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Topic: Off-topic / When life gives you lemons...

Originally posted by CorporalPepper:
Originally posted by SqueekyLemons:

Make them squeeky.

You spelled “squeaky” wrong.

I’ve had this conversation a million times.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When life gives you lemons...

Make them squeeky.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / POLL OF THE DAY #3: Which toy is better?

Can you play Mario on lego?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Guys what is your favourite Beatles album?

Probably Sgt. Peppers. I really like The Beatles as well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Prepare to have your mind blown.

I can’t hear either of you from the sound of the diarrhea spewing from your mouths.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Man or Woman?

The only way we can be sure she’s a man or woman, is if we all devise a plan.

If we host a houseparty, will various athletes and rockstars and famous people involved, we can get Semen drunk, and have one of our guys get her naked, and get pics. We can leave her in the trunk of a car because murder will be highly plausible.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How loud do you sneeze?

I sneeze so hard my testicles suck up into my abdomen.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Prepare to have your mind blown.

lrn2sourceinfo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / IRON EAGLE vs. TOP GUN

Why do people like techno?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ADD Suyashrocks !

Originally posted by Cupncakes:

Take frosting off of me.

Whal-la.

Can I lick it off?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / bbc

Originally posted by Smackaine:

Top Gear obv :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The great big book of protips.

75. Masturbating the same number of times as the pro-tip number in a day is fatal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Friends

That darned Joey, always making a ruckus.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Me too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can your baby?

Can he?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Originally posted by IEatYourJarate:
Originally posted by SqueekyLemons:

em sir ur grarmer is off " not an alt" should not be not a alt

YET YOU SPELT SQUEAKY WRONG.

Yeah, it was on purpose. To piss off people like you, and some other guy named penguinwasher.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Offical (not realy) Disrect 9 Thread

Aliens?

Killin’ Nazis = much better.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

em sir ur grarmer is off " not an alt" should not be not a alt

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Why do people like Obama???

Originally posted by winwinwe:

Well, I’ll put this in a little rhyme.

“Because he’s young and he’s Black and he wears his hat real low? I’m not a mind-reader sir, I don’t know.”

Actually that was a rap song reference. I like rap.

Isn’t that nice.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Why do people like Obama???

-10 for no sources

-1000 for family guy reference.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Top Gun Thread!

Can your baby?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does this mean?

Can your baby?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Story thread, you can write the next part of the story.

And the wiseman said, “With a little magic, ALL YOUR DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Top Gun Thread!

I have etits. You can look.