Recent posts by EvilLord963 on Kongregate

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but THE KILLER BURGER CANT HURT ME IN ANY WAY so it ate you instead and you died. I wish for everyone to be able to kill cam247. Oh and no one can kill me because they can kill evil lord but not EvilLord963. Anyways i have no realm gold!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but my killer burger cannot harm me so he killed you and WoG instead and started eating your houses. I wish for cam247 to lose all his Fame and Realm Gold and give it to me so i can REALLY get a killer burger to eat gods in battle.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, my burger eats your first character slot and the character in it. I wish for a second character slot(and no one can have a killer burger but me!)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but it glitches and teleports you onto the sun and you get burned up. I wish for my super amazing amazingly epic level 20 knight to not have just died to bilgewater the pirate king and is alive right now with all its loot and i can keep playing as him, and he doesn’t die again.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but my very first THE ORIGINAL killer burger eats all the killer cows and eats your turtle and you and then becomes invincible and goes on the largest ever killing spree killing everyone but me, then i toss it into a star’s core and it dies. I absorb its power and destroy absolutely everything. I wish for this to be repeated forever.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but you tried to break the corrupt-a-wish and you will DIE! in 1 second… now lets launch the nuke at his house… I wish for FaustasF1 to actaully get hit by a nuke. And for him to not answer this wish!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the next post will be the 5000th post and my burger ate the earth and all the planets and all the everything that ever existed. One other thing survived:me. I wish for Manq to get eaten by a burger.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / How to spend fame

Go to the portals and go to the right and into the room. Walk over to the book on the table or whatever it was i forgot. Click create a guild. Name the guild. DONE

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / OK,i ofund a pet egg,now how do i make it a pet?

Yes, it will return to the yard if you die with it active.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted but no more burgers but mine exist and the materials to make others disappear when made into burgers or part-burgers and nyan cat charges at my burger and gets eaten. My burger then gets hungry and eats you. I wish for 99999 realm gold and OVER 9 MILLION!!!! fame.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / how the hell,can i make a pet,cause im getting pissed that i dont have one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get a pet egg by farming monsters in Godlands and go to the pet yard and double click it. Then move up to it and click Follow or just find EnergyWand(me)in game and give me a Speed Pot for it.(pets can heal your hp and mp or paralyse your enemies or a lot of other stuff)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but a killer burger appears and eats all the carrots and all the holidays become Burger Holidays where they cook you and eat you.(insert infinite loop here) I wish for Carrot Holiday which turns into Burger Holiday after some time then it becomes Carrot Holiday etc.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, i read your mind and you stopped being able to read peoples mind for 1 instant. You never notice anything happening. I wish for no one and nothing to respond to this wish and so ending the thread. Goodbye, 198 pages of wishes and corruption.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Coming Up Of Names For Oryx

Killer Burger God

 
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Topic: Cloudstone / Cloudstone ideas

Maybe we should be able to level up easier, i really have so much trouble getting through levels i have to rely on my friends to help me through and i really am a nice person with my guild members.(see the official guild recruitment thread)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but there is only one killer burger. Mine, and it eats everything. I wish for more people to post on this thread.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, once apon a time i created a killer burger using a wish and it obeyed me was invincible and no other killer burgers existed. I showed you my killed burger and you died. I wish for an alternate ending to its backstory.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, i stopped this post by wishing for no one to ever post on this post ever ever again and for it to be locked forever and deleted and for the admins and all of Kongregate to vote for no more Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish copies.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but i resurrected them into Killer Burgers and all the farms go out of buisness and everyone starves to death because they eat everything but me and killer burgers when they get close.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [WARNING] Pretending to represent a Game Developer can get you banned!

Me too

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but i commanded my invincible killer burger to eat Manq and those americans who ate WoG1747 so that i can finally control the burger and destroy everything. I wish for me to control my burger.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but then the cat gets replaced with a demon.(insert demon picture here) I wish for MasterCat and WoG1747 to die because of the demon.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but it was corrupted because you misspelled “be” and you got locked up in jail with WoG1747 and he goes insane kills you and then kills himself. The guards then have to clean up the mess. I wish for more people in this to post in this thread which then posted on this world which posted on this post that he wished for more people in this to post in this thread which then posted on this world which posted on this post that he wished for more people in this to post in this thread…

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you got locked up instead. I wish for this post to become as popular as the real one.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but my burger tore MasterCat’s head off and then yours. My pet rat had died instead. I wish for Precious1129 to tell me what game his profile picture is from.