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Topic: Kongregate / Badge Suggestions!

Real sad ‘cause none of the Demons vs Fairyland badges are named "Don’t Touch My Kids".

 
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Two badges on idle games and a new impossible for a platformer. I feel satisfied :)

 
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Lemme raise the dead games here too.

SIN CAR

It’s A Sin Badge (easy – 5 points)
Score 3600 points.

SOH Driver Badge (hard – 30 points)
Score around 31415.926535897932384626433832795028(…) points. [score > 31415]

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The LaCoGeSSta Research

Darwin.exe Badge (easy – 5 points)
Complete the Tutorial and the first 5 levels.

Nerdy Pick Up Badge (medium – 15 points)
Complete all 15 levels.

Plotting Love Badge (hard – 30 points)
Complete one of each random experiment.

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Fig. 8

Fig. It Out Badge (easy – 5 points)
Find the Fig. 0. [Easter Egg’d = 1]

They Don’t See Me Rollin’ Badge (medium – 15 points)
Complete the game and get a multi of 200x

Engineer-Biker’s Nightmare-Project (hard/impossible – 30/60 points)
Complete your journey without crashing more than 8 times.

 
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A blocky Christmas
I’m not good with Christmas names.

Blocky Jolly Christmas/Jingle Bell Block Badge (medium – 15 points)
Complete all 16 levels.

 
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I must say I really LOVED Symbiosis , despite everyone’s reaction ’cause it looks like Kingdom Rush. But I must say that in one single hour I easily obtained all the badges, thus declaring that hard badge should have been a medium.

 
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Lemme follow the flow and post some old game suggestions too.
Obey The Game

Hide Your Kids, Ride Your Wife / Blind Rapist In Lincoln Park Badge (easy – 5 points)
Score 40 points in HideNRide Mode.
[ ] HideNRide Mode > 39

0.01s Law Badge (medium – 15 points)
Score 50 points in Rapidfire Mode.
[ ] Rapidfire Mode > 49

MASTER Badge (hard – 30 points)
Prove your undying or dying love for rules and disobedience by achieving or not high or low scores in many or very few modes.
[ ] > 250 in Normal Mode
[ ] > 125 in HideNRide Mode
[ ] > 175 in Blind Mode
[ ] > 125 in Reverse Mode
[ ] > 75 in Rapidfire Mode
[numbers are associated to Top 100 Scores, please correct if unbalanced]

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About Gregmaniacs;
LongAnimals commented on Sep. 07, 2011 “I think we might have gone over the top with one very poor joke.”

 
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Reply to badging Give Up, Robot, my second favorite game.

¹ – This badge is harder than the other mediums on Kogregate!

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Given the Robot a Score / Fight the Oppression Badge (easy – 5 points)
Complete the first 10 levels.
[ ] 10 levels complete.

Reverse Psychology / Stubborn This Way Badge (medium¹ – 15 points)
Complete the Normal Mode.
[ ] Normal Mode complete.

Teleporting Memories Badge (impossible – 60 points)
Only a fool does the same thing twice expecting different results. Complete the Hard Mode.
[ ] Hard Mode complete – You’ve been told from the very beginning the cake was a lie.

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EDIT: For Cardboard Box Assembler, I’d recommend the names Six Sided Sanity, This Side Up, Thinking Inside The Box, Intermetamorphosis, Double Walker Box, We Make Deliria, …

 
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Turbo Golf

Monkeys, Money and Motorcaddies Badge (easy – 5 points)
Kill the wizard ET at the Independence Hall to free rich people from the sex addiction curse .
[Most coins in one shot > 74]

Par and 10% More (medium – 15 points)
Do 5 consecutive supershots.
[Most Consecutive Supershots > 4]

EDIT: Yeah. They prefer Family Guy.

 
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Mr. Bree – Returning Home.

The past suggestions are just spetacular, but I might make mine.

Roasty Past or Dejà Bree Badge (challenge)
Get 5 bad memories.

Half Brain, Half Home Badge (medium – 15 points)
Complete 10 levels.
[I Wanna Go home = 1] API works on this one.

Butterpig Effect Badge (hard – 30 points)
Complete half of the last butchery level all butchery levels.
[I love red buttons = 1] API works on this one.

Nightmare on Pork Street Badge (impossible – 60 points)
Get all the achievements.

 
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EDIT on Effing Worms 2 badges.

Man, Reactance 2 could’ve REALLY got an impossible for like, Boss Run (120% Warp Core) and Survival+ 25 waves. The two hard badges are really close to each other.

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons / Post your Raid URLs here

Lurking Horror Normal, 100%, started one minute ago!
http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=raidhelp&kv_raid_id=591838&kv_difficulty=1&kv_raid_boss=lurker&kv_hash=C96z9h6jf2

 
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Effing Worms 2

Popped Tart Cart Badge (easy – 5 points)
Eat 25 Nyan Cats.

“Space” is the Limit Badge (easy – 5 points)
Unlock sandbox mode by completing all waves.

Your NY Friend Would Be Proud Badge (hard – 30 points)
Make all the sharks envy you and score 150 million points.

EDIT: The joke in the medium badge name is a reference to both skills; vacuum, which is activated by “spacebar” and mega jump, which allows you to eat UFOs.
I really wish I could make a medium badge involving eating UFOs, but if one chooses the vacuum upgrade as the last one, he’d have to start all over again just to get 15 points.

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons / Post your Raid URLs here

Corrupted Erebus
One hour left! hurry :P
http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=raidhelp&kv_raid_id=109076&kv_difficulty=1&kv_raid_boss=corrupterebus&kv_hash=69Z9nBgz8h

Bloodmane
http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=raidhelp&kv_raid_id=119527&kv_difficulty=1&kv_raid_boss=bmane&kv_hash=zL9JJ4V1H4

Sir Cai
http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=raidhelp&kv_raid_id=119527&kv_difficulty=1&kv_raid_boss=bmane&kv_hash=zL9JJ4V1H4

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons / Post your Raid URLs here

http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=raidhelp&kv_raid_id=119638&kv_difficulty=4&kv_raid_boss=scorp&kv_hash=n89cI9VrzV

Mazalu Nightmare.

 
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Next, Please!.

This is JUST what we need.

Former Next Dozen Badge (easy – 5 points)
Complete half the leves in Next, Please!.

Please, Next Badge (medium – 15 points)
Get all 72 stars in Next, Please!.

 
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Originally posted by rawismojo:

Then we’re just rewarding tedium at some point. Not sure if you got the hard badges for Papa’s Pizzeria… but it turns out that tedium isn’t always a blast.

 
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Greedy Ghouls. Obviously, the hard badge name is “Greedy Goals” and it requires you to get rank 11.

 
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Effing Fruits

Juicy Juice or Juicebox Badge (easy – 5 points)
Blend 200 fruits.

Break Fruits Blend Crates Badge (medium – 15 points)
Unlock 7 new fruits.

Horti Frutti Warri Badge (hard/impossible – 30/60 points)
Reach level 100 without letting a single fruit touch your blender.

 
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Originally posted by Bluji:

This is the Only Level 3

Level Completed! Badge (medium ~ 15 points)
Complete the 30 stages on any mode
[ ] Game completed

Hyperactive and Invisible Badge (hard ~ 30 points)
Unlock and complete both the Invisible and Hyper modes
[ ] Invisible mode completed – If you aren’t sure how to unlock, lrn2read your LOTR.
[ ] Hyper mode completed – This is not necessarily a very hard badge.

Frustratingly Manipulated Level Badge (impossible ~ 60 points)
Unlock and complete the FML mode
[ ] FML mode completed – Enjoy.

Love it.

 
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Originally posted by SamsterSamster:

SCGMD4 is on Kong now!

Count how many minutes it’ll take til’ it gets badges.

 
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I’ll suggest badge names for SCGMD4:

RAAAAA – The acronym in loading screen I can’t read.

Off The Edge – Of the button.

Pizza Hurt – (Over)Kill the first boss. Easy badge.

 
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Making Monkeys

Jungle Programmer Badge (easy – 5 points)
Complete level 5 – Coffee is what separated the monkey from the programmer.

Animal Addiction Choices Badge (medium – 15 points)
Complete all levels .

 
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Great Dungeon in the Sky is extremely easy once you get fast/flying characters, such as the fly. Rush through the level to complete it (one stage = ~20 seconds) and then for the bosses use your best character.

 
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I only wish My “Dear” Boss badge name was “Like a Boss”.

Midas.

Au Heart Badge (easy – 5 points)
Complete all levels.

Obvious badge image: the golden girl.