Recent posts by The_Duct_Tape on Kongregate

Topic: Technical Support / M&B 2 isn;t loading

Maybe already reported though, but as the title says, Mud and blood 2 isn’t loading. Dunno why, and I cannot take a screenie.

Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Haikus and Limericks

OH my Limericks
Shame upon all you users
Haikus own this thread

_____________________

ahem

Look here greg or AC
Set this thread as a sticky
and your Macbook lives

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

I will submit a report sometime soon, but IRL comes first. so maybe in 2 days.

DT

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

Hay guys, I will not be able to write for about 48 hours. Im sorry, but IRL comes first.

DT

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

Uhhh… can I join?

I’m kinda known… fine… unknown, but I’d like to bring some justice to this forum..

DT

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

RE: RMcD. Unfortunately eh… I have a plotline laid out… and uhhh…. they will be introduced in due time. just stay patient young grasshopper.

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

RMcD dont do class 3 or 4. They will be coming soon enough. stay patient… XD

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

Ok then, I will write in a discription of the aliens. soon to come.

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

Somewhat… In the RPs I wrote for before all had like 2 pages of post or more a day… so… I wasn’t expecting a major slump like this…

But For those people living in the USA, I’d understand their lack of posts: Their hungover on Turkey.

DT

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

I have added MoonlaughMaster to the list of Magic wielder Standbys.

People can post as much as they want in a day. just remember the fine line of being an active member and being a spammer is very thin.

DT

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

RE: Craig123490 uhhh…. where was your bio?

RE: Kingzak you are a standby, please dont post here or I will have to remove you.

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

I accepted Pleasedonot as a standby. nice work everyone! `

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

Sure you can join, just put your bio in the other thread and I’ll put you in as a sub for either Modern Human or Magic wielder

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

do22y has requested for leave. So therefore I will replace him with Buster991. He will be joining in shortly

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

Bestiality

Class 1 fighters:

Swarm:

Also refereed as the Cloud, the Swarm are tiny, but visible insects. Their body is essentially a very large blade. They travel in swarms, led by a large, very conspicuous queen. The queen’s issues attack and defense orders as she sees fit. Their bladed bodies are known to be very effective against open skin, but are quite ineffective outside a couple centimeters of aluminum. Soldiers are reminded to aim for the purple dot in the middle of a swarm, as killing the lingering bugs will only incite them to attack.

Danger level: 5/10
Intelligence: 2/10

Biters:

Biters are two legged foot high jumpers. They jump, but cannot walk. They are armed with a very large set of teeth and are extremely agile. But to the experienced weapon master, are easy to take out. Their furry skin is invulnerable to any projectiles less than 10mm in diameter, but are easily pierced by modern heavy caliber and even 5.56 or 7.12 mm assault rifle ammo. Take advantage of their inability to walk and hit them right before they jump, as they open their mouths, exposing their soft interior. By the way, shotguns are preferred by the veterans.

Danger Level: 4/10
Intelligence: 3/10

Conglomerates:

Essentially a gloopy wall of gelatin, Conglomerates are florescent green blobs that only stand to create a meat shield for other attackers. They have no visible soft spots, as bullets easily bounce off or are absorbed. The only viable way to destroy these creatures is with a hard hit explosive or fire or laser weaponry. Although unintelligent, a massive wall of these Conglomerates can and will engulf entire battalions, death by digestion is imminent after being engulfed. So be warned, if armed lightly run fast, they are slow, but don’t wait for them to call in reinforcements.

Danger Level: 7/10
Intelligence: 1/10

Broodlings

The Classic alien sight. They are short bugs sort of like a giant spider. They have to teeth, but each end of their 8 legs is a very long claw. They can run fairly fast with up to 6 legs outstretched to impale their victims. The damage caused can be catastrophic, as they are nearly impossible to stop in a full out run. Their blades can pierce forged steel armor and most flak jackets, but will not go further than carbon laced or energy augmented armor. They travel in swarms and will fight to the end.

Danger Level: 7/10
Intelligence: 4/10

Class 2 Fighters:

Footmen:

They are the smart ones. Didn’t think that all of them are stupid right? These soldiers are tall, muscular and resemble a lot of intelligent aliens from them 90’s movies. They are all armed with a standard issue phase pistol. The phase pistol shoots out a lethal dose of voltage, but is relatively slow and dodgeable. Aside from that every soldier can carry a plethora of weapons, ranging from a standard issue Carbine to chain guns. All weaponry are energy based and will go through modern armor like butter very easily. So be warned when fighting a group of them.

Standard weapons are: Carbine, machine gun, chain Gun, grenade launcher, Long range laser rifles

Danger Level: 8/10
Intelligence: 7/10

Officers:

They lead the invasions. Cunning in every way possible these elderly alien leaders direct the wrath of their soldiers from theatre to theatre. One on one they are no threat, as their only power is with their mind, but be aware that taking out just a couple of these can cripple an entire army.

Danger Level: 4/10
Intelligence: 10/10

Vehicle and Airship section to come as soon as we need it

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

Current news

>>>New Chapter in 48 hours. Tentative change, New chapter will come Sunday 6:00 PM Pacific time 11/30/08. I will be out hunting Bin Laden during the time in between so have fun RPing!

1. GAME ON

2. Those who have not posted by the end of this chapter will have their positions removed and replaced by a standby

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

Expanded rule Section!!!

No godmodding. Simply controlling another person’s character. If it’s little things like:

“Do you like the color orange?” <—- you
The girl across from me nodded.<—- other character

No overpowering. If you didn’t know, overpowering is where you’re character is way more powerful then it should be. FOR EXAMPLE: “Then I called upon the cat gods, and they gifted me with three things; the ability to pass through walls, kill someone by looking at them, and domination of the entire planet.”

Don’t Spam. Yes, posting “HEEEELLLLO???? Anybody gonna post?” a hundred times is going to get you banned.

Don’t make only one-liner posts. You should have something more than “Then I went up to the room and went to sleep.”

Remember to use [] when you’re speaking out of context with the RP.

Speel things correctly and use corect puntuaton If you dont speel thigs corectly it gets kinda hard to reed, rite?

No sexual content or anything hinting it at all. This isn’t real life. You don’t pick up a girl/guy every town you visit. No matter how sexy you are. End of story.

Please write good long paragraphs. Its ok to use one liners if you are talking with someone, but it shouldn’t be that you have to describe you entire lunch with Sor and Sonar in 50 different posts. Neither should you fill the page with a whole novel on how you said hi to Dranzid.

You may not kill anyone else, no matter how much you beat them to a pulp or chuck norris their ass they are still alive.

MAGIC WIELDERS are not gods, so don’t act like one.

MODERN HUMANS do not get 1337 railguns or Lightsabers by some magical drop sometime in the story.

remember! I will be writing the chapters every 2 days or so. No one should be writing huge long 3rd person posts except me. I am able to control your characters and kill them too if the need arises (IE spammers or trolls)

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

Game play

Today all you people will be choosing a location in which to defend. The Cities of Beijing, London and Los angles are in your lands… literally. So fan out and have fun!

The events that I will read will affect what will happen in the next chapter. So be careful where you tread.

List of characters and their Bios: Link

Characters active and standbys:

1. RMcD (Sor) [Magic wielder]

2. HappyYay (Samuel) [Modern Human]

3. craigkiller (craig) [Modern Human]

4. glich92 (himura) [Modern Human]

5. asdfgasdfg (Richard Hughes) [Modern Human]

6. do22y (doffy) [Magic Wielder] Buster991 (Buster) [Magic Wielder Standby]

7. The Dark flame (Kai) [Magic Wielder]

8. Bubblewink (R.) [Magic Wielder]

9. Rakuth (Dranzid) [Magic Wielder]

10. Blood_bathxX (Sonar) [Modern Human]

Standbys: (standbys are people who sign up but will be placed aside in case that someone leaves or breaks rules.)

1. —

2. MoonlaughMaster (Aphena) [Magic wielder Standby

3. Ritzfitz91 (Nahji) [Magic Wielder Standby]

4. Kingzak (MR something) [Modern Human Standby]

5. Pleasedonot5 (X) [Modern Human]

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (New news posted)

Chapter 1:

Bright and early came the alarm. Both factions recognised the same alarm as only one answer: an impending assault. It has been an eerie 4 months since the last one that devastated half of the world. Now with the continents of Asia, north America and Europe are the final frontiers, the second alien invasion has begun.

*******London 2050

The lone pedestrian walked down the lonely street. He hadn’t recognised the eerie alarm that went off in the middle of the night, and set out to find where the origin was. Sloshing through the war torn streets he finally rounded the corner to Big ben’s palace, at least what was left of it. But above it was the bright full moon. A sign of hope for humanity. He signed and continued onward. But then the moon grew larger. He stopped, scratched his forehead and looked on. The moon grew and grew, until the large white dome of a humongous Vessel came to view. He stopped, but instantly, the sky filled with gunfire. He sprinted the other direction, hoping to escape the terror behind him, but for naught. The swarm charged up from behind and sealed his fate.

*********Beijing 2050

The slow drone of Chinese music could be heard around midday as the slow scuffle of workers slowly and carefully made their way to work. There was no energy in the crowds, since the previous invasion had nearly wiped the city of all its inhabitants. The stores were slowly opening up, but then a far out cry resounded. The giant gleaming white hull of the fated alien vessel appeared from the skies. Helpless and defenseless, the crowds fled from the monstrosity. But to no avail. The Swarm quickly caught up, and began a massacre upon the thousands.

**********Los angles 2050

The City of angles was unfortunately quiet for the 4th month in a row. The last inhabitants of that city were milling around, some sleeping on the streets. But there was always the devious sense of devastation the next day. But this day, the skies filled up yet again. Anti Aircraft fire filled the afternoon sky, but all bullets bouncing off the white hull. The Swarm took hold of the city. The remaining defenders saw the swarm and carved into their mind the images of thousands of primeval creatures with razor sharp claws and teeth. Then a couple minutes later, the city was overrun.

******************************************

Headquarters of the Kingdom of Magik. Iran Underground 2050

The Murmur of fear was rippling through the underground. Five people had been chosen to go above ground and scatter all across the world to help the humans above. Astoundingly they did so with little hesitation and with little resistance. What has come tot heir minds?! The crowd that encircled the five were either booing or cheering. And with one final leap, they reached the surface.

********************************************

Command center Steel, Arizona 2050

The spec ops were ready to go. The military commander stood in the doorway ushering the 5 brave soldiers into their respective cargo planes. Each one was loaded with marines and plenty of weapons, but the chance to ever some back was slim to none. He padded the doors closed and went back to the quarters. In the evening sunset each plane left for its destination. Hope was on its way.

Topic: Games / Interactive Buddy

i have just contacted the game developer on DeviantART. He is probably going to put it on, so keep a look out for a game made by a guy named “shock-Value”

DT

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (Signups Have ended! Story will start 10:00 AM Pacific time!

SIGNUPS HAVE ENDED!!!

you May still sign up as a standby if you wish.

Kingzak has lost his chance and is now a modern human standby.

STORY WILL START 10:00 AM Pacific time!!! Meanwhile you may chat here as long as u dont spam

I will be out for the night, so toodles!

DT

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (Signups Have ended! Story will start 10:00 AM Pacific time!

Damm ninjahed

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (Signups Have ended! Story will start 10:00 AM Pacific time!

Sure… Do it quickly though, Its first come first serve =D

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (Signups Have ended! Story will start 10:00 AM Pacific time!

They were close enough BB. As long as they didnt have guns & Magic or supernatural all god powers I accepted them. Minor Syntax details are ignored.

Topic: Off-topic / [Game]RP: The Fall of Magic (Signups Have ended! Story will start 10:00 AM Pacific time!

Ok. There are 3 Magic Wielder Standbys and 2 Modern Human Slots available. Its first come first serve. The Standby slot people WILL NOT BE IN THE STORY Unless a main character leaves or dies.

DT