Recent posts by Procyonpi on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / What games on Kong would you like to see as an amusement park attraction?

Originally posted by Ethanhead258:

ROBLOX Complain Event

1.) Complain

2.) ????

3.) Profit!

Glad we understand eachother.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What games on Kong would you like to see as an amusement park attraction?

Originally posted by Heather:
Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

Heather’s Halloween Christmas

Haunted Christmas house, the coaster takes you past Candy’s desk where everyone gets a free handful of candy.

I would totally go on that ride! How do we pitch this to Six Flags?

1. Spam Greg’s profile until he badges it.
2. Spam some poor Hollywood exec until they make a hit movie out of it.
3. Spam the CEO of Six Flags until it becomes a ride/
4. ???
5. Profit!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Whats your Favorite flash game series?

Originally posted by TurkeyPie:
Originally posted by hamuka:

It isn’t without reason that they are pretty much dominating the entire genre

They’re dominating Sports & Racing entirely.

To be fair, when number 4 in your category is “DuckLife 2: World Champion,” It’s not that hard to hold the top 3 spots.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / PUT VECTOR RUNNER IMPOSSIBLE FOR BADGE OF THE DAY!!!!!

Originally posted by back900:

Think BI is possible in 48hours so make it Tuesday’s BotD with no prewarning in the newsletter :3

BI imp is like 18 hours of gameplay max. It has an oversized reputation for on this site for taking a long time. There’s probably at least a half a dozen imp badges that take longer. It’s just that in’s boring AF because it requires basically no higher brain function.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Whats your Favorite flash game series?

Originally posted by Kegfarms:
Originally posted by Procyonpi:
Originally posted by Axiss32:
Originally posted by Pulsaris:

The reboot of MARDEK is actually on Google Play now, but you don’t want to see it. Trust me.

Why shouldn’t we see it? Is it trash?

I downloaded taming dreams and played the first two chapters, and it made me super sad. I get that the Dev had some philosophical revelation about how violent games are evil or something, but the reboot is just plain bad. I suppose we should be happy he didn’t take down the originals.

If that’s the reason he didn’t make Mardek 4 then that’s an incredibly moronic reason. Mardek isn’t even violent.

I’m actually not kidding, sadly. Go look at his blog some time. Taming Dreams is supposedly about fighting your inner demons or some hogwash which is essentially a long convoluted preach about how the things you’re “fighting” aren’t actual external enemies you’re killing but animated figments of your imagination you’re “taming.” The story and anything resembling good mechanics get completely lost in the preach. And I say this a someone who’s generally in favor of some degree of social consciousness in games. It’s just bad.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Whats your Favorite flash game series?

Originally posted by Axiss32:
Originally posted by Pulsaris:

The reboot of MARDEK is actually on Google Play now, but you don’t want to see it. Trust me.

Why shouldn’t we see it? Is it trash?

I downloaded taming dreams and played the first two chapters, and it made me super sad. I get that the Dev had some philosophical revelation about how violent games are evil or something, but the reboot is just plain bad. I suppose we should be happy he didn’t take down the originals.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Poll] Have you made an alternate account before?

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

No

Originally posted by CROWlympics:

No

Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:

No

Way to copy my joke :(

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What is your favorite tower defense game on Kongregate?

I mean, CW3 if you count those games, but I like them in part because they don’t really feel like TDs.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Poll] Have you made an alternate account before?

No

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Poll] What is the most popular timezone on Kongregate? [Ignore Daylight Savings Time]

Kong time zone. It’s where everyone’s on Kong talking about Kong
That’s how timezones work, right?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Wuts ur favorite kongpanion?

Post about ur favorite kongpanion and how it could beat up all the other kongpanions.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / POLL: Is Greg dead?

Well, everyone knows Greg is a robot, so it’s kinda a philosophical question. Was Greg ever alive?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / RollerCROWster is secretly an agent of the anti-crow conspiracy

Originally posted by visitor6666:

When is this crow meme going to die out?

About the same time as Kong. So in, like, 2 weeks or something.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / RollerCROWster is secretly an agent of the anti-crow conspiracy

Code-named mafefe, this dastardly agent wants to win the trust of all the Crow-loving Kongregators so he can bring about the end of Crowkind. DON’T FALL FOR IT!!!!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Your Pants Presents: Badge of the Week 2016! (Week of 5/2: Great Dungeon in the Sky)

Dino run imp badge plox. Soooo much grinding erm SKILL!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / A badge no longer obtainable that I have earned

Dozens. The rarest probably being the Zening Hard.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Can we have a site-wide moment of silence for the death of a major part of internet culture?

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

Failed.

I knew that it was on an official Vevo channel and wouldn’t get removed for copyright. Try harder next time.

To be fair, the original video titled “Rickroll’d” was not on the official Vevo channel.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Happy St. Patricks Day! Here are some of our favorite green things found in games on Kongregate.

Originally posted by Not_An_Anagram:

Despite the developers producing a bunch of crappy games, Cactus McCoy is a great game.

Agreed. Can we get Cactus McCoy 3 instead of Papa’s Toster Strudel-aria or whatever?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Happy St. Patricks Day! Here are some of our favorite green things found in games on Kongregate.

0/5, Not enough Take Your Canvas Bags to the Supermarket.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What year marked the peak of Flash Gaming?

It’s pretty clear that Flash is dying, but what year do you guys think was the Golden Age of Flash games? Like 2010 or 2011 or something? Opinions plox.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Armor Games vs Kongregate

Flash is dying anyways.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongpanions are doomed

0/5 promising trollish title but not enough crows

 
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Topic: Kongregate / why was there no valentines day challenge?

Because Greg didn’t want to give away a date for the sweepstakes, duh,

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Which game on Kongregate would make the best movie?

Originally posted by Not_An_Anagram:

No-one has to die

This

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Single CROW discovers secret way to unlock all past kongpanions (Kongregate HATES him)

1. Aquire a majority share of GameStop.
2. Elect a New Board of Directors.
3. Have the Board give you all Kongpanions.
4. Profit!