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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Take trolls, as an example. I would respect the fact that trolls gain their sense of pleasure at expense to others, letting them go wild for such. However… I would use subtlety to try to force those trolls to freak out. Once they freak out, I would first egg it on, then do everything in my power to make that lesson in respect as painful as possible.

Or… on the more disciplined side, if enough people complain, force that troll to do a nexus war, or at the least, punish him in the nexus.

[oh YEAH bby, discipline me, punish me]

[i luv it]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by hamuka:

It has been, as our ancestors used to say, many moons since last I graced you with one of my glorious animadversions about Developous’s scurrilous indiscretions. With this letter I intend to propitiate my regular readers with a look at Developous’s desire to have more impact on Earth’s biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children’s than all preceding human generations had together. Without going into all the gory details, let’s just say that I often see ignominious agitators dragging men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrating them. Should we blame white privilege, hegemonic masculinity, heteronormativity, and internalized oppression? No, we should blame Developous because we must break away from the peloton and uplift individuals and communities on a global scale to disentangle people from the snares set by Developous and his co-conspirators. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to ask Developous to rephrase his criticisms in a more reasoned way.

If you were to unpack and analyze the philosophical assumptions behind Developous’s claim that it’s okay to provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction, you would find that when it comes to his bait-and-switch tactics, I assert that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It’s time to face our problems realistically, get to the root of our problems, and be determined to solve them. The sooner we do that the better because his adages are worse than the Black Death of olden times. And let me tell you, his mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. Finally, in case you missed it, what I’ve really been alluding to in this letter is a queasy combination of revolting incompetence, base insidiousness, neopaganism, and ignorance. All of these characteristics are embodied in Developous, and they all make a strong statement about how I resent being exposed to coprophagous humanity-haters.


In fact, this fits Dev quite well if you ask me.

Yeah, about 90% of it fit, I can see Developus kidnapping people and dragging them out of their beds in the middle of the night to castrate them.

[seems he already got you ;-;]

 
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Originally posted by Bluji:

As far as I know, none of us has acted against anyone’s sovereignty or nation, since all of us are just people, not countries, and the only people we respond to are those actually raised above us, in other words moderators and admins.

Good night, FGF. Sleep tight.

[Really? I thought we were living in one big episode of Hetalia, Finland?]

 
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Originally posted by RaceBandit:
Originally posted by kadleon:

Guys this has happened like 4 times are you just going to argue more every time he returns

Reason number somethingsomething.youknowwhatever on why I’m unlikely to be a mod: I’d have banned/silenced a bunch of the guys arguing with dev by now.
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

So, anyone get the new Super Smash Bros.?

I’m not sure if I want to get it. With sixth-gen Pokemon alienating a bit of me, certain Mons may make me too salty to actually be good at the game. And no, it’s not just Gardevoir this time.

[including yourself]

[pffft gen six fagemons]

 
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Originally posted by Helltank:

I’m going to give a motivational talk on “perseverance” and just link them to dev’s profile

[perseverance]

[makes everyone argue with you while simultaneously saying there’s no point to arguing with you]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by kadleon:

Guys this has happened like 4 times are you just going to argue more every time he returns

[yes]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

In this case, to heed the principle, even the mods/admins should just ignore him.

[i support this principle of ignoring people spouting bullshit]

 
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[you guys are all idiots with too much time on your hands, replying to Dev and making a deal out of him]

[with that said]

Of course you would value justice over pleasure.

[SEX AND CRIMINALITY JOKE]

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

You’d think he’d get the picture after a year or two of us trying to shut him up. It’s like watching a 37-year-old man trying to lure teenagers into his van with sweets, then following them in the van after they punch him in the face and walk off.

[np bc i bro i support your argument]

 
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Originally posted by Helltank:

hey avadon

you remind me of a guy i used 2 know

he was called

developous

[hey helltank]

[you remind me of a guy i used 2 know]

[he was called]

[helltank]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Paper hats are edgy and/or subversive?

[they have edges]

I also have edges.

[wow bloody-senpai so dark and edgy]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
<[why are you asking me]

Because you are the most edgy and subversive among us.

[i don’t even]

 
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Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Paper hats are edgy and/or subversive?

[they have edges]

 
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Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Originally posted by S_98:

Please remove that post. Sry, Sypher, nothing personal.

Woah. I totally forget what the post I made was about, something with Dev?
Oh well.
It’s kinda cool that I’ve had a post removed by and Admin.
Knoob, can I join the cool kids clubhouse now? I made a paper hat and everything. I’m edgy and subversive as well.

[why are you asking me]

[do i seem like the type to wear an edgy and subversive paper hat]

 
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Originally posted by Helltank:

what the fuck did i do wrong

That was legit technique.

[legit scum technique that we established was bad years ago]

 
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Originally posted by Helltank:

http://www.blankmediagames.com/TownOfSalem/

rofl mafia techniques.

Player 1: I’m sheriff(cop) got guilty on P2 last night, hang him.
Player 3: woah woah we dont know if ur mafia trying to hang p2
Me: well we hang p2 if he isn’t maf we hang p3
Player 4: helltank obv maf, hang him.
Player 2: agreed
Player 1: agreed
Me: WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE

gets hanged, revealed doctor
Player 1: what a shitty doctor

PS: I’m the eldest

[yeah you’re a shitty doctor]

[i haven’t played mafia in a billion yonks and even i remember why that’s stupid and wrong]

Knob, I’m going on 1500 years now, stfu, I get to be elder.

[are you sure]

{syper says mean stuff about dev ;-;}

[Actually I think he said he was 37 at some point.]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by melancholE:

So I’ve been stalking this forum for a bit then one day I suddenly got a thought to create an
account and participate. I was like, “hey, why not?” and that lead me to the creation of this account. So this is my “oh hello” post for now.

Hello, I’m taking my place as an official lurking elder of FGF, as my G-Mod addiction along with school is beginning to take its toll.

So….many….tests….save me……OH DEAR LORD THE HOMEWORK…..

[in order to be an elder you must first be older than twelve sry]

 
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Originally posted by RaceBandit:

While scrolling up, I managed to misread Hearthstone as testosterone. Now how does that happen?! o.o

[lack of testosterone]

 
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Cackles magnanimously

[Oh no, he’s cackling benevolently! Whatever shall we do?]

 
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Originally posted by FelineForumer:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

12 oz. Vodka; 5 oz. Ralts blood; 3 oz. secret mixture.

Now I am really curious on what ‘secret mixture’ would be that is combined with Ralts blood…

[sex joke]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

Holly is exhausted. This much is obvious when she doesn’t even resist the pile of junk’s attempts to pick her up (in more ways than one!) other than by swearing loudly at him and making some kind of comment about wanting him to keep his ‘fucking junk away from her’. Apart from that, she’s relatively cooperative, even shooting black darknessbeams back the way she’s being propelled from in the hopes of hitting something.

Erubetie on the other hand tries to shoot out a dense hail of water-propelled ice-shards in the general direction of slimeballs using her charge attack; if any get to an appropriate distance, she also removes her sticky fluids from Holly and tries to catch the slimeballs with them, freezing around them to catch them where possible.

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

HAPPY 11TH BIRTHDAY 4CHAN!

[not sure if serious or snarky comment]

 
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Originally posted by RaceBandit:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Guys, please don’t feed him.

How fucking hard is this, guys?

[I don’t know, you seem to grapple with it a lot.]

 
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Originally posted by adv0catus:

Guys, please don’t feed him.

[But he hungers.]

[He must’ve been right about being Jesus, he’s made us few paltry pieces of bread and fish feed the attention hungers of five-thousand.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Hey!
People in Telerius realm.
Is everyone in favor of a time skip to a later date?
At this time, we’re slipping into what had happened before, this mass of people that are all occasionally posting and just lagging the game to the point of non-playability..

[go write something useful yourself instead of bothering us, geez]

Fite me, (k)noob

[nah sry 2much plot 2write]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Hey!
People in Telerius realm.
Is everyone in favor of a time skip to a later date?
At this time, we’re slipping into what had happened before, this mass of people that are all occasionally posting and just lagging the game to the point of non-playability..

[go write something useful yourself instead of bothering us, geez]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

Holly actually seems like she’s in trouble… It’s not like I can feel the pain through the mental link, but it’s definitely not like I’d want to, from the looks of things.

That said, it’s not like I can do anything to help, even if I wanted to… I’d better just leave it up to her and the others. She herself is just continuing regenerating and dark-magicking… But by this point, it seems she’s trying to pry off the slimes with ribbon limbs.

Erubetie, on the other hand, sensing action, begins charging a more powerful ice attack. While she’s doing that, she tries flinging thick, sticky chemical stuff over Holly and present aggressors; but instead of being acidic, this time it’s filled with… Water… Magic? I think? But it seems it’s only to be used for something later…