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Topic: General Tyrant Discussion / Why they top three FB factions did what they did

FALSE RUMORS OF THE DEATH OF FB TYRANT
The top 3 factions disbanded because they love the game and want to keep it interesting and fun. Before the shake-up, being in a top 3 faction was dull and annoying. Wars were limited to 2 a day, if that. There was very little competition, and nothing to look forward to or worry about.

A GOOD, HEALTHY RE-DISTRIBUTION OF POWER
With no solution to the problem being offered by the devs, the leaders of the top factions took matters into their own hands. In an effort to keep things fair and balanced, they decided to end the monopoly on power and redistribute the game’s strongest players into a number of different locations. In hopes of improving the game atmosphere and offering hope where before there had been none. The top players went to a number of different places: a few went to new, promising factions, to help raise them from the bottom ranks; a few attached themselves to already-good factions that needed a lift; and finally, some decided to start brand-new factions of their own.

BORNE OF TWO BRAINS
According to an inside source, the idea for this generously-proportioned re-invigoration of the game was the brainchild of two long-time players. I would reveal them to you, but I don’t want to make them mad. However, according to one of them (a guy I trust very much), they “have been working in the shadows to make this happen for a very long time.” To their credit, the result had already borne fruit. I asked about the reasoning behind the multi-faction disbanding, and my trustworthy guy pointed out an unarguable fact: “well it used to be dull, right now it’s very active.”

Love,
Apples

 
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Topic: General Tyrant Discussion / Post Active Raid Links Here

Siege on Kor http://www.kongregate.com/games/synapticon/tyrant?kv_joinraid=

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Kongai tournament #15 (RANDOM)

<———-will be joining next tournament

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i just heard an 11 year old girl singing justin beiber

Originally posted by dogooder:
Originally posted by Reimu_Hakurei:

>Implying all pedos are attracted to females and rape them

isn’t it natural for a human to be attracted to a young girl just because they’re more fertile?

Yes but not under 13

related: http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i just heard an 11 year old girl singing justin beiber

Originally posted by Reimu_Hakurei:

>Implying all pedos are attracted to females and rape them

isn’t it natural for a human to be attracted to a young girl just because they’re more fertile?

Depends on the fertility of the female. IMO if the girl does not have breasts (ie is not fertile) and you want to hump her, you are a pedo. If she does not have breasts but does have pubic hair and you want to hump her, you are either a pedo or a homosexual (or both) because you wanted to hump a girl with no breasts.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Competition to Find the Best XIII- Round IX(Aka Semifinals)

Originally posted by Procyonpi:
Originally posted by videogames518:
Originally posted by WiiPlayer113:

How do you know this selly?

*cough*stalker*cough*

*cough**cough*callingsellyastalkerissortaatautology*cough**cough*

I did not know what a tautology was, so i googled it. One of the definitions had an example that didn’t quite make sense:

•needless repetition which adds no meaning or understanding. (“Window woman,” or “free gift,” —>*or “Selly the stalker.”* )

But and so does anyone know what a Window woman is?

BTW i googled it and found nothing tautology-related.
The definition is courtesy of cmsweb1.loudoun.k12.va.us/5272071714341570/lib/5272071714341570/List_of_Literary_Terms.doc

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] tournament blood tribe

instead of kreds it should be for cash

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Sandstorm is broken

Originally posted by TheIdioticIdiot:

er… the reason it’s not fixed is mostly because of stupid ppl thinking it would make oxbox OP…

Those people are stupid

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Greatest wtf moments

Originally posted by Raegn21:

nice one apples. who was your undefined card btw? (since it has rumis attacks n all)

also, i hate you with a passion now since youve won margo

it was cc. later on i played a game where the other guy had an undefined gorbax up against him. so it was undefined vs. undefined. the attacks were announced as undefined as well, and the damage done appeared instantaniously, sans effects.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Greatest wtf moments

Here is a screenshot of undefined WTF bullshit from earilier today:

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Greatest wtf moments

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Greatest wtf moments

Originally posted by axlkoegoskyeg:
Originally posted by apples:
Originally posted by Jeansua:

My last character is a moderately damaged Bestor with Prism, and my opponent’s is a loaded Bathazar with 67 hp and a Grog Mug. I FSF; it crits, procs, and activates the prism, killing Balthazar in one shot.

that was not a “wtf moment.” it was a “woo-hoo take that motherfucker” moment.

For the guy he was fighting, it was a WTF moment.

i am the only guy with a true wtf moment. all of these other incidents are explainable.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I like cocks.

My cock is huge.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I like cocks.

“Cock Up Your Beaver” is a song and poem by Robert Burns, written in 1792.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I like cocks.

A cockernonnie or cockernonie was an old Scottish women’s hairstyle. It was a gathering up of the hair, after a fashion similar to the modern chignon, and sometimes called a “cock-up”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I like cocks.

The surname Cock is derived from the Dutch and Flemish surname de Cock, alternately found as de Cook or de Kok and can be Anglicanised as Cook, and comes from the occupation of a cook.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / George Lucas and Facebook

i count around 20 thousand Kongregate posts from you guys. maybe… probably an equal # of star wars viewings among you as well. conclusion: ?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Greatest wtf moments

Originally posted by Yugi_2142:

“…Constantine had 10hp drained by Cain..” 10 not 8? It looks like a really old scrennshot

i think book went from 10 to 8 a little before last easter. it was when helene got her light defense and the yellow rock got +4’ed. anyway, yeah it’s old, but CC has always had 6 dark defense and Rush o Bats has always had a 9×5 dark hit – at least as long as i have played. all i’m sayin is, Bats should never go that high vs CC. (vets, please comment!!)

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Greatest wtf moments

Originally posted by Jeansua:

My last character is a moderately damaged Bestor with Prism, and my opponent’s is a loaded Bathazar with 67 hp and a Grog Mug. I FSF; it crits, procs, and activates the prism, killing Balthazar in one shot.

that was not a “wtf moment.” it was a “woo-hoo take that motherfucker” moment.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Greatest wtf moments

Got hit with Rush of Bats for -37… playing as CC. not quite sure how to explain this screenshot; It is WTF in all aspects. (Where is Cain? Or is he dead? How did he die? And how the hell did we pass on range change before switching in new characters?) All I can say is, it is not a doctored photo.

 

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Multiple Choice Time

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Multiple Choice Time

this topic sucked. i embarrassed.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Multiple Choice Time

It was C.


IdioticIdiot wins the Apple of Death:

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Kongai Tournament #14

zakid, please add apples to the list.


see you blokes in a few hours

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] Multiple Choice Time

Originally posted by TheIdioticIdiot:

can only be C

Please explain why it “can only be C”, Idiot. Does it have to do with Highlander?