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Proof of Nerd-dom Stories!
You fools, with 1 or 2 reasons. Here:
The top 101 reasons I am a complete and utter nerd.
101.I’ve already logged 23 hours of actual playtime on SSBB
100.I watch the Food Network
99.I record the food Network
98.of the 23 shows I record, 9 are Food Network, 11 are Sci-Fi and the other two are Futurama and Mythbusters, nerdy enough in their own right
97.All the music I have on my computer I got from Newgrounds Audio.
96. While we’re on the subject of music, I enjoy classical music.
95.I enjoy reading the classifieds in the newspaper, just for the occasional humor of it.
94.I have a mac
93.I think Vista was under prepared, and that I will never use it.
92.I read the political comics in the newspaper, but I laugh….
91.I read that can as noobs.
90. I asked my school to use firefox, and they said no, so I used a pretty simple html script to show them how easily an 8th grader can destroy the schools computer system.
89.I love garage sales.
88.I play Magic:The Gathering
87. I play World of Warcraft.
86. I actually enjoy playing Trivial Pursuit. (marathon Style)
85.my favorite number is 530450804. (hint:calculator)
84.I iron my undershirts.
83.I have a book on beating Pac-Man, and actually spent 12 hours memorizing it.
82.I enjoy math
81.On that subject, I enjoy proofs.
80.I am part of the Triple Nine Society.
79.I eat ramen…For breakfast.
78.I love confusing my math teachers with impossible problems, which they actually have never heard of, and try to solve.
77.I play ARG’s
76.I am teaching myself Russian.
75.I have more people on my AIM buddy list that I met on the internet than I met in real life.
74.I know the difference between newb and n00b.
73.I use 9 different browsers.
72.I play connect 4 competitively.
71.I have watched Wargames 12 times and spent time discussing with myself, why Joshua would percieve a game is real, if he has perfect logic.
70.I know all 10 dimensions
69. I enjoy debating the finer points of the impossibility of an 11th Dimension.
68.I still think Pokemon was an excellent RPG.
67.I still play Pokemon.
66.I instantly connect 66 with Order 66 from Star Wars.
65.I love XKCD
64.I say, the cake should have been a fake. The Pie is the real Lie.
63.I taught myself to count cards, but I never gamble.
62. I know 13 different ways to play solitaire.
61. My high score on MS pinball is 63,780,200
60.I almost enjoyed Episode 1
59.I subscribe to, and I digress:EGM, PSM, Macworld, Computer Shopper, Discovery, PopMech, Popsci, and RD.
58.True or False. This reason is false. : )
57.I’m the only one in my school who knows what 1337spk is.
56.I watch Jeopardy every day, and play along.
55.When I managed to find a mistake on ABC, I spent over 2 hours with their customer service to point it out.
54.I know who Anon is.
53.I still love The Beatles.
52.I frequently play with lego’s