Recent posts by YesTownMayor on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Would you avoid a sandwich for $1,000,000

Originally posted by PlainBlandMan:

Originally posted by YesTownMayor:

I would take the money while leaning against the table the sandwich is on, put 1 hand behind my back when he gives me the mil, take the sandwich with that hand, and now I have both. Yay!

Wouldn’t he track you down and shoot you after he finds out?

Who said he had a gun?

Topic: Off-topic / R.I.P JULIAN TIMMY thompson SR

My last grandfather died when I was 9. I feel your pain. * pats shoulder *

Topic: Off-topic / You'll probably laugh until you can't when you go to this site!!

Go to www.Littejohnny.com, it is really funny. It does specialize in sick jokes, though.

Topic: Off-topic / Would you avoid a sandwich for $1,000,000

I would take the money while leaning against the table the sandwich is on, put 1 hand behind my back when he gives me the mil, take the sandwich with that hand, and now I have both. Yay!

Topic: Off-topic / Any suggestions for a hobby?

Youtube has tons of underage users and from what I know, it had no lawsuits surrounding that issue.

Anyway, back on topic please! I need your help here.

Topic: Off-topic / Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

I’d only do it if it were a Chiuahuah. I hate those little ****bags.

Topic: Off-topic / Any suggestions for a hobby?

So what? OHHHH 1 YEAR UNDERAGE BIG FUCKING DEAL!

(I now regret saying that because now this topic will be about underage users)

Topic: Off-topic / Crazy Burger!

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Topic: Off-topic / Firefox or Chrome

Originally posted by squidward568:

Chrome coz chrome is shiny, firefox is fire and can kill.

Are you serious?

Topic: Off-topic / Any suggestions for a hobby?

And I’m 12 years old. Almost 13. And no one suggest internet.

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Pokemon

All the water starters (I don’t know, I have a weird obsession with the water starters.)

Topic: Off-topic / How would your username be if you made it the same way as the person above you?

my_sister_bomb (get it?)

A location name from your favorite game of all time and saying that you are the Mayor of that location.

Topic: Off-topic / what celeb would you throw off a building?

Miley Cyrus

Jonas Bros.

Brittany Spears

Kate Gosselin (Jon & Kate + 8)

Michael Jackson

And btw swanbomb, I don’t think animated celebs count.

Topic: Off-topic / do you hate the jonas brothers??

Originally posted by DaxterX2
I cant stand the “jonas sisters”.
I know the joke is overused sometimes, but I cant stand not saying it when discussing my dislike for them.

Some Youtube user shot me down for using that joke in a comment and also saying that they are a waste of space on earth (in the same comment)

Topic: Off-topic / Firefox or Chrome

I can only do IE b/c this is a cyberschool comp, but I’ve heard Google has a little thing that pops up whether you want your browsing to appear on your browsing history or not. So yeah, Chrome, even though I’ve never tried it, it must be better than shitty IE.

Topic: Off-topic / Anyone else miss good TV?

Naw, go with Veoh. They have full-length shows and movies that you’ve actually heard of, unlike Youtube.

Topic: Off-topic / Twilight: The Reasoning Behind Why This Series Sucks

There is this one girl I know that has a hoodie that says “Team Edward” on the front and “Twilight” on the back. What kind of name is Edward any way, oh yeah such a vampiric name…

Topic: Off-topic / What is the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?

I have a phobia of spider webs. Not the actual spiders, the webs. Here’s how I got that fear.

When I was about 4 years old. I saw this spider web. it was prob. 3 feet tall. It scared the crap out of me. It’s almost 9 years later and I still have the fear.

Topic: Off-topic / Dont Shit Your Pants

I’m 12 and I play Saints Row and watch my older brother play Dead Space. I’m still a perfectly fine child.

Topic: Off-topic / Anyone else miss good TV?

TLC sucks. They keep showing Jon & Kate + 8, Little People, Big World, and shows about Medical Mysteries.

Discovery Channel is boring (besides Mythbusters.)

I’m not even going to talk about children’s channels (Nick is just a channel filled with sitcoms for pre-pubescent girls anymore, CN is just localizing Canadian Cartoons anymore. But Adult Swim is still awesome. Cant say the same about N@N though. Oh wait, I just talked about ‘em, didn’t I?)

Well, I think Modern TV sucks. What you think is your opinion.

Everything else just isn’t my type of humor.

Topic: Off-topic / Any suggestions for a hobby?

Well I was bored tonight and my mom came downstairs and said that I need a hobby. So I’m asking you guys: What would be a great hobby for me? I like drumming (on Rock band Drums and with my fingers on a table), building things, biking, and playing pool (billiards) at this placce I hang out at. So what are your suggestions?

Topic: Off-topic / Crazy Burger!

Originally posted by Criks:

pr0n. nuff said.

I’d eat that burger.

Topic: Off-topic / OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!

You Bastards!

Kenny commits suicide after hearing one of the Jonas Brothers’ songs.

Topic: Off-topic / Crazy Burger!

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Topic: General Gaming / Meat boy is under-rated.

Meat Boy isn’t underrated. It’s being made into a WiiWare game.