Recent posts by RollerCROWster on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / what is the worst continent and why is it South America?

South America has NO CROWS :’<<<<<<<<

discuss

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Integrity/Character/Honesty

Words that losers use to describe themselves. They are all “;_; they may have won but at least i have integrity, character, and honesty!!” then they write a long rambling post about being friend zoned lol

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Political Correctness as a Barrier to Communication

microaggressions are things that professional victims complain about when they havent been the victim of any real oppression.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Genetically modified foods

tl;dr version of anti-GMO ppl: “OMG IF U MAKE CORN GROW BIGGER IT MIGHT MAGICALLY START MAKING CYANIDE!!! BKUZ DATS HOW GENETICS WORK!!!!!!!”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DOES USA PRESIDENT BAROCK OBAMA have one of the most stressful jobs EVER??

everyone knows that fake humans made by the reptoids age faster than real humans

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last meal you cooked yourself?

hurr durr im a human!! i burn meat and put random leaves on it!!! im so cool!!!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / POLL: has kong officially run out of creative names for kongpanions?

yes or yes??

yes – 1
yes – 0

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are/is the most overrated thing(s)?

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

It doesn’t sound right and it doesn’t make sense.

“I don’t understand the concept of Rocket Science even if there are people who are going to college learning about it, therefore It doesn’t sound right and it doesn’t make sense to me, so it must not be true!”

Yeah. There is so much people…not one of them.

Lol.

Once again, English isn’t my first language.

Oh really now?

Gabidou’s first language is Portuguese bkuz he lives in brazil

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to troll humans :>>>>

omg how could you guys not DISCUSS CROWS :’<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are/is the most overrated thing(s)?

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Don’t even try reasoning with him; logic and reasoning are the last things someone as emotionally and mentally weak like Gabi should be worrying about.

I not mentally weak.

>claims to not be mentally weak
>messes up grammar

lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are/is the most overrated thing(s)?

also, overrated things threads are so dumb.

its always just a bunch of gay hipsters screaming “OMG LOOK AT HOW BAD THIS POPULAR THIS IS!!!! MY TASTE IS SO GOOD BKUZ I HATE ANYTHING POPULAR!!!!!!!!”

 

Topic: Serious Discussion / Ebola

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Topic: Off-topic / What are/is the most overrated thing(s)?

minecraft videos dont suck because you hate them

they suck because they are always low effort attempts to capitalize off of retarded 7 year olds.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Transgender Individuals

Originally posted by TheBSG:

A summary of BigUglyOrc’s values as gleaned from this discussion:

1. My Privilege.

A. White Language is Sacred and Authoritative.

B. I prefer not learning how other people prefer things and am in the majority so my preferences are louder and thus right.

C. Systems are awesome, but specifically my systems that I choose and fail to qualify beyond referring constantly to authority.

D. False utilitarian ideals that are actually extremely exclusive and rigid.

[Can we take a moment to appreciate how presumptuous I’m being that you’re white, male, and almost necessarily living in America? I could be wrong, but I’ll bet I’m not.]

So you admit that you are bigoted towards white men

or are you one of those weirdos who pretends to hate all white men bkuz they think they can get feminists to sleep with them?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Gayest Fictional Character

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

gardevoir

You’ve didn’t see Gardevoir in the games/anime much, don’t you?

so you admit you have intimate knowledge of every appearance of gardevoir in all pokemans media.

why would you know all that if u didnt want to bang gardevoir?

I … want to bang Gardevoir.

omg he admits it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Gayest Fictional Character

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

gardevoir

You’ve didn’t see Gardevoir in the games/anime much, don’t you?

so you admit you have intimate knowledge of every appearance of gardevoir in all pokemans media.

why would you know all that if u didnt want to bang gardevoir?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Gayest Fictional Character

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

All Korean leads/second leads.

Or a better way to do describe it like a friend posted on my Facebook wall:

WTF?

Its just me or did you just really call all shy males gays?

What in the actual fuck?

She said that all shy guys are gay

its a stealth insult towards gabidou

shy guy → shyguy → gabidou’s fursona

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Gayest Fictional Character

gardevoir

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to troll humans :>>>>

moving photograph with sound

discuss :>>>>>>>>>>>

also inb4 aguspal says “omg i knew this would b a crow thread!!!” as if it wasnt obvious by the :>>>> in the title

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Ebola

what we should be asking is why OBUMMER hasnt made ebola illegal yet

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Official #Gamergate discussion thread

i know that #gamergate is about journalism ethics, but one time someone from gamergate said something mean to someone with a vagina.

obviously this makes it a feminist issue

discuss

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You can only save one OT mod... or A CROW :>>>>

Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:

I guess I’d save a mod.

Don’t take me wrong, I love crows, they’re my favorite species of birds, but… Crows can’t give you any “Thank you” presents if you save them.

So you’d only save people so they can give you something back. Talk about egoism.

Just saying “Thank you” is enough. Crows can’t do that.

But you still want something in return. You think a life isn’t worth anything if it can’t give you an ego boost.

Well, I was just kidding. I wouldn’t let a person die, not even if they are my enemy. It would be unethical.

did you just say that CROWS arent people?? :’<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

ILL PECK UR EYES OUT BITCH

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This guy's fucking hilarious

notice how he cropped out the username

this means gab probably send those to himself with an alt

he used an alt because he is too retarded to html edit lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / We're a CAWture, not a CAWstume

this is NOT who i am and this is NOT OK

discuss years old CAWoween memes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You can only save one OT mod... or A CROW :>>>>

Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:

I guess I’d save a mod.

Don’t take me wrong, I love crows, they’re my favorite species of birds, but… Crows can’t give you any “Thank you” presents if you save them.

So you’d only save people so they can give you something back. Talk about egoism.

Just saying “Thank you” is enough. Crows can’t do that.

But you still want something in return. You think a life isn’t worth anything if it can’t give you an ego boost.

>talks to someone with homestuck avatar
>doesnt assume they are severely autistic

lol