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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

D’aww :D

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Dear SamuelG2468. The thread is named Bluji’s Christmas Calendar, not Samuel’s. I have flagged your post for spam and if you don’t refrain from participating like you are supposed to (and like everyone else is participating) and continue posting unrelated or unappreciated posts, I will report your account for harassment. Thank you and merry christmas.


THE REAL DECEMBER 21 ACTIVITY

December 21: Solstice Solstice

Today, you’re witnessing a hilarious dialogue… two people meet at a busy mall or other large shopping place — one of them is all excited about doing Christmas shopping and other Christmas stuff, while the other person starts wondering what the other person is so hyped about; the other person doesn’t understand the concept of Christmas (like, he does not understand what Christmas is) but celebrated Winter Solstice instead. One can only guess that hilarity ensues.

Write the hilarious dialogue (since we’re looking at a little longer scene, at least 20 lines of dialogue) and post it.


Weekly Challenge 4: Dangerous Christmas

As we reach the final days of the calendar, the last weekly challenge also comes along. This week, we’re playing Dangerous Christmas and you’re going for the completion of level 3. If you are unable to complete the game, just take a screenie of the fourth or any later level. Below is an example image. Good luck; if you’re not very good at gaming, you should just keep trying because it’s no rocket science really and I believe any one of you can do it!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Ecstatic

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [SIGNUP] Pulsaris's Winter Solstice Celebration Mafia

Ugh. Okay, sign.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Holy crap — if any of you guys have any money in your Steam wallet (we’re talking about like 20 cents max), go pick up Defy Gravity Extended. If you sell the cards you get from it, you’ll probably make more money than the game costs.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

Originally posted by Tukkun:

They can’t expand on or remove this feature, because that would likely destroy every game that has ever implemented Kongpanions. We will just keep getting one Kongpanion a week, new or rereleased, and that’s it. The Kongpanions API is actually widely open for all developers to implement to their games, but clearly nobody is willing to do that. I decided to take the risk and implemented Kongpanions to my game anyway, with expansions to the feature and methods to obtain previous Kongpanions, but it seems pretty clear that it isn’t a success.

The largest things people have (and some that especially I have heavily) suggested include earning old Kongpanions, milestone Kongpanions that give a meaning to hard badges, impossible badges and leveling, and making the tag system make more sense (less unique tags, more coverage). As far as I know, none of these would affect any game that has implemented KPs.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's ITCHY BANDAGE BUTT - Day 3 (Deadline: 12/23, 8 PM MST)

I would recommend against trying to quicklynch. If Helltank is lynched and flips town or third party, we’ve had little discussion.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

I’m starting to lose faith here, FlyingCat. We’re looking at a year’s KPs soon and they have so far done zilch to expand on the feature. They’ve had really long to do so, and they have not.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

December 20: Thank the Candyman

For his massive efforts to moderate this subforum, I felt that IAmTheCandyman deserves a little recognition. Today, your task is to make a poem or a short story featuring a candy-themed world, person or thing. If you’re writing a poem, use a rhyming scheme and do at least four verses of at least four lines. For a short story, write up at least 250 words.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

There’s a party‽‽‽ Am I too late? D:

I have lots of (root) beer and Cream Soda~

I can bring the vanilla Coke.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Finlandd

Pakistan

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Kongregate Game, User, and Forum Trivia Game! [The Weekend! Post your own questions!]

The Fancy Pants Adventures by DrNeroCF, 3 badges?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Originally posted by adv0catus:

Please remove my token for the 16th. :’(

No.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

I was assuming the instructions were clear when I didn’t mention anything about the poster in that bonus token. The poster might minorly affect my decision, but idk yet.


December 19: Remembrance

This Friday, we are calming down a bit before the festivities next week.

With things like how we have “Black Friday”, “Cyber Monday”, and virtually sales all across the stretch of a month after a day of giving ‘thanks’ in many countries around the world now, we tend to forget that hey, not all people are fortunate or lucky to live in a place like that. The fact that we are essentially allowed to have such a joyous day and post in a forum about this daily speaks enough for itself.

Today, write a letter for those less happy children, those in a place that’s not safe or doesn’t support their health and growth enough. Promise to make things better. Tell what you are most grateful of in the whole world and explain how you are going to use your happiness to help them as well. Investigate a little on charities.

Remember, this is not a letter of gloating. Take some point of view into this rather broad topic and keep that angle to produce a good text. Write about 200 words at least, that’ll get your brain thinking a little.

Thanks to MmeBunneh for the original activity, I took a little freedom and edited it a bit.

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / v1665 - Update Highlights

Tukkun, there’s a typo in the new shop. (Required misspelled as Reqired)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Originally posted by S_98:

Potatoe Pie—

Erm, Sweet Potato Pie.

Potatoe Pie Stew, eh?


Mashed potato(es).

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Kongregate Game, User, and Forum Trivia Game! [The Weekend! Post your own questions!]

OT

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Originally posted by LouWeed (undefined):

Why do you want to ruin the quest? It’s looking so good, don’t piss on it with that bloons excrement

Bloons Monkey City is easily one of the best MMOs of the year on Kong.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by Xandrya (undefined):

Sooo, any good RPs around? I took a quick glance at the games and they’re all continuous and stuff. I’m in between semesters at school and I miss playing.

Ohai Xan.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

It’s a wrap, everybody! Christmastime Cinematograph has come to an end, and the credits are already rolling. I’ll ask my mystery judge to check the posters — I hope he can provide his somewhat professional opinion soon so I can reveal the winners :)


EDIT @ 12/18, 9 PM

My mystery judge has chosen his favourite poster, which is… *drumroll* Woon1957’s! Congratulations!

Where as for my cast picking bonus token, it came down to MmeBunneh’s cute bunnehs and Prec’s professionals… I was unable to come to a conclusion (those large images on bunnehs and that misdirecting Bill Murray link [links to Michael Caine] distracted me), so both of them get a bonus token. Yay!


December 18: Wanted!

Today, we’re hunting those darn criminals of which we know so little of… the Christmas Crooks! Their leader, Nicolaus J. Frost, also known as “Saint Nick”, “Santa Claus”, “Father Christmas” and occasionally “Jack Frost”, has let all of these evil creatures wander the lands of this planet during the holiday times and we want them down. Today’s task consists of two parts:

1) CHOOSE A CROOK, THEN MAKE A WANTED POSTER
This part is simple. I’m very confident at your Christmas Crook catching skills, so I don’t need any people hunting the same things. (In other words, unique crook picks! Feel free to choose anything related to Christmas.) After you’ve chosen your target, you need to go to the printing room, design a wanted poster and print it out! (In other words, go to that site, make a poster, save it, then upload it somewhere.)

2) WRITE THE CRIME DOWN
The poster you made consists of the crook, their crime and reward for catching them. Write a small story about the crime the crook made to accompany your wanted image. People want information in addition to just the wanted poster, so this is a must!

Here’s an example poster for the head of the gang!

There’s once again a bonus up for grabs here — the most vivid description of those events that led this person or thing to end up being wanted will award its owner a big checkmark on the Nice list of Santa… (In other words, best short story gets its writer a bonus token) ;)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Sign! Goddammit BC, not gonna miss this chance again!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Makes Me Wonder


Originally posted by adv0catus (undefined):

Moves Like Jagger

Originally posted by GOLDBOT3OOO (undefined):

Moves Like Jagger

 
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Topic: Kongregate / How many gameplays are there aross all games on Kong?

Originally posted by Destruction98 (undefined):

You guys notice that right above where it says “Kongregate” At the top left of the sit, Above that has the players, and the games. Right this moment there is 92,870 games. I’m sure there will be much more considering that there is always someone creating a game! I think that’s what you mean by gameplay. It’s not 69 billion. (Yes, I know they’re joking)

They don’t mean the amount of games (that is what you are talking about).

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by SypherKhode822 (undefined):

Happy chanuka Chanunchkucka Jewish Christmas Jewish Kwanza -minor holiday that is only celebrated cause not having to work is fun Hanuka everyone!
(I prolly should have posted this last night, but I was lazy.)
Hope you’re all eating plenty of greasy foods and playing dreidel and trying to not think about Adam Sandler

Happy hamuka?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Brah, seven digits here… though by like 150k.