Recent posts by Bounteyhunter749 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / If the elder scrolls series makes a new game what region will it take place in.

Originally posted by onlineidiot1994:

TES Race Tiers?
TES Race Tiers.

GOD TIER
Nords, Wood Elves, Dark Elves

GOOD TIER
Bretons, Imperials

OKAY TIER
High Elves, Redguards

BAD TIER
Kajiit, Orcs

SHIT TIER
Argonians

Da fuq?

Orcs are THE superior breed, you aren’t dealing with the avarage warrior…

No one bests an orc.

There is a reason for that.

Our strength is unmatched in any battle. Our smiths are envied among the other races. Our rage allows to kill several before we fall.

We. Are. Legion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0M5D5OA-d4 We also love rock.

Oh yah, next ES should be the black marsh. Was always interested in that place. They will always be number two though.

Topic: Off-topic / You are a hobbit and these will help you on the Quest for the ONE RING!! do you use them?

Originally posted by chesshawk:

Also, what happens during a boner?

Those look pretty tight.

You don’t want to know…

Topic: Off-topic / Would you want to ban the above user permanently?

ehhh not really

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

Since your out of bullets I quickly kill you with a baseball bat.
Koth

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I go ape on your ass and claim the hill for myself (your dead)

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I Begin making a base VERY VERY VERRRYYYY far away were I begin constructing an army of “what-ever-the-hell-I-want”. After long hours of atempting to transform humans into something great I come up with…. the FIRE MAN he is fire protected while haveing a very powerful “hose” so he sprays everyone down with painful water (did I mention its poisonus?) so I rule the hill while safely being away at my base coming up with more awsome things
KotH

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I return from my awsome trip that no one cares about, but because of this awsomeness a uber shield sorounds me allowing me to interact with other objects but keeps me safe from all harm also giving me super strength, I push tin down the hill I then build a hall way up to the hill, oh and there is a tax for all who want to get to the hill (I am not king of the hill I have something much bigger planed…. MAHAHAHAHA)

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / Rules of Honor

Originally posted by GreenLions:

You guys all just FAILED by saying I did. You know I’m right, and if you don’t that’ cause you suck. Nerds.

If you were really devoted about “honor” and “being good” you would be able to keep your cool and not sink down to name calling this makes you no better then the noobs who spam others because they lost, I mean look at just about any thread and you will see a few people being immmature about this game like “blablabla” is a fag, now calm the hell down man, relax and think before you post.

Originally posted by XxDevilxX:

Fail Topic, Fail Topic, Fail Topic, No one cares about Fail Topic Rules. You follow those rules of honor because you are so honorable, oh please.
You totally FAILED with your honor rules when you said “But: you can team with anybody if you team against evil guests” if you are actualy good, you dont team at all, and you dont team just to kill “evil Guests” thats one non-honorable nub move. Also when you said, “Never say “ns” to a guest. If he did a nice shot, that means he’s a real player playing as a guest because he’s a coward. Call him a noob, and tell him to get some balls.” Another Fail noob statement of ignorance. Guests can be good players having never made an account, and they could also be a good player not logged in because they didnt want to, forgot to, or they want to just have some fun as guest.so you are basically shoving your honor up your ass.

Think next time before trying to make some actually valid points. SORRY whoever you are :)

I beileve this post says it all

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / Why do YOU hate UMAG?

huh… looks like this is one of these threads that should never be….

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I kick king in the sack he then falls over in pain, the turtle seeing him in pain goes to find a doc. KotH

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I run away in fear as I don’t want to be raped by anything other then a super model as I am running away I fing a magic orb…. it is the whatchamacallit’s orb that will adecpt my answer is it the password to peater griffens secret base thing in his attic that they go to when burglers break into theire house, and if that don’t work I dress king up as a female turtle the male turtle being board with the corpse goes to rape the “female” turtle.
KotH
oh and to a bit more of the ridddle he did it cus it was his fav people or something….

Topic: Forum Games / The Hidden Irony

a reuseable battery dying (stop working)

Topic: Off-topic / TELL A LIE!! !! !! :D

I wish to love you all forever, I love all trolls as I wish to become one of them, I talk with them all and hug them hugs everyone I LOVE YOU

Topic: Off-topic / Oh Shi- Moments

A few months ago when the doctor told me I had a “mass” I had no idea a mass was a tomor till they had already got rid of it.
Also once when I was 5 at my grandma’s I wanted to have some fun and roll down the stairs, I rolled over head first and when I hit the bottom my face hit the metal vent I sat there for a minite going “!!!!!!” when I suddenly remembered I was in pain so like any 5 year old…. I cried. so as you can imagine life sucks.

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I step over the remanes of a ounce great pop star, as I stare down at his mangeld body I wounder could he still be alive? Just to make sure I prod him with a stick from a safe distance somehoe, MJ has survived he then stares me down, then suddenly “OHH WOHH” and he charges at me. I run as fast as I can towards king and house them seeing MJ being alive run away in fear I trip as he stood over me I knew I would be dead soon… he then picked me up stareing into my eyes he says “thank you”
He then joins forces with me
(if you look back in this form I had revived MJ, king had killed him again so now he is pissed, he is thankful for me trying to revive him once before so as I said, he joined my side) oh he also wants to smash kings head and devour his brains
KotHwzMJ

Originally posted by Bounteyhunter749:

I bring MJ back to life he then makes your heads explode because of dah moon walk “OHHH WOOH” (I now have a zombie MJ to kick ass) KoTHWMJ

Originally posted by kingzak13:

Originally posted by Bounteyhunter749:

I bring MJ back to life he then makes your heads explode because of dah moon walk “OHHH WOOH” (I now have a zombie MJ to kick ass) KoTHWMJ

i am assuming you are a fan of infectinator

anyay i shoot him in the head and it explodes

he collapses and fades back to the depths of where ever the hell he went

i then shoot bountey … out a cannon

KOTH V41

found on page 10 I also get another gattling camel because of my devotion to prove this stuff

Topic: Off-topic / Choose your weapon

Sniper crowbar

Topic: Off-topic / If you were stuck in your local mall with zombies...

I would sh** my pants

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I kick jimbo in the sack for no reason, since moms can smell weaknes,s they attack and kill jimbo
KotH

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I sh** my pants
The stank is so bad Mr. Huggsys flys away
KotH

Topic: Off-topic / the worst things to hear when you wake up from sugery

“oh I got to go to the bathroom bad… there you sir would you finish this heart transplant”

Doc. I’m sorry ma’am but the heart transplant went badly… he is a vegitable, you will have to feed him, change him, wash him, he does not know who you are and can nto speak, he also can not have sex."

Lady. “omg this is horrable”

Doc. Oh no i’m joking"

Lady.“Oh really thats good”

Doc. “He is dead… now sign right here stating that You will not sue me”

Topic: Off-topic / You have 5 nukes..

Iran
Iraq
North Korea
China
Keep the last one in case of emergency

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I kick king in the sack with my steel toed boot he is in so much pain he can not call his turtle to kill me, mag is making sure I do not kick him in the sack so he runs away crying like a baby I then import bigger boots from Canada (so they must be bad ass)
KotH

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

Originally posted by The_Legions:

Dude stop double posting. King of the Hill because you broke a rule.

So what was I supposed to do let this game die? I had to go back 2 pages to find this last time…

Since I have played a few undead games they decide not to kill me, then I HUFF and I PUFF and I BLOW the wall down the wall falls on top of SGT then I get my undead friends to lift it back up and put me inside
KotH

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

(sorry for double post) but I’m not going to let this game die

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I give king a letter it says that mag thinks he is a big poopie head, so while he is away chasing after mag I play texas hold em’ poker with Mr. Hat (thats turtles name now)
koth