Recent posts by TheAznSensation on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

bye OT

my responsibilities are finally catching up to me so I have to step up and be a man again

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So my gf is angry on me

grow some fucking balls

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly imitate the above user's posting style

Originally posted by curadocesar:

words

no shit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly imitate the above user's posting style

[null post for obvious reasons]

edit: hey now I only did that three or four times

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rip ubermorgen 1911-2015

Curado, niceman is more special than a generic effort star.

Here, niceman.

We appreciate your efforts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rip ubermorgen 1911-2015

Now, now, I can only make a few dramatic renditions of posts a month.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

I would like to sign, but my participation will be sporadic due to responsibilities, if that’s alright

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RIP NICEMAN 2002-2015

I’ll just ignore some people who like picking on a retarded white 13 year old. You won.

You beat me in a battle of wits. A battle of wits that have no meaning but to make another person angry for no reason.

I have gotten better recently, but its only these threads and some other posters that like picking on a kid.

if a useless OTer is better than me,

Please see this and say,

My random outburst to show my side of comedy was from my opinion.

My random outburst to show my side of comedy was from my opinion.

My random outburst to show my side of comedy was from my opinion.

Anybody who hates me so much that when I am in

THE FUCKING MOOD THAT I AM NEVER IN NOW WHEN I POST AND
ATTACK FOR NO
REASON
,
LEAVE ME THE FUCK
ALONE, YOU NAST
Y TROLLS.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I've become a girl (apparently)

A nice man grabs man’s many nipples, groping and caressing them, his tongue moving with the delicateness of a bee sapping nectar from a freshly bloomed flower, risen in the spring much like both nice man’s and man’s many’s manly appendages.
He wipes off the make-up, moaning, “you don’t need this for me to be hot for you.”

Zaminick approaches, chuckling, “hah, gaaaay,” all while unzipping his pants to partake in the fun.

Born henceforth: Zamaniceman.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / does your family love you?

some of them
the rest I hold in mutual hate or indifference

 
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Topic: Kongregate / can you believe IAmTheCandyman???

I wonder if the Kongregate team goes into their meetings and mentions crows sometimes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CROWS are so humble

No, Crow, you are being prideful about being humble, therefore you are clearly being hypocritical!
Hypocritical fiend!
I’m calling you out on this!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you?

maybe

 
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Topic: Off-topic / describe all fast food chains in a single word

time-saving

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if gravity keeps us on the ground then how do CROWS fly????

crows have access to antigravity — dark or “black” matter.

didn’t you read your SCIENCE books??

we COVERED this.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ow my ex fell in love with me

To be honest, just disappear without a single word, or comment.

One moment you’re in his life, the next you’re not.

He’ll have unanswered questions, try to desperately reach you, and feel a deeper sense of loss since he won’t understand.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ow that fuckin hurt

muay thai bro?

you’re supposed to kick trees

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OTER ARGUMENTS WE WANT TO SEE

maowee vs uhhhrina

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Priest here

Since I’m so busy doing priestly things now that I’m an official priest, I only have time to forgive one of you.

Originally posted by andyb112:

You ruined my life.

I forgive you of your sins, young brother.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Priest here

I just got my priest license after taking my priest test.

I am now legally allowed to hear your sins and forgive you.

Tell me, children, what wrongs your life has wrought, and I shall consider forgiveness.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If there is no God, why don´t all atheists kill themselves ?

I recommend Ubermorgen’s threads as a good reading material for successful baiting

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to graciously leave a losing argument

Whoa, can you, like, link me to an example?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I feel like I've missed something, but why do people still argue with Ubermorgen?

WHAT IF
troll knows that group A is double crossing him
but he executes the plan anyway
knowing that he still wasted group A and group B’s time
hence it is TECHNICALLY still a successful troll?

I think this is the solution

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I feel like I've missed something, but why do people still argue with Ubermorgen?

I’d like to hypothesize that maybe, just maybe

group A and group B are in shenanigans, while group A is double crossing their shenanigans with the troll
troll puts out obvious bait
then group A pretends to takes obvious bait
group B pretends to be enraged at group A
and group A and B chuckle because the troll thinks he successfully trolled

when he got trolled himself

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I feel like I've missed something, but why do people still argue with Ubermorgen?

I thought you went to sleep 8 minutes ago.

these burning questions and that lack of self-control you said I have afflict me dearly sometimes

edit: ALTERNATIVELY

group A is in shenanigans with troll
troll puts out obvious bait
group A takes obvious bait to enrage group B
thus group B is the only trolled group

but group A could potentially claim that they are doing that to fend off allegations of getting trolled (which is occurring in this thread)

so who really knows?