Recent posts by TheAznSensation on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / /2/: Regular List :\2\

Originally posted by childishposter:

a vote
for me is
a vote for

Oh what the hell, I’ll vote for you to be a regular.
Grats, you get my first vote.

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Ok sorry last question, but is that one vote per person or do I just get one vote in general?

No worries!

Firstly, they are called “otters,” because that’s more exciting.

To have otters in the first place, you must be a regular.

Once you are a regular, you have one otter for every thousand posts.

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Topic: Off-topic / Symbols for reason/rational/objective though?


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Topic: Off-topic / /2/: Regular List :\2\

Sorry, guys!
Was studying for one of my physics midterms, intense stuff, it is.

pets childishposter on the head, well, you need 9 net regular approvals.

zamininc, your vote is acknowledged. For the time being, however, since only one vote has been placed, we can leave the issue at rest until the system gains traction (and it might die).

HalfCutHenry, your 7 Otters have been noted! Please link all your permanently banned accounts with over 1000 Posts and I’ll add it in.

nikolas10161, yes, every 1K posts is a vote.

SpearDudezor, the list is objective in terms of inclusion.
The popularity function is indeed subjective, and is optional to the usage of this thread.

123kittycat101, you have posted semi-regularly since December 2013.
Due to this, you have C(1 Year Tenure) and A(2 Month Tenure).
You need to reach 1000 Posts or 9 Net Regular Approvals or 6 more Months.
A vote has been opened.

Piple, you have B(1000 Posts), and 1 Year Tenure + 2 Month Tenure, dating back to 2009 with regularity in OT.
Added to the list.

qwertyuiopazs, I don’t understand.


Yay: 0
Nay: 0
Net: 0/15

Yay: 0
Nay: 0
Net: 0/9

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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Cringe Thread (No Gabidou Posts Allowed Because Hes a Snitching Weiner That No One Likes)

looks at first ten pages of OT

And that’s only because I couldn’t keep going.

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Topic: Off-topic / Had My First Driving Lesson

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

rolby payed his aunt to give her a ride

I, too, had a raised eyebrow at that.

Anyhoo, I don’t remember.
I do remember when I was working as a delivery driver though, and I was in between two trucks on each side, a truck in front, and one was about to merge into my lane (they didn’t see me).

Since there was a car decently behind me, I braked hard, slowing down nearly 30mph, switched lanes to the left so the car behind wouldn’t hit me, and sped up back to 70 so the car that was even further behind wouldn’t smash me into bits.

I’m fucking sexy.

(I may or may not have pulled over to catch a breath for my near-death experience)

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Topic: Off-topic / Popeyes vs. KFC

I find it surprising crows dated back this far. Didn’t realize your fetish

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Topic: Off-topic / mods are asleep

The Santa Caws

Starring crow as divorced dad Scott with custody of his son, he accidentally kills a man wearing a santa suit.
Surprise, surprise, he’s now Santa Caws!

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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man is in your walls | Cool looking names thread

You had me chuckling at the “discuss” in flaming helltext.

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you hate school?

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Gabidou is kind of right, an independent study is a lot better than a classroom where the teachers attention is divided by the 20 students in the class. Don’t Aren’t home schoolers usually smarter and quicker at covering something that the schools?

Note, home schoolers are taught by their parents.

Independent study implies independence, meaning a high degree of dedication, attentiveness, and pragmatic thought are required, which much of our generation lacks!

The best form of education is usually dependent on the capabilities of whom is bequeathing the knowledge.

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Topic: Off-topic / Make a name that's almost similar to your name


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Topic: Off-topic / Westerners start joining ISIS: countries consider harsher anti-terrorist laws

Nah dude, mint has always been my favorite

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Topic: Off-topic / Your Ideal OT (YIOT)

More silliness
Less flaming

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Topic: Off-topic / So..

Why are crickets in a cup?

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Topic: Off-topic / Why are we in a mikkpacolypse right now?

Originally posted by HalfCutHenry:

find it funny that im thought of as the worst oter and most hated while i never was based off a spam yet.

whoa whoa whoa did you just go from “best oter rn” to “worst oter and most hated”

calm your bipolar self down

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Topic: Off-topic / Side View Generator

I remember I once did a floor plan generator
I ended up sharing a bed with a girl I had a crush on at the time

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Topic: Off-topic / Amankar

Take turns role-playing as Amane and Mikkmar in this thread

Amane is dominant
Mikkmar is submissive






Collar on a Leash

remember keep it SFW

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Topic: Off-topic / i just realized something.

Click the x in the top right corner of the screen.

I have a little thing that opens my notification station
instructions unclear

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Topic: Off-topic / How many broken bones have you had before

My finger once
punched a bit too hard and off-angle

got his jaw tho

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Topic: Off-topic / A place for amane and adv0 to sort their differences.

Originally posted by AEONFLX:
Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

I wonder how much that set-up cost


Right now I have a cross (I like to call it the “Crucifixation Station”), one of those stretchy things, and a sink to dunk heads in
It ran me about 2 grand for the woodworks, piping, and metal

So I’m curious how much the actual image costs

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Topic: Off-topic / i just realized something.

I know you’re all too young or immature to have a job, but let me explain.

Kongregate is a website which takes money to maintain.
The administrators make money from Kongregate’s ad revenue.
In order to get a net profit, and get paid, they must have more ad revenue than maintenance.

So, here’s what they’ve probably found.

If there are less users who harass, then there are more people who stay!
Because you’re right, butthurt people leave.

Usually there’s one harasser and multiple butthurt people.

Therefore, they get rid of the harassers to maximize ad revenue!

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Topic: Off-topic / Main account Zicit permanently banned for posting rude messages on other users' walls (locked)

Take it up with the administrators, little boy.
This is their site, their money, their rules.
You come here?
You play by their rules, whether you disagree with them or not.

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Topic: Off-topic / i just realized something.

The 28th Amendment: The Right to Flame

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Topic: Off-topic / in french class and it is boring as fuck

imagine hot frenchies
and wooing them with romantic words

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Topic: Off-topic / Main account Zicit permanently banned for posting rude messages on other users' walls (locked)

Originally posted by GeorGeKiLLeRx:

I’m even worse that zicit and not banned.
Luck is real.

nah, having a crappy personality ain’t against the guidelines.

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Topic: Off-topic / RollerCROWster's dox (includes pics of him and his house!!!

I’m flying there right now to raep you.