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Topic: Vorp! / Bugs and Suggestions

Dread recolors still need to be fixed
Upgrading minigun to lvl 1 undos the recolor on the minigun
upgrading main gun to lvl 2 undos the recolor on the cannon

Topic: Vorp! / Devs: Nerf Kamehas ASAP please

They go a lot faster than an ant on lvl 3 slipstream lol

Topic: Vorp! / [Ship Idea] Fleet Carrier

Summon needs some kind of anti-troll.
Teleport spells are extremely annoying when another player controls you because you may be just getting a kill, atoms, or etc
It has a good concept but needs a confirmation of some sort for the player being teleported.

Topic: Vorp! / [List of challenge] Vorp Cup II ended

um lobster
you kinda

linked back here…?

Topic: Vorp! / [Competition] Vorp Cup II ended

I can’t make video recordings.
And Q: can we use games from the past or is this starting now?

Topic: Vorp! / Highscore

Copy/Paste this into your first post.

Hello everyone, on this forum you can share your best score ever! You can immortalize your score on points, kills, deaths, assists, and “Bang!”. Please don’t make negative comments like “hahahaha you are weak, you only had 10 kills.”
Ask me if you have any questions.

Also title is “Highscores”

Topic: Vorp! / Masakarii (still) using alt account leavers

I give up lol

Topic: Vorp! / Masakarii (still) using alt account leavers

Originally posted by Masakarii:

When others play in Team they are in even matches, sometimes better and sometime worse teams. But you are 90 % of your games in way better Teams. So dont tell me something about " your teammates sucks"

Because I’m ranked higher than most of the noobs matched for badges.
Once ranks balance out and people begin to stay I’m sure matchmaking will get better.

I rarely pick my matches – sometime I leave because I don’t have the time for a 20min game but for season 1 I’ve lobby hopped few times, and always stayed in the second one.
That and I haven’t played Ant nearly as much as I used to, giving new players a chance to attack, randomizing my ship so I can learn new things instead of spamming Craw like I could be.

The only people I call noobs are the ones that bitch at me for giving suggestions and advice and then go feed.
Yeah I’m a horrible person.

Topic: Vorp! / Craw

Originally posted by commiepanda:

No, I am only scared of ant’s turbo hawk. Everyone is not good enough.

It’s not /that/ hard to be good at, Ant just has a ton of damage techs making his even more op.

Topic: Vorp! / Masakarii (still) using alt account leavers

Thanks for taking the time to calculate all that?
If you hadn’t noticed on my last 15-20 or so matches i’ve been using randomized ships lol, most that I’ve never used before.

Also it’s spelled “sure” – Just telling you because that’s the second time.

And using the “invite” feature is not abuse otherwise the devs would get rid of it.
When used I still get complete crap teammates and me and my teammate have to push the team.
I’m not saying matchmaking is perfect, but you’re placidly exploiting it for your benefit.
Don’t even know the point of looking at my matches lol, must have been a pain in the ass.

Topic: Vorp! / Craw

I give you a tip now for Turbohawk
Press your boost ability while facing someone.
Oil
???
Profit

Topic: Vorp! / Masakarii (still) using alt account leavers

Justifying cheating doesn’t work, as Kiech said, you do it to win and are just as bad as anyone you’re telling off.
Top 10 for pre-season didn’t cheat, not one of them. Yeah maybe ant and solar are good players but they picked lobby matches just like everybody else – including you.

Also you’re new system was incomprehensible.
you’re not god
You’re not a Dev
You’re nothing but a lousy cheater and no one cares anymore.

Topic: Vorp! / Craw

Originally posted by Masakarii:

Oh wow. So you can get Craw away when you are on same Level. But you cant kill it? So its even? Funny ^^

Jabber has no Chance against Craw because Jabber Levels very very very slow at start.
Turbohawk cant have a chance against Craw ( if i would play it ). Same with Jabber, Turbo levels slower ( and im talking about Turbu ant45, Craw me )

Is that not how it is with ant4505? Nobody fights his turbo.
Craw can easily be beaten by a good turbo. The stun doesn’t actually stun, and does very little damage without other attacks so yeah, it’s ass could easily be kicked.
Jabber is also great for Craw, the slow is a pain in the ass. Since you have to be close to attack it’s easy for Jabber to hit as well.

Topic: Vorp! / Craw

Gotta admit, I have trouble in it against good jabbers. But I have trouble against anybody in a good jabber x.x
Circe, not so much. As long as you dodge the omen, the primary is too slow to hit Craw.

Topic: Vorp! / Masakarii (still) using alt account leavers

The funny think about Masa to me is that since he exploits all these glitches (making him rarely lose), he thinks he knows the game super well.
But since he’s never on the losing team he really doesn’t. He only knows what it’s like to win and then calls everything op that beats him, good scapegoat.

The dude is just an ass and we all deal with it, grade A hypocrite and douche.

Topic: Vorp! / Hacking

He has a new account
H2011
Just played with him speed hacking.

Topic: Vorp! / The Declaration of Vorpependence

No chasing fleeing players…. How would you ever get kills unless its a feeder noob.
“Amendment #2” is time consuming and doesn’t make sense.
You called me on Backdooring for attacking the side battery across from the top depot. You’re backdooring definition is pretty tight >__>

Topic: Vorp! / For New Players-Tips

Meh, I’ve taken on plenty of dreads with ant, should delete that part but leave the rule ;P

Topic: General Gaming / [Competition] Vorp Cup #1

http://vorp.endgames.net/stats/player/69358#/show=Match 31122+/stats/match/31122

Topic: Vorp! / [Ship Concept] Mor'e

Ghost Particle is not a good move to start with at lvl 1.
It’s easy to avoid those things and doing damage would be a pain in the ass as its hit and run with only the other persons stupidity to counter.
I would recommend changing it with something that can do more direct damage so the player can level first xP

Topic: General Gaming / [Competition] Vorp Cup #1

Meh, nice KD
http://vorp.endgames.net/stats/player/69358#/show=Match 30657+/stats/match/30657

Topic: Vorp! / Heard the devs stopped supporting the game

12 people in the chat room Tuesday 8:15pm MST… Definitely needs some kind of promotion or advertisement.

Topic: General Gaming / [Competition] Vorp Cup #1

Meh
http://vorp.endgames.net/stats/player/69358#/show=Match 29825+/stats/match/29825

Topic: General Gaming / [Competition] Vorp Cup #1

Here’s a Turbo Hawk Decent Score

http://vorp.endgames.net/stats/player/69358#/show=Match 29485+/stats/match/29485

Topic: General Gaming / [Competition] Vorp Cup #1

Posting a screenshot is too much work xP

Only recent one I have of dread:
http://vorp.endgames.net/stats/player/69358#/show=Match 29095+/stats/match/29095

Highlight the whole link.