Recent posts by Maik50 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever gotten into trouble at school for wearing inappropriate clothing?

Nope, there isn’t any other dressing etique other than don’t be naked

Topic: Kongregate / More chat rooms have disappeared

always dead

There’s your problem

R.I.P

Topic: Off-topic / Birthday Of My Cat

Good thing you can recycle your gifts all over again when giving them to your cat. It doesn’t remember what you gave to it a year ago

Topic: Off-topic / It will watch your every move!

But they are already watching our every move. They need no new system for that

#conspiracytheories

Topic: Off-topic / If a human baby is born in space...

Originally posted by Rolby:

no wtf alien means something which comes from universe and which isnt human. so this makes no sense.

By definiton, an alien is extraterrestial being, originating from outside of planet earth. This definition itself made me to create this thread

which comes from universe

I said space but I didn’t define which place in it. That could mean the orbital trajectory of planet earth or some place in other galaxy

Topic: Kongregate / Broken badges

Maybe it’s something personal then. Epsilon works perfectly for me

Have you got your flash player up to date?

EDIT: Okay, now I got the same bug :o
I’ll add Epsilon to OP

EDIT EDIT: The game works in Armor Games so you can screenshot the badge requirements and send it to Kongregate with missing achievement ticket

Triple EDIT: Kingdom Rush is indeed broken

Topic: Kongregate / Broken badges

Update time!
It’s been a while (and now that adv0catus is gone, I have to update this by myself again)

Originally posted by AdamVIII:

Epsilon game is down already 6 months…

As far as I can tell, this game works perfectly

Originally posted by BTrenary:

May as well add Kingdom Rush to your list. You can’t get the 3rd star on the last level, making the hard badge (Kingdom: Rushed Badge) impossible to achieve since you can unlock the heroic/iron challenges.

I need more confirmations

Topic: Off-topic / If a human baby is born in space...

… Would the baby be considered as an alien?

Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

I am only doing this because ninjas are flippin’ unlike scurvy pirates

Topic: Off-topic / OT do you even lift?

Yes I do. I’m lifting my own body mass all the time

Topic: Off-topic / OT should leetspeak more.

Why, english is just fine

I don’t want to learn new alphabets just to browse OT

Topic: Off-topic / oraquick

Originally posted by Rolby:

i cant have hiv

Even your girlfriend may be unaware carrier of HIV so beware and don’t get too cocky ;)

Topic: Kongregate / What can we do against trolls

and then just be able to cycle through them, and at the end of the day make more for the following day, which would mean it wouldn’t do anything to them.

It still makes signing up for the chat more bothersome for these “trolls”

Yes, there are downsides in this but I regard them lesser than the gains

Topic: Off-topic / If there are 7 billion people on Earth

Why would you care?

Topic: Kongregate / What can we do against trolls

personally, i’d like to see new accounts not be able to chat for an hour within account creation.

That’s actually a great idea!

#wattroforpresident

Topic: Kongregate / Official Kong Plus Thread

A suggestion regarding Kong+

I’m one of those people who are rather… obsessed with perfection. And every time I change my profile skin to match with my avatar, there’s one thing that remains unchanged and which may not match with the colors you decided to have; The upper red navigation bar (where Kongregate logo and navigation menu is)

So I’d like to suggest that all K+ users should have an ability to change the color of that bar as well, as well as menu buttons and navigation sub-menus. It’s nothing more but aesthetic change.

Or you could, implement a cloud storage for your flash game files (for K+ users, naturally)

Topic: Off-topic / What do you think of the show 1000 ways to die?

It’s really gross, yet I find myself watching it

Topic: Off-topic / Earth is about to be destroyed by an asteroid lol

Originally posted by Draconavin:

Crowmageddon.

+1 internet point for you

Topic: Kongregate / Sport & Racing

If there is some specific game you’d like to have uploaded here or you know a developer who makes good sport & racing games, then feel free to message and request them to upload their games here. It’s free revenue anyway

Originally posted by Jaskaran2000:

Okay. I am an admin and I make sure this happen.

And to un-sarcastify this post:

Admins are not the developers uploading their games here. They cannot force anyone (except themselves :p) to upload games here. It’s up to developers

Really, the amount of badged sport and racing games depends on the amount of good, new sport and racing games. If there aren’t any — then of course such games can also not be badged.

And this

If you think there’s a worthy game to badge, feel free to post it here

Topic: Off-topic / ANYTHING... ANYTHING AT ALL.

Omnipotency so I could keep fulfilling my own wishes at any time I please

Topic: Off-topic / You suddenly wake up in Bloons TD 5.

I hope I’m not the red bloon

Topic: Kongregate / How to Get Free Kreds for Europe

Originally posted by adv0catus:

Go here and click “Fund Your Account”. On the pop-up, click “Earn Free Kreds” and you can complete offers and surveys to get free kreds.

That is the generic response

However, as an European, I must say, there really isn’t many viable and legit “free” kreds out here. There are some deals where you can get some kreds on top of the sale but that’s it. You still have to buy something

I am jealous to all those Americans who regularly get truly free offers

Topic: Kongregate / Ask a mod

^^
That’s better :)

Topic: Kongregate / Ask a mod

Originally posted by BTrenary:

Originally posted by 11blood11:

…But let me ask this what is it like being a Moderator? …

I imagine a lot like this…

That’s a nice picture. Too bad that’s not exactly my image of a moderator. I see a police in the picture. What I see in my mind is a mentor, sort of like day care center overseer who lets the kids play, takes care, arranges activities and such but interferes to situation if something goes wrong

EDIT: FYI, I don’t want to associate users with small kids. This was just an example of how moderator should work IMO

Topic: Off-topic / What was your 100th post like?

If only I could remember