Recent posts by halfdelita on Kongregate

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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

It regens faster but dies in 1 sec, like the earlier raid bosses, or become super Bajaj and take 10000000 hours to die.

I wish nobody made any more wishes.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You see a blue elephant but its because u have an incurable eye disease that turns everything in your field of vision blue…

I wish I knew exactly what to do all the time so i never feel bored or restless.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Friendship

JVPUDJNJ

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Pigs grow wings and fly, but then it rains pig poop on u… >.<!!!

I wish I didn’t have to kill so many of hell’s daughters on map 7. sigh

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

U have a wish that wont corrupt but u accidently wish for a cheezeburger when ur hungry.

I wish I could see what the final boss lord of hell looks like now!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You have goldfish but they’re so pretty u spend all day staring at them and starve to death.

I wish I had an army of snipers to kill anyone I want! o.o

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

U have a zeppelin but u fall asleep at the helm and it crashes and buuuuuuuuuuuuurnsssss!

I wish I had multi-taste candy!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

u get your blue balloon, but the bloons super monkey comes to pop it thinking its another bloons invasion.

I wish I had a supermonkey who fired lazers from his eyes!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Half is here but u are gone! +P

I wish Spanky would give me his duped iron dragon

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You have best stereos but they are installed in my bajajs and u need to pay me to listen to them =P

I wish I owned the bajaj making company.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Power goblins came to EWL but got ran over by my Bajajs. (sorry!)

I wish I had a Bajaj IRL!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / The Four Trolls of Epic War Legends!!!

Troll 7, The Great Wall of Alvin…

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / The Four Trolls of Epic War Legends!!!

6th Troll, Ferx_zero (Developer)

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Everything is free but there are no stocks of the good things left so u only have zomphyres and bards.

I wish jukka and IAHHAI will have babies =3

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

They have a full reset, but lose money as cash players quit angry and there’s no more money to run the game servers.

I wish Spanky knows IAHHAI is back.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You didnt have cold but u have chicken pox instead and are bedridden itchy n scratchy for 2 weeks instead of 3 days.

I wish I could breed white tiger and celestial lioness.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / The Four Trolls of Epic War Legends!!!

1st Troll, Matdog2 and his Ninja Village

2nd Troll, cubeman17 the Void Master

3rd Troll, halfdelita the Car Salesman

4th Troll, methredydd the God of the Underworld

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You do but your wong gets zombie infection and becomes zombie wong, unable to use any skills except chopping with chainsaw.

I wish Apocalypse came now!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Half doesnt know but u feel so guilty about it u transfer 600k to him instead ^^

I wish raid was waaaaaaay shorter (like 1 day) so people can actually get some sleep.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

u can crack coconuts with bare hands, but they are totally shattered and the coconut juice is wasted.

I wish jukka owed me instead of Spanky 300k.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Spank is in chat, but not talking to you.

I wish I had 99\99 Igniz, Levi, Monkey and Garuda is waaay greedy

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

The world is proven flat, but u sail off the edge of the world’s waterfall and plunge into outer space.

I wiish there was a limit break skill in this game, like FF7, where the main character unleashes a super special move after taking x amount of damage!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Bacon doesnt exist, but the universe ceases to exist either, because bacon is an essential part of the universe.

I wish cubeman17 didn’t quit this game. It’ll be so boring without him trolling us day in day out.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You have a hamburger, but its made from sick cows, and u get the mad cow disease from eating it.

I wish I could play all day and not need to sleep to recharge at all!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Your wish is granted goldfish can fly, but that is 1000 years into the future and you dont live to see it happen.

I wish my bajaj fleet would steamroll all opposition and be the strongest force in EWL!