Recent posts by Maik50 on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Buy, Sell, Trash

Buy weed, sell meth, trash crack

A pillow
A piece of asteroid
A ransacked house

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. I was momentarily deaf when that happened

I wish for a flashy gif avatar

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Between the above 2 avatars, which do you prefer?

Aguspal

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Alphabet twist

enormous

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Ask the poster below you anything

No, I prefer threatening to make an omelette out of it

Do you smile when someone falls over?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Linked Wikipedia Pages

Apostle

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I may or may not plan to start to learn Japanese

Originally posted by yeasy:

ohgodwhy.jpg

but seriously
why?
why japanese?

Because Oda Nobunaga has won a culture victory. The world has succumbed

Play one more turn?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What is your favorite tower defense game on Kongregate?

Protector IV

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHsoEAAMZU

 
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Topic: General Gaming / What is the last game you completed?

Completion? I only play games that have endless replay value

But jokes aside, the last game I completed The Home

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Poll] Have you been silenced before?

Seven years ago when I created this account, I got silenced by now retired moderator for replying to spam with… guess what, spam.

Then I requested one because I had already forgotten what it feels like. The mod that did so was sad about it because someone had taken my banhammer virginity already :p

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Petition: Make the website responsive.

Signed because I dislike huge amount of blank space that is left on big resolution screens

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Word Association

War

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Announcement] Check out some new features!

Thank you for this

My wallet was feeling too heavy anyway. And how could I have missed that MMO? It’s so great among the many same cookie cutter MMOs, attempting to lighten my wallet at every possible moment with its energy system. How convenient. I am downright drowning in all this cash in today’s world and society. Anything that can lighten my burden is bless.

There’s also the brilliant idea of merging chat rooms for one! I used to wonder why won’t anyone merge these rooms together. People don’t chat because they are spread out in so many [a gentleman never says profane words] rooms >.<

That beta feature was redundant. I am glad someone cleaned it off. Now my butlers can focus on kicking out all the beggars, dusting my precious vases and lighting a cigars for me (of course it’s done with a 100$ bill)

Then finally, I would have bought all the magnificent art for no less than a million dollars. It is the pinnacle of modern creative and you can sense the pain the artist had to suffer during those horrific five minutes or so. My gallery has just the right place for it.

And for all the peasant out there: Because of Kong minus, I now have a proper way of distinguishing myself from the common rubble and trash like you. It’s not like gold and silver jewelry, cape and monocle wasn’t enough. Kong Plus is all obsolete now and I wrinkle my nose to it. Better throw them away or maybe my son will eventually inherit them for a remind of how poor we were for not having an adequate status symbol.


I hope you liked my sarcasm

 
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Topic: Kongregate / POLL: Is Greg dead?

With all this absence of new badges, Greg’s passion for creating them might be dead and that Greg is actually a zombie: Only a husk of his former glorious self

But we do have a cure, right?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Post Your Fails.

Bump

I hasted my last card with Sundial and I would have won if I didn’t

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Keep a word, drop a word...

Hogan Lovells

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Word Association

Sex

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

kwon-tik

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Winter '15 Suggestion Thread

Allow us to see if we have earned quests straight from the quests page.

It’s a big hassle having to scroll through your list in the profile

I’m suggesting this because most of the time when a new quest comes out, the chances are I’ve already completed it but not claimed it

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Do you play any Kongregate games on mobile?

No, not really. Most games are unsupported, hard to find and Kongregate arcade is dead

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / This or That?

Androids

Chicken or beef?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / change a letter of a 4-lettered word

Fake

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Double letter game

Essay

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Last Poster Wins! Round 5

I’ll just wall hop my way to victory so I win