Recent posts by ladolcevita on Kongregate

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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / Thoughts on the SA58?

Originally posted by CitrusSinensis:

Btw how’s SA58 without firestab?
How’s SA58 hipfire without firestab?

If someone could share a video that has SA58 without FS…..please share!

since it takes around 2-3 shots to kill, you don’t need firestab.

… also, SA58 has got to be the easiest thing to use … even easier than ACR. With that pair of mobility and damage stats you can be a dumb dumb and just storm the enemy every single time.

 
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Topic: Global Assault / 30 Free Kreds Offer

http://www.kongregate.com/promotions/little-alchemist

Download the game to your phone or pad and get 30 kreds.

Get it before Feb 3rd 2015!

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [To Devs] Please let us set a separate defense deck

Originally posted by TyrantShiva:

What would having a defensive squad do that the current squad doesn’t already?

it should be a requirement that the community manager actually plays the game.

+1 to OP

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / Weapons that require skill

as val. triple threat of crap mobility, low reload, and small mag size.

no not the mod.3, that’s for nubs.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Tyrant Puns

Originally posted by skupper79:

13.

core-sit-adele: kor citadel

i’ll take that low hanging fruit.

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [Petition] Scrap All Function (or equivalent) before February 2015

Originally posted by TyrantShiva:

Good news everyone!

The salvage all 1 star tool is finished and will be out as soon as V14 is approved on iOS.

Thanks!! For us non-iOS developers, can you give us an idea of how long iOS approval takes (from submission to approval)?

And also, why can’t you release it for Unity/flash first?

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [Dev] Raid feature update

In meta-news:

Dev Raid: Finish the game raid development before all the players quit.

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [Petition] Scrap All Function (or equivalent) before February 2015

Originally posted by TaliZorah:

+1
With you LDV, sadly you forgot the year in the tread title, so it might as well happen…in 2037 ;)

edited just in case!

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [RECRUITMENT] PwnersaurusRex: TOP 16 guild seeking interesting, active, articulate players (& the new Fluffy Bunny Brigade guild for beginners!!)

Bump!

We’ve now got a beginners guild called FluffyBunnyBrig (Fluffy Bunny Brigade)! If you want to join prex for the community but don’t satisfy our requirements, PM me to apply now!

 
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Topic: Global Assault / Hale fire Humvee drop rate

allegedly, synapse games have sticky drop rates. Any tyrant player knows that if you buy packs in quick succession, chances are you’ll get the same useless crap all over.

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [Petition] Scrap All Function (or equivalent) before February 2015

+1

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [Petition] Scrap All Function (or equivalent) before February 2015

Originally posted by Firestormuk:

I have literally hundreds of 1* with the slow laggy scrapping process its going take me over an hour to scrap them all most likely into multiple hours. At the moment if I get a 1* I just ignore it, stockpiling it till the scrap all day comes.
Any chance you could take a day off coming up with new boxes and scrap packs and implement a scrap all 1* button. Many thanks

Originally posted by anyrotmg:

also please give us a button to scrap all 1 starts, it is going to give me carpel tunnel syndrome if i have to keep scrapping them manually

Originally posted by lvtugas:

4. Scrap all 1 star button

Originally posted by pipsss:

I have quad core 1.2GHz procesor on my phone, but scraping a units take over 10 second each!!! Everything else runs ok. In my inventory is probably over 1000 1star units.
We need scrap all tier 1 unit option to fix that isue ASAP.

Originally posted by jefko:

wish me a button to scrap all T1 units

Originally posted by spworldtour:

And the scrap machine is fine, but I’d prefer if you switched the location of the scrap button and the launch button. Second, now when I purchase things from the store, and I click edit squad (in particular to scrap all that junk I just bought) I can’t scrap any of it.

Originally posted by spworldtour:

And the scrap machine is fine, but I’d prefer if you switched the location of the scrap button and the launch button. Second, now when I purchase things from the store, and I click edit squad (in particular to scrap all that junk I just bought) I can’t scrap any of it.

Originally posted by The_Atari_Kid:

+1: – Scrap machine is awful, it slows us, we have to put the unit on it and then click on scrap. It was quicker before and we did not have to look the animation which slows us more ( even if it’s funny the first time you see it )

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [Petition] Scrap All Function (or equivalent) before February 2015

Prove it to us that you can do it. Take it as a challenge.

From December 23rd:

Originally posted by Rudgutter:

Like Crazyeye said we are working on that feature.

This isn’t even a debate about p2win, balance, bugs, or other really complicated developer stuff. Having a better scrap button is a basic basic function of a game that is all about grinding & scrapping useless crap. This hasn’t been fixed/implemented since beta, which is both sad and ridiculous. I really don’t see any excuse for this.

Dear devs, please implement it before February as you have had a couple months to do this already.

Dear Mods/community managers, please forward this to the devs and pester them about it.

Dear players, please sign and get all your guildmates to sign.

p.s. I’ll make a GIF with kanye glasses scrolling down my avatar if you can do this before Feb 1st 2015.

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [crazy Guide] Viva Las Vargas!

Originally posted by crazyeye2011:

lol those 3 jades are in H8 squad, not mine^

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [crazy Guide] Viva Las Vargas!

the devs suck, they only give u an oni after you have 3 jade onis. time2quit.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Tyrant Puns

Originally posted by skupper79:

1. ladel ce vitamins = ladolcevita?

2. can destroy threads?

correct.

1. ladolcevita!
2. Tinashe destroyed many a thread!

 
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Topic: Global Assault / Refund Or I dispute Charges.

“I hereby dispute the charge that I ever bought 250 dollars of worthless imaginary e-crates because those worthless imaginary e-crates yielded not a single useful imaginary item.”

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [RECRUITMENT] PwnersaurusRex: TOP 16 guild seeking interesting, active, articulate players (& the new Fluffy Bunny Brigade guild for beginners!!)

Originally posted by XKyotosomoX:

Friendly bump from Dark Phoenix (;. Us creatures of old have to watch eachothers’ backs XD. You know you guys should team up with the other Dino guilds like AllHailBolas XD!


http://www.livescience.com/1410-rex-related-chickens.html

We’ll ally with you guys, coz we’re both chicken-related guilds. i don’t see how allhailbolas is at all a dino guild :s

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / The Most Underrated Weapon

Originally posted by Fennecki:
Originally posted by SaifRazaK:
Originally posted by Ninjakitten09:

HK 416c is the most underrated gun in the game IMO.

i agree

I just tasked it yesterday…still as bad as before.

well, at least your k/d dropped by a point for the effort.

 
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Topic: Global Assault / [To Revs] Purple Crate Loot

Originally posted by Rudgutter:

I read devs and it made me think of how little the developers are doing to develop this game.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Tyrant Puns

I’m inspired by the website mondaypunday to make this pun thread. it’s a dreadful website because leftylink and nirav are so much better at guessing them than i am.

please post (tyrant-related) puns, e.g.

1.

2.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Dev] WMT Update [Tyrant ending on August 15th 2015]

Originally posted by KingsfordCat:

Did I read this right? Tyrant will be GONE in Aug 2015?? I sure hope this is a joke. I JUST found this game. One of the ONLY card games I’ve liked. I even spent REAL MONEY on it thinking it was a SUPPORTED game. AFTER I spent REAL money, I start researching how to fully enjoy the game and come across this ‘notice’. (of course I had to hunt and FIND it)
All I can say is I’m glad I only got took for 100 Kreds instead of the more I was going to spend. If it’s not going to be playable, STOP SELLING WB’s!

:(

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Best Tyrant threads of all time?

part 3

mad bitch
dumb bitch
double-post coz almost made zaraki sticky
haha moar QQ aka fightnoob who couldn’t handle surge
THE REAL G.O.A.T TREAD OF ALL TEH TIMES honest

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Best Tyrant threads of all time?

Part 2

QQ
Proof that MoM’s anti-trolling guide worked … as they did not QQ all over
#rekt
lolQQlolpo
“my experience with men … aka why I like being in men…”

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Best Tyrant threads of all time?

Part 1

cerealguy
more cerealguy
All G.O.A.T, no vegetables
The best of aziraphale … so meta it’ll blow ur mind inside-out … and leothyr being a gigantic nerd