Recent posts by Old_Brown_Shoe on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic


I love living in Asia.

 
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I approve.

 
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I actually have a picture that I accidentally took that disproves what you just said.

 
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My new puppy.

He likes to take advantage of me.

 
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The arse-ugly one…Hmmm. I’m guessing the guy with glasses, short hair and greatly resembles a human buttock. Amirite?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rules on how to become a Mod

Well I’m just saying that this isn’t the first thread full of bogus rules to become a mod that I’ve seen in this sub-forum.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / In Flames

(And I don’t believe In Flames class as 80’s/90’s grunge/punk scene OBS.)

That’s what I said. I like grunge/punk from the 80’s and 90’s but not so much Death Metal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / In Flames

Meh. I’ve just delved deeper into the grunge and punk scenes of the 80’s and 90’s.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SKA - All Your Ska Needs Here!

Love Ska. Favorite Ska song is Date Rape by Sublime. Some don’t consider it “classical ska”, but it’s as good as any song!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rules on how to become a Mod

The topic itself is Off-Topic. This is not discussion about Kongregate. This is making up pointless ‘rules’ that do not relate to Kongregate (or being a moderator) at all.

Rule Numero Uno – Lighten up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rules on how to become a Mod

1. Must be a Greek god.

Been there done that.

2. Use good grammar

1 sp33c leik t1s al t3h tiem!1

3. Be polite

Screw you.

3.14. Must like pi.

I <3

4. Don’t ask to be a mod

Make me a mod damn you!

5. You do not talk about Mod Club

I hear the Mod Club is a nice place to chillax.

6. must be very flexible.

I can’t touch my toes.

7. Must be able to speak 5 languages.

Is four good enough?

8. Must be able to do back-flips off of tall buildings.

Now that I can do! (Serious I can!)

9. Must be the center of the universe.

I already am. Everything gravitates towards me.

10. Must have the ability to see through woman’s clothing.

Where do I go to acquire this ability?

11. Must agree that pie is better than cake.

The cake is a lie.

12. Must not follow rule 9

I’ll follow whichever damn rule I like.

13. Don’t insult the user ‘koopashell’

Screw you koopashell! (<3)

14. Don’t make up stupid rules.

ur faic is stoopeed

15. Bribe current mods into recommending you

You have no idea. I’ve wasted a damn fortune.

16. Must wear bunny suit.

I will post that in the Photo Topic later.

17. Must have a sense of humor

Laugh or your brains will paint the wall.

18. Must have been unplugged from the Matrix.

I was.

19.Don’t make ‘your mom’ jokes

“Yo momma” is different from ‘your mom’.


Screw the rest of these rules! I’m qualified! (Actually I’m just tired of typing.)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

Originally posted by Ljrules95:
Originally posted by Hokage4354:

He looks 6"2.

He is 6"2, from what I can remember.

I’m 6,3 now ;)

 
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Made with the most flexible garter that shirt is.

 
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It’s there…Just a tad shy :)

 
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I love the beach.

 
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Ever heard of shirts? I hear they are quite awesome.

Thanks. Yeah I have. It’s just, whenever I wear a shirt and move, my muscles tear the fabric.

 
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That’s awesome Rothy! I’m planning to get a silver loop on my ear sometime next month.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Tips on how to get fans

Originally posted by Vegard20:
Originally posted by Old_Brown_Shoe:

Don’t be a jerk (like me) and only add a few people. If you’re too selective about who you add, people will unadd you and sometimes leave shouts saying:

u! y u not ad meh back!?!111

I haven’t had a new fan in what seems like months. Oh well.

Added

<3

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Tips on how to get fans

Don’t be a jerk (like me) and only add a few people. If you’re too selective about who you add, people will unadd you and sometimes leave shouts saying:

u! y u not ad meh back!?!111

I haven’t had a new fan in what seems like months. Oh well.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

Playing a concert at the local reggae bar!

I know! I look like a hippie! Peace and love bros!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The who deserves a SHOUT-OUT topic.

A shout out to uhmm….uhhh….Well shit.

I guess to Cryptosporidian for being an awesome online pal and for all the philosophical discussions we have.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

Originally posted by Vegard20:

What’s that behind your foot?

Possibly a bag of coke to help me concentrate.

Originally posted by Vegard20:

And why does it say 17 on that wooden pile?

Because, it’s a clue to the world’s largest hidden booty.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic is going to be pwned.

I see a spam pyramid a-rising. Let it be dudes. It’s not a contest to see which thread gets most posts and views.

 
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Food. Old food.