Recent posts by RollerCROWster on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What OTer do you think hates you the most?

immortal7777 or adv0catus

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What happened to Uber

he got murdered by angry taxi drivers

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rollercausters or Water slides?

rollerCROWsters :>>>>>

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongpanion merch

make some t shirts or something with the kongpanions so ppl will care about them

also ppl who have kongpanions based on them should get all merch of that kongpanion for free ;>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm A CROW AMA

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

What do you find more attractive?
Crows or humans?

That is 2 questions, ur only allowed 1

Originally posted by Kazeelex:

Virgin?

I am not from virginia

Originally posted by LukeMann:

How do you feel about ravens, jackdaws, and other corvids?

they are also CROWS :>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm A CROW AMA

Originally posted by Caravine:

Ever fapped to a mirror?

no

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Ever fapped to a minor?

no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm A CROW AMA

ask me stuff and i will maybe answer

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kong needs to badge more games ABOUT CROWS :>>>>

us CROWS face so much disCROWmination and kong wont even badge games about us :’<<<<<

#yesallCROWS #givemoneytoCROWS

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Was math invented or discovered?

How Can Math Be Real If Numbers Aren’t Real?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A fun "game" to waste your time

this site was blocked due to malware

FLAGGED FOR POSTING VIRUS LINK

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why does Sonic the Hedgehog attract so much autism?

our story begins with a crow flying around station square. it was minding its own business when suddenly IT ALL FLOODED OMG!

then a giant monster rose out of the water and destroyed a building. resting on a broken bridge, the crow saw a yellow hedgehog attacking the evil water beast. The beast hit the yellow hedgehog, knocking him into the crow. This transfered some of sonic essence to the crow

the crow was transformed into a hedgehog/crow hybrid, now known as a hedgecrow. Crownic the hedgecrow helped kill the evil water beast and then flew away.

Later, he found the secret 8th chaos emerald and became emo for some reason.

TO BE CONTINUAD???

my ORIGINAL CROW DO NOT STEAL!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to CROW post

its easy!

1. Add random CROW puns
2. CAPITALIZE the word CROW and anything related to them (i.e. NEST, FEATHER, TALON)
3. If you want to threaten someone, threaten to PECK their eyes out.
4. Use :> and :< . more s means more emotion!!!
5. If someone INSULTS CROWS :‘<<<<<, use :’<<<<
6. When someone posts DEAD CROWS :’<<<<, call them edgy losers.
7. Remember: CROWS dont actually care about anything posted on OT, so neither should you.

discuss

 
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Topic: Kongregate / 10 games left

FACT: the number of games being uploaded is going to go down until we reach ~2 left, then hundreds of ppl will upload games.

but only 1 can be the 100K game.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / 10 games left

Originally posted by Heather:

We were going to replace our Ant mascot with the new Crow mascot to celebrate 100,000 games, but then we remember that Kongregate hates Crows.

admin KONFIRMED!!

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Should we relax marriage laws even further?

If polygamy becomes legal, will tax deductions be greater for groups with more people?

If so, we should all get super married so we will have so many tax deductions that the government will pay us :>>>>

we could be like a giant murder but with ppl :>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Punish games which abuse the ask system

if someone sends you spam, send them a strongly worded private message.

If they do it again, block them forever.

Kong will never get rid of the spam feature because all they care about is money :’<<<<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the OT OFFICIAL multiplayer game badges thread

Everyone hates how greg badges pay2win mmos. To get the badges, you have 3 choices: paying money, grinding for hours, or getting random ppl online to help you. Also, many games are dead so their badges are almost impossible.

This thread is for all of us to help each other get all the mmo badges.

Also maybe we will have days where we all go play some ancient mmo and get its badges???

discuss and join

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i have a folder labled "cringe" where i keep all of my ot meme material. includes photoshopped pics of gab, mikk, agus, and amane.

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

do you have any pictures OF CROWS???

>implying crows are cringeworthy

>implying the word cringe still has a meaning

Check out these 6 cringeworthy .gifs! number 3 really made me cringe!!!

>implying buzzfeed still has a purpose

>implying buzzfeed’s purpose isnt to profit off of losers that share “funny” links on facebook

 
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Topic: Kongregate / 10 games left

Originally posted by LukeMann:

I’ve only ever seen the “…” above the Kongregate logo, ever since we left beta.

did you try deleting ur cookies and clearing ur cache?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i have a folder labled "cringe" where i keep all of my ot meme material. includes photoshopped pics of gab, mikk, agus, and amane.

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

do you have any pictures OF CROWS???

>implying crows are cringeworthy

>implying the word cringe still has a meaning

Check out these 6 cringeworthy .gifs! number 3 really made me cringe!!!

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Should we relax marriage laws even further?

Dont give in to polygamy laws.

LIEberals want polygamy to be legal so they can force everyone into marriages with each other.

With marriage forcing everyone to share their assets, LIEberals will have their COMMUNIST utopia.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i have a folder labled "cringe" where i keep all of my ot meme material. includes photoshopped pics of gab, mikk, agus, and amane.

do you have any pictures OF CROWS???

 
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Topic: Kongregate / 10 games left

almost to 100K games

discuss how kong is almost up to 100K games

also discuss how kong wont celebrate this because they stopped caring about us when they sold out to gamestop.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Plausible ways on dealing with problem users and stemming the tide of spam

Make it so a new account’s posts get removed if they contain off-site links. Have it last for a few days or until they are a certain level or until they have a certain number of posts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Haha I'm a dev and you're not

You do know that kong doesnt pay you unless you are entitled to over $500, right?

PROOF: the pig n heron game