Recent posts by Mako250 on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / wat is the best game ever have u played?

Battalion: Arena is probably my favorite, however it’s been maybe 1-1.5 years since I’ve played it due to unfortunate circumstances

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [CANNONS 2] Suggestions by Mako250

Average health from a cannon is somewhere around 1,200 or something

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [CANNONS 2] Suggestions by Mako250

Originally posted by alexkolozsy:

Those ideas are arrite. Wish I could rate it…

And you can, all you have to do is say 8/10 or something, I will know what you mean

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [CANNONS 2] Suggestions by Mako250

Here are some ideas for the game:

Tanks:

Cursed tank:
1: Curse, 100-200 damage, 50 curse damage per turn
2: Black Lightning, same as lightning except color
3: Doom, 300-500 damage, high area
Special effect: Deals 50 cursed damage to itself every turn,
Gains 200 hp when it kills a tank
“Evil” type
Trail of darkness wherever it goes, for looks

Holy Tank:
1: Holy Light, 200-300 damage or 300-400 damage on “Evil”
2: Holy Heal, +25-50 hp on team (no cooldown)
3: Smite, 300-400 damage or 400-500 damage on “Evil”
Special Effect: cannot take Curse damage per turn

Military Tank:
1: Cannon, same as cannon’s 1rst weap
2: Machine Gun, 25 shots, 10-25 damage each (250-625 total), randomly spreads
3: Grenade, 25-50 damage on impact, 250-350 damage on explode, explodes in 2 turns, big area
Stats: High defense, low mobility

Healer Tank:
1: Poison Dart, 50-100 damage, 100 poison damage twice after effected player’s turn
2: Team Heal, +50-100 hp to Team (1 turn cooldown)
3: Self Heal, +150-250 hp to self (2 turn cooldown)
Special Effects: Immune to poison damage per turn (not curse or nuclear)

Items:

Nuke, 500-750 damage, HUGE Area, 100 nuclear damage after effected player’s turn
15 silver coins

Summon Comet, 450-600 damage, Big Area
750 bronze coins

Smoke Bomb, makes a cloud where it lands, HUGE area, cannot see enemies in this cloud (they can see what is out of the cloud and the effect goes to both teams), lasts 10 turns
500 bronze coins

Flash Bomb, map is gone, ground and players are 100% invisible, visibility increased by 20% after end of effected player’s turn, map returns after visibility fully restored, big area
500 bronze coins

Big map effects:

Meteor Shower, 5 small meteorites rain from the sky after each turn, 50-150 damage each, normal area effect

These are just some ideas, I will most likely have even more

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / How Many WU's do you complete to get 3 ranks up, crown and cowboy?

in my calculations, I get about 50-75 in 24 hours, I should have crown in about 2 months :|

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Can't see my F@H points

it all depends on your queue information, the project # it is working on it special, it depends on that # for how many credits you’re getting, there’s different slots but I’m not sure how to check the credits, if you know how then it will be easier to check the one that gives you more, but the more that one is worth, the more slower it takes, so if it’s really slow you should get a lot (like 75-100 if it takes 250/250)

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Ultimate Suggestions Thread

I think there should be another hat, like: Shiny crown; effect: immune to sword, gun, mine, AND lightning,; how to get: mod and 5k F@H points OR 15k F@H points

 
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Topic: General Gaming / ((Platform Racing 3 has gone public))

I played pr2 so much, but I love pr3, now tell me what that means? I like the new changes, sure the gravity is higher but you can jump while crouching and it’s got so much more stuff

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / PR2 Folding@Home Q:s an A:s

ok so it got 250/250, but what now? how do I check? my user statistics don’t work, it only a sign of F@H stuff, it says nothing about my folding, my user statistics are: ( http://fah-web.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=userpage&username=KingMako30 ) but nothing shows up (yes KingMako30 is my pr2 username)

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / PR2 Folding@Home Q:s an A:s

I don’t know what’s going on, it only says 0/250, why does it only do that? I typed in team number and my pr2 username

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / pr2 how to get crown

When I folded, nothing happened, it didn’t give me any points, when I logged in tomorrow, the fold thing was auto exited out :|

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Folding and 2 Rare Hats

I really want the crown and cowboy hat, but, A) I’m not allowed to download and B) It’s too confusing for me! Someone help please, I really want crown
Now I’ll tell you what crown does, It makes you invincible to guns, swords, and mines, so that’s why it doesn’t come off, because lightning doesn’t take hats so it keeps all the hats your wearing to say on until race end, BONUS!!!
Now for Jiggmin’s Hat, A.K.A. Cowboy hat, makes every block not occupied a water block, so you fly everywhere, but remember, you’ll be the first target unless it’s from fred, so fly away from fight, so, back to our topic
Can someone fold for me? Cause I can’t!

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Bubble Tanks Series

All Bubble Tank games are my Favorite! I Can’t Wait until BT3 Comes out!!! BT Was Fun When, Upgrade your tank better and better, in BT2, It was awesome!!! I Could Upgrade to what type of tank, greatly Fun, BTTD was different than the rest, so it was still fun with the theme, all great games, now BTA Has come out!!! UBER FUN!!! BTW, He’s a Speacial Cheat for Bubble Tanks Arena, For a Name Type: ~Hero :It’s cool! to reset your cheats, just refresh or something, For the Record BT3 is not BTA, some people get it wrong, BT3 Will come out at Fall this year, My best guess is it will come out november, wich is perfect cause my birthday is in nov. ok, off topic here, but that’s the point, this is not on games fourum because Bubble Tanks game fourum is not there, anyway, what do you think of BTA and BT3?

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / omg

Originally posted by ixsetf:
Originally posted by Mr. poop E-mail me at Yousuck@everything.com (get it) hey, chat wall’s gonna fall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, it will:

Im sorry but pr3 is a hoax i never really started it so its not coming out this year or ever hahaha I fooled all you noobs that thought it was coming out >=)

cool, I like strong chat, it’s awesome, chat wall’s gonna fall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / yo momma jokes anyone?

Originally posted by rokun:

I is stupid!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / yo momma jokes anyone?

Originally posted by sockgzin:
Originally posted by crazyred112:
keep it g-rated and plz dont post links to the other yo momma threads cos weve seen them all and its time for some new ones heres a few to get you started: Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost! Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!" Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets. Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains". Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus. Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht. Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck! Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!! Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet! Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin. Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade. Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite. Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the driveway!!!!! Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button! Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room. Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion. Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!! Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone. Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue. Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and peed herself. Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it. Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund! Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample. Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company Yo Mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder. Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings Yo Momma's so poor she tried soul food Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"! Your momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way. Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent... Your momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her. Your momma's so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her. Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left. Your momma's so Smelly her poops glad to escape. Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in countdown and starved to death. Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank! Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends. Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued! Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a kenworth! Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth! Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles! Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl! Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"! Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks! Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car! Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck! Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs! Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket! Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide. Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving. Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move out of the way Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code! Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side. Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas! Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show! Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in? Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean! Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider! Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target! Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats. Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds. Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up! Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!" Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton. Yo mommas so fat' in her school photo she was used as the backdrop Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed! Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust. Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3. Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare. Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money. your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded"I'm moving my house. You mom’s so fat, old and hairy that she gets mistaken for santa clause each december. Yo momma eats so much that she got banned from the family thanksgiving dinner. Yo mommas so dumb she prank called 911 Yo mommas so dumb she tried to put out a fire hydrant Yo mommas so dumb she thought she had a twin when she looked in a mirror Yo mommas so dumb she tried to put M-n-M’s in alphabetical order Yo mommas so dumb she stole some free samples Yo mommas so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mommas so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo Mamas so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot. Yo mamas so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped off the couch Yo mommas so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her! Yo mommas so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her! Yo mommas so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma’s armpits so hairy, it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock. you're mommas so poor even Beggars give you money. Your mommas so poor she can't even afford to pay attention. Yo momma so poor she uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine Yo momma so poor, she uses chewing gum as a bandaid. You family so poor you's live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box. Yo momma is so po... she can't even afford them last 2 letters! Yo Dentist is so poor she uses white-out/tippex as your tooth filler. Yo' momma so poor she can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor... Yo momma so poor her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya! You mommas so poor that I asked to use the bathroom, and she handed me a shovel Yo momma so poor that when I ask him whats for dinner, she takes off her shoelaces and says - Spaghetti! Yo momma so poor that when I asked her what's for dinner, she tried to throw ME in the oven! Yo' Mommy so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the table...took one and she said - "Don't be greedy!" Yo momma so poor the building society reposessed her cardboard box. Yo momma so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. Yo momma so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers Yo momma so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic. Yo momma so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong' Yo momma so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!" Yo momma so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich guy farted... Yo momma so poor when I saw her walking down the street with 1 shoe, I said - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..." Yo momma so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry. Yo momma so poor the closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it... Yo momma so poor she had to take out a second mortgage..., on her cardboard box. Yo momma so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped out of it saying - "Who knocked???" Yo momma so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence. when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she growled - "Don't use the good china" Yo momma so poor when she runs over possums she brings them home for tea... Yo momma so poor that when I pissed in her yard she thanked me for watering the garden... Yo Mama's so poor, her front porch mat says 'Wel'... Yo momma so poor I went into her "house", swatted a pesky firefly and she screamed - "Who turned out the lights?" Yo momma so poor I walked into her house, asked to use the toilet and she handed me 2 large sticks. I ask what they're for and she says: "Use one to hold up the ceiling...use the other to fight off the cockroaches..." yo mommas so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark. yo mommas so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories... yo mommas so old when she was at school...there was No history class! yo mommas so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock yo mommas so old she even got jealous of Yoda yo mommas so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake yo mommas so old she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade yo mommas so old her birthday expired. yo mommas so old she's got Adam and Eve's autograph yo mommas so old we found cave drawings of her. yo mommas so old I told her to act her age...and she died. yo mommas so old she has wrinkles on her wrinkles yo mommas so old her eyes have wrinkles yo mommas so old you use her neck as a cheese grater yo mommas so fat the moon orbits her. yo mommas so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic. yo mommas so fat when she farted she launched apollo 13 into orbit. yo mommas so fat she has longditude and latitude lines on her stomach yo mommas so fat she went for a swim and when hubble took a picture of earth scientists thought she was an unknown eighth continent. yo mommas so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity. yo mommas so fat she auditioned for Raiders of the Lost Ark and she got the part of the big Rolling Ball. yo mommas so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic. yo mommas so fat she wore a jacket with a big red X on it and lay down and helicopters landed on her yo mommas so fat she shows up on radar as a mountain yo mommas so fat she wears an asteroid belt. yo mommas so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' yo mommas so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady. she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. yo mommas so fat she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding! Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and me..." Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial yo mommas so fat people run double marathons by jogging around her! yo mommas so fat NASA plan to use her to block up the hole in the Ozone layer yo mommas so fat she deep fries her toothpaste and puts ketchup on it yo mommas that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'
chat walls gonna fall!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It will fall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Worst thing you've done in front of the opposite sex.

Originally posted by DMinor:
Originally posted by Umbreon_:
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Originally posted by ParalysisTerror:
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Originally posted by MoopsiePook:

I touched myself and i liked it.

That reminds me of the second most embarrassing thing I did… I was bored in math class so I was fingering myself absentmindedly(really, I wasn’t even aware I was doing this) when I had an orgasm in the middle of class. Yah, bad moment…

When did this happen?

A couple of years ago, in soph year.

You got in trouble, right?

Pff, yah. That’s what happens when you masturbate in class.

Lol all the guys must have been like “WTF!!?!?”

I bet they were :P

Well, I’m a guy, and yup, I was about to qoute WTF!!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Worst thing you've done in front of the opposite sex.

THE MOST EMBARISING STORY OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(you will agree!!!!!!!!!!): I went skinny dipping (not sure if that’s right term for guys though, ok, so I went swimming naked) in my private pool (indoors) when all of a sudden a ton of girls came in (idk why!) and dived in (they all had goggles on!!!!!!) and they were freaked out!!!! Then I realised: This isn’t my pool, oops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Stick Arena: Ballistick] HOW TO RANK UP QUICKLY!!!!

Easy way to legally get easy kills: make a room named “all vs <your>” and slaughter them all I got serious amout of kills!!! I got 3 lvl ups really fast!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / What is your definition of a noob?

My deffinition of a noob is someone who does not have as much experience playing a game because they haven’t played long to find out all it’s secrets, and they feel great when they found one, so don’t mock them because you were all noobs!!! Mocking them is only a result of mocking yourself!

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Crown without F@H

I can’t use F@H because this is my dad’s computer, so I can’t download!!! What do i do!?! How do I become a mod on pr2?!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If You Were To Commit Suicide How Would You?

I would attach fireworks to a gocart and ride it! I would never really commet suicide though, I wanna be in Heaven!

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Bubble Tanks 2 - Tank State Tree

Awsome! Now I finally know how to get the BFT Carier!