Recent posts by Sonicdude2 on Kongregate

Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

Topic: Off-topic / Why are songs worse live than not-live?

Originally posted by JohnRulz:

Because you listen to terrible artists.

Topic: Off-topic / Crows or Bronies!

Brony because crows are stupid.

Topic: The Arts / M.B.O.O.T.T.O.Y.H.W.T

One time, when the earth was flat, and kings ruled over everyone with absolute Tyranny (and so did God), one man challenged authority. His name was George Carlin. He was a modest man who lived and worked on a farm his whole life. Until one day, he never questioned his superiors. He willingly submitted to all of their orders. But he got annoyed by doing this. He decided that he would do something about it on this day. The ruling noble asked him to harvest 15 potatoes or else he would be killed. Instead of harvesting 15 potatoes, he only harvested 8 potatoes. But! He put 7 rocks painted to look like potatoes in the potato basket. The noble did not notice anything off when he inspected the potatoes.

The next day, the noble came up to George. He said, “10538! What did you do to these potatoes!?” George replied, “Sergeant Drebin, I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Subject 10538 was obviously trying to play dumb. Sergeant Drebin wouldn’t have any of it. He remembered very clearly that the king told him to kill anyone who replaced potatoes with rocks. Or played dumb. Or was homosexual. But Drebin went easy on 10538. He let him off the hook. Literally. In that society, criminals were hung up on hooks by the backs of their shirts. They were hung off of large cliffs, so that if they fell out, they would die. They couldn’t escape either, because they were hung out far from the cliff. Drebin said, “um, just don’t do it again.” 10538 was relieved.

10538 was released. He had been held in captivity for the previous four years. The last thing that happened before he was sentenced was a meeting with the noble, Sergeant Drebin. After the meeting, the king put him on the hook, and his shirt ripped off. He crimed about his punishment until he had to go to the bathroom.

Topic: Off-topic / Bronies, before entering, pick a pony from the show.

I’m not okay with this.

Topic: Off-topic / Crtl+V...

whitegenocideproject

Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

Topic: Off-topic / Random Questchin

Originally posted by CowFriend:

Yes. I procrastinated on a 20 page essay. Still got an A, though.

I procrastinated on a science report, and I was surprised I got an A for it. I thought it was the most half-assed, retarded thing ever.

Topic: Off-topic / Alright, this song diserves it own forum, because it so classic/epic

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:

No it doesn’t

Yes it does. I could listen to this song all day.

http://www.elo.biz/news/89191

Topic: Off-topic / Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the best video game ever!

No it’s not!

Topic: Off-topic / Name a game using synonyms

Bulk Result

Cog as well as Bang

Topic: Off-topic / RIP good threads

Originally posted by ilvon:

Am I the only one who hasn’t noticed a change in the threads ever

No.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

I’m reading the Pony Psychology series.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Azolf:

Why are there so many disgusting distortions of this show on the web?

for bisgusting people who don’t watch the show.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

My friend told me I should watch at least one episode every day.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

what’s BYM?

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Destroyatron:

Ouch… a boulder…

It’s a diamond!

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

I’m confused…I think?

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

sorry.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

This post has been removed by an administrator or moderator

Topic: Off-topic / What are your favorite cartoons?

Originally posted by wreckgar39:Gravity Falls.

I’ve been meaning to watch that, but I haven’t really been able to.

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Everything on Boomerang
too bad i dont have the channel
wish i did

Johnny Bravo and Dexter’s Lab

Topic: Off-topic / Poll: Romney or Obama?

Neither. They both suck.

Topic: Off-topic / What are your favorite cartoons?

I like MLP, The Simpsons, and most Spongebob episodes, and I’m starting to like Regular Show.

Topic: Off-topic / If someone ask you to do something and say "please" do you do what the person asked you to?

Originally posted by MadJedi:

obviously depends on the request and the person from which it emanates.

Originally posted by epicshowdown:

Originally posted by Casper_D:

Depends on the person and the request.

This is too true. GOD FUCK, THIS IS REALLY TRUE, SO OP, BAD THREAD. GOD.

Topic: Off-topic / What do you do when you finish talking to someone?

Depends on who it is.