Recent posts by Zaphack on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / Official Thread: Need Orange Portals?

Only need one more orange, thanks in advance!

Topic: Off-topic / What has been seen...

This picture looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Topic: Off-topic / Dexters lab vs Invader Zim vs Spongebob

Invader ZiM

Topic: Off-topic / Milk

You should try orange juice from the carton. It will blow your mind.

Topic: Off-topic / The Democratic Peoples Post Count! DPPC!!!

Do you guys like cars? I like cars…

Topic: General Gaming / Left 4 Dead Vs. Resident Evil

Resident Evil forever (especially number 4).

Topic: Off-topic / Try To Type This Without Looking

I love banas (so close!)

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Michael Jackson Songs

My favourite Michael Jackson song is “Smooth Criminal”.

Topic: Kongregate / A Motto For Kongregate?

“Kongregate: We have a thread with seventeen pages of motto suggestions that will never be used!”

Topic: Off-topic / You're being repeatably hit in the face with a shovel...

Die, then spawn behind him and give him one hell of a karate chop. The fact that I don’t know karate makes this outcome that much more awesome.

Topic: Off-topic / FML

DIES WHILE READING WALL OF TEXT

/thread

Topic: Off-topic / FML

Originally posted by Big_Ole_Dog:

Originally posted by Zaphack:

Actually, some of the stuff that gets on there isn’t even funny… at all.

I find it pretty hilarious, yes your laughing at someone else’s pain, but they posted it up, it’s pretty funny.

Oh yeah I agree, some of them are absolutely hilarious. However, I doubt half of this stuff actually happens to people.

Topic: Off-topic / Battle Of The Bands (actual battle Iron Maiden vs. Judas Priest)

Iron Maiden. Solely because I love the song ‘Run To The Hills.’

Topic: Off-topic / Thrash Metal!

Sodom (my fave) – M-16

Kreator – Enemy of God

Metallica – Master of Puppets

Slayer – Angel of Death

Black Sabbath – Iron Man

Testament – More Than Meets The Eye

Destruction – Metal Discharge

Megadeath – Symphony of Destruction

Annihilator – Alison Hell

Some is heavy metal but that still counts to me.

Topic: Off-topic / this is the best sound track ever its called pirate

Best sound track indeed. I will need to put that on my mp3 player and listen to it forever.

Topic: Off-topic / Sears Tower unveils 103rd floor glass balconies!

Hell no. It looks cool and all, but I’m terrified of heights. It’s like I want to do it but I’m also afraid to do it.

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Science Fiction/Fantasy?

Already been said but must be said again: Douglas Adams = Best author evar! (IMO)

I also suggest early novels by H. G. Wells (War of the Worlds, The Invisible Man, etc.).

Topic: Off-topic / FML

Actually, some of the stuff that gets on there isn’t even funny… at all.

Topic: Off-topic / FML

Oh man, that site is way funnier than FMyLife! It’s probably a lot easier to get stories on that site as well.

Topic: Kongregate / Kon-GREG-ate

Originally posted by Noodlez:

Originally posted by Zaphack:

I doubt it, since Kongregate is just congregate with a ‘t’.

With a T? I thought it started with a K

Or is it really spelt like that? Ya see how I noticed my error one month later and tried to turn it around to make it seem like I’m not a jackass… ah shit, I should have kept that to myself.

Topic: Off-topic / How Will The World End?

Yeah, the Mayans got the solar calendar right so they must have got the doomsday calendar right too? Because they just fall right after one another, ya know? Sun goes up, sun goes down, world ends.

Topic: Off-topic / You are trapped in an elevator suddenly the lights go out and water floods the elevator you only have a cigarette lighter what do you do?

Originally posted by onlineidiot1994:

I think that there is too many “What Would You Do” posts with extremely long titles… Stop the WWYD threads…

I agree. But they can generate some pretty hilarious posts, but most is still spam.

Topic: Off-topic / Dragonforce's shortest song O_o

Originally posted by risbolla:

Robert Rich – Somnium (2001)

420minutes

That’s the length of the entire album. But, those songs are still very long (150+ minutes).

Topic: Off-topic / Click if you like intelligent and none-mainstream music, and perhaps if you DO like mainstream

The closest thing to “good” I get here is American Top 40 and well… it sucks… a lot.

It only covers The u.s and some states of canada.

Uh… Canada has provinces, not states.

Topic: General Gaming / ¡¡Console Waɹs!!

N64 > Every console ever made