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Topic: Off-topic / Games you are currently playing.

Super Mario Galaxy 2

SOON TO BE MH4U

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

If anyone wants to point out an anime that was completely different than the manga, go ahead.

Soul Eater
Original Fullmetal Alchemist
Elfen Lied

Bleach’s fillers (oh god)
Fillers in general

off the top of my head

Though I agree, a lot of anime very accurately portray their source manga, but I feel there is something ‘pure’ about seeing what the author intended to convey in his very specific way, with his specific selection of art blah blah blah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mod logic

The community makes the tone of the forum, not the mods
You vote for what kind of community with every post you make
sounds like you’re just butthurt and can’t handle ubermorgen or gabby
= w =


Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

You’re not banned. That’s too much tolerance already. All you do is derail people’s threads for no reason.

Reason of ban: Overwhelming hypocrisy and relentless derails
Doesn’t sound likely, given most of OT is still here.

Oh look, you’re bumping an ubermorgen thread

Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:

I didn’t make the first thread with the image, Amane did.

How are you so sure?

oh look, you’re giving gabidou attention

Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by cantonaitis:

space program costs a lot more than overseas development and has less tangible benefits.

donations don’t just keep them alive, they keep them from becoming pirate utopias like somalia or terrorist hives like the sudan.

besides we give more money to Israel than all of Africa.

I think NASA costs taxpayers too much too. Did you know Obama gave them 18 billion this year? That’s enormous for America.

Meanwhile the military invests ~600 billion in wars for oil and we remain the only developed country to not provide universal healthcare to our citizens. Maybe NASA/Africa isn’t the real problem.

Are you trying to use logic and reason against Uber?

Just trying to make him look all the more stupid. Winning an argument with him is a losing battle though, really.

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by cantonaitis:

space program costs a lot more than overseas development and has less tangible benefits.


donations don’t just keep them alive, they keep them from becoming pirate utopias like somalia or terrorist hives like the sudan.


besides we give more money to Israel than all of Africa.


I think NASA costs taxpayers too much too. Did you know Obama gave them 18 billion this year? That’s enormous for America.


Meanwhile the military invests ~600 billion in wars for oil and we remain the only developed country to not provide universal healthcare to our citizens. Maybe NASA/Africa isn’t the real problem.


We have to spend on our military to protect democracy. Remember that America accepted to become the world’s police. Our generosity costs us but it’s worth it if it means keeping freedom safe. NASA isn’t actually helping anyone.


That is actually fucking laughable. I don’t honestly think this is going to be worth the derail. I’ll take this to our shoutboxes once I collect myself from this amount of bullshit.

oh look, you’re fighting with ubermorgen


this was just the first page of your recent posts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You remind me of Cows

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

>Indy111
>sddsdd

Told you guys manga is the best.
Manga is to Anime as Movie is to Book.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Տ ooper!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

I qanat !

 
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Topic: Super Bingo HD / 2nd forum

= w =

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Public Breastfeeding - what next, public nudity? [PROVOCATIVE THREAD]

Should we only be enforcing this for attractive women?

Oh dear.


You guys are forgetting that babies get hungry.
If someone has chosen — which they have the right to — to breastfeed their baby, then their baby is going to get hungry. Maybe you guys have never seen a kid get raised, but when or where this baby decides to get hungry will be completely independent of where the mommy is or what she is doing.

So, does this mean, to avoid public breastfeeding, she must forever stay home? Let’s take a quick look-see at the possibilities:

Solution A) Breastfeeding mom stays at home and never leaves house until baby doesn’t breastfeed.
Solution B) Breastfeeding mom goes out and whips her nips out and attaches to baby, proudly declaiming her right to do so.
Solution C) Breastfeeding mom goes out and — when baby is hungry — covers up and breastfeeds her baby.

Solution A is unreasonable.
Solution B marks Mme’s and your complaint, public nudity: a fair appraisal.
I think solution C is a nice compromise between A and B.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / europe sucks, america is better

europe sucks, america swallows

 
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Topic: Off-topic / There are no stupid ideas, just stupid people? [DANGEROUS THREAD]

I think, initially, you made it too black and white; the only values that exist are “stupid” and “not stupid;” and only people or only ideas are valuable.

Each idea has a spectrum of interpretation, from extremist, to moderate, to the other extreme.
Each person/entity/government/nation chooses to execute an idea on a certain realm of that spectrum.

The value of each is determined by:
A) How the person orients with the spectrum of the idea.
B) The range of the idea’s spectrum.
C) The degree to which the person takes action towards their ideal orientation of the spectrum.

So an idea with a spectrum that is mostly socially constructive should be at a higher value than an idea that has more orientations towards a socially destructive spectrum.
Furthermore, a person who orients with the more moderate and balanced area of the spectrum is more valuable than a person who orients with the more extreme, irrational side of the spectrum. The actions that they take based on their belief in this ‘idea’ then produce value.
However, the degree to which an idea’s spectrum is actively populated* — I envision it as a scale weighed by supporters — also can increase or decrease its value; if the majority of people are in the extreme, it will decrease the value, and the same idea conversely.

*Note: Actively, in the sense that they are taking constructive action towards their idea, not simply orienting themselves with it.


Example: Islamic State

(I’m going to simplify this hard as hell.)

The idea in question is the establishment of an Islamic nation.

On one end of the spectrum is extreme opposition to the idea: “Islamic people are terrorists! I don’t want my plane blowing up!! Those hood things they wear are stupid! Get them the hell out of my sight!”

In the center of the spectrum is perhaps an individual who believes that the idea of “community” among those of Islamic background is important, and should be respected. Perhaps they can’t get their nation or country, but they have every right to commune together.

At the other end of the spectrum is an aggressive, militaristic feeling. “WE’RE GOING TO GET OUR DAMN ISLAMIC STATE AND WE’RE GOING TO TAKE HOSTAGES AND SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS, AND THEN WE’RE GOING TO BEHEAD THEM AND SEND YOU VIDEOS LOLOL, HOLD ON, LET ME TEXT YOUR DAUGHTER TO COME MARRY ME SO WE HAVE SPIES.”


In this case, I feel the value of the “idea” is low, because my impression is that the majority of people orient themselves either in the “anti-Islamic” group or the “extremist-Islamic group.”
Although I’m sure a large population of the Islamic community is more or less aligned at the center of the spectrum, the lack of action (a silent majority) fails to counterbalance the significant amount of action by the extremists.


That’s how I see it anyway.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

you flame well

 

Topic: Off-topic / Why Gardevoir is a bad pokemon.

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Topic: Off-topic / OTers first few posts (Minigame thread) (Friendly thread)


Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

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Topic: Off-topic / OTers first few posts (Minigame thread) (Friendly thread)

Originally posted by Dartjat:

God, no.
This is cringe worthy.
Lock this shit

Originally posted by Dartjat:

Epic topic is Epic

 
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Topic: Super Bingo HD / 2nd forum

No problem!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

You fall asleep.. next to a nude and awake Ken Ham.

I wish to reverse time six months.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Moderator

Oops! You just broke the first rule!
You asked to become a moderator!

Anyone who asks to become a moderator or how to become a moderator is immediately put on the “NEVER MODERATOR” list.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Popularity Contest

Both of the two items in question have drastically different uses.
Dildos are used for masturbation, either anally or vaginally.
Now, I’ve never, ever, ever used a dildo, so I can’t say much as to how effective they are.
However, in the videos I watch, it appears that dildos are effective stimuli to those using them!

I took a few minutes to browse for a video of someone using a bunny in the same manner, but alas there are no such instances of bunny masturbation.

So I’d have to say dildos.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

In the previous three days, I worked approximately 42 hours.
My manager is out-of-town, so I had to cover his shifts.
Today (or rather, the today of two hours previous) I devoted the majority of my day to recovering sleep.
I believe I spent a good seventeen hours in bed, and woke up just to drive to my single class.

I’ve now awoken from yet another short nap, to do some homework, and then return to sleep.

yawn

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

Originally posted by MaoWee:

http://www.isitdownrightnow.com/

I wonder why you need a website to prompt you into sitting down right now.


Let’s seriously discuss the fact that you are trying to have “serious discussions” on a free online flash gaming site for children and young adults, in a forum run by despotic and booty-blasted SJW mods who would rather just remove posts they don’t agree with and ban users who get them mad, and who hate any content that isn’t Tumblr-approved because anything that has to do with anything of actual political and social significance triggers their PTSD and suppressed rape memories from 30 years ago.

Do you enjoy your pseudophilosophical, fedora-tipping circlejerking and half-baked, uncited crockery? Or perhaps the rehashing of old arguments and beating of horses so dead that it has reanimated into some undead abomination hellbent on catering to the lowest common denominators which plague this banal and impotent board comprising unintelligible and harebrained manchildren?

Is your mental masturbation so obsessively addictive that it justifies your inane arguments to the extent that it’s worthwhile to neglect the glaring fact that nobody on this board gives the slightest shit about others’ opinions, being more focused on their eristic and contentious aggression toward anyone whose ideologies or views differ in the slightest and most infinitesimal of degrees? Do you seriously derive pleasure from the unending vapidity and vacuity of stimulating thought, the endless bickering among heated parties who are more interested in pushing their respective agenda than constructively contributing to the discussion? Does it please your pussy, tickle your pickle, and twist your titties to entertain the impetuous immaturity of the other ignorant imbeciles whose only ground they share with you is the common goal of inciting controversy, inflaming interlocutors, and empowering their own ego-stroking narcissism to godlike proportions, if only until they turn off their dusty computers and crawl into bed, foregoing another night of showering or hygiene of any sort, only to repeat the process in the morning?

I suppose this is all fine and dandy, given this is more of a containment board for the politically correct hyperautism and idiocy which would otherwise be polluting the rest of Kongregate and, dare I say, the rest of the Internet as a whole. I can surmise it’s acceptable, seeing how you wouldn’t be able to withstand a rigorous logical assault or formal argument of the sort of caliber which philosophers, scientists, theologians, and logicians employ. I propose it’s even worthwhile, since these redundant exercises in futility entertain your feeble minds yet another day, if only to distract you from the misery of your existence and keep you from being reminded of the girl you lost, the family who rejected you, and the suicide you’ll inevitably commit. And yet, even then, is it just? Ah, but I get ahead of myself; euphoric receivers of nirvana and enlightenment such as yourselves of course know what is just and what is not. After all, that’s Philosophy 101 and we all know none of you would ever flunk such a lowly course, right? Wrong.

Reconsider your priorities and reevaluate your lives because thus far, the only contributions you’ve made is the conspicuous and rather blatant exposition of your intellectual incompetence and solidification as bastions of blissless ignorance, harbingers of hankering halfassedness, and exemplars of excommunication from the existences of anyone who actually matters in the world. And if ever you might need proof of anything I have just stated, evidence of anything I have aforementioned, or citations of credible veracity on the behalf of yours truly, I would like to point out that I have accomplished what many of you do every day: employ eloquent wordplay, elaborate prosetry, and verbose loquaciousness as a fellow sesquipedalian, saying much and stating little, when I could have simply and rather succinctly summarized my statements in a few simple words, such as “Get a life.” or, courtesy of Diogenes the Cynic, “Hang yourself,” for the unexamined life is not worth living. And lastly, if you might ever question the veracity of these views, and their legitimacy as legitimate complaints, might I point out the length it took for the moderators to remove this, and the fact that there are legitimate responses below me (assuming these very moderating mods had not jumped upon this thread before anyone could). These alone should lend merit to my message and weight to my words, if none other could.

This, I believe, is the most accurate, most truthful, and most comprehensive analysis of the components of “Serious Discussion” and the discussions which compose it. Hopefully, this censorious denigration of the board might help improve it in some fashion, that this satire might somehow elicit a spark within the dim minds of its readers. But alas! I doubt it, and suppose the worst, for what else could occur on such a dismal board, except the least productive? Who am I kidding? Surely not me, and perhaps not even you.

You can’t blame me for trying.

Sincerely,
A philosopher and true lover of wisdom,
Nøkkenbuer


I copied this from Serious Discussion’s thread, Metadiscussion On “Serious Discussion” : A Comprehensive Analysis of Its Components and Purpose.
I was going to make an OT thread to parallel it, Metadiscussion on “Off Topic” : A Comprehensive Analysis of Its Components and Purpose, but I changed my mind.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Popularity Contest

Ubermorgen, you have been slain forevermore.
I one this battle.
I hereby banish you to Estonia with Mikkmar as your husband.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Popularity Contest

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

RACE! First to solve this problem proves that he is undoubtedly correct.
This test has no flaws whatsoever
WHAT. SO. EVER.
1+the radius of a circle that takes up 19/36ths of the area of a square with the center at a corner of the square=????

1

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 2daii I wrote 2 frindzone guii

we’re still writing back n forth as friends :)

koshosohsoho.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Popularity Contest

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Actually I can.

clearly incapable of maths

Says the one that can’t do math on a computer.

I can do it faster than you can.