Recent posts by TheAznSensation on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Its time to speak up.

quit, bye guys

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things you should do but choose not to

I, too, was scheduled to go the gym today.
I also had two classes today.
However, I spent the day in bed moping.
Alas.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do chinese and Asian people sleep on wooden pillows?

I sleep on pillows of adamantium spines, a bed of poisonous pufferfish, and with 200 tons of rock above me.
Anyone who sleeps differently is a small, weak, and inferior creature.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / tomorrow, smash wii u comes out

Toys R Us offers a free amiibo with purchase SSBU

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’re so tall.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am an ugly girl and this cute guy keeps avoiding my advances

Guys! Guys! Guys! Wait a fucking second!

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/449404-i-am-tempted-to-switch-schools-just-so-i-can-100-fully-ignore-this-ugly-girl

I think these threads are connected!!! Lol!!!!
Did anyone else notice this??

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am an ugly girl and this cute guy keeps avoiding my advances

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Wait…which thread came first?

I came first. He hasn’t come yet.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cellphones? NOPE it has to be a furry thread now thanks alot ._.

your momma’s pix get leaked

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am tempted to switch schools just so I can 100% fully ignore this ugly girl.

Darkscanner sounds grumpy. Now that I’ve successfully matched Darkvine, maybe I should pair up StOtS and Darkscanner?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am tempted to switch schools just so I can 100% fully ignore this ugly girl.

I came up with a couple name: “Darkvine”
or how about “Carabot?”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am an ugly girl and this cute guy keeps avoiding my advances

No, I know he really likes astronomy
sometimes I watch him through the window
and he looks at the planets

he is really funny too
and I need a man who can always make me laugh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am tempted to switch schools just so I can 100% fully ignore this ugly girl.

Originally posted by darkbot:
Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

She is darkbot irl

Hey! I have no real life affiliations with anyone on kongregate, nor do I plan to. Besides, I dont even know OT like dat.

hey man, you hacked my account, and made a thread regarding your affections for Caravine
not cool

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am an ugly girl and this cute guy keeps avoiding my advances

my feelings and love for him are so strong
I am really thirsty for him; I want to slurp him
It’s been 109 days of constant rejection now, and I need a way to win his heart

he’s so funny
he’s good at astronomy xoxo
and he is so sexy

if he would just give me a chance and look beyond my appearances, I would love him forever

do you have any advice?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am tempted to switch schools just so I can 100% fully ignore this ugly girl.

Originally posted by Darkscanner:

So why would you put that in the title and not your top issue?

(Also, still really shallow of you either way).

A) it’s not shallow to not be attracted to someone

B) It is darkbot irl

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am tempted to switch schools just so I can 100% fully ignore this ugly girl.

She is darkbot irl

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Im just gonna do some impressions

I WANNA DO ME I WANNA DO ME

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your most embarrassing moment

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Going to NYC.

Never again, dear gawd, people are terrifying.

I’m so so so so sorry, Mme.
I feel so bad about that.
500%.

Were you in singing class or something?

Calculus II.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your most embarrassing moment

Originally posted by Reginleifx:

High School
Wanted to tell my best friend I was in love with her.
Did it.
Jizzed in my pants.

Did she notice?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your most embarrassing moment

High School
Had to do karaoke as my final
I don’t have control of my voice
Can’t sing

shudders

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The love of 2 men and a unicycle can't be broken.

You and Darkbot do dirty things with a unicycle? Interesting. You have to keep your sexual exploits private, please.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Funniest Google Search Suggestion(s)

types in Caravine

Result: Caravine gropes Darkbot’s belly button

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dear Moderators,

Jeez, Caravine, why do you keep throwing in sexual innuendos?

If Darkbot thinks his paroxysms represent progress, he should rethink his definition of progress. Darkbot, I want to make hot, steamy love with you and kiss all your body parts.

You think you’re being subtle?
You’re just trying to seduce everyone.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / AHHHHHHHHH

When do you say that?
The only time I can remember saying that is when I am trying to lift something heavy
but it’s not really an “AHHHHH” but more like an “ahhhhh” exertion grunt

I don’t yell while on rollercoasters
when things frustrate me

I don’t really say AHHHHH

when I was littler I used to say it for my dentist, I guess

when you say AHHHHHHH?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your favorite shirt

It’s a tight-fitting compression shirt in the color of a dark navy blue
sleeves are a little shorter than normal t-shirt sleeves
no designs or anything
keeps me warm in the cold
keeps me cool in the warm

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Job Opportunities?

I work at Domino’s as an assistant manager right now
I’m mostly using it as a side job to fund my college
It would be nice to become a general manager on the side just cause I can, but shrug not really a priority.