Recent posts by KapKyle on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What should I name my Blog?

“here we go aGlen”

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Topic: Off-topic / Who will have the last word In this post?

Who will have the last word In this post?

I’d wager you will, if you keep bumping it like that. ; D

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Topic: Off-topic / Read This If You Fail or Lose

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Topic: The Arts / The Moon

This is a doodle I drew the other day.

First in pencil, then I traced in pen and scanned it.

I liked it so much that I decided to color it in flash. :D

And I saved it in super-large wallpaper form! Free of charge! Enjoy!

Click Here!

So what do you think?

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Topic: General Gaming / Worlds best games.

Well, here's my list. I've made it ultra long and chunky so that you have a lot to pick apart and analyze if you wish, ppl104. It's longer than 10 games, though... And though I numbered these, _they're in no specific order_. *My List* *1. Megaman 2 (NES)* Some of the best level design known to man and the some of the best music aswell. An extremely enjoyable game in every single aspect. *2. Viewtiful Joe (GC/PS2)* Don't you dare knock this because of the series' downfall. It takes everything great about the Double Dragon games, bullet time, and superpowers and combines them into one action-packed memorable adventure. I don't understand how anyone could not fall in love with this game. *3. Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)* The definition of gaming bliss. One of the few games that can completely enthrall me, forcing my brain not to leave its candy-coated bunny-filled gravity switching goodness. *4. Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 (DC, PS2, Xbox, Arcade)* When you said "super smash bros was not the best fighter game in the world street fighter would have to be the best" I thought that was one of the most ridiculous statements I ever read. One, because you completely shot down gereffis opinion by saying a very different fighting series, and Two, because you were very non-specific by saying Street Fighter, which is very vague since I doubt you were speaking about the first Street Fighter game. I would say most people probably think of Street Fighter 2 or one of its many turbo incarnations. SF2 was definitely one of the most influential fighting games of all time, sweeping up kids with little change and 35-year old business men alike to arcades around the world back in the 90s, but I personally think that the gameplay and graphics were improved later in the Alpha series, Street Fighter 3, and even moreso in the wonderful Vs. games. (Capcom Vs. Snk, Marvel vs. Street Fighter) I'd have to pick Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 as the best of the series, due to it's massive amount of wacky heroes to choose from, different speed settings (Normal, Turbo, TURBO2!) and _jazz music_! And you can have Spider-Man fight M. Bison. I'd like to see somebody truthfully say that doesn't sound like one of the coolest match-ups in the history of the universe. *5. Super Metroid (SNES)* Just writing the words 'Super Metroid' gives me a tingly feeling inside. You're trapped on a planet with one simple goal: to destroy the space pirates, Mother Brain, and their base and save the last Metroid in existence from their evil hands. During the course of the game you do that, and so much more. Once you finish the game, all of the ingenious puzzles, humongous boss battles, and escape sequences turn into a single blur; a memory of epic action and adventure that will never leave your mind. *6. Sonic 3 and Knuckles (Genesis)* At least one side-scrolling Sonic game needs to go on a list of the worlds greatest games. And though I loved the GBA ones, if I had to pick my favorite I'd have to go with Sonic 3 and Knuckles. It has some of the most memorable music and levels of all Sonic games, some really neat 3D-ish bonus levels, and best of all you can play through the entire game as it was meant to be played, with all of the levels from S&K and Sonic3 in one spicy super-long package. *7. Elite Beat Agents (DS)* Help the former baseball-playing amusement park employee save his biggest fan from a fire-breathing golem! Help the newly-bankrupt millionaire discover the lost city of Atlantis! Help a car-salesmen become a ninja and steal back secret plans in the enemy fortress! Help a lost dog save some valuable china and gain the love of a poodle on his journey home! You have the power to save the world! YOU CAN DO IT!!! E-B-A!!! E-B-A!!! E-B-A!!! E-B-A!!! E-B-A!!! E-B-A!!! ARE YOU READY?!? YEEEEAAAAH!!! 3! - 2! - 1! ~ GOOOO!!! I WAS BOOOOOORN, IN A CROSSFIRE HURR-I-CANE. . . *8. Rollercoaster Tycoon (and its many expansions) (PC)* Chris Sawyer took the addictiveness of the Sim-City series and dropped it all into one hilarious and addictive game that's almost more fun to screw around with than to try to get money. Oh, seems that someone let go of a balloon. -POP!- Well that takes care of that problem! Hmm... I think I'll give away free bright purple cowboy hats. That comes at a price though: it now costs $2 to use the bathroom! >:D HAHAHA. YOU HAVE SHAMED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, DANCING PANDA MASCOT. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO INTO THE DRINK! I WISH IT WOULDN'T HAVE COME TO THIS... NOBODY WILL HEAR YOUR MUFFLED SCREAMS. Goddamn, more people are lost? Turn the speed up on The Loop Of Death! Ah, payback... sweet, sweet payback. *9. Pokemon Diamond and Pearl (DS)* Ppl104, your reasons are lame. Sorry! You said it, not me. "kind of boring because they are practical repeats of the others." Honestly? I wouldn't have it any other way. D&P are pretty much the quintessential Pokemon titles, featuring the best graphics, online battles and trades, and having a c-r-a-p-load of Pokemon catchable in each version. Oh, and the ability to import from the GBA games. And contests. And watch apps. And the underground. *10. Bubble Bobble (NES)* Lalalala, la la la la. BAM! Ha ha! You have turned into ice-creme! Oh how the mighty have fallen! LALALAlalalala... Red Peppers?! Well, I did just eat ice-creme and an unimaginable amount of oranges.. but why not! Lalalala, wheeee! Water! Haha ha ha hee hee haaaaa... well hello giant green guy! AAH AAH STOP STEPPING ON ME!! AAAAAAAH! NO! NO! THE PAIN!! AAH!! *11. The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker (Gamecube)* It's imaginative, beautiful, _fun_... the entire world in Wind Waker is full of more wacky characters and puzzles than any sane human could ever need and yet the game leaves me yearning for more every time that I play it. *12. Contra 4 (DS)* Much like Diamond and Pearl, Contra 4 deserves to be on this list because it is hands down the best game in the series. Be amazed at the sandstorm of bullets! The gigantic bosses! You are expected to jump off of the giant bug onto a moving motorbike to shoot off its repulsive head letting loose an explosion of blood and puss in order to enter and destroy an even more disturbing and complex alien hive. It's not an easy battle, by no means. In fact, defeat is almost inevitable. But what's wrong with that? Show that alien scum who's boss! The Challenge IS the game, overcoming one of the worlds most difficult challenges IS the sweet, sweet reward. The ability to say you fought the fight; you entered the battlefield nothing more then any normal human is and leaving the battlefield a champion. The ULTIMATE champion. YOU can save the world, and all you need is an insane amount of skill, some luck, and a little belief in yourself to do so. *13. Super Smash Bros. of some sort* I'm almost positive Brawl will be one of the greatest achievements of mankind; but I can't _really_ put it on a list without having actually played it. It's Or something. I don't know. Less than two weeks, though! Whoo! I have to remember to stock up on cola and cheez-its. March 9th is going to be a day to remember. That's it. My list. Whee. There's probably a few games I forgot to add. While writing this list I was fueled by extreme boredom and a monster bucket of super-sugary licorice, a combination that could definitely cloud ones memory and judgment. In fact I would now say that anything written by someone while in this state shouldn't be taken seriously at all. Though I still might not be sober. bq. Super coulmbine is not one of the best games in the world,and half of the reviews said it was the worlds worst game. Worlds worst game? They obviously never played Deadly Towers. :D
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Topic: The Arts / Super Mario Surfboarding On Orange Soda

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Topic: Kongregate / do you use the forums?

What’s a forums?

I don’t know. I heard that you can download it off of the webernet and onto your googlebox with a floppy drive, but I can’t seem to figure it out. Do I need one of those microsofts that these kids nowadays have been talking about?

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Topic: General Gaming / Best Free Downloadable Games!

Ah, so it is. My apologies, good sir. :)

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Topic: Kongregate / Forums on the cellphone? Yep.

I used to use the DS Browser to read some topics. I never bothered posting with it. That would take forever. ;P

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Topic: General Gaming / Best Free Downloadable Games!

Don’t forget XEvil and Wesnoth ! :D

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Topic: General Gaming / Videogames: What makes them great?

I believe that the single most important part of a game is variety.

The most spectacular game concept in history means nothing if the player gets bored while playing the game. Games need to keep things fresh, switch up and surprise gamers, be it by making the enemies harder, forcing you to change your strategy, introducing a plot twist, or dropping you in a brand new level.

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Topic: The Arts / a wallpaper

I whipped up this picture yesterday and thought someone here might enjoy it.

Here you go

So what do you think?

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Topic: The Arts / Kongregate Comics! (updated every thursday or so)

I repeat my earlier question. How much did you bribe the doctor/parole officer to let you off the straitjacket?

Well, long story short, my doctor WAS my straitjacket, so all I had to do was hide in an oil drum for a few months.

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Topic: The Arts / Kongregate Comics! (updated every thursday or so)

- badly drawn comics loosely based on a website with flash games

Filler : 11-23-07

Comic 3 : 11-15-07


Comic 2 – 11-2-07

Comic 1 – 10-29-07

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Topic: General Gaming / Runescape... how sad!

who agrees all mmorpg except maple story suks

Not me.

I don’t know where I’d be without Phantasy Star Online. :D

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Topic: Off-topic / youtube

I’m on youtube now.

“> Millet the friendly penguin”:

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Topic: General Gaming / Atomic Bomberman

I never played Atomic Bomberman.

I’m more of a Super Bomberman 2 person myself. :)

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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate's Premium Games Announced

All of the games look very, very fun. I can’t wait. :D

And actually 36k is barely enough to live.

Ramen and canned tuna, my friend. Ramen and canned tuna.

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Topic: The Arts / Star warz pictures

Haha… erm… hmm…

Kongregate: Episode V

The Empire Strikes Badge.


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Topic: Kongregate / Disagree with Voting System!!!

You should change the voting system to a 10-point Richter scale.

So a game that scores a 6 is 100 times better than a game that scores a 5.

Just an idea. ;)

Edit: Wait, is it 100? I’m terrible with the Richter scale. Man, I failed at my own post. I’ll just go back and hide in my cave.

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Kongregate < Xbox Live < Oatmeal Creme Pies

Sorry Kongregate. Oatmeal Creme Pies provide a delicious tastiness that this website can’t.

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Topic: Off-topic / Comics!

I love a good Spawn comic. I’m a sucker for anything by Todd Mcfarlane.

Besides that and a bunch of old comics in my room, I rarely buy comics.

As soon as I get a job I’m going to pick up some Earth X, though. I always wanted to read those, but I never got around to it.

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Topic: Kongregate / I am Not Stealing from Myself :)

Great, now Armor Games has hacked jmtb02’s account. This is really getting out of control.

I can’t tell who’s who anymore! D:

What if I’M not ME! Aaaaaah!! Everything I know is a lie!!!

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Topic: Off-topic / Choose Ketchupyoshi's avatar!

1 and 2 look terrible because they’re squished jpgs, and 3 looks alright (but it’s still a jpg).

So I guess my vote goes towards 4, but I still think you could do better. :)

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Topic: Off-topic / A Mushroom Cloud Rises Up In The Distance

The first thing I would do is grab a camera and take a ton of pictures, then go as far away from the mushroom cloud as fast as I can.

If I survive, I would then write a best selling fast-paced novel on almost dying from a bomb, then live the rest of my life as a multi-millionaire.