grow thick roots throughout the slimes to increase the surface area making contact with them; these roots also attempt to pierce and crush the slimes’ mini-cores wherever they touch them.

Well, better them than me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

ARE YOU ASSHOLES DEAF?” Very possibly, Holly, they don’t seem to have any observable ears or other hearing organs. Then again, maybe they can hear (being MAGIC blobs) and just don’t like the shouting?

Apart from the angry shouting, Holly tries to react in three ways; by throwing herself to the ground so she has less upward surface to be hit by blobs, selfmagicing herself and pushing both her feet and ribbons off the ground to give her more horizontal distance away from her current position; by surrounding herself with a horrible sphere of horrible dissolvy dark magic and generating a bubble of… Something like darkness around her. It being darkness coming into question by the fact that it’s apparently not vision-impairing to me, Holly or Erubetie?

Erubetie herself splits into three – two quarterbeties go for trying to launch several water-propelled icicles into the smaller organs of the slimes before trying to project freezing cloud over them again. The halfbetie does its best to stick a pressurised jet of liquid acidchemical in the paths of the flying flameslimes.

… Although I can’t help but feel I should be rooting for team me, seeing Holly attempt to faceplant herself into the ground to avoid flaming blobs of snot IS amusing… I’m certainly more impressed with the other team’s efforts over my own, even if Erubetie did avoid turning the slimes into deathspiderslimes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

Oh. We’re in this place again.

It’s not like it wasn’t expected; I’d say it’d be too much to hope for that Telerius wouldn’t stick to his schedule, but then I wasn’t doing anything anyway. And at least here, the food is good.

Except maybe sleeping. Damnit, I’m tired. Couldn’t Telerius do this less early in the morning? Or afternoon? Or whenever I was sleeping at?

Well, I guess I’m only assuming it’s this place again. I could’ve been kidnapped and taken to… Gigantic-mushroom weird plant land by someone else, and just on schedule too. Not likely, though. And it’s unlikely we’d have Telerius speaking to us as well, in that case.

… Hope we had a pleasant stay, my arse. I wouldn’t be surrounded by glow-in-the-dark blobs if you were so concerned with making me comfortable, would I?

“Well, I suppose that’s it.” That’s Erubetie, isn’t it? Both of my Entities are out. Were they like that when I was back home? I haven’t seen Erubetie since she lost her temper at me, nearly a week ago, even in my visits to the bathroom. Her composure seems completely unaffected. Lucky her.

“Aaah? You really think so, snooty bitch?” Holly, though, has been forever in the ‘living room’, playing games, and even popped into me a few times. Something about free tenancy and her own room, instead of sleeping on the couch. I didn’t even know plants slept, honestly. Maybe I should visit it sometime.

“Either way we’re going to have to fight these, aren’t we?”

“Ah? You really okay with killing your cousins?”

“I’m sure we’ll come across a nice fern or shrub at some point, and we can quite happily set it on fire if that’ll make you feel better.” What a team.

“Well, you guys get it, right? Two each?” Oh, Holly, it’s so nice of you to share. And our other teammates are… The people from earlier. What was it, Egiool and… I forget. He has a second Entity now, too, it seems.

“Oh, hello again.” I really hope someone says his name before I have to use it myself. I KNOW it was something weird… “I take it you’re fine with their plans?” Doesn’t seem like he has any choice; Erubetie seems to project a cloud of cold, freezing energystuff over two blobs, while preparing to avoid retaliation if necessary. Holly seems to go with hardening a layer of wood over her skin (while again preparing to dodge if necessary and possible) and launching corrosive draining energy-y beams at the slime cores over her two.

Really, I don’t think these two will ever forget how to fight.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by Bluji:

If you mean the greg month avi, greg month ended.

I think he means the elephant you used to have as your avatar. Before Greg Month? As for his avatar now, Sup, there’s a lot of people participating in Spinal Injury Awareness month, which involves setting their ribbon, and variations on it, as your avatar.

[Since everyone is changing their avatar for Spinal Injury Awareness Month, I decided to change mine too, to fit in.]

[It’s Kano now!]

[no but really guys spinal injury is bad stuff you should support the anti-spinal injury movement]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Sup homie. I vaguely remember your name from the FGF of old.

[I less vaguely remember it.]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by kingzak13:

I am thinking about making a mafia soon. Just want to get a quick head count on how many people I can expect to join.

Count me, even though homework and Steam addiction is currently fucking me up the ass.

[Are they running a rotation with adv0?]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Originally posted by gammaflux:

@Knoob85687: I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while, who is the character you use as your avatar?

I was riffing off of this.

[I’ve got to say, this is probably the least funny and obvious joke I’ve ever seen.]

 
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Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[I just thought knoob or someone would make an asinine comment and the thing would go away]

[Hooray, I have a reputation!]

And of course you do. A sexi reputation.

[o bby yeh]

 
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[I just thought knoob or someone would make an asinine comment and the thing would go away]

[Hooray, I have a reputation!]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by thedude0:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by thedude0:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

BloodS.

<two hours.

Ask not for whom the Bone Bones Bell Tolls. It tolls for thee.

And I thought I was going to be to one making puns about Metallica =).

Blood_Shadow, why is my group in Purgatory and if the bosses are defeatable, will they be giving an emblem?

[RNG’d.]

[Most likely not. It’s a mini-dungeon, last I checked.]

I’m allowed to hope aren’t I

[Nope.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by thedude0:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

BloodS.

<two hours.

Ask not for whom the Bone Bones Bell Tolls. It tolls for thee.

And I thought I was going to be to one making puns about Metallica =).

Blood_Shadow, why is my group in Purgatory and if the bosses are defeatable, will they be giving an emblem?

[RNG’d.]

[Most likely not. It’s a mini-dungeon, last I checked.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by FelineForumer:

If you are meaning the lack of context: I am assuming the ribbon to ‘fit in’ with the people’s whose avatars are changed.

If you are meaning the similar avatars: I am with you. That’s why I atleast added some text to differentiate mine from the others.

[EVERYONE LOOKS THE SAME AAAAAAAA]

 
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Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Hey guys!
I’m trying to fit in!
Does that mean I’m cool now?

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Hey guys!
I’m trying to fit in!
Does that mean I’m cool now?

No Tails. It doesn’t. Now sit in the corner.

[This is confusing.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by FireDragon7:

You know what grinds my gears? When people post NINE times on a spamthread. In cases like this, people, FLAG AND CARRY ON

Well this is a spam thread and we’ve posted over 24000 times on it, I think our method is working fine.

[That is basically the joke I decided I was too classy for earlier.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by Blood_Shadow:

I have to get up early tomorrow for a trip with my relatives, so I still probably won’t be able to do much until Sunday. Before that, can I have a list of who is still going to participate in this game? If you want to remain in the game, please post a short reply in this thread.

[Oh, you probably know already, but I might as well post this for the benefit of everyone else.]

 
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Originally posted by adv0catus:

Looking for one more player for Dethy.

[such shameless wow]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by ilovekirby12:

Why is fgf degrading with so many random people posting random shit:

“Play my shitty game here (shameless advertising)”
“How do I beat that level in that game?”
“Who here plays war of whatever? Add me to your clan!”
“How can I lose my virginity?”
“Lolz halp meh rid off glietches on my gaem

[You put the fourth one in to draw suspicion away from yourself, I see.]

 
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Originally posted by spikeabc:

I don’t see a problem with the fooderia badges or games. I like the games, even if they are time consuming and practically idle. Besides, the pizzeria ones (which definitely take the longest) are 3/4 hackable by typing 1 word.

I think it’s pointless to continue this argument since neither of you can take the badges away or make them. I agree with ham, and that BC should go complain to greg.

[Well this IS probably the most pointless argument I’ve ever seen…]

 
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Originally posted by Minnakht:
Originally posted by Bluji:

Why don’t you go bitch at greg? He’s the one making the badges, not me or this majority you’re yapping about.

I remember when he was playing Cupcakeria. I sent him a whisper that said roughly “oh no you’re playing this game” and he was like “:(”.

show me ur faic

Maybe later. I tried taking a selfie just now and it didn’t turn out to be too good.

[I’ll totally upload a super-awesome picture of your face I have if you’ll let me.]

 
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Originally posted by Bluji:

>cant even spell mom correctly

[If you’re going to correct him, you should at least spell ‘mum’ right.]

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by Bluji:

>cant even spell mom correctly

>doesn’t even into multiple types of British English

[u wanna fyte ill rek u scrub]

 
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Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by Bluji:

do u rly want me to repeat miself

show me ur faic, ur real faic, not faik faic

u frst skrub ill rek ur mam

[Were we supposed to wait with rekking the mams?]

 
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Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Besides, fagging rights.

[yolo]

[got mah swaggin rites]

Originally posted by Bluji:

Why don’t you go bitch at greg? He’s the one making the badges, not me or this majority you’re yapping about.

[bheer sum moar bsee]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by gammaflux:

Alright, more questions: Can we kill someone during the freedom phase with no repercussions (other than possibly losing our own lives) I’m not talking about emblem holders, but rather the meteorite characters. (Yes I know they don’t gain the power from a meteor anymore.)

I was hoping to create an evil character :P

[Don’t think Telephone micromanages the non-PC characters, but I could be wrong on that.]

 
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[Here’s a better question. Why would you care about badges at all? They suck.]