Recent posts by TheAznSensation on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / IamA founder of the May 2015 AMA Bandwagon. AMA

Proof

Ask me anything about my recent success.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Guess the age (in years) of the poster above you!

14

 
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Topic: Off-topic / tHErofLwaffLe's 12938th post milestone thread!!!!! (NECESSARY THREAD)

Originally posted by superfastjelly:

I’ll give you something to celebrate

unzips dick
teleports behind you

are you givin im sum gud anal?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / tHErofLwaffLe's 12938th post milestone thread!!!!! (NECESSARY THREAD)

CONGRULATIONS, YA MATHAFAKCUER!!!1111K23NRKN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: discuss hair color

MY HAIR IS PRETTY MUCH RAVEN BLACK
LIKE BATMAN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things that piss you off

AGUSPAL WASN’T ABLE TO PREDICT ME POSTING IN THIS THREAD

FUCKING REKTTTTTT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Most boring OTers?

To be honest, nearly everyone in this forum is predictable. Its not too hard for me to predict what most of you will do in any situation, except for a couple of people such as Amane (Very hard to predict him) and of course most newbies for obvious reasons…

PREDICT ME, BITCH

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongegate Becoming TOO Adult?

We need porn and hentai games on kongregate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are a Nigerian Prince!

Your parents were recently assassinated, by your uncle.
Your uncle has taken all your money and deposited the money in his account, and used a military coup to take over your country.

He locks you in a tower at the top of the castle.
You are given a laptop, and you discover that your restricted privileges still allow you to email other people, although you have to guess at email addresses.

What kind of emails do you send out to get help?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 10k post party

ME AND ZICIT CAN NOT BOTH BE COOL GUYS
I OBJECT
ONLY ONE COOL GUY IN THIS FORUM

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did you know?...

Did you know…?

Those working in the artificial intelligence industry agree that at some point, we will reach an artificial super intelligence.

There are three levels of artificial intelligence:
ANI: Artificial Narrow Intelligence, i.e. intelligence that is adept at performing a single task, such as your phone, assembly robots, etc.
AGI: Artificial General Intelligence, i.e. intelligence that has a general knowledge base, much akin to a human
ASI: Artificial Super Intelligence, i.e. intelligence far beyond ours, that is capable of solving problems such as world hunger, economics, etc, with ease.

Humanity has mastered ANI, and we are progressing towards AGI.
The growth rate is exponential, especially when we finally hit the “singularity,” when we do hit AGI, and it self-improves to a point where it becomes ASI.

(Continue the chain, people!)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't like chocolate milk, I ₩£÷{ing love it!

You go for that girl, Caravine.
When the white cold milk and dark sweet chocolate mix, you get fucking chocolate milk.
Chocolate milk is delicious, so that relationship of yours will be just as delicious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 10k post party

go for it, ruudy lucan

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe your favorite fetish

flat calf-high to knee-high boots
(not high heeled)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Eating lots of food

Buy two cookies.
Buy two lava cakes.
MAKE COOKIE LAVA CAKE S’MORE

Is very good, actually.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just awoke from the most terrifying dream I can recall [Edit: Dreams thread]

Sometimes, my dreams are peculiar.
I was taking a nap earlier today, and my roommates were heading out, so they’re telling me:
“Hey, we’re going to be out late. Everyone is going. However, just to warn you, we did see some dangerous house robbers leap the fence and hide in the bushes.”

So I’m like: “Uhhh, can’t you ummm… handle that?”

“Nah, man, it’s just gonna happen. No way to prevent it. See ya! Good luck!”

I woke up. Ain’t got time for that bullshit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't like chocolate milk, I ₩£÷{ing love it!

Originally posted by Caravine:

I fucking love chocolate god milk! It’s the beacon of life after a nice hardcore workout! Yeah kiddoes, post about your love for chocolate milk!

Whey protein chocolate milk, brochaco?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Eating lots of food

I had granolas and strawberries mixed into vanilla greek yogurt, with a glass of milk and an orange for breakfast.

For lunch, I had nachos covered in a few types of cheese, bell peppers, jalapenos, and salt.

For dinner, I had chick-fil-a, a cookies & cream milkshake and four chicken tenders with fries.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Yes?

Hmm.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is this forum a failure?

Mental_Challenge, you HAVE FAILED THIS FORUM.

shoots you with an arrow

 
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Topic: Off-topic / AZN AMA AMZN

Originally posted by thegrayfox99:

Did you even know I’m on OT?

I apologize. I don’t see you that regularly.


Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

If you had to sleep with another OTer here, who would it be?

Sleep as in cuddle?
I am torn between Jenny and Mme. They are both rather cute and cuddly thingies.
Good pillows.

If you meant sex..
Hmmm… MaoWEE is a little too young.. and creepy for me..
I never saw a picture of Dminor, but she has a pretty sexy personality. I can see her being kinky, but she’s lesbian…
Uhhhrina is hot… but so solipsistic……
SicMirx was attractive iirc, but she was all srs bsns all the time…..

To hell with it.
All of them. At once.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things that piss you off

Baby Boomers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best ot story writer hype thread

JudeMaverick was a good writer, although he is no longer here.
I’ve gotten a lot better.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Yes?

Or no?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT news

Originally posted by zhs0O:

Don’t try and do it, the threads will instantly be locked for no reason. I have tried to make OT News a couple of times, but they keep getting locked.


Anyway, I could pull it off pretty easily.
You just need to make me a deal.. I couldn’t refuse = w =.