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Topic: Forum Games / [SIGNUPS] [RP] Transiens Aeternum [ALWAYS OPEN] [STARTING LEVEL CAP INCREASED]

And I’ve disappeared completely, because being knowledgeable is for NPCs. PCs have to be dumb brutes!

Topic: Forum Games / The World After (Ather City 2) [Main Game]

Lucinda
I’m cutting them down as fast as I can, but there are so many… this is no good.

[This is really no good. We need someone. ’deeb’s dormant… Gambi, appoint someone to move us out in this emergency. Or I shall do it in a while.]

Topic: Off-topic / Do you think Arcanecoder is a good mod?

It was fun until the girl said she’s not you after all. Because then it stopped being about you being raped.

Topic: Game Design / The [N] Ideal: Brainstorming and Gameplay

Arrange things and start at the foundations, so to say. We’re suggesting ideas for a card game, but it could be anything by now. We have to decide what features will be there at all. Ugh, I don’t know how to explain it.

For example, that there suggestion is ‘elemental damage’. That means there has to be damage first – some kind of damage at all. If there was no damage in the game, what would be elemental damage?

For now, all we are doing is assuming things. We’re assuming certain things are present already – monster cards and non-monster cards. We’re assuming monster cards can damage and can take damage and keep track of that.

Write those assumptions down. They might be wrong if they’re so unconfirmed. That is the base, to which we can add further ideas. Or not anymore, apparently.

Topic: Off-topic / you can now froce one oter to do one thing.

I would force zamince to assassinate MFT using a suicide bombing.

Topic: Off-topic / If you could have the voice of any celebrity besides Morgan Freeman, who would you choose?

Stephen Merchant

Topic: Forum Games / [Signups] The Sandman's Grave.

So limbs with thrusters attached, you mean

Topic: Forum Games / Infinity Realms OOC [ready]

Originally posted by cazdingo1995:

I don’t understand…I’m thinking of joining, though. Care to explain?

It’s another “hey make me a world guys” ‘game’.

Seen it before. Didn’t last.

Topic: Forum Games / Infinity Realms OOC [ready]

Told you that one wouldn’t work!

This one doesn’t look too well, either…

Topic: Off-topic / Never meant to make your daughter cry

That’s some lyrics, but…

Originally posted by Casper_D:

The fuck is outkast?

Where has your childhood been

Oh, I’m sorry. I had a very music-less childhood, and I don’t feel like trying to catch up with that. Catching up with gaming is being hard enough.

Topic: Forum Games / General thread

I always remembered 42 as 7*6.

Topic: Forum Games / Galactics OOC [just admit this is dead....]

never play my games

Guys? Shall we just follow this principle or whatever that is?

Topic: Forum Games / Galactics OOC [just admit this is dead....]

So, the only way to break free is to conform yourself to the players.

Conforming to the players. Yes. Dev, jot that down. For isn’t this the first principle of retail?

“The customer’s always right.”

You’re trying to buy our attention and sell us your games. You won’t do that going against public opinion.

Topic: Forum Games / General thread

No clear favorite. As long as it’s fizzy and sweet and mainstream, I’ll probably like it. Cola, lemon-scented cola, lemon and lime soda, orange soda, they’re all good. If it’s not fizzy, it’s good too, most of the time. Apple juice’s fine, orange juice’s fine, blackcurrant is fine, banana’s fine…
Hell, it’d been easier to say what I don’t like. That’d be peach and apricot. Also, joining apple juice and some citrus fruit juice. That’s just awkward.
I also like milk, cocoa…

Hot drinks might not be my favorites, actually. Main problem is preparation time. I have to wait until the water boils, then I have to wait until the drink cools down enough to make it palatable. I’m an impatient person too!

Topic: Forum Games / Galactics OOC [just admit this is dead....]

At least you can enjoy it while it lasts – if that.

Well, that’s the point. If you ever had a toy or anything, were you angry when it was taken away? Same goes here. People get angry when something they used to possess stops being functional, be it breakage or disappearance. Even if they didn’t care much, that annoys them. It could be an object as simple as a bowl – while having it, it could just stand in a cupboard, maybe be used for cereal sometimes, when broken, it’d be annoying. It’s still a loss.
No one really thinks ‘this bowl has served me well while I had it’. No one thinks ‘In the past I had no bowls’. People just think ‘Damnit, I lost a bowl’. And it causes them grief.

Don’t deny it. You liked those games IN SPITE OF ME. right?

And that’s another thing. Your games actually suck. If I ever sign up for one, it’ll be because I’ll see some hope for it. At first, when a game is sown, it’s just an ugly seed. I stick around as some of those seeds might grow into actually aesthetically pleasant flowers.
However, they do not even have an occasion to grow up, for you dig them up prematurely, and we get to see no flowers in the end, and that angers us further.

Topic: Forum Games / Galactics OOC [just admit this is dead....]

Originally posted by ThePandaDoctor:

That’s exactly what Speedy said about me being Dev’s alt. I don’t think anyone would accuse their own alt.

Strangest thing is, you’re already familiar with everything, or at least seem so. For a newcomer to the forums, you’re awfully confident. Most new people don’t know how to sign. And you claim you haven’t been lurking the forums – just games here.
And you said Speedy like you know him. And you said alt like you know what’s that.

And, of course, you missed out on badges! That’s weird too.

Anyway, yes. People sign up, then they leave, realizing how bad those games are on closer contact, then Dev gets angry at them and closes the game down, and angers everyone else, prompting them to leave even more readily next time, and it’s a vicious cycle.

So, I simply don’t sign up anymore. I don’t abandon anything this way.

Topic: Off-topic / How to be a nintendo character

How to be a nintendo character terms => (you don’t fulfill those terms => you aren’t a nintendo character)

Logic!

Topic: Off-topic / I have a book fetish.

OT, you have disappointed me

Now this thread can progress

Topic: Off-topic / HOW TO MAKE MYSTERY MEAT

Can I skip steps 3-5?

Topic: Off-topic / post weird stuff japan has done.

I like Japan for how wild it is. Other countries are way too… tame. They don’t do such risque stuff, and that’s a shame.

Topic: Off-topic / Think of a company (that still exists) before you enter this thread

Bioware rules over the console market now? Alone, without EA?

I say, maybe they’ll shut all that down and focus on PCs… not having to port Mass Effect 3 onto those shit-steering things will surely let it be better.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite chocolate?

White chocolate isn’t even chocolate, you blasphemers.

As for me, I like milk chocolate in general. It can have fillings if it needs to – as long as it’s not non-red fruit or raisins, it’s good. Hazelnuts are especially good.

Topic: Off-topic / League of Legends Avatar Month

Originally posted by denamo:

I wanted to join, after i play the game, but then i realized i did not make shortcuts anywhere, even the main menu, and i forgot where i installed it, and am too lazy to search it. Later, maybe.

If your operating system isn’t something real old, searching for the game is as easy as this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xrN-eoilQc

Topic: Off-topic / League of Legends Avatar Month

Originally posted by Mansmany:

is this a female? if so its gonna be my avatar.

That’s Miku Hatsune. See?

In LoL, she traded her voice for the ability to do magic with her etwahl. And boobies.

Similarly, my avatar is now Marisa.

Topic: Forum Games / [Signups] The Sandman's Grave.

That’s not so bad