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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by FelineForumer:

Canada is a foreign land to 99.5% of the world. =P

[vikings consist less than 99.5% of the world apparently :(((]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by ConstantProgress:

Sorry, but I must quit everything I’m in right now. I’m so stressed, and school is tough! Don’t say you haven’t been where I am right now.
Please accept this.

[canada is a foreign land to me]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Master Thread

Originally posted by graveyard890:

Read the users list for 1st time, so I am going to leave some opinions, I know I am not a reg yet but I been active enough lately to know whos on Forums and who is not nowadays

I think guys like 10crystalmask01 and Rychip have been here long enough and posted enough and been here way longer than 3 months, I think they should be considered a Regular now

I think guys like Behemoth, Cyrusmaster, Knoob, overfrost, and SoundFXman need to go on inactive regs, I personally never see them

and guys like eProdigy, LouWeed, and yeasy are active and not inactive anymore and should be back on active list

Anyone else you guys think deserves the regular tag?

[whaaaaaaaaat]

[nah bro i totally use this forum every day and i’m actually just lurking and no-one told me about you posting this]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by Bankzy:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

What about my anus? :o

what about your anus

[lets find out]

gayyy

[for sciiiiiiiiiiiiiiience]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by Bankzy:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

What about my anus? :o

what about your anus

[lets find out]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Anyone up for a game of Cards Against Humanity? Password is Walrus.

[don’t ever take bloody up on an offer like this]

[all the people who attend suck and are gay and talk about adv0 sucking them off]

[okay well i at least didn’t talk about adv0 sucking me off because that would be weird]

You were the only one who mentioned that Knob, stop blaming us for ur shit m8.

[i used my blank cards for stuff like ‘ur laif’, ‘virginity’ and ‘Homosexuality’ thnx]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Anyone up for a game of Cards Against Humanity? Password is Walrus.

[don’t ever take bloody up on an offer like this]

[all the people who attend suck and are gay and talk about adv0 sucking them off]

[okay well i at least didn’t talk about adv0 sucking me off because that would be weird]

He didn’t write in brackets in CAH.
The truth has been revealed.

[what truth]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Anyone up for a game of Cards Against Humanity? Password is Walrus.

[don’t ever take bloody up on an offer like this]

[all the people who attend suck and are gay and talk about adv0 sucking them off]

[okay well i at least didn’t talk about adv0 sucking me off because that would be weird]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by Helltank:

[something something knob sucks dick lel]

[just gimme one to do that to and i’ll be right on that brah]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Anyone that knows me will get it. ;)

something something anal

[something something i’ll get the camera while you and adv0 get ready]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by coolo2011:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

My grandmother is also 69.
I did not read the post in Morgan Freeman’s voice. What is his voice like?

Imagine taking a warm, luxurious bath whilst eating expensive chocolates and getting a massage from an attractive person of your preferred gender. That’s what his voice is like.

[you are as bad as chuck norris mehmehs]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by hamuka:

Just posing here because I don’t really want to waste my 6000th post in OT arguing with people.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Story of Mechandria - (Sign up and Discussion thread)

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

I have proof that one can take over others’ games without permission. Here, Soommor made a game and GotterakaThing wants to take it over due to Soommor’s inactivity. Here, the actual play thread is started by GotterakaThing.
No protesting was involved, therefore it is a perfectly good way to play a game without worrying about the GM’s inactivity.

To be quite frank, that was a practical one-off case. Most games don’t get transferred to the control of others in that manner.

[if cyrus actually abandons the game, however, it’s perfectly fine]

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

I’m starting to think that the battles of mutants and humans are unbalanced and therefore I declare neutrality to all of the mutant characters ever created in this game.
BLOODY, your character is not accepted by me, as even with us being neutral towards each other, if you manage to somehow adventure in the northern and eastern sectors and have your power toggled on, I might die and since you get power by consuming souls, you might decide to not return my soul to me.

Gonkey, I’m not gonna not return it, I’ll just end up making a rule this this:
‘if someone would lose their soul in this zone, instead, half of their monetary assets go to the ownership of Yu Kaito’ or some other OP bullshit
Since this is an RP, I don’t believe we can kill off other chars. without their approval anyway, or is that not in this ruleset. Either way, it’s bad form unless it’s some final battle or other.

The point we’re making is, your power is bullsh!t even compared to the powers used by other players specifically because it relies on a relatively semantic framework, whereas everyone else’s abilities actually have defined limits to what they can do; you might as well say “nobody other than Yu Kaito can enter this 100-foot area around himself unless he wants them to be in it” and give Yu a permanent 100-foot wide Instant Death Radius that works on every single player to date without question. Also, you’ve introduced the concept of souls into a game that didn’t previously rely on them to function; I think a game based around mutants shouldn’t necessarily have souls as things that can be manipulated, at least not in the manner you suggest.

[he just wants to be the osiris and dio’s minion]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Story of Mechandria - (Sign up and Discussion thread)

Originally posted by Gripi:

You guys realize inevitably, there’ll be fighting right? That’s what my above post for, and I can see you guys fail to answer the question. I did claim this will more than likely fail without a steady system. Can I just use my wind blades to cut off your head extremely fast and because I said my character is fast he wins? Or is there a way to prevent those moves. I have other players coming at me, so it’s kind of helpful to know this stuff. Also, I will just claim I can keep my wind blades up whole time if there is no real system to know what actually does what.
Edit: all knoob knew how to do was call someone a moron, and say it’s not a competitive game, which doesn’t answer any of my questions, that moron

[tl;dr version]

‘im uncooperative and can’t have a reasonable discussion about things so please make a system to decide whether i win my fights or not’

[also this]

Originally posted by Blood_Shadow:
Originally posted by Gripi:

You guys realize inevitably, there’ll be fighting right? That’s what my above post for, and I can see you guys fail to answer the question. I did claim this will more than likely fail without a steady system. Can I just use my wind blades to cut off your head extremely fast and because I said my character is fast he wins? Or is there a way to prevent those moves. I have other players coming at me, so it’s kind of helpful to know this stuff. Also, I will just claim I can keep my wind blades up whole time if there is no real system to know what actually does what.
Edit: all knoob knew how to do was call someone a moron, and say it’s not a competitive game, which doesn’t answer any of my questions, that moron

I answered your question. The GM is supposed to decide how fights play out if you can’t work out a compromise with the player controlling the character whom your character is fighting. Again, don’t claim that the RP will fail until you’ve learned how RPs work in FGF. Most RPs here are freeform storytelling moderated by the GM, and do not have strict stats.

[also need i mention the problems with a stat-based system as well]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Story of Mechandria - (Sign up and Discussion thread)

Originally posted by Gripi:

Okay, when we fight how will damage, countering, distance, armor, and whatnot take place. This will more than likely fail without Statistics. Like, my character has few abilities, which should give him more stats. But Dio can be anything and almost unsolvable, so his damage he can inflict for just starting should be lower. Like, what if he at a screw off and becomes a gun, wouldn’t he need a second person to hold and fire infinite bullets with enough damage to kill 3 shots. Also, what if I literally rip his body into threads with my wind blades. Would his regeneration process be enough to survive even if I took out all vital organs in one second? Or what if we say we stabbed someone but they say nuh uh, I should be strong enough to break that attack. What I’m getting at is without stats, this game is broken on many levels.

[it’s not a competitive game you moron]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by RaceBandit:

When did the third gen start again?

[when nintendo released pokemon ruby and sapphire]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

he was like that newfag like that one time right

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Constant Progress isn’t that much of a minion of Developous.

[He’s only a LITTLE bit a minion of Developous.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by S_98:
Originally posted by Helltank:

I don’t know who you guys are talking about, and I sure don’t care to find out.

:\

I’ll give you a clue. He has no nose.

[how does he smell]

Originally posted by djrockstar:
Originally posted by Helltank:

I don’t know who you guys are talking about, and I sure don’t care to find out.

:\

B_S is suggesting that CP is a minion working under developous.

[DUMBLEDORE? b-but i thought snape killed you!]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by aeviternal:

Came to say that I did not drop out of all the RPs I’ve signed up for. I’m having a lot of unexpected work on myself for the last couple of days, and partner that with a recurring headache and you’ve got inactivity. I’ve sent in The Moles quiz and I am halfway through my rp posts. I’ll try to finish them.

p.s.: Sorry, Blood_Shadow and BCLEGEND for not being able to respond

It’s k. Still waiting on that finishing up of your DDR character, so…

[and he shall be the greatest and campiest dancer ever]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Community-Related] Inclusion & Elitism.

Originally posted by Helltank:
I have had some bad autism

You won’t get any sympathy for me on that count. I know what autism is like and it doesn’t make you a shitposter, or force you to drop inactive after signing up for a lot of games. Don’t use your autism as an excuse.

one last chance

I’m fine with this. If you fuck this up, I’m going to continue advocating for you to get out.

I have had some bad autism

[Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to cure autism!]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Community-Related] Inclusion & Elitism.

Originally posted by Helltank:

It seems that knoblord and occooa actually seem to have some legitimate points(surprising given the provenance, but hey whatever).

After some thought I have changed my system.

Helltank’s Anti-Idiot System
1) Should a particular user prove himself detrimental to the community, the first step is to determine if his actions are illegal. If so, flag him and be done with it. If not, proceed to step 2.
2) If his actions are legal but irritating and pissing everyone off, then an official complaint about the user, preferably with links to shitposts. A request to modify the user’s behavior might be PMed/shouted to the user as well. I suggest complaints be placed in this thread.
3) If, after multiple complaints, the user fails to change his behavior, an official statement will be made in the master thread that a list of (such and such) regulars have decided to place that user on ForumMute due to his toxic behavior. This statement serves the purpose of drawing attention to that user’s behavior. A summarized version of the complaints about his behavior should be posted here and linked to in the Master Thread post. This statement will also, hopefully, encourage others to use ForumMute as well instead of cluttering up the General or Master Threads(apologies for this) with arguments and complaints.

This way, the amount of people who are expressing disapproval of/ForumMuting a certain user is in inverse proportion to the quality of his posts.

Any questions?

[tl;dr]

[>normal kongregate stuff]

[>except with community action and lots of complaining]

[>and public mutelist]

[a public mutelist in general, not just for this, is probably useful in the first place because if there are people who’ve muted each other like that blohd dude muting gonkey it could probably explain some confusion]

[if his actions aren’t actually illegal, then it’s basically a lynch mob; if he/she’s disruptive to games then hosts can ban him/her at their own discretion]

[still doesn’t explain how you come to consensus; if you somehow get this implemented i am literally going to flood the system with complaints about you unless that’s fixed; if you don’t need to have consensus and can literally just post complaints about anyone then i can still do that; even if you can impose a minimum limit on the number of people complaining i’m pretty sure i can convince some people to go along with it (including my friends tellhank and Helltamk) because they think you’re an idiot]

Kongregate’s Anti-Idiot System
1) Should a particular user prove himself detrimental to the community, the first step is to determine if his actions are illegal. If so, flag him and be done with it. If not, proceed to step 2.
2) Cry salty tears.
3) Repeat until you ban them from all your things and learn to ignore them, or they do something illegal.
4) Repeat until everyone does that.

[look, i can write up fancy too]

[sadly this system is predicated on the people using the system not being idiots, and sadly it doesn’t seem they can handle that, but at least it’s not just some dude claiming a plan as his when his plan is basically ‘file official complaint>file unofficial complaints>stick unofficial complaints in a place where people can see them’]

[EDIT: I should also note that the purpose of this system is different from the original, since it basically just makes a lot of complaints that people have and can at best be used as a measuring stick for how untrustworthy someone is, and no mention was made of the removal of complaints too, i guess]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Community-Related] Inclusion & Elitism.

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by occooa:

developous has been here recently, and people’s treatment of him was not justifiable at all. So I have seen it.

And I also would argue that on the internet, seeing something a few months after it occurred is basically the same as at the time (given in both situations you would be an observer). I think so because all details of the event are preserved perfectly, something unobtainable in real life.

I was on FGF when Dev first appeared. I remember what he did. He deserved it. Don’t act stupid and try to defend him, he’s a scourge to FGF, and his treatment was largely justified. How’d you like it if YOU made a forum, and them someone did the shit he did. He was an annoying bugger, good riddance.

[ohmuhgud dev hurted mai feelings cri cri]

[No, he’s a mentally ill dude on the internet. For reference, occooa isn’t defending his actions, just, y’know, his ability to not get treated like shit. Not to mention that people bothering him was just generally unproductive. To be honest I don’t particularly remember any particular things committed against Dev but certainly the situation would’ve been better if people hadn’t all simultaneously lost their heads.]

[also gee bloody i didn’t know you made the forum games forum, no wonder you’re so personally outraged]

I’m pissed at him, because he’s annoying Knob, not because I feel all high and mighty. And lemme see, if Dev is pissing us off, calling us terrorists, etc. we’re not allowed to be mean to him? That doesn’t seem fair at all.

[then call him a faggot when he does things if you MUST but you don’t need to constantly exalt him to the position of ‘scourge’, though you’re as well just ignoring him]

[plus it’s generally in bad taste to pick on the mentally ill]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Community-Related] Inclusion & Elitism.

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by occooa:

developous has been here recently, and people’s treatment of him was not justifiable at all. So I have seen it.

And I also would argue that on the internet, seeing something a few months after it occurred is basically the same as at the time (given in both situations you would be an observer). I think so because all details of the event are preserved perfectly, something unobtainable in real life.

I was on FGF when Dev first appeared. I remember what he did. He deserved it. Don’t act stupid and try to defend him, he’s a scourge to FGF, and his treatment was largely justified. How’d you like it if YOU made a forum, and them someone did the shit he did. He was an annoying bugger, good riddance.

[ohmuhgud dev hurted mai feelings cri cri]

[No, he’s a mentally ill dude on the internet. For reference, occooa isn’t defending his actions, just, y’know, his ability to not get treated like shit. Not to mention that people bothering him was just generally unproductive. To be honest I don’t particularly remember any particular things committed against Dev but certainly the situation would’ve been better if people hadn’t all simultaneously lost their heads.]

[also gee bloody i didn’t know you made the forum games forum, no wonder you’re so personally outraged]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Community-Related] Inclusion & Elitism.

Originally posted by occooa:

developous has been here recently, and people’s treatment of him was not justifiable at all. So I have seen it.

And I also would argue that on the internet, seeing something a few months after it occurred is basically the same as at the time (given in both situations you would be an observer). I think so because all details of the event are preserved perfectly, something unobtainable in real life.

[unfortunately people do that rather than exercising some sense, yes]

[i already considered this but what i said was based on the assumption that the person considered in this didn’t read through the logs of everything he did; ‘meeting the guy’ is basically the same as reading his logs, you wouldn’t need to engage in discourse with him; nonetheless i don’t think everyone reads up on developous when he appears, they just go ‘oh, who’s this person and why does everyone hate him’; there is much information in this forum to sift through]