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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Otherwise, we’ll have you banned for fraud. That simple.

[preferably also arrested by the internet police]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

Rule suggestion:
You cannot create threads unless you already have at least 100 posts.
I get some people come with experience, but they still should have to investigate a little bit and interact with people a little bit before you try and make a game. A lot of new people join and create a not-very well planned game or just a plain bad one or even one that breaks half the rules (this one won’t help I guess- maybe if the rules were better advertised…?) While this happens with older people too, and newer people create good games every once in a while, I believe this is a fair rule- even a experienced person ought to learn at least how to format things on this site before starting a thread. 100 posts isn’t that hard.
Wasn’t sure what thread to put it in so I leave it here. Mostly because, in the end, my petition will inevitably fail for some reason or other.

[yes, everyone should learn that square brackets are good]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Mhm, mhm, interesting. But what I think is more interesting is page 1035 of the FGF general thread.
PAGE 1035
PAGE 1035
PAGE 1035
PAGE 1035
PAGE 1035
SO MANY WAYS TO POST IT

Reverend Jaws: [Walrus] BLOODYRAIN10001: I in 8 years I doubled my size, got 4 major powers as allies, and vassalized a 2 province
Reverend Jaws: I thought you were playing EUIV, not CKII
[Walrus] BLOODYRAIN10001: I’D SAY DAT’S GEWD
[Walrus] BLOODYRAIN10001: Knob
[Walrus] BLOODYRAIN10001: you should
[Walrus] BLOODYRAIN10001: get gud
Reverend Jaws: doubled your size
Reverend Jaws: riiiiiight
[Walrus] BLOODYRAIN10001: *git gewd
[Walrus] BLOODYRAIN10001: wat, you want a screen m8
Reverend Jaws: Well, adv0 will be pleased

[I literally had to make this post. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

 
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[bloody made me delete my post again, but adv0 must live ooooon]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

What terrible power… I can feel Holly’s essence return to me, but she remains silent. Weakened or otherwise, the angry electricity man defeated her more or less effortlessly when she provoked him. If he’s that easily pissed-off, there’s no guarantee he’ll leave us alone, now. Although everything else has left me alone up until now, I assume escorts aren’t meant to kill the party escorting them; there probably isn’t any guarantee of my safety.

I start rubbing my hands on my trousers; due partly to nervous fidgeting, partly to clean off the thin sheen of sweat on my hands. Is it uncomfortably warm or is it just me?

Erubetie shakes her head. “No, I have no quarrel with you. She brought that upon herself.” Although there hasn’t even been a slight drop in her composure, Erubetie seems less mirthful than before; even she is making an effort not to piss this thing off. That’s good. “We have no reason to fight each other, I think? If you have no objections, I think I shall just leave and take my human with me. It would likely be unwise for me to attempt this dungeon myself, since I assume it’s designed for two people.” I get the feeling that Erubetie was planning on leaving all along if anything happened to Holly. Hopefully, this thing will just let us leave.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

And still, none of you realized I’m not dev. (Okay, maybe kad did.) Guys, I am disappoint.

[Congratulations on actually reading fake Devposts, Kad! You’re like the only one who cared to read them! And before they were removed, too!]

I read them…

[Congratulations on not having a life!]

Originally posted by RaceBandit:

How about of impersonating someone who’s universally hated we do something that’s actually helpful to the community?

Let’s vomit crazy Mafia ability/role ideas into either an appropriate thread or a comment on my profile. I might steal and rename some for a bastard game, and depending on how well that game goes, I might re-attempt Journals soon with a streamlined setup.

[the man actually speaks sense]

[though ‘universally hated’ is a bit of 1/x]

 
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And still, none of you realized I’m not dev. (Okay, maybe kad did.) Guys, I am disappoint.

[Congratulations on actually reading fake Devposts, Kad! You’re like the only one who cared to read them! And before they were removed, too!]

 
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Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Whatcha gonna do about it?

I… I could…
Sic Knoob on you.
Yah. That’ll work.

[I’m a threat now! Hooray!]

Originally posted by FelineForumer:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Sic Knoob on you.
Yah. That’ll work.

Chance of backfire: [undefined]%.

[I’m a double-edged sword now! Hooray!]

Originally posted by djrockstar:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Random, you may want to give that up before someone tries to get the Youkai Duplication Glitch running again.

You bastard, why would you ever link to TVTropes. Don’t you know the consequences? People click it! Then they click another one, and another, and another and another, and before you know it 90 minutes have passed and they completely forgot about the paper they were about to write, so they go and complain to the person who linked to TVTropes in the first place!

(Srsly though TVTropes too addicting.)

[Only ninety? Pffft, WEAKLING.]

 
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Originally posted by RandomTurtle:

Hello everyone, I’m not very sober right now so I thought that now would be a good time to say I love you all. I know this sounds like something someone would say after doing omitted things but I honestly don’t believe it, as I always say when you’re under the influence you unleash your honest thoughts and feelings. I’m saying that we are great as a community, I like how we talk to each other human to human, that’s what I made this thread for. I love you all as a community even Dev as I am sure you are all good human beings and I’m am trying my hardest to communicate that to you, it took me ten minutes to get to the part of the paragraph I am in now.

As to say to Dev, human to human, that yes he irritates us a lot but; we all like the system we have and we’re all happy with the system that we have in place so why should we change out system just to support your system and your own happiness at the cost of our happiness? I understand that your Nexus idea suits you and make you happy but is it really worth sacrificing the happiness of other members? Your Nexus ideas are a system but here is not the place for it, we all like the system and it makes us happy. After all isn’t happiness what we all seek at the end of the day? Honestly, think of the bigger picture.

I know a lot of you read the first bit and decided to NOT take me seriously, deep down it’s how I feel about FGF. I know I was inactive for ages but after all, am I a bad person? No, or at least I don’t think so. Does the fact that I’m not the most level headed human right now matter, not at all. I guess the point I’m trying to get across is that whether we like it or not we are all a community and I’m willing to say that as long as everyone can respect the rules we have set then there is no reason not to welcome everyone into this community, with love.

[so where do i apply to make a sex joke]

Originally posted by Ganthro:

Dev/CyberDenthis/Vaulden/Avadon/1 other that I can’t remember right now doesn’t really bother me, personally. As a matter of fact, he’s really grown on me. Every town needs a resident lunatic eccentric person, right? …No? Ok, nevermind, then.

[we already have plenty of applicants for that position; really more the problem is the lack of slots]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

The angry lightning man attacks Holly; not being particularly ready for that, she gets whacked by a whole bunch of projectiles. The projectiles ignite on her, before promptly being dispersed in some amount of flaming shards from her, when the top layer of her skin is transumuted to bark and blown off.

But… Something is off. After getting hit, she staggers slightly as if about to fall over, supporting herself with a ribbon. Was that attack that powerful? Or… Is it the damage from before? She seemed fine when we came out, but she probably suffered a lot of damage-although the lost arm seemed bad, that might not be an issue for her given her unique constitution. On the other hand, that doesn’t mean she wasn’t hurt… She didn’t act any different and didn’t mention it, so I thought it was fine, but…

Oh, right. I have this healingmabob thing on the bracelet. Should I use it? It’s not like I’m particularly fond of Holly, but I am supposed to help her get through this (I think?).

“Fuck off. I don’t need your pity.” She caught my thoughts again? I really should try and keep those to myself.

… Well, not like I should force her, even with the condition she’s in.

“Fine, you want a fight, asshole? This is nothing!” You can say that all you like, but when you even struggle that much to say the words, it certainly doesn’t sound like it… She fires a single dark beam at Fury, and although it’s larger than normal, she’s practically shaking with the exertion.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

“A-S-S-H-O-L-E. Asshole, I said. Where am I fucking taking you to?” My hand connects with my face. Holly, are you just completely oblivious to the fact that it’s mad, or do you just not care? He’ll slaughter you, especially with your condition.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

The surroundings seem sort of familiar… Although at on first glance it might be more similar to that swamp I went to with Bob and Alice, being a swamp, it… Feels more similar to the dungeon we were just in, somehow. The colour scheme is different too, and the air is dry and not very humid… I don’t know any of these places so well but it’s probably the same one as before, if the weird plants and this odd feeling are anything to go by. Some of the plants are on fire, but if monsters so far are anything to go by, the scenery shouldn’t harm me either.

And up there, that’s… One of the boss-man’s Entities, isn’t it? Are we escorting him? I guess so, but does that mean he won’t do anything while we’re escorting? Or will he hold back.

“Oi, are you the asshole we’re escorting?” … Good way to make a positive first impression, Holly. I probably shouldn’t say anything to the scary glaring lightning-man, and Erubetie is just standing there, smiling, so she probably doesn’t feel the need to say anything either.

Apparently we’ve come to a consensus that Holly should handle diplomacy in this situation. God help us.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK” She’s not even being creative with her-wait, shit, that took off her arm? Shit.

Wait. It’ll just grow back, won’t it? I forgot because she looks almost entirely human (ignoring her ashen skin and those creepy eyes) if humans went about decorating themselves as presents. Mostly naked presents.

True to being a plant, Holly’s-not-an-arm-anymore-really soon covers its stump in resin. Come to think of it, even if she’s a human-looking entity (as it stands right now anyway), she’s still a plant. Those grow back pretty well. She doesn’t seem very strained, but I should probably just ask if she’s alright anyway.

“Are you okay, Holly?” We stop not even a few meters from leaving the booth. She glares at me. Right. Forgot she hates me with all the excitement of her losing an arm. I’m certainly glad it wasn’t me in her place, though.

“Yes, are you okay?” Somehow it seems odd for Erubetie to show any concern towards Holly. That smirk plastered across her face certainly doesn’t look sympathetic.

“Shut it, jello. It’s just an arm. This is nothing, you stupid bitch.” It’s just a flesh wound, as they say… Holly’s ribbons flex around menacingly as if to demonstrate that she’s still got more limbs than would be standard for a human being.

“Really? You look pretty beaten, Holly. Are you sure you’re okay?” To be fair, I’m not sure she’s okay, but I don’t think asking her that will make anything better.

“Shut the fuck up! Was that fight too much strain on you, huh? Jiggle about uselessly in the corner too much? I can go for another one of those fucking things!” … I don’t like how your grin widened in response to this, Erubetie.

“Oh, really? Well, I suppose it wouldn’t hurt me to go into another one… Though which mission type will it be this time?”

“Defeat! I’ll fucking beat up those bastards this time!”

“Oh, good choice. You’re not much good for anything else, I suppose.”

“What was that you blob-bitch?”

“Well, it’s not like you could do an escort mission… That would require cooperation with other people.” Apparently not taking the effort to respond, Holly just sort of storms straight back into the booth, Erubetie following smugly behind. Holly missing an arm and everything, this doesn’t seem like a good idea, though…

“What are you fucking waiting for, Luke? It’s fucking escort mission time!” … Could you maybe tone down the fucking, Holly? It’s not punctuation. I get the feeling people might overhear you constantly screaming it. Heh, screaming it. I kill myself.

“Are you sure we should do this? I mean, you seem pretty bea-Oh no.” Apparently not willing to talk about it, Holly just instead decides to grab me with her extendable ribbons (probably making a point again) and drag me inside the booth. And off we go, leaving as unceremoniously as I was dragged into this again.

… We’re back to the place from before. Farwoods, was it?

[notw2, pls, fuck your fucking record i can fucking swear too you fucki-okay this isn’t funny i’ll stop :(]

 
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Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Dev.. Come on, buddy
we were fixing you up. Helping you back on your feet. Hell, people were playing your game. That’s great!
Stick with it.
You should find a single idea. A nexus game, right? Find a Nexus game idea, and then just spend a week on it.
Make it the most beautiful thought you ever had. Make it so that you don’t want to share it with anyone, but you have to, because art is just random bits of light refracting off of your eyes without there being another person.
And when you feel so happy and good about this game, and you think that writing it here would make anyone looking at a monitor nearly weep with the images that they are seeing off the screen, the assorted pixels making thoughts and dreams, and they say to you how much they love it and that playing this game was the closest they came to the ultimate bliss that awaits after we leave..
Than you’ll feel a little annoyed when someone who has produced nothing but hate filled garbage filled with empty rhetoric buries your game, as everyone is so busy dealing with them to actually pay attention to you and your art.

[this is where i put a joke about drugs]

Originally posted by Bluji:
Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:
Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:

Oi y’all should sign up for my mafia-based game Escape, I’ve had it open for over a week and only have half the amount of signs required. I promise it’ll be cool. ;)


I’m sorry but I feel you have one player in your game who would limit my enjoyment so not signing. Neat idea though :D

[initially i thought this was a response to dev before i actually read who you were quoting]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Hey
whats up with this whole sky thing? I just don’t get it!

[try going outside and looking up]

 
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… another freaking attempt – curse me.

[’hokay]

[insert harry potter joke here]

 
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bq How the fuck did I get to the top of a subreddit.

[look at the other entries and tell me which is the least boring]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Blodds: I’m so proud of you.
Also:
Your taskbar at the bottom of the screen cracks me up. You don’t have word installed, but you got the X-Com. That right there is a wonderful display of priority’s set straight.

[pffft, you think I have word?]

 
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Originally posted by jerenator:

Oh man. Brave New World is the shit.

Too bad I get bored of AI opponents really fast and playing in pubs isn’t fun with everyone having a full rush-warlike mentality. I want my cultural victory, damnit!

[fite me]

[My skills have rusted a good deal, but I’ll still try.]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by Avadon42:

Disclaimer: You can officially blame my inactivity due to just purchasing civilization: beyond earth.

Do you have Civ V: Brave New World?

[bloody, are you asking me to play dev at Civ V]

[because i think you’re asking me to play dev at Civ V]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

im a hooge fagbotlordington

[i almost managed to live the rest of my life without more of those gifs]

 
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Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Oh for fuck’s sake guys, come on. Are we seriously enticing dev to spam our forums?


Just a tip: you can’t fight with trolls by “not feeding them”. Most, if not all, of them have a problem in their lives, and if that remains, they will continue spamming.

And finally, the troll who trolls for fun is socially unsuccessful.


Just throwing in my 2 cents.


[/heartfeltspeech]


I am socially successful

[hamham, on the other hand, is trolling you for fun]

 
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Originally posted by spikeabc:
Originally posted by abraaz:

Did you change your avatar Spike? Yay for Master Hand

Originally posted by BillisK1:

hello im new here :D

Welcome

Well if it used to be a trollface, and then a green ribbon, we can infer that i did indeed change it to master hand.

[mastur hand]

[k bro i c y ur werin wite gluvs]

 
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Originally posted by spikeabc:
Originally posted by AvidChristian:
Originally posted by Avadon42:
Originally posted by BillisK1:

hello im new here :D

Hi. Now please don’t let the hatred get to you.

The connexion sees no hatred, it only sees perspective. Those that oppose it will burn.

Dev alert.

[so do i have to tell you how silly this post is or can you work it out for yourself]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A proposal involving dev....

[Aw, honey, you and Dev are getting married? I’m so happy for you!]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

The balloons keep getting shot down by gunfire. <_<

[#shotsfired]

Tch.

Easy, let’s just bring in nuclear bomb balloons. Try blowing them up now, AHAHAHAHAHAHA (shit yeasy’s inhumane laugh is rubbing off on me).

[his laugh is cruel to other peeps]

Oh.

Not sure if it’s the nuclear bomb balloons or the ‘yeasy laugh’ that saves the party balloons from being shot down.

[Now we know this is the 25000th post and now you guys can all stop achieving nothing significant.]

lol nope, now you’re the 25000th poster.

[That’s what the post says, isn’t it?]

[bwahahahahaha]

[rly tho i already pointed out the delicious irony twice toady]

 
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Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

The balloons keep getting shot down by gunfire. <_<

[#shotsfired]

Tch.

Easy, let’s just bring in nuclear bomb balloons. Try blowing them up now, AHAHAHAHAHAHA (shit yeasy’s inhumane laugh is rubbing off on me).

[his laugh is cruel to other peeps]

Oh.

Not sure if it’s the nuclear bomb balloons or the ‘yeasy laugh’ that saves the party balloons from being shot down.

[Now we know this is the 25000th post and now you guys can all stop achieving nothing significant.]