Recent posts by UzumakiNaruto on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Do you hate Nintendo's Wiitarded puns?

Chad Wiiner is my hero! He’s so insightful and intelligent, and the sweet music of his voice brings my ears to a state of pure bliss and joy!

Are you satisfied? I have succeeded in making a hilarious pun (especially if you’ve seen the Chad video).

Topic: Off-topic / Do you hate Nintendo's Wiitarded puns?

Chad Warner is my hero! He’s so insightful and intelligent, and the sweet music of his voice brings my ears to a state of pure bliss and joy!

Topic: Off-topic / Your home alone...

I lock all doors in fear of robbers and axe murderers, and then I log onto Kongregate to gift the forums with my vast intelligence.

Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Trivia II

Errm, Emperor Penguin, perhaps?

Topic: Off-topic / Do you hate school

Think of it this way. School is the only place where your forced to go that girls are forced to go to too. Given the inherited social status of most internet dwellers its just about your only chance to meet a girl.

CHANCE GET

+1 girl

Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Trivia II

Of course he’s going by the Bible. That’s the original place that said he was born in Bethlehem…

Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Trivia II

Jesus was born in Bethlehem, specifically in a manger.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you hate school

Why is everyone moaning about early? 8:55 (school starts) isn’t that early.

The world isn’t exactly like Scotland. Different schools start at different times, and people have to get up early to get ready to go to school (showers, breakfast, extra sleep, etc).

In the USA, many schools start at around 8:00 (mine starting at 8:05), so I can understand people whining about it (not that they should).

On topic, I quite enjoy school. I like learning about new things and challenging myself to be better :D

Topic: Off-topic / Assault

My God, are you just taking this short cut for the kicks and to annoy him? Just take a detour and ignore this ‘problem’, if you can call it that. It doesn’t matter if he owns the road or not, and it seems that you are the one starting all the trouble. Again, just take another road to school.

Topic: Off-topic / ZOMG!!!!3421 points!!!!!

Lulz, don’t strain your brains, friends. It’s quite obvious that it was an alt that reloaded old save files >_>

It doesn’t need this much discussion…

Topic: Off-topic / Coolest Name/Last Name/Username

Naruto

Uzimakie

A narutard??? In MY forums? >:(

Urrrgl, try not to make it so blatant.

Topic: Off-topic / lazlo come bak

Anything for you, my King. I shall tend to your every whim. Whatever you may need, I shall fetch it for you, my King. Please come back and rule us, once more!

Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Trivia II

It’s Antoine De Saint-Exupéry, right? I loved reading that book :D

Topic: Off-topic / Twilight

Hang a cross up in her locker, tape the garlic to the back of the cross, super glue the stake to the front of the cross so that the pointy part is pointing towards the opening of the locker, and video tape her response.

Topic: Off-topic / What makes you just want to scream?

I do that…in fact, I create entire “finger families” representing the whole range of emotions one can feel.

>:( That annoys me even more!

Topic: Off-topic / What makes you just want to scream?

I dislike internet tough guys, but they don’t exactly make me want to scream >_>

IRL, I hate people who make things that they think are ‘cute’. Like when someone takes a marker and draws a little face on his/her finger; it’s annoying beyond belief.

Topic: Off-topic / south park

I was never really a fan of South Park. It was annoying how in every episode, some religion/race/culture/country was insulted and how Kenny always died. The humor was always terrible (LOLOL HE INSULTED THE MEXICANS! HOW HILARIOUS), so again, I never exactly watched it.

The only one I ever actually liked(?) was the vampire one, solely for the reason that I could connect with the hate for Twilight and vampires.

Topic: Games / Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 2 Walkthrough [VIDEO]

The game was, compared to the others, actually fairly easy, so I’m sure many people didn’t really need this guide.

That doesn’t mean it’s not appreciated, though.

Topic: Kongregate / Help test possible Mud and Blood 2 impossible badge!

Ohhh, sorry for the mistake.

That’s all that appeared on my screen.

EDIT: Don’t edit! >:(

Yes, when I started a game, a message that said ‘Games: 1’ appeared.

Followed by ‘Games: Success’

No ‘Staff: 1’ message appeared.

Topic: Kongregate / Help test possible Mud and Blood 2 impossible badge!

Most of them submitted after 5-10 seconds for me. While the chat and room was loading, the ‘general’, ‘victoria’, and ‘staff’ all loaded up. Then, when the chat loaded up, the rest of the stats loaded up. And then I played the game >_>

Once I upload the screenie to photobucket, I’ll post it here.

EDIT:

Topic: Off-topic / Harry potter or star wars?

Harry Potter. Nothing like brits doing magic. Too bad they couldn’t do anything in the revolutionary war…

The 13 Colonies were British Colonies. Britain apparently has a large concentration of wizards/witches. Therefore, it would make sense for the 13 Colonies to have had some wizards/witches, as well.

Topic: Off-topic / I got 1337 Points

[It is my personal belief that anyone that watches south park or the simpsons should never be allowed to breed, and all staff members of south park should be shot.]

Good sir, I believe you left out Family Guy. I believe that it would tie with ‘South Park’ for ‘stupidest show on TV’.

Topic: Off-topic / The Real Christmas

My family’s tree arrives tomorrow while I’m at school, so unfortunately, I don’t get to have fun setting it up on the stand. I also won’t be able to decorate it for a while since my family usually waits until a week before Christmas to put all the decorations up on the tree.

Topic: Off-topic / Funny Phobias

I would think that my phobia would be very similar to this phrase:

‘There is nothing to fear but fear itself’

If there is an axe murderer coming right at me with the intent to kill me, I’m not actually afraid of the pain or the death, I’m scared at the fear that I will feel right before I die. The long, agonizing moments will torture me.

Topic: Off-topic / The Real Christmas

I swear to…uhm…I swear that it looked exactly like how I described it. One of the Apostles was sitting on a stony, moss-infested chair with a goblet in his hand, and since his hand and goblet were drooping towards the floor as he sat, it looked like he was dead. My…goodness, it scared the wits out of me. And to make matters worse, nobody else in my class had the same reaction, so I was alone with this pain and fear.