Recent posts by Knoob85687 on Kongregate

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nor am I some angel of glorious wrath.

[You’re not the wrath bit, but people probably think the rest is at least debatable.]

[Three cheers for Gevock?]

[So what do you guys think about adv0’s Six Degrees of Separation, anyway? It seems pretty weird to me, at least.]

 
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Originally posted by RaceBandit:
Originally posted by dvp_cursed:

Further, to DESTROY something supernatural, makes you deserve a fate worse than even eternal damnation.

What if that something supernatural is the Big Bad of a story arc, such as Gardenia (Huge Wave of Chaos)?

[Why is it all you post is how much you hate Dev and how people shouldn’t respond to him and yet you jump to contradict him at this opportunity.]

 
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I am trolling you SO HARD.

[The mouseover text for that comic was much more amusing.]

Originally posted by Behemoth542:

Also: Whenever Dev appears, I feel that this is how some people behave:

Originally posted by Behemoth542:

Random person

“Hmm…. let’s see about this…” He sips a bit of coffee from his mug then checks the thread.

“Let’s see… Yada yada yad-” He reads something that catches his attention

He can hear a female voice, in a neutral tone, repeating over and over again “Recalculating…”

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH” He throws the mug away and starts typing something. “ABORT MISSION ABORT

[It’s more like:

AAAAAAAAAAAAA SCREAM FLING MONKEY FAECES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET ISN’T MAKING SENSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIFE IS OVER KONG IS DESTROYED DEV WARS ARE AWFUL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’]

[That said, why does the OP even call it a war? Why does the OP even keep a record of it?]

 
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Originally posted by RaceBandit:
Originally posted by jerenator:

No offense to Gevock, of course. He’s doing a great job; but he’s being spread out too thinly, is bound by too many rules and regulations and is the only mod even semi-actively attending this sub-forum.

I cannot stress the following enough:

Kongregate needs to act against evaders instead of letting them treat us as a doormat. By allowing the banned to make new accounts, they’re sending the message that the most we will do is force you to Restart At Level One, which isn’t even a punishment in the first damned place if you can claim badges left and right easily enough.


Ban the evaders, delete their posts, tell them that when we ban them it means “We don’t want you around, don’t come back on a new account!”


Betcha if evasion was bannable, it would be the one thing that would release a metric fuckton of pressure on each and every mod/admin, including Gevock.


If evasion isn’t the only strain, though, let me know what other changes would need to be made.

[It doesn’t really do any real harm to Dev; but nor does Dev do any real harm to us.]

[Any problems you have with Dev are self-inflicted.]

 
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Originally posted by jerenator:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[Leaving because of Dev?]

[Such disappointment.]

I originally left because I started to notice that the amount of regular FGF members making games is rapidly dwindling and there is too much aggression towards new members. That, along with a low age barrier, decreasing quality content (I mean, everything has been done before already), petty squabbles, and low moderation. (off-forum issues play a factor too, but that is besides the point)

No offense to Gevock, of course. He’s doing a great job; but he’s being spread out too thinly, is bound by too many rules and regulations and is the only mod even semi-actively attending this sub-forum.

Seeing ten pages full of Dev Wars V: The Nexus Strikes Back? Only verifies I made the right decision.

[There’s aggression towards new members?]

 
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Fetishes (the attribution of religious or mystical qualities to inanimate objects)

[Oh, yes! We’re all guilty of some kind of fetish. We’re a very, very kinky lot, us.]

Originally posted by therealsirmark4:

Anybody else think that Dev is a troll? I mean as in the whole, getting reactions out of people troll.

[You and half of FGF, apparently, given the ten-thousand times they’ve said something like that.]

Originally posted by jerenator:

“Boy, let me check up on how FGF is doing these days.”

Eh, I’m disappointed. Welp, see you in another four months.

[Leaving because of Dev?]

[Such disappointment.]

 
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Originally posted by Xandrya:

Right, be the change. PMing people reminding them be more engaged even though I’m not even the GM. One game is successful, great. That makes the 0.01%.

[Not to sound like Dev, but you’d ban that one game for what exactly? Your own personal grudge against RPs?]

[If you don’t want to play RPs here, then you don’t have to, but I’m not sure why you want to get rid of everyone else’s RPs.]

 
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Originally posted by Xandrya:

I suggest RP games are taken off FGF, even though it’s mainly what I play. People on here sign up for a game, then after a day or two, they just don’t seem interested in it anymore. I’m not saying the players should drop everything they’re doing to type up an update, but when you sign up for a game then completely abandon it for no reason, why even bother? It’s just a waste of time and space. Seriously, I’ve seen this in 99.99% of the RPs I’ve played. And guess what, if you’re so busy, then why make a character to begin with? I’m tired of this cycle and would rather end it here and go to a site that has responsible players who put an effort at making the game work.

[I don’t know, Emblems of Fate seems fine, even though you personally might’ve dropped it.]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Dammit people, we’re supposed to pretend he doesn’t exist ._.

[I’d be surprised at the fact that you were talking sense, but then again…]

[Not a few pages ago you were making a big deal of him when he wasn’t even here.]

[In other news, what the hell, why has the General Thread been turned into a continuous game? Well, we’ve had RPing and Mafia in here before…]

[Vote Helltank for starting this mess, anyway. Clearly it’s wild Developous bait.]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by MysteriousPanzer:

Or that guy…
Developo-
He who should not be named.

Glares
Glares
Kicks
Walks Away
Gunshots
Police Sirens Heard
More Gunshots
Screaming
Explosions
Single Gunshot

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Oh boy. I’ve noticed that I’m harsh when it comes to chewing people out for dumb things.

[Please. I leave Bloody to you.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

… Am I being ignored? “Um… Hey?”

Erubetie moves to dodge something; using magic to augment her movement, she attempts to avoid some… Waves of energy? She doesn’t seem committed to keeping her womanly form either; I get the feeling she’ll flexibly shift the shape of her body where necessary to avoid the attack. Dodging it seems to be her first priority. That said, I should probably avoid getting hit myself; I hope the fight doesn’t escalate to the point where I’m caught in the crossfire. I’m certain Erubetie’s attacks could kill me, and I don’t want to risk the attacks of the vine monsters either.

Regardless of her success in dodging, once she has some space, Erubetie begins to try and launch charged ice sheets at the dead-looking vine monster, keeping alert for future attacks and attempting to dodge those as they come.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

BloodS, I’m not sure if you mentioned this earlier or not, but can Entity’s posses skills that the Human’s don’t? Liek: Being able to play musical instruments, or speak another language?

[They derive their skills from their human counterpart. Entities cannot possess skills that their human counterpart does not have (though they can learn them later, most likely).]

 
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Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Oh man…
I just finished my first RP that I ran myself.. I mean, I just finished the ‘chapter’, (Read: It was either that or risk losing the players) but still. Holy dang, I did it!
So, any advice that this green GM could use for his work? Advice, prophetic wisdom that I will only understand in my greatest hour of need? Cruel comments directed at my maternal lineage?

[Psssssh, finishing games. Like anyone apart from Ather City people has actually managed to do that. And FAW people I suppose. And others I probably don’t know of. Not me, though.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Luke Johnson

Erubetie appears to evaluate her situation and the effectiveness of her attacks; noting the lack of success in cutting the vine whip vine monster, she takes a few seconds to… ‘Charge’ a bladed sheet of ice? She focuses more magic into it, anyway, with the intent of making it harder and faster, and attempts to sever the vine whip at its root, propelling it both by her own magic and pressurised water.

Regardless of her success, she then attempts to tear both living vine monsters a new one with more of the regular variety of bladed ice sheets, again propelled with her own magic and pressurised water, attempting to shoot them directly.

… Is this the power that Erubetie wields? In the Pokémon trainer-like role that I am, I can’t do much more than stand back and shout orders. And even then, Erubetie knows what she’s doing better than I do; I’d just make a fool of myself if I tried to tell her what to do. I shouldn’t bother her, but I don’t think I should stand around doing nothing. I don’t think I can do anything useful, but there has to be at least something I can do to occupy myself while the battle goes on…

I inch over to the other summoner. “Um… Hey. This is… Quite something isn’t it?” It feels ridiculous to start up a conversation in these circumstances, but I suppose it’s better than nothing.

 
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Originally posted by TwistedCakez:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

OUTPLAYED MOFOS

[I don’t get it.]

whenever someone trolls him by rick rolling him he doesn’t watch the video, because it’s blocked.

[Yeah apparently I didn’t look at that image very carefully to be able to see what he was on aboot.]

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Being referred to Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ when a link suggests something radically different is referred to as being Rickrolled.

[I don’t get it.]

You deserve this.

[I don’t get it.]

 
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Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Being referred to Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ when a link suggests something radically different is referred to as being Rickrolled.

[I don’t get it.]

 
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OUTPLAYED MOFOS

[I don’t get it.]

 
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Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

The only reason why he hasn’t destroyed more is that people have made sure that there is no way to get off the planet with any ease.

[Stopped by planet-travel? Ha. Weak.]

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by FelineForumer:

I did, but expected it was for a good reason. =P

(Was it?)

I was GROUNNNNDDDEEEEDDD.

[And now you’re high again, it seems. Sigh.]

 
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Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Hey been thinking of this crazy idea for a RP game.

We have a thread for this. Check the second page to pull it up.

[Don’t we have a thread for EoF, too?]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Then I realized that that is the most broken, impossible Boss in the world, and gave up the idea.

BloodS, I totally agree. The Shrike destroyed an entire planet. He is death incarnate. Yah don’t frack with him.

[Pssssh. Small potatoes.]

 
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Originally posted by Xandrya:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

I’M BAACCCK. Notice I was gone?

Yes. The house got fire while you were away. Also, I wrecked your car.

*caught

[It at least wore thick gloves, right?]

 
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Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

I’M BAACCCK. Notice I was gone?

[I wish.]

 
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Originally posted by ilovekirby12:

My reward for escaping artoxica shall be the fire/water emblem. (Wait, when we gain a new emblem, are they assigned to our entitie, or do we get an entire new entity?)

[Forms a new Entity.]

[Also I’m pretty sure you need to take a bonus objective and complete it for an Emblem.]

 
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Luke Johnson

I get the vague impression that Erubetie does not enjoy being told what to do. She complies anyway, apparently intending to deal with these two anyway. Towards the living vine monsters she fires some number what look like bladed ice sheets, backed by pressurised water; I get the vague impression some of them are aimed specifically at the vines trying to grab Alice (though lower down on the vines, not actually at the part trying to grab her for fear of friendly fire), and some of them are aimed directly at the vine monsters.

I also notice she has slimy legs now, instead of a blobby, slimy undercarriage.

 
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Originally posted by Xandrya:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by uzzbuzz:
Originally posted by Xandrya:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Also: fuck me to fucking hell, god fucking damnit. It’s snowing, which means today is going to be a really, really bad day at work. :|

Someone needs their mouth washed with extra-strength soap.

Pass the fucking soap then, pwease~

That’s probably my first time saying that on the forum, so dun hurt me D:

[Careful not to drop it!]

No, please… DO drop it ;)

[Xan’ll bring out the piranha plant.]

 
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Originally posted by uzzbuzz:
Originally posted by Xandrya:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Also: fuck me to fucking hell, god fucking damnit. It’s snowing, which means today is going to be a really, really bad day at work. :|

Someone needs their mouth washed with extra-strength soap.

Pass the fucking soap then, pwease~

That’s probably my first time saying that on the forum, so dun hurt me D:

[Careful not to drop it!]