Recent posts by RollerCROWster on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / MME has become a bad poster

PROOF: all of the threads she posts in get locked

discuss

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so now that microsoft owns minecraft...

like half of kong’s unity games are going to be removed lol

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Corporal Punishment

hitting kids is good because it builds character!!

i think ppl should it kids more bkuz then they will have more character

parents should grind their kids character value to lvl 100

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Obama says American Millitary power is unmatched, do you agree??

the US military cant compare to CROWS

we have a secret weapon in space

heres a hint of where: CROWS control the tides ;>>>>>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / vegetarians kill more animals than normal ppl

lets look at the facts:

1. more vegetarians = more farms = more destroyed ecosystems
2. millions of animals are killed by pesticides or are caught in harvesters.
3. vegetarians dont care about these animals bkuz they are rodents and bugs
4. vegetarians only care about the “cute” animals, which makes them shallow losers
5. more vegetarians mean fewer animal farms. this means all domesticated farm animals will either be “put down” or be released
6. the farm animals in the wild cant survive due to no survival skills
7. vegetarians havent thought this far ahead bkuz they’re retarded

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Topic: Serious Discussion / Communism Vs. Capitalism

i think communism is good because everyone gets paid the same

imagine being a dishwasher at a restaurant and making a doctors salary!

also doctors wont be rich so they will stop being elitist narcissists that think they’re better than everyone else. this will make them more willing to do their job!!!

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gun issues updates

i think the best way for gun control is to put more technology into them

imagine guns that had computers in them so they couldnt be fired in civilized areas

ppl with small dicks can keep their compensators and bleeding heart lieberals can pretend to feel safe until they dream up another “threat”

everybody wins!!!

 

Topic: Serious Discussion / Shooting/Riots in Ferguson, USA.

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Topic: Serious Discussion / Corporal Punishment

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Topic: Kongregate / Possibility: close registration? Or make a special thing for OT.

lol @ op wanting kong to do something that would improve the forums.

haven’t you heard? the “real kong community” is chat only. This is an actual justification that kong staff used to ignore the forums

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i also just made an AMA on reddit :>>>

jk i wouldnt do that because im not a gay baby that needs to beg strangers for attention

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Topic: Off-topic / you get abducted by alians anrd learn that you were a sacret agent spying on manking

>manking

lol lrn2spell retard

 
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Topic: Kongregate / petition for kongregate to shutdown for #gamergate

kong should shut down for 1 hour from 12am to 1 am kong time

discuss how cool this will be and how it will prove that kong isnt run by the patriarchy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

mlp sucks it has NO CROWS :’<<<<<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have 10 seconds to give me ONE GOOD REASON why you don't lift weights

CROWS are naturally powerful, so we dont need to work out :>>>>>

 
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Topic: Kongregate / weird forum glitch all of my posts are in quotes

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

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Topic: Off-topic / microsoft just bought mojang for 2.5 billion dollars

discuss how mojang is now rare 2.0

also discuss the future minecraft dlc that microsoft will make because now they are down 2.5 billion dollars

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Iphone 5s or Iphone 6?

whats the difference?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

wait, so this is the 4th dog kongpanion

but there has only been one CROWpanion

discuss how kong HATES CROWS :’<<<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RIP Pokerpo.

more like pokerPOO

#rekt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DAILY REMINDER THIS IS HOW ANUSPAL LOOKS LIKE

why is aguspal sad about LOVING CROWS??? :’<<<<

 
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Topic: Kongregate / why was greg banned?

also, does this mean there will be no new badges???

discuss

 
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Topic: Off-topic / when was alex banned

discuss how OT’s most active mod has been banned :>>>

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [PSA] Check and change your Gmail passwords!

my new gmail password is the same as my kong password: seagullible321

 

Topic: Serious Discussion / Transgender Individuals

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