Recent posts by RollerCROWster on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / your CROWverlord has returned :>>>>>

CAAAAAAAAAAW :>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT doesnt need CROWS anymore *flies away*

bye, fags

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bane is the worst batman villain

Originally posted by NiceBane:

Thats your opinion.

do u have evidence to refute my OP?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bane is the worst batman villain

all he does is wear a gay mask and talk through a voice filter

also he acts tough but gets his ass kicked by some rich loser with a tool belt

discuss

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Question for the forum

all 5 are scrubs bkuz they arent trying to regroup and escape.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is anyone else excited for Ted Cruz's 2016 candidacy?

Ted Cruz.

Ted.

Ted is what children named Theodore call themsleves

Ted Cruz still calls himslef Ted

Ted Cruz is 2 children in an adult costume.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Hello friends I am new here

welcome back vanguarde :>>>>

PROOF that OP is vanguarde:

1. immediately after posting this thread, he bumped 2 old threads about vanguarde
2. after that he spammed SD

discuss

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is anyone else excited for Ted Cruz's 2016 candidacy?

Ted Cruz HATES CROWS :’<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / POLL: are psychiatrists hiding the existance of ghosts???

are they?

yes-1
no- 48257308943751073673688

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

HE WEARS IT FOR YOU!!!!! XXDDDDXDXDXD

OMG LE EPIK BATMAN MAYMAY XDXDXDXDXXDDDDXDXDXDXDXDXD

 
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Topic: Kongregate / P2W, or pay to win

Originally posted by Astricky:

You can easily tell, or you have no perception skills ?

You open a game, did it immediately bumped some gold discount promotion ? Are the mechanics interesting ? How sufocating is the pay to play barrier ? Can you have some fun with it for a while ?

Measure this things.

1. most pay2win games have their promotions pop up upon loading
2. the mechanics are always “lame jrpg ripoff” and/or “wait 5 days to build a shitty building”
3. pay2win games often offer experience/gear/timeskips so that free players are super far behind/have to wait longer.
4. Most pay2win start up “fun”. but then the time you have to wait rises exponentially to get u to pay to skip it or enemies get stronger so u pay for better gear to skip grinding.

Overall, all pay2win MMOs suck. Kong sucks for giving them badges that sometimes take months of grinding (or the help of a high-level player) to get for free

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / 3rd death directly related to cannabis "Consumables" in Colorado

If marijuana is so safe, how did it kill me?

checkmate, LIEberals

(im a spooky CROWst by the way)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Petition for no more dog kongpanions

theres now 7 dog kongpanions

other animals exist plz make kongpanions of them

1 post = 1 sign

discuss

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Tinychat Discussion Thread (NEWD)

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

I can’t “punish” the people who spam it because what can I do, tell them not to post in the thread?

Can’t FM’s silence, or is that only chat mods?

or is that only chat mods?

So moderators in a chat room no one uses can ban people but moderators in an around the clock forum can’t do that. What’s the logic behind that? That a chat mod can’t hurt anyone with a ban because no one chats anyway? Bad developers, weird design choices, bad moderators. You have to be high to understand what the website is trying to do.

The logic is: Forum mods used to be promoted chat mods, so their ban/silence powers carried over. OT forum mods were never chat mods so they never got ban/silence power

also the kong developers are too lazy to update the forum mod userclass

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Concept: Internet ID Verification

Wow lets completely get rid of anonymity on the internet!!!

Its not like theres any value of having a place where people can anonymously criticize governments and religions

those things arent important because someone hurt OP’s feelings :’<

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Tinychat Thread: OT Edition

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Topic: Off-topic / GIANT CROWS spotted

He’s a BIG CROW :>>>>>>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MME will actually lock this thread

because mme and i are bffs, which means she will actually lock this thread!!!

discuss before she locks it :>>>>>>

also its a bandwagon so its guaranteed a lock :>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GIANT CROWS spotted

CAAAAW :>>>>

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Assisted Suicide and Our Changing View On Death

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

if suicide is so good, why dont u do it

oh wait u wont bkuz u know its bad

checkmate, LIEberals

quoted for new page

Originally posted by petesahooligan:

There are only so many reasons why a person would consider death an acceptable outcome. Some of them we accept as a society and others we don’t. It seems rather arbitrary at times.

but if someone kills themselves, that means ppl who know them will feel guilty. Since they are the survivors and have negative consequences, that makes them the TRUE victims of suicide.

also all ppl who commit suicide are selfish jerks for making other ppl sad

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Is kong's CEO, Emily_Greer really a cocaine addict?

Before I start, I just want everyone to know that I’m not accusing her of anything, I’m just asking questions.

Ok so it is known that Emily_Greer is currently taking ice skating lessons. Except, kong HQ is in San Francisco, where its too hot for there to be ice.

So what “ice” could she be “skating”?

Everyone knows that “ice” is street slang for cocaine.

“Ice Skating” must be slang for snorting cocaine.

So does Emily Greer spend all her kong money on cocaine?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Assisted Suicide and Our Changing View On Death

if suicide is so good, why dont u do it

oh wait u wont bkuz u know its bad

checkmate, LIEberals

 
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Topic: Off-topic / which race is the worst race????

foot race: it involves running and that means its SUPER ABLEIST
bike race: racing on bikes. nobody cares about bikes.
boat race: racing on water. kills fish and drunk white ppl.
car race: racing on cars. only drunk rednecks care tho
air race: racing on planes. it involves invading CROWS turf :’<<<<
snow race: racing on snow. the track isnt even so its not fair. also 50% of snow races are on skis and thats super gay
game race: fat autists race to see who can beat some shitty game the fastest
space race: america and russia compete to see who can kill teh most animals by flinging them into space

so which race is the worst???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / zamininc's dick pic (this is the thread w/ teh actual pic)

Originally posted by Zaminick:

how is it gay to wanna see my own dick

fine, i added u to the exceptions

 
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Topic: Off-topic / zamininc's dick pic (this is the thread w/ teh actual pic)

lol ur gay

discuss how super gay u r

unless ur a girl like maowee or dminor or zamininc