Recent posts by RollerCROWster on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / POLL: why does world of warcraft suck?

why does WoW suck?

1) it is a boring grindfest
2) every quest is either go kill x enemies or go kill the damage sponge bosses.
3) all of the races are super gay (especially dwarves)
4) all of the races are generic fantasy races
5) its pay2win and still has a subscription fee
6) the graphics suck
7) Blizzard phishes all your information before u can play
8) no playable CROW race :’<<<<
9) other (plz explain)

plz choose all that apply

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Game: Room 101

if only there was a subforum for forum games…

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Home sweet home...

proof?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Are there more than two genders?

Originally posted by Reader5567:
Originally posted by karmakoolkid:
Originally posted by Reader5567:

There are two.

Problem solved.

Meh, just my opinion. I’ve met some crazy people out there who think there are 50.

those people only say that so they can say they are a new gender they just made up so they can pretend they are just as oppressed as trans people

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / When Does A Human Life Begin?

accordion to the anti-abortion ads i keep seeing, life starts when teh fetus has a heartbeat

bkuz teh heart is totally moar than a large blood vessel??

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Minecraft sucks.

Lets look at the facts:

1. all you do is punch sand for 10 hours
2. its a RIPOFF of infiniminer
3. the AI and combat suck
4. exploring is pointless unless you love hills and trees
5. mining is boring unless you like clicking blocks for 10 hours
6. crafting is pointless unless you like mining for 10 hours to get marginally better armor

discuss

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / United States Map- "The most of"

i agree

 
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Topic: General Gaming / minecraft good building ideas?

Originally posted by minecraftmagic:

nggggggggggggggg
i want to build a sniwman

wow what an original thing that nobody has ever built

maybe try some pokemon sprites next?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / If a developer gets perma'd are their games removed?

no because kong takes 100% ad revenue from banned devs

so there is literally nothing stopping kong from banning random devs and profiting off their work

way to go, kong

 
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Topic: Kongregate / the TRUTH about kongregate

kongregate confirmed for illuminati!!!!

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / United States respect for Women "South Carolina Shame Edition"

Women ARE a lesser cut of meat

Lets look at the facts:

1. the average man has more muscle mass than the average woman
2. muscle = meat
3. men have more meat than women
4. women are a lesser cut

discuss this flawless logic

checkmate, feminists

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Tinychat Thread: OT Edition

Originally posted by HalfCutHenry:
Originally posted by skiller78:

Room: /kongregationTC
Owners: Zamininc, TheRoflWaffle
Moderators: Superfastjelly, Immortal7777, Madjedi, SerbianGirl
Comments: The only really active TC on Kongregate. Allows free speech of ALL types and freedom of expression

Banned users:
-Cocoapuff310

Patron saint of /kongregationtc: Elliot Rodger

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do female dwarves have beards?

bkuz all dwarves are super gay so the only way to continue the species is for the women to look like men

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Pokeball Thread

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

OP wishes he had Gabidou99’s pokeballs in his mouth.

came here to post this, but u already did

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Looking into getting a new gaming PC

u cant 720 n0 sc0p3 with mouse + keyboard

get a xbox 1 it the only gaemz that matter: CoD and Halo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RIP Mikkmar's father, Aabheer Margus Moll

[F]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / u mad?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

I’m not particularly mad, no.

>not
>no

double negative

lol ur so mad

 
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Topic: Off-topic / u mad?

i was never rly baned n i wuz jsut trollan u!!!

u mad u mad u look mad u stupid bitch

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just heard that MME asked the admins to ban me :'<<<<<

so if i get banned, you know who is responsible

also press [F] to pay respect to ur fallen CROWmrades

rip me :’<<<

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Theoretic Wonders: Man and Machine

FACT: machines are science
FACT: atheists make science
FACT: atheists worship satan

anyone who is dumb enough to replace their bodies with satan’s machines deserve to become his puppets.

 

Topic: Serious Discussion / United States "Michigan Shame Edition"

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Topic: Serious Discussion / Is Joshua "Leelah" Alcorn a Hero?

Originally posted by Reader5567:

Right, so I don’t think that Joshua Alcorn is a hero, for the sole reason that he killed himself. Suicide doesn’t make you a hero.

ummm wtf???

hes ded nao so u kant sai meen thangs abut him!!!!

HE WUZ AN HERO N U NO IT!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Team flash game coming soon to Kong

is it being made with rpgmaker or stencyl?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / POLL: are dwarves the gayest fantasy race??

Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

No Dwarves are badass.

So you admit that you think all dwarves have good asses?

I am saying they are awesome beings who deserve to be worshipped.

So you want to get on your hands and knees and worship a dwarf?

Actually I am a dwarf so I would be worshipping myself. I do think the lesser races should bow down to dwarf kind.

lol gay

 
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Topic: Kongregate / RIP Kongregate Ant

[F]

kong ant is dead because gamestop deemed it unprofitable.

rip u wil alwais b in mah hart :’<<<<<<