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Topic: Everybody Edits / I don't get it. What are guardians?

The potential tyranny that can occur is disturbing; especially due to the fact that these so-called ‘Guardians’ will most likely consider themselves the aristocracy of EE. Players with ostensible maturity do exist, so taking this and the youthful demographic into consideration, actually getting this system to work in an efficacious way will take some time, not to mention the almost-unanimous loathing of this approach towards making the game safer.

Personally, after reading about these Guardian players, they appear to be perceived as abhorrent and immature in addition to banning out of spite. GG, EE. First the year-long hiatus and now this.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Zealand = Australia

I live in Australia. I’m gonna end this imperialistic party with this:

  1. Accents are clearly different.
  2. There are no snakes in New Zealand.
  3. Different native animals. AU = Kangaroos, Koalas, Platypuses, etc. NZ = Kiwi and probably other ones. Poor kiwis. Their eggs are one third their size.
  4. Australia has a higher wealth distribution than New Zealand.
  5. Australia has more animals that can kill people than New Zealand and a hell of a lot of other countries.
  6. For every person there are around 5.5 sheep in New Zealand.
  7. Australia uses more energy than New Zealand.
  8. Nicole Kidman. Mel Gibson was raised in Australia.
  9. New Zealand has a climate that sort of gets nearly all the country. Australia has deserts, mangroves, and cold south. Some areas are cold and rainy in Summer and extremely hot in Winter.
  10. Country shape and size. Nuff said about that.
  11. Different slang.
  12. The Great Barrier Reef. Not sure about NZ.
  13. Neither get in shit for anything the US does.
  14. We have less scooters and more stairs. NZ probably has less stairs, but it’s still good to prevent leisure carts from getting people more and more round.
  15. That’s some imperialism you ’Muricans have. Luxembourg and Qatar are extremely rich, and Japan has the highest life expectancy. Singapore is balanced in both and a little higher than the US.
 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Everybody Edits Creepypasta

Originally posted by GravityFractal:
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
Originally posted by Joona1410:
Originally posted by KennethP30:

I am informing you that creepypasta is for adults dat is over than 8000000+ years old and we must conquer creepypasta till ehmm until the creepypashit is dead

No,it’s for 10+ people.

No, it’s for 10 and under people. I’m guessing 3/4 of the users trolling on here are underage.

Not really. Did you check they age?
Most people who spam, not troll, imbecile, are only spamming cause they have nothing good to do.


Either way, you should know the difference between trolling and spamming. But I think those people are doing both them.


If you consider that most people on this game have trouble even trying to type, then I guess age is a factor there. Also, I kept doing age checks, there was a hell of a lot of 8-11 year olds, one 14 year old, and two 15 year olds in a map which had 30 players. Sadly, I’m still older than them anyway, so yeah.

Also, I know you’re talking about these forums, but I decided to do a game check. One check I made on the chat had three nine year olds bickering randomly, some 17 year olds, an immature ‘20 year old’, and the rest was usually 15 year olds. So, consider that, please.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / The trolls

I would gladly take the job, but I’m afraid that this joke of a topic isn’t worth the time to give a critique on. Also, a 11 month bump on this is just as excruciatingly pointless and stupid as the topic itself. Now, if any of you are smart enough to take instructions, it would be recommended to leave this topic and let it drop down.

Okay. Rant ended. Have a nice day. Please forgive me.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / The "suicide" potion.

The Cursed Potion is actually effective against crown/key campers and because of that, it is a good way for crowd control in maps with potions on. It’s also like a timed version of tag/last person standing.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / I'm back.

Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
Originally posted by michaelan:

No offense, but you’re always a complete idiot, so either your little brother’s on way more than you are, or there is almost no difference in intelligence between the two of you. Either way, you’re a complete idiot.

Thanks for the compliment. :D

Look at the tension between these two. So adorable.
 
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Topic: General Gaming / Mutilate a Doll (Official Thread)

Okay…

Paint Can modifies water and material colour when turned upside down. Colour could be changeable.
Time Bomb explodes after a predetermined time has passed.
Nuke explodes three times larger, but needs more stimuli.
Ray Gun could replace the laser gun, but it is smaller and more subject to damage.
Black hole is like a long-lasting implosion with a trash can in the centre.
Fish which make odd sounds upon hitting something.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / New corrupt the wish!

Originally posted by xan99:

Granted, But the same Wish has been wished 1 Million times, so you have to wait in a long-ass Line which results in your death….. Of child obesity.

I Wish for The OP to die.

Granted. You were OP and you died.

I wish for a banana.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Ideas

Originally posted by jbos123:
Originally posted by xan99:

Here’s An Idea.

Make good ideas.

+OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+inb4someonepostsapictureofanideawhichissupposedtoberelatedtoeebutitisn’t

It depends on what kind of ‘good’ idea you’re looking for, Xan, do you mean something which is dynamic and easy to code, or something static but hard to code?

Also, Mich, I’ve noticed you’ve met your match.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / EE not working? Here's the fix!

http://i.imgur.com/esv65.png?1
Google Chrome Users.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / EE not working? Here's the fix!

Originally posted by michaelan:
Originally posted by Smiley_Face:
Originally posted by michaelan:

You do realize that the only people who haven’t done this already are the idiots, right? They don’t even know this thread exists.

No, mich. Most likely, they’re children who can’t read and stumbled upon this game, because it’s full of colours and it’s simple. They just don’t know any better. The idiots are the ones who tantrum about it.

You don’t understand; this is a private joke between GATM and me.

Riiiiiiiiiight. Anyway, I’m making a screenshot for those ‘monkey see, monkey do’ people.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / EE not working? Here's the fix!

Originally posted by michaelan:

You do realize that the only people who haven’t done this already are the idiots, right? They don’t even know this thread exists.

No, mich, most likely they’re children who can’t read and stumbled upon this game because it’s full of colours and it’s simple. They just don’t know better. The idiots are the ones who tantrum about it.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / m

Yeah, I didn’t read the blog, as I had no idea which ones weren’t allowed for even the BC.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / m

Originally posted by a misunderstanding kid

Everybody edits copied this Builders club robloxs builders club came first

Ahem. If you like Roblox so much, click here and never come back. It should lead you to a page error.

Originally posted by a misunderstanding child

This Builders club Is LAME! robloxs builders club is better you can get the blocks

You CAN get the blocks with this. Lrn2Read.

Originally posted by a misunderstanding underage

even if you keep energy and buy them Dont waste money and buy it its a waste

You blew my mind with that random ‘even’. But you are right in a way.

Originally posted by a misunderstanding prepubescent

MrShoe is crazy for adding this all this junky Everybody edits builders club make me

He’s not crazy, he either is desperate for money, either for the game or something else, or he’s just greedy.

Originally posted by a misunderstanding kid

Headache its achally just get all blocks we can get the blocks ourself its just a copyed

Nope. You’ll need to buy the beta pack, the diamond, and any limited-time packs you missed. Also: ‘copyed’?

Originally posted by a misunderstanding young’un

Club it should be named ‘’Editiy Club’’ but it copied roblox so its junk

Editiy Club you say? I’m so gonna call a vote for changing the name of it. And just because it has the same name as some other game, (on the chat I saw that some other prepubescent was complaining that it’s too similar to Roblox.) it doesn’t make it any worse.

As far as I know, Roblox is a game for people below the age of ten. I’m taking a wild guess that this person is below 13.

(If this post quoting is all wrong, it’s not my fault. Kong doesn’t have a ‘Preview’ option which I’m familiar with as it’s in almost every forum I used to go to)

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / New corrupt the wish!

Originally posted by alexislag:

Granted. But world owners, administrators, and moderators can see those people who were using the invisible smiley.
I wish for a Starfox pack.

Granted. Complaints become rampant and [inhale] block packs ripped from games such as Mario, DK, Tetris, and other classics become in question, thus ending development as we know it.

I wish for a box.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / [INCP] Incinerating Power

Originally posted by Gio500:

Crew Suggestion

Seeming this crew will need more levels, I have an easy suggestion. We will use one reserve from the first page and do this:

  • Timezones will be shown for each member of the crew. Example:

+8 GMT

  • AndreiTan
  • Gio500

+9 GMT

<none>

  • Another idea is that we add a bio function or an activity function to set when we are online.

+10 GMT
Smiley_Face

+12 GMT (I think)
DAZ

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / [INCP] Incinerating Power

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Originally posted by Lirum053:

Should I rehost Crew Wars on my behalf? DAZ’s dead.

DAZ isn’t dead.

We were about to do crew wars around 9:00 AM (GMT +8) but we didn’t have enough members.

Never saw him. I was on 2-5pm like he asked… must be unexpected changes in schedule.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Contest] Win Steam Games for FREE! (Winners inside!)

Terraria. Looks like the game you have up there, mate.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / [INCP] Incinerating Power

This new woot system will keep me on longer, and I’ll HOPEFULLY get an opportunity to work again on Mirage…

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / [INCP] Incinerating Power

Sorry about my inactivity, I had… things to do. Also, 41 pages in a matter of months, wow.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / [INCP] Incinerating Power

Sad thing is I missed out on Ghost.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / [INCP] Incinerating Power

I’m on daily, but nobody is here.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / [INCP] Incinerating Power

Originally posted by DragonArcherZ:

Guys, stop making a giant quote pyramid ffs.

Methinks this will get mod attention.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / [INCP] Incinerating Power

Originally posted by DragonArcherZ:

Yeah uh, so we can’t get dialogue for PlasmaMan.

Dragon’s sadface. :[

[snip]

Sorry to burst your bubble guys.

It’s okay… maybe have block text in any free space big enough for one or two small sentences?

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / If only...

Originally posted by michaelan:

I WISH WE HAD GUNS N STUFF SHOOT EACH OTHER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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