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Topic: Kongregate / Teh Bleachers stays >:D

Originally posted by DefenseQontrol:

There’s nothing wrong in Teh Bleachers, except for the occasional troll or two, I could name you at least 5 rooms that are 5 times worse in flaming, trolling and what not. But I won’t, because I don’t want any room to leave. We can deal with those ‘occasional trolls’ you will always cross because in Teh Bleachers we have people called Moderators. Their life purpose is to make our stay a happy stay, and they’re pretty damn good at that. I myself have developed quite a good trollscaring-mechanism by the way, but further details about this top-secret project will be specified later on request.

- A Proud ‘Teh Bleachers’-resident called DQ.

0 posts FTW?

Originally posted by MaximumForce:

I would say all kinds of stuff about this topic,
but as long as there aren’t going to be any specified details,
I’ll be keeping my mouth shut.

0 posts FTW!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Teh Bleachers stays >:D

Originally posted by zaraki:
Originally posted by rikumaru2:

Seriously, kiddies? It’s a room, leave it at that. There will be other shit that we can argue about and try to be stalwart protectors of on bigger and more pressing issues. But it is a god damn room. Let it be you ignorant bastards.

My most loved Reg <3

People keep on mentioning old regs…but really their are many awesome new people as long as you have an open mind(yes I’m looking at you Yishan :p)

As for trolls and whatnot it’s the result of bored little kiddies over the Summer combined with my 50 day absence over Auguest/September. It should be good now :o

exactly when was this said that teh bleachers was going to get deleted

I don’t really know D:

so is it closing?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Death tower.

wow. my story has not been approved OR diaproved yet. lrn2read ALL THE POSTS.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Corrupt Mafia

voted for chad.

 
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Topic: The Arts / Make yourself a FSJAL

Originally posted by Vanguarde2:
Originally posted by Frogmanex:
Originally posted by Vanguarde2:

I lack skillz. Someone make one of me, what you think I would look like.

Come on, it will be fun! :)

Inspiration struck.

ROFL, AWESOME on many levels.

fix’d

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Death tower.

I run towards the first wall. there is only a left turn available. Sensing danger, i turn the corner slowly. what i see shocks me. there is a giant spider. pulling out my gun, i brace myself against the right wall. instead of resting on the wall, my body melts right through. I am now in a different part of the maze. The walls are bright blue. In front of me is an elderly man with a staff and a bag. he holds out his hands, and asks me to pick one of them. he tells me that the staff is cursed, and the only thing to uncurse it with is the powder inside the bag. He tells me that even though the staff will get e out of this portion of the maze, i will alwys bear the effects of the curse. He then reveals to me that the only thing the powder does is uncurse the staff. nothing else.
I am forced with a decision. take the staff and be cursed, or ake the powder and brave the mysteries of this portion of the maze on my own. wait…
i take my trusty sledgehammer and put it through the old geezer’s head
i sprinkle he powder on the staff before picking it up.
i spin the staff, and it shines. i am teleported to the next portion of the maze
As i holster my staff, I face a sphynx. the sphynx asks me: “i walk on four legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs at sunset. who am i?”.
I ponder the fact for a second and then i decide the answer is violence. violence is always the answer. I pull out my tommy gun and fire a quick burst into the sphynx. as the sphynx reels back, i step forward, putting my sledgehammer swiftly into the sphynx’s neck. The sphynx falls dead. I take one of the sphynx’s eyes out of it’s head, sensing with my intuition that this is the right thing to do. i take a pocketknife and cut the eye. the knife does not penetrate the eye. i git the sphynx square in the mouth with my sledgehammer, and extract part of a busted tooth. with the tooth, i stab the eye, and extract a small crystal. seein.a hole in the wall, i press the crystal in. A portal materialises. i walk through, and am immersed in black. i wait for senconds for the lights to come back on, but seconds turn to minutes. and soon i decide to waalk through the dark. after six or seven steps i sense an intense evil. I instinctively draw my tommy gun, and as i fit in a new clip, i am stunned by a devastating bright point of light. every millimeter cloer i move my gun’s barrel towards it, the more satanic resistance i feel pulling the gun back down, and the larger the speck of light seems to get. with a final torque, i raise y gun directly toward the light and let loose. i soon let go of the trigger and find myself in the complete dark again. I don’t even try to resist the urge to lower my weapon, and instead of lowering, i find my hand un-clenching, and as the weapon clatters to the ground, i am again immersed in the whitest light imaginable. In front of me is a sight i had hoped to never see. I found satan himself casting his deathly shadow on me. raising his hand he asked “how would you like… to… be… partners?”.
i replied, “hell yeh. what’s the catch?”
he says to me: “give me the staff”
I quote “what staff”
“the one that was gifted to you from the creator of life itself… my… nemisis. he gos by many names, one of them is prrecognized everywhere. god.”
i reply with a quick move, thrusting the staff beween the demon’s filthy horns.
Lucifer himself screeched in pain. The demon melted into the ground, and soon i felt myself being torn apart, smaller then the very fibre of existance. i realize that this is the pain of being brought back to the very building i am trying to escape, thus a level lower.

 
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Topic: The Arts / Shad0w's avatar competition.

Originally posted by narfnin:
Originally posted by iamweirdha:

Lawl i liek the illegal contest.

It’s more of an avatar request

yah. more of a gimmick… :P none are good enough yet. i like registereduser’s though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Death tower.

okay. is this whole thing going to be obstale courses?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Death tower.

i use my powers to reverse time to when i was in the air. I tuck the leg that was hit by the jaw in, and am not touched. i roll a four.
EDIT: post 102 :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] FAW. SWBR Closing!

heyy, image… update your OWN THREAD.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS IS SEXUAL ASSAULT OR NOT

ahaha. wow, i have no idea what the hell that was, but it was good.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should _____ be banned ( Or silenced )?

i kind of like carados :P

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / grand theft auto: bad influence or just a game.

you commit all terrible crimes in the game like murder.

okay, let’s get rid of COD, MGS, driv3r, halo, fallout, and runescape too then.

the game also has its racist…parts

i don’t see you bitching about RE5, which, i’d say is a LITTLE bit more racist.

the game also has its…sexist parts

okay then. kongai should be banned, and lets boycott all the lara croft games.

very realistic graphics

HOLY ****. lets call the cops on this one… realistic graphics? no way…

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Shocking survey... (Teen sex)

Originally posted by superlolo:

I tried it when I was 14 at my school and one day i woke up, tied up somewhere while nude

girls keep on doing sex on me.

keep on doing sex on me? even disregarding the unrealistic material in the post, that sentence makes this post somewhat unbelievable.

Originally posted by Pleasedonot5:

I oppose such nonsensical statements.

Stopping the natural cycle of life? This would harshly corrupt a teen’s development and social life. Maturity, responsibility, and intelligence are the results of puberty.

You want to take that away?

He means that teens shoudn’t be stopped from having sex, because it is a natural hormonic reaction while going through puberty.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Obama screwing economy of the USA

inb4thedispenser.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anti-Evony Campaign

Originally posted by edy_edyAntiEvony:

evony is da [worst] game on da world it has [silly] ads on all sites even on miniclip sometimes lol .i have got an account on evony i played it i have lev 10 walls 30000 soldiers and one player with 1000 soldiers beated me up lol im pissed off of dat shitti game [curse] evony 4 life

LMFAO!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you Had a room what would you name it?!!

Originally posted by evilgenius100:

Ontario.

qft, nice call :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Death tower.

bump for the update?

 
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Topic: The Arts / How to embed images

you know, search could’ve helped anyone wanting to know.

 
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Topic: The Arts / Shad0w's avatar competition.

Malachi made me this BEAUTIFUL avatar. But, i would like to see if anyone can make better. Any avatar better then the one i have right now is acceptable, and i am the only judge.
guidelines:
the avatar should be mainly shades of red and black.
the avatar should not be too busy.
the avatar should not be too plain.
the avatar should not have too many colors.
the avatar should have an “S” like the avatar i have now.
Thanks for your guys’ help, and good luck.
begin.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Corrupt Mafia

Originally posted by narfnin:

Gold- AbusedZebra, Chad90, InwardNose

I need 4 votes to tiebreak these…

broken if my vote counts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Corrupt Mafia

Green- kingzak

Blue- Armius

Red- BritishRebellion

White- Racefan12

Gold- InwardNose

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The best Off-topic thread

good job for bei ng outside… 18 minute, amirite?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Death tower.

using my newfound powers (as illustrated in my spplication) i slow down time, quickly passing all the sackmen without being touched. i then use my sledgehammer to hit a hidden panel on the wall, stopping the rising and falling blocks from moving. i simply jump the blocks, and stop just short of the rockfall. i run under the rock fall, shooting all the fallen rocks with my tommy gun before they hit me. I shoot the pistons in the swinging gate, and crawl past the balls. i Grab the balance beam with my hands, and swing under it. i use a monkey bar technique, and my insane upper-body strength to get to the end unscathed. instead of picking up the skull, i shoot the target with my tommy gun. i walk across the drawbridge to the swinging blades, where i again slow down time, walking through these too. As the time is still slown down, i dive under the barrel, swinging once from the ropes, right over the shields, and fling right through the three jaws(i roll a 6).
(these were all different posts, but they have been consolidated into one.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Sign ups] Death tower. 0 people needed!

bump for the money
bump for the
bump to get ready
bump to start this damn game already.