Recent posts by MrWiggles49 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / asking a guy to prom

Touch him on the shoulder. If that doesn’t work, fake your own death.

Topic: Wartune / [Activity] Pig Out This Valentine's!

lol you make it impossible to get the pig mount for non-paying players. hahaha this is the most ridiculous pay-2-play pay-2-win game I’ve ever seen.

Topic: Off-topic / Christopher "Chocolate Nightmare" Dorner Is Dead

Originally posted by LukeMann:

they were going to deploy the “burners”

You realize burners are tear gas, right?

Then reportedly Dorner tried to run out the back door, but they forced him back inside.

No, he was firing at the police and they fired back. He took cover in the burning cabin.

All them pigs deserve to die exactly like they did to Dorner. Go read his manifesto, it’s clear he was telling the truth all along.

Lol you’re 14.

leave it to the fat jew kid to defend the corruption of the lapd. i guess it doesn’t bother you since you have no morals, only care about money.

Topic: Off-topic / Christopher "Chocolate Nightmare" Dorner Is Dead

Topic: Off-topic / Why did guy friendzone me??????+

don’t you wish you were hot like me.

Topic: Off-topic / Stop being BAAAAD friends!!!

it’s not me, its you. i only like you as a friend.

Topic: Off-topic / Christopher "Chocolate Nightmare" Dorner Is Dead

They said the fire was an accident but many thousands of people heard them on the radio say they were going to deploy the “burners” aka light the house on fire. Then reportedly Dorner tried to run out the back door, but they forced him back inside. They wanted him to burn alive. Sick fucks.

Now they are saying that his remains are burnt to a crisp but they found his drivers license in the cabin. lollololol so bones are completely burned but a plastic and paper drivers license makes it out fine. Also they already reported finding wallet and ID like last week at a different location.

It’s amateur hour over at the corrupt LAPD. All them pigs deserve to die exactly like they did to Dorner. Go read his manifesto, it’s clear he was telling the truth all along.

Topic: Off-topic / Christopher "Chocolate Nightmare" Dorner Is Dead

Dorner was a goddamn hero and legend. Cop killers deserve a special place in the annals of history alongside other humanitarians such as Gandhi and Mother Theresa.

He will live on forever in our hearts.

Topic: Off-topic / is having sex at 12 good

also please set up a hidden camera and broadcast it to the entire world.

Topic: Off-topic / is having sex at 12 good

is your gf a yandere?

Topic: Off-topic / is having sex at 12 good

your gf wants to have sex but you’re not sure if you should or not?

OP confirmed gay.

Topic: Off-topic / Kids who beat their parents up.

I murdered my parents and I turned out just fine.

Topic: Off-topic / What can I do to better my life, OT?

Topic: Off-topic / Do you like fat chicks?

Originally posted by TYBG:

Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

fatties are a necessary evil, because moderately goodlooking girls hang out with them to make themselves look better. the moderately goodlooking girl gets more attention, the guys perceive them to be hotter, and the fat chick goes home alone. everyone wins.

How does the landwhale win

swamp donkeys/land whales are 2nd class human beings, therefore their feelings don’t count.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you like fat chicks?

fatties are a necessary evil, because moderately goodlooking girls hang out with them to make themselves look better. the moderately goodlooking girl gets more attention, the guys perceive them to be hotter, and the fat chick goes home alone. everyone wins.

Topic: Off-topic / does off topic have a king?

riddleschool is emperor
MFT is god
elisha is queen

all real otters know these things

Topic: Off-topic / Guys my ass is hurting from sitting

stop getting rammed up the ass by your bf for a few days.

if that doesn’t work, cut your hand off. the hand pain will make you forget about your ass pain.

Topic: Off-topic / Finally, a thread in which you get to ask me questions!

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

When did OT become so gay?

i love ur pic. are u girl?

yes, yes i am. wanna cyber?

Topic: General Gaming / [Closed] XCOM: Enemy Unknown Giveaway [or 600 Kreds]

snarf

Topic: General Gaming / WarZ Zombie MMO

lol you have to buy the game to play the alpha build? Riiiiiiiight, good luck with that.

Topic: Off-topic / Finally, a thread in which you get to ask me questions!

When did OT become so gay?

Topic: Kongregate / MMOs Are Ruining Kongregate...

I was surprised to see that this topic is still going strong. Thanks everyone for keeping it alive. The problem with MMOs being heavily promoted by Kong is even worse than when I made this topic nearly 6 months ago. Back then, they still had the “old” system for Featured Games, where there would be like a maximum of 5 games featured. At the time 3 out of 5 were MMO ads and this seemed ridiculous at the time because the Featured Games box used to be strictly to promote good games and site challenges. It seems they have expanded that even further to include more shameless MMO promotion, as others have said at times the entire featured games section is MMOs or other pay-to-play game formats.

I rarely come here anymore because I don’t like the direction they have taken with this site. It used to be all about playing cool games (for free!) and collecting badges. I could come to Kong, see a bunch of different games under Featured Games or in other places on the front page, and pick one and play for awhile for a quick escape from reality.

Maybe kong will come to their senses and see they are ruining this once great site, but I’m not holding my breath. I don’t want to say they’ve sold out, but they really have sold out.

Topic: Off-topic / Muslims are srsly butthurt

just muslims being muslims

Topic: Kingdoms CCG / Bug Reports

Undying Acolyte’s “Reassemble” ability is not working on itself or adjacent allies. They just turn to corpses like usual.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

aha that’s awesome. you are real life furry, not just on the internet.