Recent posts by halfdelita on Kongregate

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Topic: Epic War CCG / The Four Trolls of Epic War Legends!!!

1st Troll, Matdog2 and his Ninja Village

2nd Troll, cubeman17 the Void Master

3rd Troll, halfdelita the Car Salesman

4th Troll, methredydd the God of the Underworld

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You do but your wong gets zombie infection and becomes zombie wong, unable to use any skills except chopping with chainsaw.

I wish Apocalypse came now!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Half doesnt know but u feel so guilty about it u transfer 600k to him instead ^^

I wish raid was waaaaaaay shorter (like 1 day) so people can actually get some sleep.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

u can crack coconuts with bare hands, but they are totally shattered and the coconut juice is wasted.

I wish jukka owed me instead of Spanky 300k.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Spank is in chat, but not talking to you.

I wish I had 99\99 Igniz, Levi, Monkey and Garuda is waaay greedy

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

The world is proven flat, but u sail off the edge of the world’s waterfall and plunge into outer space.

I wiish there was a limit break skill in this game, like FF7, where the main character unleashes a super special move after taking x amount of damage!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Bacon doesnt exist, but the universe ceases to exist either, because bacon is an essential part of the universe.

I wish cubeman17 didn’t quit this game. It’ll be so boring without him trolling us day in day out.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You have a hamburger, but its made from sick cows, and u get the mad cow disease from eating it.

I wish I could play all day and not need to sleep to recharge at all!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Your wish is granted goldfish can fly, but that is 1000 years into the future and you dont live to see it happen.

I wish my bajaj fleet would steamroll all opposition and be the strongest force in EWL!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

U have all my money, but u have to take care of me for the rest of your life and cant do anything else with the money!

I wish someone would offer an insanely high price for my 99\99 birdie!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Skill Balance/Tweak/Alter + Suggestion post here

Good Grief! Tiger’s Demon God Fist got nerfed hard! Its Flame fist now…

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

It is granted for real, but its a wish that all your money be transferred to me.

I wish I had all of jukka’s money to spend on this game =3

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You can stop time, but only for yourself, so u never grow old and watch ur loved ones die in front of ur frozen eyes.

I wish I could summon 100 ton weights on top of people’s heads .

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

your wish comes true but we are all nobodies and i am ‘no one in particular’.

I wish I had two garudas at the end of this raid!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You quit playing videogames, but soon u grow up to become a boring adult…

I wish I had an eggplant as my best friend!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Everything goes ‘fine’.. u are ‘fined’ for breathing, ‘fined’ for surfing net, and ‘fined’ for smiling…

I wish the raid would end soon, staying in top 30 is misery!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You never die but the raid boss never dies either, and u can never get ur reward.

I wish top be top 30 in this raid!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

EW6 is a success, and art gives u 100 UC for the good wishes. Unfortunately the other players get jealous and tear u apart.

I wish there were more things to do with my time than playing games and watching anime.

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

There were more people than you and me.. there was whole and quarter and jukka980 and jukka981….

I wish I had a horse!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You got Tardis, but Dr Who comes and takes it back leaving u stranded somewhere in the timestream with no way to get back.

I wish the raid was today!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

Your luck turns for the better but a dinosaur steps on ur foot! (ouch!)

I wish jukka’s luck turned for the better as he’s having a bad day!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

It is white, but it means u have a serious digestive problem lack of bile and die early.

I wish I would get into top 30 for raid this time!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

The masterminds behind it tell you. But all the conspiracy theories were true, and they had to kill you after they told u what was going on…

I wish someone would make me an offer for \99 druid _

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You get a ton of wish ideas but u get a stroke in your hands and your fingers are paralysed stopping you from typing out your wish…

I wish all the nice people who left this game would come back!

 
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Topic: Epic War CCG / Corrupt-A-Wish

You get an endless sack of gold, but u need to sacrifice 1 litre of blood everytime u open it. Eventually you become a dry husk.

I wish the level cap of lvl 99 was removed so we could continue leveling to eternity.