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Topic: Off-topic / Poke-gang

CROWS win because we have mods :>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gay Marriage: A Great Loss for Moralism

Originally posted by James146:

Issendorf, can you please tell me why the Supreme Court decision was bad?

i will do it instead

its because now states are forced to allow gay marriage, which allows them to spin it to “OMG GAYS ARE FORCING THEIR WAYS ON US!!!”

also people are treating it like it just stopped all homophobia forever, which it didnt, and might have even incited homophobes to action.

Typical LIEberals, always trying to pass laws without thinking of the consequences

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Hog the outside lane

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Actually the speed limits are ‘lower than they should be’ in a lot of places so the police can issue more tickets, so the state can get more funding. (Especially on the highways where they’ve even got specially designated drive ways for the police to park in.)

I suppose it’s easier to lower the speed limit and install more police along the highway than it is to get new taxes approved.
{There’s your angle, if you want to make it political ^}

Also crow, did you notice that pretty much everybody besides the original OP is ok with breaking the speed limit as long as you’re doing it relatively safely (leaving enough distance between you and the next car, etc), and I’m pretty sure you’d consider most of us "liberals’ in your opinion.

So what you are saying is that LIEberals are ok with towns and cities expanding their borders to include part of a highway so they can set up speed traps?

lol typical LIEberal behavior; ignoring problems that affect everybody because they cant claim to be “fighting bigotry” by solving them.

i guess LIEberals only care about problems when they can stroke their white savior complexes while solving them

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the CROWfficial CROWnies thread

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

also heres what REAL BABY CROWS look like :>>>>>

before feathers:

after feathers:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Splatoon only has two maps

lol gabidou ignored my post because he knows that it is so correct that he couldnt possibly refute it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Splatoon only has two maps

Originally posted by aguspal:

Thats pretty sad if true….

Its not true

it has 5 maps, but only 2 are playable at any given time

but thats the least of splatoon’s problems which include:
1. you cant leave a multiplayer lobby without turning off your wiiu
2. you cant adjust your equipment while in a multiplayer lobby
3. most of the best gear is unlocked from challenge levels which you can only play with amiibos
4. because of 3, splatoon is pay2win but still costs $60 to buy

discuss how splatoon is a terrible game and only nintendo fanboys like it because they are too retarded to see that they are being screwed over

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Hog the outside lane

going fast is only unsafe because other people cant handle it

drivers license tests should include a part where they have to drive up to 80 mph.

think of all the lives that could be saved

unfortunately, LIEberals are against this because it would mean that only people who are good at driving would get licenses. This goes against their “everybody is a winner yay communism” mentality

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the CROWfficial CROWnies thread

thats not a baby CROW you liar }:<<<<<<<<

 

Topic: Off-topic / my brother is a terrible person.

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Topic: Off-topic / the CROWfficial CROWnies thread

Originally posted by Gevock:

Can I get a caw from my crownies

CAW :>>>

 

Topic: Off-topic / my brother is a terrible person.

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Topic: Off-topic / the CROWfficial CROWnies thread

lol uzzbuzz and gevock added themselves :>>>>>>>>>

also this means CROWnies have ban powers so we win by default };>>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the CROWfficial CROWnies thread

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:

sign

first you sign up for my gang then leia’s then mafefe’s???

>CROWnies
>gang

because gang member are often called CROWnies ;>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the CROWfficial CROWnies thread

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

i would be but because the joke has been taken too far i guess i’m stuck with this shitty poke-gang

hahaha have fun with your “gang” thats just you and a bunch of attention-starved losers that just wanted to be on your list

they wish they are as cool as the attention-starved losers on my list :>>>>>>

list of CROWnies: nothing

yes, that was the joke :>>>

you must be a very clever person to have got it ;>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the CROWfficial CROWnies thread

Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:

My Litte Crowny

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the CROWfficial CROWnies thread

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

i would be but because the joke has been taken too far i guess i’m stuck with this shitty poke-gang

hahaha have fun with your “gang” thats just you and a bunch of attention-starved losers that just wanted to be on your list

they wish they are as cool as the attention-starved losers on my list :>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the CROWfficial CROWnies thread

post here if u r a CROWny

its a portmanteau of CROW and crony

it means you LOVE CROWS and accept your CROWverlord

list of CROWnies:
ninjaChameleon – some weirdo that joins every group
uzzbuzz – caww :>
gevock – caww :>>
reginleifx – who???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Consoles proven to be more powerful than PCs (again)

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

PC doesnt have halo 0/10 wouldnt buy

Pft. Think again.

Halo: Spartan Assault
Halo: Spartan Strike

those aren’t REAL halo games, they are shitty spinoffs that bill gate put on steam bkuz nobody wants to play shitty i phone spinoffs

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Games that are currently being given away for free

Ruudiluca is a liar

PROOF: if he had a steam account, he would have sent me a friend request by now :>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Consoles proven to be more powerful than PCs (again)

PC doesnt have halo 0/10 wouldnt buy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was tumblr for?

Originally posted by burntfires22:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

tumblr is for obsessive fans and upper class white people who pretend to be oppressed

so its great for trolling ;>>>>>>>>>

Wanna raid bro

raids are for losers that cant troll on their own

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Path to Peace

CROWS are always peaceful

maybe you should put us in charge???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was tumblr for?

tumblr is for obsessive fans and upper class white people who pretend to be oppressed

so its great for trolling ;>>>>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 5k posts AMA ayylmao

do you LOVE CROWS???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you pronounce your username?

CAAAAW CAW CAAAAAW CAAAAW