Originally posted by OOHnirav:
Hello again, everyone! I’m Nirav, and you may recognize me as the guy who doesn’t post inflammatory comments in some of the lesser factions’ recruitment threads, or you may recognize me as the guy who has not lead a faction to mediocrity and quit on them when things got a little tough. Regardless, I feel that before applying to a faction, even if it’s the greatest one in all of Tyrant, you should be given the chance to get to know some of your future senior officers on a more personal level. It’s for that reason that I will spend the majority of this post introducing and describing some of them for you right here and now. So sit, listen, take notes, and be amazed by the top tier officers of the top tier faction, Pwnersaurus Rex.
Awalters – Walt is the oldest reigning member we have, and he is also a chat moderator. When he’s not playing Tyrant or QQing about something, he enjoys long walks on the beach and reading titles from the “Southern Vampire Chronicles” in the Kindle app of his iPad. Sometimes, when he’s feeling adventurous, he likes to go out to eat.
TheRealPip – Pip is currently our
bot member with the highest LP, and likely currently has the highest LP of anyone in all of Tyrant, although that is not what he considers to be his proudest accomplishment. While he has requested that I do not share his greatest pride, I’ll give you a blatantly obvious hint: have you ever noticed the crack on the liberty bell? Pip spends his free time looking for more efficient and cost-effective forms of fuel, and he frequents roboclubs.
kungfumonkeyMike – Michael fills the role of a wise sage who gives advice to people who he perceives to be less important than himself in our faction. He considers himself a master of trivial knowledge, and he has been known to blow two bubbles with simply one stick of bubblegum. As impressing as that may be to you ladies out there, Mike is happily married with his second child (a son) on the way. He plans on naming his second son after me, Nirav, since he looks up to me. I’m his hero.
retsamerol – He’s engaged and probably likes Jeopardy or something lame like that.. who really cares about this guy? No one? Alright, moving on…
discowookie79 – Wook is an amazingly underrated factionmate in terms of activity, deck advice, and efficiency in wars, but just between me and you, he has probably never seen a bar of soap in his life. I’ve seen this guy beat factions into submission by his mere odorous presence. Can you imagine the most amazing scent that can bring you calmness and relaxation even in the harshest of circumstances? Disco is like the polar opposite of that. When Wook isn’t playing tyrant or rolling around in mud, he likes to watch replays of matador fights.. or whatever they’re called.. and reenact them with his cats. He is truly a Wookie among men.
Heihu – Hei is our enigmatic Asian officer who lives a life of mystery. No one knows what country he is actually from, and those who have asked seem to have mysteriously disappeared shortly afterwards. In his off time, Hei is a part-time ninja assassin for hire, and if you hire him within the next 24 hours, he has assured me that you will receive a discount. That’s not saying much, since he usually charges an arm and a leg, but for this special promotional period, he will charge only an arm! Act now why supplies last! Coupons not accepted.
Amoureuses – His name, Amor, means “love” in Español (or so I’ve been told by Cerealguy). Appropriately, his role in Pwnersaurus Rex is to bring us female applicants, and he excels at this role. When Amor isn’t seducing the wild and (sometimes) single women of Tyrant, he plays backgammon extraordinarily well, even being ranked among the top 10 backgammon players in the world in the latest critically acclaimed “Backgammon Today!” magazine! Truly a man among men, he gives all would-be e-players something to aspire to.
loki3 – Lokers is Prex’s token misfit. He going around chats and forums with his alts looking to cause trouble, and he is probably Pescado. Some of his greater accomplishments include catfacing Black Ops, helping propel IFS into the spot of second most amazing faction in Tyrant (after P-rex, of course), and he has a moderately successful cockfighting arena in his basement. Already a work in progress, Lokindro aspires to catface MoM and allow IFS to reach its rightful spot at the top of the ranking list. When Lokes isn’t trolling around and being insane, he enjoys sitting on a couch with his girlfriend and watching television. In public. In the nude.
PlasmaSeattle – Plasma is our former MoM spy and currently is the drunkard of our mighty faction. Few people know what Plasma drinks to remain drunk at all hours of day or night, but few of his faction mates find any issue with it. When Plasma isn’t offending someone in a drunken stupor or going crazy warbonding in wars that we have already won, he makes tons and tons of money. Most people probably don’t know this, but Plasma literally sleeps on a bed made of money, and he has suffered concussions on at least 7 separate occasions when trying dive into a giant vault full of coins in an attempt to emulate Scrooge McDuck from Duck Tales. However, we don’t call him our golden boy due to the money he makes. He is showing early signs of liver failure (jaundice), which makes his skin look slightly gold.
ladolcevita – For every practical purpose, LDV is the leader of Pwnersaurus Rex. LDV can speak 16 different languages with the aid of Google Translate, and she used to perform on the stage as a professional supermodel and R&B singer before deciding to retire, so that others could achieve any level of fame. Nowadays, when LDV isn’t suiciding on defense decks, losing competitions to me, or writing awfully crafted limericks, LDV likes to watch old films and practice witchcraft. She is well respected among her peer of witches in her hometown of Chernobyl, Ukraine, and she brings some of that magical charm with her to Pwnersaurus Rex every time she logs on to Kongregate.
Cerealguy – CG is, far and above, the MVP of Pwnersaurus Rex. His activity is exemplary, his deck-building abilities draw praise from his peers, his deadly combination of manly looks and boyish charm is second-to-none, and he provides inspiration for every other member and officer of our great faction in all facets of life. Truly, it is his presence that has elevated the effort and ability of every one of the other 49 members in P-rex. Being an amazingly considerate man, Cerealguy often dumbs down his language to be understood by the masses. He doesn’t stop at representing the members of Prex. He fights for all players of tyrant in his unending work of creating petitions to nerf and buff various cards. When CG isn’t fighting for our rights, freedom, and equality, he is spending his time in RL fighting the oppression of his mother to bring World Peace! Certainly, he does more than the Metta formerly known as Artest.
and OOHnirav (me) – Voted best player in Tyrant in Cerealguy’s highly regarded competition; the man, the myth, the legend; Tyrant mates call me OOH, everyone calls me great. Deli_Drama_Llama even interviewed me once. Need I say more? I’ll take that as a no.
This group of officers, among others who I have neglected to mention for various reasons, are the primary reason that Pwnersaurus Rex has never lost to a legitimate faction in the top 10 in its history, which is a longer history than any other current faction can make claim to. We are not quitters. We survived the empires, the alliances, the bots, the moms, the iron gloves, the iguanas, the fish, and all of the petty drama caused by these so-called former leaders. We stand before you as the greatest faction that you have ever or will ever see.
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