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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 52] Gevock vs. Gevock

Bonus points if you provide logical reasoning.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm Back.

Hi Back. I’m Front.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 52] Gevock vs. Gevock

If Gevock were pitted against Gevock in a life and death gevock-to-gevock fight, which Gevock would overcome the other Gevock?

The first Gevock is cowboy Gevock, wielding a lasso, a fully loaded pistol, and boots with spinning stars and a pointy tip.

The second Gevock is space Gevock, wielding a jetpack, super-jumping boots, and a scimitar.

Which gevock would win?

Post your vote here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe your bed

three pillows – two head, one leg
one blanket
one physics book
three chargers, 1 N3DS, 1 Laptop, 1 Phone
sleeping blanket

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe your most eaten meal of this past month

If a glass of dihydrogen monoxide is something you consider a meal… you must not be a BIG GUY.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe your most eaten meal of this past month

local fast food chain
1/2 lb burger, cheese, onion, mayo, pickle, lettuce
fries
milkshake: oreo mint

 
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Topic: Kongregate / April '15 Suggestion Thread

We need a monthly suggestion thread, where respected forum users come to offer their ideas on how the site can be improved.
Then, the suggestions will be compiled by an actual Kongregate staff member, and they will select the best, and either:
A) Implement them
B) Comment on why it isn’t a priority

I think this would increase Kongregate team and forum community interaction and allow users to feel like they have a voice.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Enough with the idle "games" bullcrap

We need more idle games!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / it's oka dating other girls short time after i broke up?

Oh, so you aren’t as pathetic as you made yourself out to be. OK, OK.

Bang them.
Several sessions of sex with other women will cure your oneitis.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Crowticon

quoting so u cant delete it lol also crows are dead rip in peperoni

:>~

 

Topic: Off-topic / Crowticon

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Topic: Off-topic / Crowticon

What is the most powerful crowticon, to rule all the crowticons?

A commonality is :>, its inverse <:, or their exaggerations :>>>… and …<<<: where the (…) represents an infinite amount of beaks.

Personally, I feel some of my personal favorites are:

:>~ CROW LICKK — for those silly and inappropriate moments.

:>@ Crowball, for when you are carrying a ball about.

:>> == Crowbeam, for fending off enemies.

< : > DUALBEAK CROW, when one beak is not enough.

_ ^
< : > TRIBEAK SPIN, for when enemies surround you, you can charge it by holding B for more damage.

:>:> Crowsex.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is your role on OT?

nothing!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / should you be castrated?

girls would miss it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Never forget

THE NORTH REMEMBERS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have been challenged to a wheelbarrow trick contest!

This man, Will Barrow, is a world professional wheelbarrow trickmaster. He has won thirty world championships.

If you win, you will get a new Cruise Ship! All for yourself!

What kind of trick do you invent to outtrick the master?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I had 35 pre-made threads for you guys...

…but then I pressed Command-Q, and it was Chrome incognito T ___ T.

Now you’ll never get to briefly describe how you kill spiders or contemplate whether you should do wiggly yoga for free groceries.

Discuss how you use incognito = w =

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your parents set up an arranged marriage for you..

Originally posted by CoolPassUser:

First thing I’d do would be looking up whether I’d get to keep his money in case he dies.

If the sex is kinky enough, he will provision a significant amount of his fortune to you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your parents set up an arranged marriage for you..

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

Sure, I’ll marry him, divorce him and walk away with half his fortune.

and he is making you sign a prenup.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your parents set up an arranged marriage for you..

Mr. Suave is a billionaire who owns thirteen international businesses, each of which has up to five subsidiary businesses.

He is a professor at Stanford University, has six pack abs, and huge biceps.

He also is familiar with topics ranging from horticulture to the mythology of the ancient khmer empire.

As your spouse, he will regularly take you on vacations around the world, to beach resorts, national parks, flying in helicopters, watching the most innovative scientists test out their products.

His personality is amicable, friendly, and kind.
He is honorable, selfless, and cares for others passionately.
He will love you until the day he dies.

This is him.
He likes kinky BDSM sex, and he is making you sign a prenup.

Do you accept?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly gevock gevock

I’ve switched to some pro-gevock spray to spray on my gevock when he’s not gevocking that gevock, it’s been more effective at properly training some gevockion notions in my gevock.

The regularity of my gevock’s gevockly gevocking the gevock has decreased, but I’m thinking I should get some gevock treats.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly gevock gevock

Hey, fellow gevocks-fans.
I recently came into possession of multiple gevocks, and was having some trouble training my new gevocks!

Sometimes, a gevock will gevockly gevock my gevock.
I will always spray that gevock with some anti-gevock spray, but then the next gevock will gevockly gevock my gevock.

Any advice on how to stop my gevocks?
Is anti-gevock spray a suitable gevock training methodology?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You just got a job with the Department of DCFIM!

Pipipipipipipipipipipipi314 walks in the room.

HERE’S A COOKIE, AND A COOKIE FOR YOU! WE’RE GIVING FREE COOKIES TO EVERYONE!
Everyone is on board with this, and mounds of government money are dedicated to the logistics and preparation of the cookies.

Citizens are enraged that their tax dollars are being wasted, and that the cookies aren’t even that great.

They start a twitter movement, #chipsonus to promote the idea that the chocolate chip cookie legislation is similar to gambling.

[Success]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You just got a job with the Department of DCFIM!

spookyskeleton walks in the room, shoulders firm, head up, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m going to become a moderator on Kongregate.com and ban everyone!”

The majority of the people in the room share a glance with each other, they seem to be thinking “What the fuck is a kongregate dot com and how can it distract the general citizen?”

One man in the crowd speaks up and says, “But the moderators can only ban for a week! Therefore, even if this plan were implemented, it would only be for a week, and no one in the world would notice!”

Obama walks in the room and shoots spookyskeleton’s face off.

[Failure]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You just got a job with the Department of DCFIM!

At the Department of DCFIM (Distracting Citizens from Important Matters), you have been selected as the director of the next distracting issue to fearmonger and exaggerate!

You briefly glance at the report below,
“The amount of cases ebola has produced has decreased dramatically, and is no longer of interest to media. [Source]. Furthermore, Americans no longer care about ISIS since it has been around for a while and has been losing ground. [No Source because no one cares anymore]."

What new issue do you decide to use as a fearmongering media fuel to distract your citizens from the real issues?