Recent posts by Retron on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / I'm Back! (Hopefully)

Hey there. For those who don’t know me, I’m Retron.

I’m better than you.

Just kidding, although I probably am.

Anyways, due to the mystical World of Warcraft and my level 70 Shadowpriest on the server Area 52, Mirick, (booyah) I’ve been away for a couple of months though.

I’ll try to be on a little more. Okay, A LOT MORE.


For those who do know me:

I’d like to reconnect. If you play WoW, drop by my server, or add my Skype, Retrontheking. Because I AM the king. Of burgers. Even though I’m vegan.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Let's get rid of spam!

ARCANECODER IS THE DICTATOR AND IM THE ADVISOR?

And I’m baby Jesus.

More to the point, you can’t do anything about a spammer. We all remember JORDANISM, right?

Another thing, this new wannabe spammer also seems to be from Jugon. Do I spy a trend?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Paul McCartney, Dead. 40 Years Ago.

you have 1 friend?

He’s on Kongregate, what do you expect.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Paul McCartney, Dead. 40 Years Ago.

Arcane, before the page even loaded I noticed the first error. I saw the header (or whatever you call it), and it said “Sir James Paul McCartney.” I might need a correction, but Paul McCartney and the rest of the Beatles denied the title of Sir.

The website was intriguing, but didn’t convince me he was dead. I think that it’s a prank.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Paul McCartney, Dead. 40 Years Ago.

First off I’d like to say hello, seeing as how I haven’t been on lately. It’s WoW, I’m hooked again. I’ll try to stay more active. Second, as the title suggests, I have made an amazing discovery. It all makes sense. Just listen.

Paul McCartney, bassist of the popular hippie band “The Beatles” has been dead for over forty years. My mom told me something that when she played the Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band album backwards, she heard “Paul is dead.” That’s when I decided to research.

My first clue was in the song “She’s Leaving Home.” One of the lines says “Wednesday morning, 5 o’ clock.” I believe this was the time of the accident. The song “Day in the Life” also says “Blew his mind out in a car, he didn’t notice that the lights had changed.” I believe this is how he died, he was driving and caused a car crash. I also believe that his head was decapitated.

Later after what I believe was his death, a Paul McCartney look alike contest was issued. William Campbell won the contest. As we all know, Billy is a nickname for William. In the song Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band, it says “Let me introduce to you the one and only Billy Shears.” This is a play on words, it means “Billy’s here.” This can only mean that William Campbell is Paul McCartney.

My final clue was in the song “Still My Guitar Gently Weeps.” As the song finishes, George says “Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul.” This must mean that he’s crying out to him.

The Beatles have been either pulling a huge practical joke on us, or he is really dead. If you do the research, you’ll eventually be convinced. There are so many clues, even some I didn’t want to include. Just look in the keyhole, the answer will be clear.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Holiday Header (Art Contest)

Don’t forget about good ’ol Retron, who thought of and created this topic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Retron's Birthday Rave!!!

I am a pirate!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Christmas Card (1000th topic in Kong Forum! I RULE!)

Kris (or however the spelling of the name is used, it could be Criss, Chris, Cris, etc.) Kringle, the Present-Giver.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Holiday Header (Art Contest)

Well, it’s choosing day, and by noon the banner will probably be up. Just don’t forget to give Retron some credit, especially on his birthday.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Retron's Birthday Rave!!!

Yup, it’s my birthday. I’m 14. Everyone rave.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Holiday Header (Art Contest)

Yeah. We need more publicity.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / First!

IBTL. I’m the first smart/strong/sexy person to post.

I achieved the impossible.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / giving a level-21 account in exchange for nothing

Stop inventing stuff, Nqkoi. :(

I’d go with the eye dude’s idea.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Portal: The Standalone

Yeah, but I have a Mac. And Portal is not Mac-friendly. :(

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Holiday Header (Art Contest)

Crap, my bad. I meant it to be this time of year… sorry. :(

 
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Topic: Kongregate / what does "watching a topic" do?

Users don’t see it, but Koko (being a mod) does. I’m beginning to believe it only applies to moderators.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Portal: The Standalone

Question: Is there a possibility to purchase Portal not bundled with the Orange Box? It also has to be bought at a GameSpot retailer, ‘cuz that’s where I have a gift card.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Holiday Header (Art Contest)

Halloween isn’t a christian celebration. :D

Nah, I don’t have any permission, but I’m hoping this gets noticed by the staff.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Multi-Language Support and Lost User Issues

I guess I could help out Focus with Spanish. It’s my native tounge. :3

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Holiday Header (Art Contest)

I’d say the header should be multi-cultural. By this I mean it appeals to all religions. I’d say a Christian thing would be a must, and probably something Jewish. Think: What religions celebrate holidays this year?

 
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Topic: The Arts / im trying to showcast the grate artist of kong

Me… I suppose. Am I considered good?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Holiday Header (Art Contest)

Okay, we need a holiday-themed header. I’ll see if the Greers can post it up. Anyways, get to drawing. Jindo…?

 
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Topic: The Arts / Kongreland

You forgot my crib. Only popular users accepted, so draw everyone in the top 50 most popular.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / API Testing Uploads?

The author is Kongregate! I know where to play the game (Mrcreds told me). I’ll give you a hint. The game can be played in the trunk. That pretty much leaks it all away.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Your favorite moderators? Preferred room owners?

Not really, Nqkoi. If memory serves me correct, they were installed sometime in March, but then again, I’m terrible at remembering. Has anybody nominated moi yet?