Recent posts by Holy2334 on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

@DaddyNZ Kongratz on your great achievement. One day, I shall get to lvl 65. Actually this nifty graph here shows that I’ve managed to make the same amount of points last year than I did the 4 years before that combined. Normally I am not a badge hunter, however the only difference between last year and the other 4 years probably had to do something with the kongpanions being released I’m not sure.

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Topic: Off-topic / Can i transfer my saves from Chrome to Mozilla ?

Originally posted by marios22199:
Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

If you mean your save files for Kongregate games, yes.

Could you tell me how please? i managed to find my saved games from Chrome but i don’t know where i have to place them now

You place them in the recycling bin, and the mozzilla comes to pick it up and takes it to the right place.

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Topic: Off-topic / 2daii I wrote 2 frindzone guii

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

Now i’m angry.


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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

By: Holy2334
A story inspired by: jmtb02

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain and WASHED the spider out.
Up came the sun and dried up all the rain.
And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again

…struggled as she tried to get back on her feet. Agonizing in pain when she tried to get back up she looked down and saw that she didn’t have all her 8 legs, she had 6 (DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN) After realizing her great loss the spider stopped trying to get up. She gave up, crying. “I will never be able to climb the spout again” Then while she was on her back, thinking about the final moments of her life, a mysterious figure making strange beeping noises appears and that’s when the spider fainted.

MEANWHILE AT THE KONG OFFICE, Jmtb and Heather were shooting their next episode of Kong TV. When they were done, Kongbot entered in the room with a glass jar and showed Heather and Jmtb the jar. Upon examining the jar they see a spider with 6 legs. “KILL IT! KILL IT!” screeched Heather as she hopped up onto the table in fear. “Heather calm down, it looks like KongBot found himself a pet,” jmtb said while patting Kongbot’s head. The spider was smiling because Kongbot fixed her up using his laser vision and made her able to stand only using 6 legs instead of 8.

Jmtb picked up the jar and looked at the spider. “I’m gonna call her Betsy” he said and took a picture of the spider. Jmtb then sent the picture of to Jimp and said to draw a kongpanion just like that to honor Kongbot’s newly found pet. Thus Betsy, the 6 legged spider kongpanion was born and she lived happily ever after with her new friends. And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again.


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Topic: Kongregate / The King of Towers Sweepstakes Winners

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by 00Kronos00:

So 26th… Where is the list with all the winners?

Originally posted by Heather:

I will add the other lists of winners once we have them.

Yea, you have to give them time for the person to respond, and then if they don’t respond they pick another person, and if that person doesn’t respond….. etc. etc. It will eventually end at me because I’ll be there to accept it :P

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Topic: Kongregate / Post Your Wins.

Originally posted by videogames518:

Biggest Stock profit I’ve gotten (+64) in Tangerine Tycoon. I highly doubt I’ll beat that.

Well, if +64 is a win then this must be epic.

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Topic: Kongregate / Sweepstakes Suggestion Thread

There should be a sweeps where the grand prize is a paid trip to the Kong HQ and hang out with the staff and stuff.

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Topic: Off-topic / What Threads did you make that you are most proud of?

This one
And This one

Prolly the best two threads I made.

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Topic: Off-topic / Think about your favorite number before coming to this thread.

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

5,289 pound fish

so basically im rich

Not really, peta would just sue your ass to oblivion for killing such a rare fish. #themoreyouknow

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Topic: Kongregate / The King of Towers Sweepstakes Winners

Originally posted by Bluji:
Originally posted by mikerspd:

Since all the complainers/whiners/trolls probably won’t acknowledge this, I’d like to say thank you to Heather for giving us an update. I do so love communication. :)

This. THIS.

#progress :D

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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate pls

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by CoPrsBro:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

get an adblock

u mean like Kong Plus? my brother has it and he says its awesome
he told me u could get profile skins, an icon, kreds, private chat and special rooms
it also blocks ads

nah, like download an adblocker for all sites.
no one wants to see ads

I like to see ads

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Topic: Kongregate / alienware 18

Originally posted by The_Atari_Kid:

In the Terms and Conditions, they usually have an address where if you send them a SASE then they will send you a list of winner(s). I’d suggest that if you really want to know. Although usually there is a deadline to do that.

Ya you do that and then post the winners for us :p

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Topic: Kongregate / January '15 Suggestion Thread

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

make everyone a mod
give everyone a variety of different mod powers
and have a mod civil war

We all are technically moderators, we just have no powers while others do. :)

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Topic: Off-topic / no fapping or no technology?

No fapping, you can use technology to get a chick to satisfy your needs.

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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate pls

Originally posted by ToofFromDotd:


OMG There is like 13-17 year old kids that go on to this site. They shouldn’t be seeing this! Then yet again, I’m 19 and I never see these advertisements or any at all :c

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Topic: Off-topic / If you could choose a videogame to live in, what would it be?

Originally posted by OurKingCurado:

skyrim because argonian maids

Not thinking good enough. I would want to live in Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball because (Starts to snicker) I like to watch volleyball. If I can’t then GTA V.

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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

Official response: You do indeed need to have had them without the bonus Kongpanion from this quest. Sorry if the whisper was a little confusing! :(

If you have other questions about the quest or any rewards related to it, I’d suggest posting them in this thread instead :)

The ultimate troll of the year. They giveth our precious, and then they taketh away giving us false hope we can get it back.
holy2334 will remember this

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Topic: Kongregate / January '15 Suggestion Thread

Originally posted by FlyingCat:

I know you can easily get a picture of a Kongpanion by going to the URL of their picture, but perhaps add an option to automatically turn your avatar into a Kongpanion avatar by clicking on that Kongpanion in your Kongpanion collection page.

I think they are already working on a Kongpanion Avatar Creator already. I saw Jmtb a week ago on it and when I tried to join it kept bringing me back to the homepage of doom and when I asked he said, “WE ARE STILL WORKING ON IT” so I think they are still working on it.

tl;dr: They’re still working on it :)

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Topic: Kongregate / When are we gonna replace trialpay?

They could be like Ninja Kiwi and remove it :) Besides all free offer systems are pretty much the same… although I prefer the ones with videos. That would be nice.

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Topic: Kongregate / Kong +

Originally posted by Tetsuo_Shima:

There is nothing in K+ that makes it worth even paying $5 for imho. If you get it, you’re basically sending Kong a donation because you approve of the good work they do and think they deserve some extra funding for that. (coming from someone who does not have nor has ever had K+, so forgive my opinionated ignorance) :p

You get 50 kreds which is $5 on its own. You also get access to private chats, beta games, profile backgrounds, hang out with Greg, and kongregate responds to your complaints faster. Its such a glorious life.

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Topic: Kongregate / Kong +

Originally posted by condude3333:
thanks to their partnership with gamestop, PowerUpRewards Pro includes Kong+, that’s how I get mine.

Take this route if you can, because $15 < $30.

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Topic: Off-topic / to teach OT string theory

Originally posted by MaoWee:

String theory sounds gay, I’ll teach them to find Jesus

I would join this class. I get to watch the OT students fight with MaoWEE and I can get to see her after hours for “studying” so I can “study” my way to an A+

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Topic: Kongregate / The truth about Kongregate.

Originally posted by le_trollol:

This post has been removed by an administrator or moderator

You can’t quote removed posts

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Topic: Off-topic / http://infinitumascend.freefor

Originally posted by adv0catus:



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Topic: Kongregate / Today's BOTD game has profanity

Originally posted by saybox:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

All chats allow sweating.

That’s not true. There are plenty of moderators who won’t allow any swearing in their room.

It is true. Everybody sweats duh. Besides it says it in their chat guidelines you are allowed to swear.

Originally posted by Kongregate:
Because everyone using Kongregate are 13 and over, the language throughout the site should be approximately PG-13. Some swearing can be allowed (we here at Kongregate are no saints), but it should not be directed at other users (see “Don’t harass others”).