Recent posts by TheAznSensation on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / Anniversary Giveaway

I ACCEPT YOUR NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT.

On my Kongversary — to be honest — I was blissfully unaware that it was so each successive year.
I probably did something mundane like post in OT or do my homework.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Writing

Introduction
Dear Serious Discussion,
I have always viewed writing as one of my weakest points.
I’ve had inept teachers in my English classes for as long as I can remember.
I’ve done a variety of google searches on methods of improving writing and come up with a huge amount of suggestions: “Understand your grammar. Read Elements of Style. Break the grammatical rules. Write like you’re talking to your friend. Outline. Don’t outline. Write free hand. Always use present tense. For historical essays, use past tense. Add your own personal tone to the essay. Critically analyze. Ponder.”
And to that I say: “Where the IKASDGASDgADSKGHaSDGH do I start? What the akgnasdljkgasdlkgnklasdgn is proper and correct? What is my voice?”
So, Serious Discussion, I have come to you in grave need (since I am incapable of getting higher than a 6 in my Literature Class — 6/9 on the AP scale), and am currently in competition to be top ranked: “Where should I start?”

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And for a general discussion to add to the thread, discuss general writing styles. 0___0

Topic: Kongregate / New badge discussion

Careful guys, don’t break your computers earning this one.

Topic: Off-topic / Random Train of Thought

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Gay porn. Always. I don’t even watch gay porn.

0___________0
Possible origin?
Made lots of jokes about gay porn at some point?

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“Chemistry test coming up”
“Why is my teacher so bad at teaching”
“Whatever, who cares”

Interesting, school oriented. This is somewhat like my thought train whenever I think about what I need to do.

Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

I read the entirety of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures (from Part I > VIII).
I enjoyed it completely.
Thought the art style was horrendous initially, it rapidly developed and was highly impressive.
The story line was predictable, but still interesting.
The fights were the most outstanding point of the series, I really enjoyed the creativity, imagination, and thought put into their specific abilities and how they worked out in the fight.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Is Sexting That Big of a Deal?

Do they really listen though?

Well, for a lot of people, not really.
But there has been statistical proof that educational programs somewhat benefit decision making.

Topic: Off-topic / Random Train of Thought

Sometimes I try to meditate, to see what happens.

Now, the general concept behind meditation (from what I gather) is to let thoughts enter your head — and move out. Not suppressing, not addressing, not anything, just letting them flow.

And I’ve noticed a particular pattern.
My train of thought has consistently led to these animals:
“Duck”
“Llama”
“Chicken”
And then “I need to learn about more animals because I’m tired of thinking of those”

So where does your train of thought bring usually?

Topic: Off-topic / Why tip?

Sometimes, I tip my hat for the lass who winks at me.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Is Sexting That Big of a Deal?

If people want to text eachother, pictures of their junk, they should be allowed to.

They seem to be blissfully unaware of the possible consequences, however.
Which means “Should we inform them?” or “Should we prevent it?”

Topic: Kongregate / Suggestions

I suggest that Kongregate stop being so standoffish.
Meaning, more spreading the word.

(I hope my suggestion passes the 123aaadv0catus789 test ;P)

Topic: Forum Games / [5%] The Grand Pun <Rikishi Ring> (>>|<<)

growls
Can’t you children keep a tournament going?

And sorry, it’s Finals week for the Semester.
I shall come back with fresh spirits soon.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Self defense and "you can't hit a girl"

If someone deserves to be hit, I believe in equality.
I will punch the deserving girl just as hard if it was a deserving boy.

Topic: Off-topic / Who from Kongregate would you put into the hunger games, and why?

TheAznSensation.
That guy makes too many puns; he needs to die.
The Capitol punishment for puns.

Topic: Forum Games / /\/umbers

Be creative, guys
This game has no limits
You can do anything to win
Your only limit is your imagination

Topic: Forum Games / /\/umbers

1) Zzzip50
2) simeng
3) SilverEvil

Topic: Forum Games / /\/umbers

You get a #.
Keep your # to yourself.

Everyone has a #.
You want all the # to win.

If you post someone’s # — You get an extra #.
If you run out of #, you die.
If you post a wrong # — You can’t post a # for a week.

You must make a riddle to your #.
The riddle must have the # as the solution.
To get someone’s riddle, you must give your # to someone else.

How do you get all the #?
I don’t know; you find out.
Anything goes — alliances, deals, barters, # trading.
You must tell me your actions by PM.
Please be creative.

Sign below for a #.

Topic: Forum Games / /\/umbers

®^4L

Warning: This game is very hard.

Topic: Forum Games / Master FGF Thread

Sorry, fellas, but a quick compliment was what I promised; you guys aren’t going to be getting erotic touches from me any time soon. (;

Anyways, I have garnered enough approvals to create my game! Thank you!

Topic: Forum Games / [5%] The Grand Pun <Rikishi Ring> (>>|<<)

The Rules are the Same
Except: You can use four sentences now; your punemy has 36 hours to respond; it requires you, your punemy, and one outsider’s approval for a theme switch.

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Summary

Fight your chosen enemy in this style:
Starter Turn
Punemy Turn
Starter Turn
Punemy Turn
Each one is four sentences max.
Fight in the thread.
Vote on other’s finished matches.

Remember, victory is determined by other players. Make your puns accessible and quality.

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Here are the Match-Ups
Starters are Bolded
Permanent Starters are (Bolded)
Skim through the thread to find your punemy’s attack every now and then.

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Bluji vs hamuka
Theme: Videogames

helltank vs CowFriend
Theme: World War I

MysteryMason vs MyNameIsNothing
Theme: World War II

DragonArcherZ vs Pulsaris
Theme: Greek Mythology

funiax vs Minnakht
ULTRA THEME: Sumo

thijs956 vs AdeebNafees
Theme: Roman Mythology

Topic: Forum Games / [5%] The Grand Pun <Rikishi Ring> (>>|<<)

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Heya! Heya! Heya! Heya!
Had enough of sumo smash attacking?
Don’t worry! The Mawashi Mayhem is back for some more katastrophe!
We. Are. BAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

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ROUND TWO: RIKISHI RING

Gather round, fellas.
ding ding ding

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See the below post for instructions.

Topic: Forum Games / [5%] The Grand Pun <Rikishi Ring> (>>|<<)

>>|<< Theme: Cameras

The moment we’ve all been waiting for!
Bluji and DAZ tie and move on to the next round, earning 2 Punee apiece (rather than the 3 Punee).
The next round is loading…!

Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

If I were in that situation (which I was this year, repeatedly, toward multiple people), any supposedly comforting words that come out of my mouth would feel like cheap lies and pleasantries to myself.

I avoid feeding people false positive feedback; if they did poorly on a test, I will not seek to either encourage nor discourage them.
Rather, I offer my services — not dirty, you perverts — to aid them in augmenting their knowledge.

The best way to cheer a bird who can not fly, is to teach them how to fly. By The AznSensation

Topic: Forum Games / Master FGF Thread

2^nd Game Approval Request

Minimum: 1 Week Antecedent Game ✓
No Other Games: ✓

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Game: /\/umbers
A game of assassination, mathematical probability, strategy, and deceit.
Requires minimal moderation and regulation; it will be mostly user-driven.

Propaganda: If you approve, I will post a shout on your profile declaring you sexy.

Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Mspeedy250:

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

Interesting Fact: A google search for “Forum Games”, and we’re fourth on the list.

interesting fact: the more you visit a site the higher it goes

interesting fact 2: some sites pay to get to tbe top

Interesting Fact 4: I don’t know if Kongregate pays, but I do know that this seems to indicate that KFGF is among the most popular OFGF.

Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Interesting Fact: A google search for “Forum Games”, and we’re fourth on the list.